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    short but: shed1nja:
salty-sadness22:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:

kuruluv:

catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

iā€™m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a childā€™s hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didnā€™t approve of that look on a ā€œgirlā€, and insisted iā€™d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesnā€™t need to get any haircuts he doesnā€™t want.
so he starts growing it out, itā€™s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me itā€™s getting long as if i donā€™t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ā€˜forcing a transgender lifestyleā€™ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpaā€™s and tells me he didnā€™t Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of whatā€™s on THEIR body! /rant


Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.


This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you canā€™t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. 
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and thatā€™s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.

Iā€™m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their childrenā€™s hair creep me the fuck out and Iā€™m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, ā€œannoying talking dollā€ status.

I loved my daughterā€™s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut shortĀ ā€˜like a boyā€™(she was four)Ā  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.Ā 
The stylist was skeptical, ā€˜are you sure?ā€ and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girlĀ ā€˜are you sure you want it cut short?ā€™ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And itā€™s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

My family, for years, wouldnā€™t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest theyā€™d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. Iā€™m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. Itā€™s an easy way to express myself.  
 Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before theyā€™re told to grow up and have ā€˜professionalā€™ hair! 

My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldnā€™t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldnā€™t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldnā€™t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as sheā€™d let me.
When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me ā€œI needed itā€ to be pretty.



My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                short but: shed1nja:
salty-sadness22:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:

kuruluv:

catwithaknife:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair

what the fuck

iā€™m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like
i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a childā€™s hair!
it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didnā€™t approve of that look on a ā€œgirlā€, and insisted iā€™d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.
but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesnā€™t need to get any haircuts he doesnā€™t want.
so he starts growing it out, itā€™s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me itā€™s getting long as if i donā€™t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ā€˜forcing a transgender lifestyleā€™ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.
he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpaā€™s and tells me he didnā€™t Want the haircut.
i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.
tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of whatā€™s on THEIR body! /rant


Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.


This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you canā€™t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. 
but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and thatā€™s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.
Leave kids hair alone.

Iā€™m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their childrenā€™s hair creep me the fuck out and Iā€™m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, ā€œannoying talking dollā€ status.

I loved my daughterā€™s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut shortĀ ā€˜like a boyā€™(she was four)Ā  I took her to the salon and let her whack it off.Ā 
The stylist was skeptical, ā€˜are you sure?ā€ and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girlĀ ā€˜are you sure you want it cut short?ā€™ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And itā€™s been short ever since.)

Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred

My family, for years, wouldnā€™t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest theyā€™d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. Iā€™m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. Itā€™s an easy way to express myself.  
 Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before theyā€™re told to grow up and have ā€˜professionalā€™ hair! 

My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldnā€™t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldnā€™t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldnā€™t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as sheā€™d let me.
When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me ā€œI needed itā€ to be pretty.



My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis
                
            

            
            
shed1nja:
salty-sadness22:

kintatsujo:

pretentioussongtitle:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

captainroxythefoxy:

e-v-roslyn:

guu:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    short but: when u short but u handsome as
 hell
hereforpornandmemes:

sappyassmemes:

i mean iā€™m short but thatā€™s it

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                short but: when u short but u handsome as
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hereforpornandmemes:

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i mean iā€™m short but thatā€™s it

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hereforpornandmemes:

sappyassmemes:

i mean iā€™m short but thatā€™s it

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    short but: people
 who
 watch
 anime
 me, w
 aise
 watches
 anime
<p>Can see a short but profitable lifespan, low chance for normification via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2rThNwJ">https://ift.tt/2rThNwJ</a></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                short but: people
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 watch
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 me, w
 aise
 watches
 anime
<p>Can see a short but profitable lifespan, low chance for normification via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="https://ift.tt/2rThNwJ">https://ift.tt/2rThNwJ</a></p>
                
            

            
            
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    short but: hannah
 @lovecloud
 I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
 on why I should blow him

 00 AT&T LTE
 7:58 PM
 89%
 8
 MAN CANDY
 I want a persuasive essay with
 a strong thesis statement
 written in MLA format on why l
 should suck your dick
 Due by midnight tonight
 I'll fucking do it.
 Do it
 Ok.
 By text or email?
 Email
 Gotchu.

 Jose Alvarez
 Dr. Hannah Smith
 GF STUDIES PO1
 December 27 2016
 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
 To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
 echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
 and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
 indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
 whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
 or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
 disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
 heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
 benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
 aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
 the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
 self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
 women who partake in oral sex
 It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
 must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
 and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
 evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
 performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
 benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
 excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
 University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
 but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
 retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
 mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
 interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
 female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
 benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
 greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
 their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
 The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
 serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed

 Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
 surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
 have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
 frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
 esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
 Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
 School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
 that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
 development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
 poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
 improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
 sucky fucky amazing?
 The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
 uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
 sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
 Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
 other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
 satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
 suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
 else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
 own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
 admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
 opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
 idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
 you as well
 Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
 healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
 fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
 substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
 plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
 should smoke my penis. The end.
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think Iā€™ve ever read in my life
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                short but: hannah
 @lovecloud
 I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
 on why I should blow him

 00 AT&T LTE
 7:58 PM
 89%
 8
 MAN CANDY
 I want a persuasive essay with
 a strong thesis statement
 written in MLA format on why l
 should suck your dick
 Due by midnight tonight
 I'll fucking do it.
 Do it
 Ok.
 By text or email?
 Email
 Gotchu.

