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Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1 ull LTE Today 10:32 AM This is such a weird thing to do. Don't take it as an insult. It's a big compliment actually. I really liked you a lot and I think you are really cute and sweet and funny. So I want to set you up with my good friend if you would be ok with that. I just think you two would have more in common than we do. She likes heavy metal music and she's a nerd and she's shy and beautiful and funny. She's religious though and that's a deal breaker for her if you aren't religious. So two questions, would you want to meet her? And are you religious? Today 11:18 AM I'm super flattered, but l'm very much not religious and totally respect that being a deal breaker. As curious as l'd be to meet her, since that is a deal breaker it's a moot point! I also enjoyed our date last night, you seem like an interesting and attractive woman. But I think there was just a certain chemistry missing, and l'd like to give you the opportunity to find a guy who's a better match for you. Hahaha You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to talk to my friend. The entire date I was thinking that you are perfect for her. You two have the same energy. Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker for her. You are so nice though! That is the absolute sweetest way anyone has ever turned me down. I wish I had more single female friends to set you up with because you are so sweet and awesome. I would give you 5 stars if I could rate you on here. Hahaha. Sent Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is mutual. I absolutely wish you and your friend the best of luck with navigating the buffet of guys you both undoubtedly have as options. Like I said, you seem like an amazing girl, just maybe not the amazing girl for me! Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

Dad, School, and Girl: Megs @megsullivan07 UPPER LEFZ USA My dad has been peeling oranges for my lunch since kindergarten & on my last day of high school I got this instead wiki How How to Peel an Orange Peelng an orange realy isn't that difficult, it just takes a ittle instruction and practice. In fact, by the time you fnish reading this article. you w be well-vered in several of the most popular orange peeling methods Girl It's Time Baby Gral' 1 Worst Carb After Age 50 Here is 1 carb you > mustavoid it you stugole with belly tot He so Method One of Three: Using your Hands It's Tinie BAby the t be w orange p 1 Wor Carb A Age 50 Method One Using your

School, Tumblr, and Blog: yeezus @depressedloner Since everyone is posting pictures of their kids ready for back to school, here's mine -, brando- @imlowkeycool If anyone bullies him l'm fighting them awesomesthesia: What do you do if it comes to your school

awesomesthesia: What do you do if it comes to your school

mini phone dump

Today, Got, and Job: finally, my dream job I wanted to be a clown since I was a kid everyone was making fun of me but today I will be the one laughing Finally got THE job

Finally got THE job

Beautiful, Chrome, and Cute: ybs-lyricsandphilosophy: jane-the-killer-is-wifu: life-is-chrome: mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This beautiful and unique Ring will make a lovely gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= I’ve bought the silver one. I think it’ll double as a pendant when it’s open I have a strong want for this I need this If anyone gets me this ill melt in your arms and you’ll have my heart forever I really want one oml it’s beautiful If someone gets me this I’ll cook dinner for them every night for the rest of their life and be their de facto house husband

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Ass, Catfished, and Definitely: Tos pm Telstra 0 Can your job pay trom my crack addiction. Il be your friend or A more if you want to? Only if my repayment is you fuel my crack addiction My address is 122 Thomas St. Dandenong Vic 3175 So how did you want me to sneak in?l assume they've got guards around the place Dress up as a ninja turtle and tell them your here to entertain me And than give me my crack so we can smoke together. I know a place Send Typea esage 705 pm Telstra 0 Okay but which one?1 think if came as the wrong one it' blow our cover Attention to detail is how we pull this off Raphaet Iike em tough Rough Only if I can tie you up using my red face mask smoke your pipe if you do go through with tying me up. And maybe even do more if you play your moves correctly In that case when do you want me there by Tre eage Send Tatatre 40 708 pm 3am wear your best jocks Kidding me?i won't be weanng any Much better expect you to be already undressed when t get there as we may heed to move quickly I only fuck with socks on. Miss me with that gay shit m I can work with that Remember though for payment t need my fair share of your crack I thought your bringing the crack Type mesage Send Teletra 0 106 pm bring the crack But i want your ass as my payment Oh you'll have that in spades Perfect. Sounds lika a fine date to me see you there So who are you really Lmao Some bloke on her tryn to catfish some mother fuckers I'm a Nigerian prince just here to have some fun Typeeage Send Telstre 40 706 pm 12% Must be pretty rich then d Are you actually addicted to crack? Fuck no. Woukdr't even have the taintest of idea of where to get it Are you? I got peer pressured to smoke sum in year 7 haven't been the same since Should definitely see someone bout it Shit fucks your ife up which I'm sure you've found out Ive been clean for about 3 years now but considered doing it A again after my recent break up Tye a meage Send Tatutre 40 708 pm now Dur consIoerea aong it again after my recent break up Nah nah don't do it. 3 years is an accomplishment a lot of peosle dream of achieving Honestly, if that's actualy you in that photo (which r'm highly doubiting nether less), they're missing out big time. Thank you for our conversation. You're a genuine guy and I hope you do find someone who likes you for you. Don't give up on love! Thank you very much, appreciate that Good luck with everything for you ype age Send Don’t do crack kids

Don’t do crack kids

Android, Dogs, and Twitter: OLIVIA @HoneyEyedOlive one time someone said pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time he heard someone ring a bell and i haven't been the same since 4:58 PM · 26 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android 55.7K Retweets 308K Likes 27

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: creepygnomeking: since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to upload something anyway-

creepygnomeking: since I’m currently into Overwatch, have a ref of my self-insert, this is a little old but still stands by. I need to uplo...

