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Comfortable, Definitely, and Family: khadij-al-kubra: simplelittlepaperyanon: shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey: transrants: a-little-bi-furious: transrants: idopaint-themgreen: the-fury-of-a-time-lord: lgbtqblogs: Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia. Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month. As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate. The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent. ‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page. But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole. ‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said. Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013. holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses they are my heroes YOU GO GIRLS “Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage” that is amazing TRANS EXCELLENCE Okay but other reports state that Alina identifies as androgyne but feels more comfortable as a woman, it definitely is trans excellence but the label she uses is not reported correctly here. Thanks for the info! (This means it’s not only trans excellence but also NONBINARY EXCELLENCE YEAH!) Fucking amazing “Can I be woman?”  “No.”  “I am still man?”  “Yes.”  “I can has wife, then?” [Russian government sweats nervously] Ya gotta love loopholes!
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Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.
Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.
As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.
The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.
‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.
But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole. ‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.
Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.


holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses
they are my heroes
YOU GO GIRLS

“Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage”
that is amazing

TRANS EXCELLENCE

Okay but other reports state that Alina identifies as androgyne but feels more comfortable as a woman, it definitely is trans excellence but the label she uses is not reported correctly here.

Thanks for the info! (This means it’s not only trans excellence but also NONBINARY EXCELLENCE YEAH!)


Fucking amazing

“Can I be woman?” 
“No.” 
“I am still man?” 
“Yes.” 
“I can has wife, then?”
[Russian government sweats nervously]


Ya gotta love loopholes!

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Beautiful, Shakespeare, and Taco Bell: kirkspocks odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewak outside a taco bel Ooinn spake: Bright the sun shone l at the time of Por's birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father,I the trickster, the liar l found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla systlin I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful. ay @systlin hmu Odinn spake Bright the stun shone At the time of pors birth A2o bafhed his count nance falr Loki, toolf-father the tricksterthe liar lfouno onthe colo pavement While refurning in glory fromAgrand hcun @systlin My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better Solen sken, skont gyllene Dagen Tor toddes På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell Där läg Loke My translation: The sun shone, sweet golden The day of Tor's birth On the tarmac, by Taco Bell There lay Lok For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.) ay yo show ur husband Solen sken, skönt gyllene B frottoren, vis Caco bell Sr lkgloke @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in (oops spot the typos) i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it Sólin skein, biört og gulin io faeoingu pors å stignum vio Taco Bel Par lá Loki The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing This is not shitposting, this is transformative work! Source: kirkspocks Norse Poem
Beautiful, Shakespeare, and Taco Bell: kirkspocks
 odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his
 beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewak outside a taco bel
 Ooinn spake:
 Bright the sun shone l at the time of Por's birth,
 And bathed his count'nance fair.
 Loki, wolf-father,I the trickster, the liar
 l found on the cold pavement
 While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
 For a 3 AM quesadilla
 systlin
 I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful.
 ay @systlin hmu
 Odinn spake
 Bright the stun shone At
 the time of pors birth
 A2o bafhed his count
 nance falr
 Loki, toolf-father
 the tricksterthe liar
 lfouno onthe colo
 pavement
 While refurning in
 glory fromAgrand hcun
 @systlin
 My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare
 than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better
 Solen sken, skont gyllene
 Dagen Tor toddes
 På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
 Där läg Loke
 My translation:
 The sun shone, sweet golden
 The day of Tor's birth
 On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
 There lay Lok
 For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
 ay yo show ur husband
 Solen sken, skönt gyllene
 B frottoren, vis Caco bell
 Sr lkgloke
 @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in
 (oops spot the typos)
 i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
 Sólin skein, biört og gulin
 io faeoingu pors
 å stignum vio Taco Bel
 Par lá Loki
 The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
 This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
 Source: kirkspocks
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Bored, Fall, and Fanfiction: rachelbearenson why is it always that the sign that the robot/Al is becomingtoo human* when they fall in looove is give me a robot who realizes they've*exceeded their programmed parameters~ when they get incredibly emotionally attached to their favorite movie and start writing fanfiction about it arrowhearts Tags: a robot who gets a pet and suddenly this small animal is more important than their programmed mission a robot who discovers they really REALLY like chocolate a robot who accidentally breaks a household appliance and cries in frustration a robot who is woken up by their programmer and mumbles 'five more minutes' god there are so many human things for a robot to do I LOVE IT GIVE ME ALL OF THESE STORIES sweetsarsaparilla .A robot that gets into an editing war on Wikipedia because this other person is wrong and not citing sources and clearly biased and no it will do that calculations later because this is important A robot who doesn't like one scientist because it thinks her hair is stupid A robot that finds logical paradoxes meant to disable it incredibly funny as if they're jokes and comes up with its own. A robot that develops a deep interest with a random trivial object like doorbells, dice, or ribbons and devotes a lot of its processing power to studying them. Fascinating A robot that was broken down for a while until some animal nested inside it and after it was repaired it was honored that an organic creature chose it as its shelter A robot that likes the class of the human-visible electromagnetic spectrum designated as 'aquamarine, (#66CDAA) and surrounds itself with this colour as much as possible, even collecting (or stealing) all objects of this colour. Similar colours like sea blue or teal will not be accepted . 61below A robot and an octopus team up because they got bored. They go on a road trip Source ra 56,403 notes chelbearenson When robots start shitposting on redditoh wait
Bored, Fall, and Fanfiction: rachelbearenson
 why is it always that the sign that the robot/Al is becomingtoo human*
 when they fall in looove
 is
 give me a robot who realizes they've*exceeded their programmed
 parameters~ when they get incredibly emotionally attached to their favorite
 movie and start writing fanfiction about it
 arrowhearts
 Tags: a robot who gets a pet and suddenly this small animal is more important
 than their programmed mission a robot who discovers they really REALLY like
 chocolate a robot who accidentally breaks a household appliance and cries in
 frustration a robot who is woken up by their programmer and mumbles 'five more
 minutes' god there are so many human things for a robot to do I LOVE IT GIVE
 ME ALL OF THESE STORIES
 sweetsarsaparilla
 .A robot that gets into an editing war on Wikipedia because this other
 person is wrong and not citing sources and clearly biased and no it will do
 that calculations later because this is important
 A robot who doesn't like one scientist because it thinks her hair is stupid
 A robot that finds logical paradoxes meant to disable it incredibly funny as
 if they're jokes and comes up with its own.
 A robot that develops a deep interest with a random trivial object like
 doorbells, dice, or ribbons and devotes a lot of its processing power to
 studying them. Fascinating
 A robot that was broken down for a while until some animal nested inside
 it and after it was repaired it was honored that an organic creature chose it
 as its shelter
 A robot that likes the class of the human-visible electromagnetic spectrum
 designated as 'aquamarine, (#66CDAA) and surrounds itself with this
 colour as much as possible, even collecting (or stealing) all objects of this
 colour. Similar colours like sea blue or teal will not be accepted
 .
 61below
 A robot and an octopus team up because they got bored. They go on a road trip
 Source ra
 56,403 notes
 chelbearenson
When robots start shitposting on redditoh wait

When robots start shitposting on redditoh wait