 Jose Alvarez
 Dr. Hannah Smith
 GF STUDIES PO1
 December 27 2016
 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
 To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
 echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
 and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
 indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
 whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
 or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
 disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
 heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
 benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
 aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
 the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
 self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
 women who partake in oral sex
 It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
 must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
 and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
 evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
 performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
 benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
 excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
 University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
 but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
 retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
 mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
 interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
 female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
 benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
 greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
 their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
 The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
 serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed

 Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
 surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
 have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
 frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
 esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
 Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
 School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
 that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
 development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
 poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
 improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
 sucky fucky amazing?
 The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
 uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
 sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
 Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
 other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
 satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
 suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
 else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
 own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
 admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
 opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
 idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
 you as well
 Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
 healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
 fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
 substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
 plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
 should smoke my penis. The end.
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think Iā€™ve ever read in my life
                
            

            
            
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think Iā€™ve ever read in my life

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    short but: Michelle Kosinski
 @MichLKosinski
 Music teacher comes to our house.
 Gives our kid a significant, noticeable
 haircut. Tells no one. Then leaves. !!!
 6/13/17, 2:15 PM
 1,094 RETWEETS 3,787 LIKES
<p><a href="http://jwblogofrandomness.tumblr.com/post/170118902903/disease-danger-darkness-silence" class="tumblr_blog">jwblogofrandomness</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://disease-danger-darkness-silence.tumblr.com/post/170058962901/captainroxythefoxy-e-v-roslyn-guu" class="tumblr_blog">disease-danger-darkness-silence</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://captainroxythefoxy.tumblr.com/post/170001008750/e-v-roslyn-guu-kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">captainroxythefoxy</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://e-v-roslyn.tumblr.com/post/169972581748/guu-kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">e-v-roslyn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://guu.tumblr.com/post/169935470375/kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">guu</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kuruluv.tumblr.com/post/169925462971/catwithaknife-httpswwwvicecomenusarticle" class="tumblr_blog">kuruluv</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://catwithaknife.tumblr.com/post/169916023645/httpswwwvicecomenusarticlekzqpd9heres-an" class="tumblr_blog">catwithaknife</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p style=""><a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair">https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair</a><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>what the fuck</p>
</blockquote>
<p>iā€™m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like</p>
<p style="">i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a childā€™s hair!</p>
<p>it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didnā€™t approve of that look on a ā€œgirlā€, and insisted iā€™d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.</p>
<p>but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesnā€™t need to get any haircuts he doesnā€™t want.</p>
<p>so he starts growing it out, itā€™s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me itā€™s getting long as if i donā€™t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ā€˜forcing a transgender lifestyleā€™ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.</p>
<p>he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpaā€™s and tells me he didnā€™t Want the haircut.</p>
<p>i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.</p>
<p>tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of whatā€™s on THEIR body! /rant<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you canā€™t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. </p>
<p>but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and thatā€™s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.</p>
<p>Leave kids hair alone.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Iā€™m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their childrenā€™s hair creep me the fuck out and Iā€™m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, ā€œannoying talking dollā€ status.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>My parents were super controlling over my hair when I was growing up. I always want to grow it out longer but they kept pressuring me to make it shorter. At one point my mom offered to pay me $50 bucks to cut my hair super short. She did, but I wasnā€™t happy about it in the end and there was the fact that <b>she was willing to pay $50 so that I would allow my hair to be cut super short.</b></p>
<p>I still get this today when Iā€™m an adult. My parents keep goingĀ ā€œYour hair looks so much better when its shortā€,Ā ā€œI can see your face better when its shortā€, even though my face is still clearly visible when my hair is longer. Why is it that parents think they have complete control over how their kids should look?! ITā€™S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!</p>
</blockquote>

