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     simulation: Not like in the simulation by Longus96
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                 simulation: Not like in the simulation by Longus96
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     simulation: Just like the simulation
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8");
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 *I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 *using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 *stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere.
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 *correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 *in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 * and hope it will be enough.
 Farewell.
 error_reporting (E_ALL) ;
 ini_set("display_errors",true);
 print('<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF - 8 " ?>'."\n") ; ?>
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.
                
            

            
            
I’m getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







     simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code.
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 *
 4
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this fíle again to write this comment.
 Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell
 *
 error_reporting (E ALL);
 ini set("display_errors", true)
 print'<?xml version= "1.0" encodina="UTF-8" ?>' "An") : ?>
Don’t read the source, Luke!
                
            

            
            
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     simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 /*
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell.
 *
 error_reporting (E_ALL)
 ini set("display_errors", true);
 print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?>
Who needs license agreements when you got this! F
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 simulation: <?php header("Content-type: text/html; charset-utf-8");
 /*
 *This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code
 I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I
 assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons
 *I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing
 using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried
 by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army
 of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS.
 The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT
 stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for
 different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I
 bet they have mismatches somewhere
 *Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided
 to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to
 correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with
 this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally
 given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing
 this after a prolonged medical therapy mostly successful, thanks for
 asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a
 manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice:
 Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it
 in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a
 relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment.
 *Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world
 and hope it will be enough
 Farewell.
 *
 error_reporting (E_ALL)
 ini set("display_errors", true);
 print ('<?xml version-""1,0" encoding- "UTF -8 " ?>"\n") : ?>
Who needs license agreements when you got this! F
                
            

            
            
Who needs license agreements when you got this! F

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







     simulation: Dysexlia
 A fnerid who has disexiya diseebcrd to me how she epicrexnees radenig. She can read, but it tekas a lot of
 ctnaooicenrtn, and the Irteets semes to imup aonurd"
 Immeeeerbd riandeg aubot tmoiglcepyya. Wdouln't it be pbslsioe to do it ineeilvctrtay on a wbsetie wtih
 Jpviasrcat? Srue it wuold.
 Pbisehlud
 03 March 2106
 Tags
 disxyeia
 Feel like mnkiag a bemroolakkt of this or smotienhg? Fork it on guhitb.
 tiepgylmocya
 Dxeilsya is cretciaaehzrd by dtificlufy with laneirng to raed flunety and with arcaucte
 csoermoniphen dpeitse naorml ienceglintle. This incdules difictiufy with paoholncgoil
 aewasnres, piciooongahl deicodng, pesnocirsg seepd, ohohragpirtc codnig, aiorutdy
 sroht-term mreomy, Igangaue slkis/vbreal cohpnmseieron, and/or raipd ninmag.
 Jvaariscpt
 Dmoeneeatipvl niedag ddsroier (DRD) is the msot comomn linnaerg diailistby. Delxsyia
 is the msot regocieznd of ridnaeg drerosdis, hwoeevr not all ndiaeg dsierrdos are
 kiend to dxselyia
 Some see diyslexa as dincstit form rndaeig dcufilifeits rtinuseig form ohter caesus, such
 as a non-nocuragielol dcfcenieiy with vsioin or hraenig, or poor or iudqtaanee reinadg
 iuiosttrcnn. Three are three perosopd ctoingive sytbpues of dsxyiela (atirudoy, vasiul
 and antantteio), althoguh ianidvduil cases of dxsileya are betetr epenalixd by spficeic
 uyinidenrg ngerycpiosuhoaclol dcifites and co-oncriucrg Iriennag dbilitsieas (e.g.
 aotitnten-deifcit/hveytctiraipy dedsrior, mtah dsabltiy, etc.). Augholth it is cidrenseod to
 be a ricvteepe gnaauge-based lenianrg dbisilaity in the rseecarh lituraete, dsylixea also
 actfes one's exivpssree laagnuge slkis. Rsehcreears at MIT fnuod taht polpee with
 dixiesya eixthiebd imrpeaid vocie-ritinogecon atibleis.
 Scruoe: Wipkidiea
aquilacalvitium:
cameoamalthea:

pinkjacuzzi:

micdotcom:

This is what it’s like to have dyslexia. Web developer Victor Widell is hoping to shine a light on the learning disorder with this creative coding simulation.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what it looks like for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So accurate !!!!!!

