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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on πŸ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜‚ β€œwowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ SO πŸ‘ DEMANDING πŸ‘ THEN πŸ‘ MAKE πŸ‘ MY πŸ‘ BED πŸ‘ THEN πŸ‘ LAY πŸ‘ IN πŸ‘ IT πŸ‘ D!CKFACE πŸ‘. LOOKIN A$$ 😀.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed β€œIT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like β€œWELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* β€œTHAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: β€œLOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Second editor’s note: β€œwowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER β€˜sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚]
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and
 your owners let you up on the hotel bed
 @DrSmashlove
(Sound on πŸ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜‚ β€œwowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ SO πŸ‘ DEMANDING πŸ‘ THEN πŸ‘ MAKE πŸ‘ MY πŸ‘ BED πŸ‘ THEN πŸ‘ LAY πŸ‘ IN πŸ‘ IT πŸ‘ D!CKFACE πŸ‘. LOOKIN A$$ 😀.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed β€œIT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like β€œWELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* β€œTHAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: β€œLOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Second editor’s note: β€œwowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER β€˜sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚]

(Sound on πŸ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...