🐣 25+ Best Memes About Sausage

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: I'd like to talk to you about the sausage principle. The theory that says.. if you love something, never.find out how it was made srsfunny:The Sausage Principle

srsfunny:The Sausage Principle

Dank, Memes, and Target: Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers. What we have here is a breakdown in communication by Sausage-Movement MORE MEMES

What we have here is a breakdown in communication by Sausage-Movement MORE MEMES

Autocorrect, Dank, and Dogs: iMessage Today 10:44 What kind are they??? Lab 1 like sausage dogs like raping dogs *petting Haha silly autocorrect like molesting dogs **kids That's a twist. FBI: interesting by ParasaurLOLphus MORE MEMES

FBI: interesting by ParasaurLOLphus MORE MEMES

Dank, Massage, and Back: UNILAD LYCHEE IS HERE Just a tiny sausage dog enjoying a back massage 😍🌭

Just a tiny sausage dog enjoying a back massage 😍🌭

Free, Can, and Sausage: Kind meat saleswoman free sausage slice I think most of us can relate to this

I think most of us can relate to this

Cheating, Future, and Pizza: 1 Two Medfums Ist Pizza: Pepperoni st Pizza: Sausage 2nd Pizza: Canadian Bacon 2nd Pizza: Pineaple Customer Reauest: Crust a little crisper than normal, But not too crisy if thats not vague enoug make it Tike yure taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, BUT you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future. 11.99 Customer Request The gate is tricky, please don't break it. &the spider on the porch is cal led Frak Be nice to Frank, he guards 17,99 Subtotal: Tax: 1.73 2.55 nelivery Chg:

Memes, Neighbors, and 🤖: Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbors bbq...

Memes, Mean, and Russian: mgs3 полосатая сосисочка unfollovving Russian- detected Striped sausage полосатая сосисочка Did you mean eonocama" сосиска? Source: mgs3

Omg, Okay, and MeIRL: lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 1h Magician: Think of a number. Me: Okay. Magician: Nice. Me: omg 69 368 meirl

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Memes, Cake, and One Piece: She ate healthy all day. Then at 10 p.m. she ate throughh one slice of Swiss Cheese. one piece of choclate cake. one ice one slice one pickle . cream cone. of salami one cupcake one lollipop, one one sausage. of cherry pie. and one slice of watermelon I feel this 😂😋

I feel this 😂😋

Memes, Neighbors, and 🤖: My cat stole a sausage from a neighbors grill and brought it ome

Dank, Pikachu, and Pokemon: LAD BIBLE LAD BIBLE Pancakes or a Greggs sausage roll? Even Ryan Reynolds knows there’s only one winner… 👏😋 Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Pancakes or a Greggs sausage roll? Even Ryan Reynolds knows there’s only one winner… 👏😋 Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Party, Tumblr, and Blog: New Releases SAUSAGE HOME ALON PARTY a. hold up srsfunny:wait a min

srsfunny:wait a min

Ass, Tin, and Sausage: Ltalian SAUSAGE ASS TIN Every day.We stray further from goc I hate people : dankmemes

I hate people : dankmemes

Party, Home, and Sausage: New Releases SAUSAGE HOME ALON PARTY a. hold up wait a min

wait a min

Dank, Memes, and Party: New Releases SAUSAGE HOME ALON PARTY a. hold up wait a min by apotatoflewarround MORE MEMES

wait a min by apotatoflewarround MORE MEMES

4chan, Beef, and Fuck You: Choose Toppings Toppings Cheese WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT Sauce Pepperoni Extra Large Pepperon Italian Sausage Green Peppers Black Olives Pineapple Mushrooms Onions Beef Normal Bacon Anchovies ze.com capt-emmett: pixie-mage: riningear: italiyeah: tonyswirl: ineffable-hufflepuff: misandryevans: babymarkers: the-chocolate-chip-pancake: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: none pizza with left beef It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef ive missed you #THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos) I love None Pizza with Left Beef. 3th time i’ve reblogged this 3th tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”. YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

capt-emmett: pixie-mage: riningear: italiyeah: tonyswirl: ineffable-hufflepuff: misandryevans: babymarkers: the-chocolate-chip-panca...