This! It can be so hard for people to get it. I’ve been told “you can’t have a disability” because I did well in school or because I have a law degree, because I scored high on the LSAT (which was despite not being able to finish it). Learning disabilities don’t = stupid, it’s just slower and more difficult to read/spell.


Oh wow
I think every single person without dyslexia should see this

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 simulation: Dysexlia
 A fnerid who has disexiya diseebcrd to me how she epicrexnees radenig. She can read, but it tekas a lot of
 ctnaooicenrtn, and the Irteets semes to imup aonurd"
 Immeeeerbd riandeg aubot tmoiglcepyya. Wdouln't it be pbslsioe to do it ineeilvctrtay on a wbsetie wtih
 Jpviasrcat? Srue it wuold.
 Pbisehlud
 03 March 2106
 Tags
 disxyeia
 Feel like mnkiag a bemroolakkt of this or smotienhg? Fork it on guhitb.
 tiepgylmocya
 Dxeilsya is cretciaaehzrd by dtificlufy with laneirng to raed flunety and with arcaucte
 csoermoniphen dpeitse naorml ienceglintle. This incdules difictiufy with paoholncgoil
 aewasnres, piciooongahl deicodng, pesnocirsg seepd, ohohragpirtc codnig, aiorutdy
 sroht-term mreomy, Igangaue slkis/vbreal cohpnmseieron, and/or raipd ninmag.
 Jvaariscpt
 Dmoeneeatipvl niedag ddsroier (DRD) is the msot comomn linnaerg diailistby. Delxsyia
 is the msot regocieznd of ridnaeg drerosdis, hwoeevr not all ndiaeg dsierrdos are
 kiend to dxselyia
 Some see diyslexa as dincstit form rndaeig dcufilifeits rtinuseig form ohter caesus, such
 as a non-nocuragielol dcfcenieiy with vsioin or hraenig, or poor or iudqtaanee reinadg
 iuiosttrcnn. Three are three perosopd ctoingive sytbpues of dsxyiela (atirudoy, vasiul
 and antantteio), althoguh ianidvduil cases of dxsileya are betetr epenalixd by spficeic
 uyinidenrg ngerycpiosuhoaclol dcifites and co-oncriucrg Iriennag dbilitsieas (e.g.
 aotitnten-deifcit/hveytctiraipy dedsrior, mtah dsabltiy, etc.). Augholth it is cidrenseod to
 be a ricvteepe gnaauge-based lenianrg dbisilaity in the rseecarh lituraete, dsylixea also
 actfes one's exivpssree laagnuge slkis. Rsehcreears at MIT fnuod taht polpee with
 dixiesya eixthiebd imrpeaid vocie-ritinogecon atibleis.
 Scruoe: Wipkidiea
aquilacalvitium:
cameoamalthea:

pinkjacuzzi:

micdotcom:

This is what it’s like to have dyslexia. Web developer Victor Widell is hoping to shine a light on the learning disorder with this creative coding simulation.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is what it looks like for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So accurate !!!!!!

This! It can be so hard for people to get it. I’ve been told “you can’t have a disability” because I did well in school or because I have a law degree, because I scored high on the LSAT (which was despite not being able to finish it). Learning disabilities don’t = stupid, it’s just slower and more difficult to read/spell.


Oh wow
I think every single person without dyslexia should see this

                
            

            
            
aquilacalvitium:
cameoamalthea:

pinkjacuzzi:

micdotcom:

This is what it’s like to have dyslexia. Web developer Victor Widell is hoping...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







     simulation: The gods checking to see if the simulation if Earth.exe is rendering properly after a reboot (1 C.E.)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 simulation: The gods checking to see if the simulation if Earth.exe is rendering properly after a reboot (1 C.E.)
                
            

            
            
The gods checking to see if the simulation if Earth.exe is rendering properly after a reboot (1 C.E.)