<p>If you read the actual story from the article itā€™s weird as hell.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                short but: Michelle Kosinski
 @MichLKosinski
 Music teacher comes to our house.
 Gives our kid a significant, noticeable
 haircut. Tells no one. Then leaves. !!!
 6/13/17, 2:15 PM
 1,094 RETWEETS 3,787 LIKES
<p><a href="http://jwblogofrandomness.tumblr.com/post/170118902903/disease-danger-darkness-silence" class="tumblr_blog">jwblogofrandomness</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://disease-danger-darkness-silence.tumblr.com/post/170058962901/captainroxythefoxy-e-v-roslyn-guu" class="tumblr_blog">disease-danger-darkness-silence</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://captainroxythefoxy.tumblr.com/post/170001008750/e-v-roslyn-guu-kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">captainroxythefoxy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://e-v-roslyn.tumblr.com/post/169972581748/guu-kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">e-v-roslyn</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://guu.tumblr.com/post/169935470375/kuruluv" class="tumblr_blog">guu</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kuruluv.tumblr.com/post/169925462971/catwithaknife-httpswwwvicecomenusarticle" class="tumblr_blog">kuruluv</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://catwithaknife.tumblr.com/post/169916023645/httpswwwvicecomenusarticlekzqpd9heres-an" class="tumblr_blog">catwithaknife</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p style=""><a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair">https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair</a><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>what the fuck</p>
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<p>iā€™m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like</p>
<p style="">i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a childā€™s hair!</p>
<p>it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didnā€™t approve of that look on a ā€œgirlā€, and insisted iā€™d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head.</p>
<p>but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesnā€™t need to get any haircuts he doesnā€™t want.</p>
<p>so he starts growing it out, itā€™s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me itā€™s getting long as if i donā€™t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ā€˜forcing a transgender lifestyleā€™ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail.</p>
<p>he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpaā€™s and tells me he didnā€™t Want the haircut.</p>
<p>i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair.</p>
<p>tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of whatā€™s on THEIR body! /rant<br/></p>
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<p>Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies.</p>
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<p>This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you canā€™t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. </p>
<p>but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and thatā€™s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah.</p>
<p>Leave kids hair alone.</p>
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<p>Iā€™m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their childrenā€™s hair creep me the fuck out and Iā€™m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, ā€œannoying talking dollā€ status.</p>
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<p>My parents were super controlling over my hair when I was growing up. I always want to grow it out longer but they kept pressuring me to make it shorter. At one point my mom offered to pay me $50 bucks to cut my hair super short. She did, but I wasnā€™t happy about it in the end and there was the fact that <b>she was willing to pay $50 so that I would allow my hair to be cut super short.</b></p>
<p>I still get this today when Iā€™m an adult. My parents keep goingĀ ā€œYour hair looks so much better when its shortā€,Ā ā€œI can see your face better when its shortā€, even though my face is still clearly visible when my hair is longer. Why is it that parents think they have complete control over how their kids should look?! ITā€™S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!</p>
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<p>If you read the actual story from the article itā€™s weird as hell.</p>
                
            

            
            
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    short but: nd l drop some new merch and
 it's selling like a god church
 Recently, I have produced some
 new merchandise, and it is being
 sold to the human race in a way l
 would describe as being likea
 god church.
 As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by
 my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of
 commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and
 shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and
 souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l
 am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is
 proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that
 shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly
 foolish word known as a "god church"
 At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical
 planet know as the, and I quoteĀ·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy
 name态quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have
 composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn
 the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merchĀ·if you are
 lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the
 legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably
 concludes me to domineenng that myĀ·as mentioned before varied
 line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious
 superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing
 simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to
 the non-existantĀ·god church. Why, this surely sounds
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                short but: nd l drop some new merch and
 it's selling like a god church
 Recently, I have produced some
 new merchandise, and it is being
 sold to the human race in a way l
 would describe as being likea
 god church.
 As of the latterly, I, Jake Paul, the name of myself given by
 my dearest motherly mother, have constituted a range of
 commodities for my dearest devotees in the form and
 shape of products such as clothing, novelties, and
 souveneirs in exchange for their wherewithal, and since l
 am an ilustrious celebrity known for music videos, it is
 proceeding quite rapidly to say the least, so much so that
 shall describe it as being the non-existant and quite clearly
 foolish word known as a "god church"
 At this very moment in time, on our very advanced and technical
 planet know as the, and I quoteĀ·'Earth", l, a homosapen given thy
 name态quote."Jake Paul. by my also homosapien parents, have
 composed a varned line of stock, known by many homosapiens orn
 the planet Earth known as .merchandise* or-merchĀ·if you are
 lackadaisical, to my gratious and superlatve advcocates, and the
 legal tender is coming in very expeditiously, which undeniably
 concludes me to domineenng that myĀ·as mentioned before varied
 line of stock is merchandising quito pleasing to my gratious
 superiative advocates, which leads me to a very fitting and pleasing
 simile to my before said statements, that it is extremely similar to
 the non-existantĀ·god church. Why, this surely sounds
yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will share a name with that!! then he became irrelevant and i went back to liking the name but then jake paul came into vision and now i have given up on everything luckily i do not have to worry about naming anyone but my sims thank u i have to go steal some more memes now
                
            

            
            
yknow i really liked the name jacob or jake for short but then jacob sartorius existed and i was like fuck no future son of mine will sha...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







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                short but: KENNYSAM
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 I'll become your eyes and see the future...
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    short but: When she's too short but u still
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                short but: When she's too short but u still
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