Fall, Harry Potter, and Spider: sufficientlylargen Every time l see a post about updog l'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke tommyeatseaton okay but what's updog? jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish. yumantimatter No, that's a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released koito-yuu You're thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation jinvertedporcupine No, that's uptalk. You're thinking of the fourth- largest city in Sweden. argumate surely that's Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. regexkind That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs another-normal-anomaly You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward- moving air current. yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined no that's an updraft updog isn't a noun at all, it's a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them identicaltomyself No, that's upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people's laps speakertoyesterday No that's a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win mistbornthefinal No that's an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway yumantimatter What's a henway? eversolewd Oh, about 5 pounds ifeellikesmeg GOTTEM

Dank, Memes, and Target: Dutchess @trilogggy my brother is the best cook because with: two eggs one sausage and a little bit of milkT he can fill my tummy for 9 MONTHS ALABAMA 100 That’s gonna be a no from me, dog by dickfromaccounting MORE MEMES

That’s gonna be a no from me, dog by dickfromaccounting MORE MEMES

Dogs, Tumblr, and Blog: So this happened. A crippled lion formed a bond with a miniature sausage dog named Milo. Over the past 5 years, the two have been always together The lion was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him partially disabled. Milo and 2 other dogs sensed that the lion was disabled as a cub and sought to comfort and protect him. lolzandtrollz: Dogs Protect Lion

lolzandtrollz: Dogs Protect Lion

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: LAD BIBLE These albino tortoises look like mini sausage rolls 😳🐢

These albino tortoises look like mini sausage rolls 😳🐢

Memes, Chicken, and 🤖: Jambala) ce Chicken Breasi, Sticec i hal İ620 Tail Orthrimp 2 I Teaspoon Vegetabie Oil asoning An uilie Sausage, Cut On Bias 3.5" anibalaya Stock inbelaya Rice opped fireen nicss be slised in hälf horiz BOILED CRABS "You should see me in a crown..."-@billieeilish #Groffsauce https://t.co/ZhTFKFQ5mX

"You should see me in a crown..."-@billieeilish #Groffsauce https://t.co/ZhTFKFQ5mX

Dude, Life, and Memes: Yesterday at 20:33. So I had a man try to get my number at the grocery store and tell me, in great detail, how he was going to destroy my pussy. I moved lines. He ain't getting my number. And the only thing he was buying was two sausages. That dude needs to have a sausage party with someone else. Why is my life like this? Being fearful to go to my car was one thing but why was he buying sausages? The irony. I'm home and safe. I'll take things that never happened for $1,000, Alex.

I'll take things that never happened for $1,000, Alex.

Android, Deep Throat, and Family: Admiral Snaccbar @lchBin_Rob I always get dirty looks from my conservative family members at the annual cookout.I get it I'm gay, but I'm also human. Let me deep throat this polish sausage in peace, Nana 9:18 PM . 3/22/19 Twitter for Android Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Friday, Kool Aid, and Party: FRIDAY 700 SUICIDE PARTY 9 20 SAUSAGE SQUAD FRITUE THU FRI SUN TU Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)

Jonestown Kool Aid Massacre (1978)