Animals, Computers, and Windows: Battledroid, 21 Officer In The Droid Army at Confederacy of Independent Syst. e Geonosian Droid Factory I activate every day at 6:am on the battlefield of geonosis just for the glory of CIS. Searching for a girl who like vintage computers since i work with windows 3.0. I'm searching for some company since all my friend died in battle. I also have a coffee machine installed on my chest. My favorite things are dust, oil and Count Dooku, my favorite biological living thing. My favorite animals are geonosian. My Anthem Sweden C418 Finally, the perfect date

Finally, the perfect date

Gru, Time, and Flexin: Gru be flexin, he had the cybertruck since 2010 alceetan123 It was under our noses this whole time.

It was under our noses this whole time.

Suicide, Yes, and Who: @vampyrosles isn't suicide technically self defense since you have killed the person who was trying to kill you. 05/01/2017, 21:38 Well yes, but actually no Interesting

Interesting

Christmas, Awkward, and Help: UMUH... HERE, MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. THIS IS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS SINCE MY HUSBAND DIED ANDI DONT KNOW How I'M GOING TO GET THROUGH IT. THOUGHTS PRAYERS BUT...IT'S EMPTY. FASTER! @jdrift01 An Awkward Gift

An Awkward Gift

Beautiful, Chrome, and Cute: ybs-lyricsandphilosophy: jane-the-killer-is-wifu: life-is-chrome: mikasslime: roses-on-the-rocks: scatterations: cute-aesthetics-things: What if you could wear the entire universe on your finger? Since ancient times, astronomers around the world have used models of the sky to make calculations. With the advent of the armillary sphere, stargazers were given a physical model to better visualize the lines of celestial longitude and latitude. Created independently in ancient Greece and ancient China, these armillary spheres consisted of spherical rings centered on either the Earth or the Sun. During the 16th and 17th centuries, these astronomy tools were sized down to become fashionable finger rings that moved just like regular armillary spheres. This beautiful and unique Ring will make a lovely gift for your friends and family! => GET YOURS HERE <= I’ve bought the silver one. I think it’ll double as a pendant when it’s open I have a strong want for this I need this If anyone gets me this ill melt in your arms and you’ll have my heart forever I really want one oml it’s beautiful If someone gets me this I’ll cook dinner for them every night for the rest of their life and be their de facto house husband

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Dwyane Wade, Memes, and Nba: HEAT 9 years ago today, Morry Gash captured one of the most iconic NBA photos of all-time: Dwyane Wade celebrating while LeBron dunks behind him. Since most people have only seen the photo, they assume it was alley-oop. It wasn't. https://t.co/T5FaTw9miO

9 years ago today, Morry Gash captured one of the most iconic NBA photos of all-time: Dwyane Wade celebrating while LeBron dunks behind him....

Dad, School, and Struggle: Megs @megsullivan07 UPPER LEFT USA My dad has been peeling oranges for my lunch since kindergarten & on my last day of high school I got this instead wiki How How to Peel an Orange It'S Peeling an orange really isn't that difficult, it just takes a ittle instruction and practice. In fact, by the time you fnish reading this article. you wll be well-verted in several of the most popular orange peeling methodst It'S Time Girl Baby Girl Here is 1 carh you > mustavodit. you struggle with bely fat Heal so 1 Worst Carb After Age 50 Method One of Three: Using your Hands Tirie Baby ta the be we orange p 1 Wor Carb A Age 50 Method One Using your Haha this is hilarious

Haha this is hilarious

Game, A Game, and Been: When you've been playing a game nonstop since release and you get into a lobby where you're the lowest level

Being Alone, God, and Thank You: @SVENINFRAMES I AM ALL ALONE HERE... DEAR GOD... ...AWAY FROM EVERYONE I KNOW... IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE I GOT STRANDED ON THIS ISLAND... ...WITH NO HOPE OF RESCUE... SO GOD, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE... THANK YOU. I JUST WANTED TO SAY.. Stranded on an island [OC]

Stranded on an island [OC]

Alive, Fake, and World: punk @nueports people said the world ending in 2012 was fake but has anyone felt alive since then The end of the world: 2012

The end of the world: 2012

Meme, SpongeBob, and Time: SpongeBob should be the meme of the decade since it has been here the entire time and hasn't died We agree

We agree

God, Shit, and True: Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them allthe lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you. Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say I will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." Holy shit. Holy shit. Yes. YES. obsessedwithamedot THIS Why God created Atheists

Why God created Atheists

Money, Bank, and Time: Me checking my bank account to see if some money has magically appeared since last time 2SRK RF 123RF BRF OPERE meirl

meirl

Carolina Panthers, Football, and Head: SUPER BOWL 50 COROLIN ANTHERS SUPER BOWL 50 SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA 136 97 63 9 65 37 69 3P 79 59 70 71 617 74 1 34 50 53545 25 61 29 OMPAN 31 32 63 35 24 17 त Since taking this photo, the Carolina Panthers have lost a Super Bowl, gone 29-32, had their QB injured twice and fired their head coach https://t.co/Dr8oyRGzjt

Since taking this photo, the Carolina Panthers have lost a Super Bowl, gone 29-32, had their QB injured twice and fired their head coach htt...

Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

$Advice, Django, and Facebook: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8"); *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world * and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error_reporting (E_ALL) ; ini_set("display_errors",true); print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?> I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.$