Live, Filipino (Language), and Haha: Toni Fowler @tonifowlerpo Vienna Sausage ba talaga? 11:06 AM Confirmed Malacañang 11:51 AM Hayup haha. Wala na to, si Rodrigo na sumukat At ikaw naman Toni, ituloy na pagmo-moveon! Wag tayong marupok pag nasendan ng t'te 2-25 PM Hahahahaha! Natuto nako sa pagkakamali ko nuon. Kahit nadapa ako ng maraming beses babangon ako para sa anak ko. Pero walangya ka sa edit mo ng live ko hayup nag dradrama ako pero tangina na laughtrip ako hahahahaha! 3:53 PM Waw angaleng naman!" Di na marupok! Yan ang gusto ko! Gujab! 4:11 PM Oh para sa mga kachismosa ko jan. Confirmed daw na Vienna sausage talaga! Pero di pa rin kami convinced Toni Fowler. Ano? Hanggang imagine na lang kami? Nako kung ako yan di ako papayag, may pinakitang resibo si Jelai e. Nako talaga. Ewan ko na lang.

Oh para sa mga kachismosa ko jan. Confirmed daw na Vienna sausage talaga! Pero di pa rin kami convinced Toni Fowler. Ano? Hanggang imagine...

Inbox, Filipino (Language), and Vienna: Messages Inbox Requests (20) Toni Fowler @tonifowlerpo Sent you a photo 10m AREWON Syempre dahil chismosa nga ako kinonfirm po natin mismo kay Toni kung Vienna Sausage nga ang pinag-awayan nila... 👀

Syempre dahil chismosa nga ako kinonfirm po natin mismo kay Toni kung Vienna Sausage nga ang pinag-awayan nila... 👀

Filipino (Language), Bat, and Vienna: Di ko naman sila kilala, pero syempre dahil chismosa ako, nakichismis na rin ako. Pero ang di ko talaga matanggap, bat nila pinagaawayan ang Vienna Sausage?

Di ko naman sila kilala, pero syempre dahil chismosa ako, nakichismis na rin ako. Pero ang di ko talaga matanggap, bat nila pinagaawayan ang...

Friday, Party, and Squad: FRIDAY 700 SUICIDE PARTY 9 20 SAUSAGE SQUAD FRITUE THU FRI SUN TU Can’t wait to see sausage squad

Can’t wait to see sausage squad

Dank, Friday, and Memes: FRIDAY 700 SUICIDE PARTY 9 20 SAUSAGE SQUAD FRITUE THU FRI SUN TU Can’t wait to see sausage squad by Jheydon MORE MEMES

Can’t wait to see sausage squad by Jheydon MORE MEMES

Dick Pics, Girls, and Iphone: playboi shmeat @JoshSmeaton Girls nudes are like pieces of art while dick pics are like "ook at my sex sausage would Ulike some Fuk'" 2:28 PM 3/20/19 Twitter for iPhone 46.2K Retweets 247K Likes Yeet that meat

Yeet that meat

Dank, Memes, and Pizza: Cody ov Cannot vse pizza abels as ome-as Deluxe Sausage Absolute mad lad by stuckinameme MORE MEMES

Absolute mad lad by stuckinameme MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Michael Jackson, and Party: NETFL Browse Just for Kids WARZONE New Releases SAUSAGE HOM ALONe p25 PARTY Recently Added Michael Jackson is looking for boys for sausage party (1982)

Michael Jackson is looking for boys for sausage party (1982)

Love, Phone, and Ups: I jus drooled on my phone screen them mfs look delish omgosh Rikki Rozay @Rikki_Rozay FRENCH TOAST SAUSAGE ROLL UPS 6/26/18, 12:25 AM 2,611 Retweets 6,747 Likes i really love breakfast foods 😍 .

i really love breakfast foods 😍 .

Love, Phone, and Ups: I jus drooled on my phone screen them mfs look delish omgosh Rikki Rozay @Rikki_Rozay FRENCH TOAST SAUSAGE ROLL UPS 6/26/18, 12:25 AM 2,611 Retweets 6,747 Likes i really love breakfast foods 😍 .

i really love breakfast foods 😍 .

Pizza, Tumblr, and Blog: marriedfood:Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

marriedfood:Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

Pizza, Tumblr, and Blog: marriedfood: Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

marriedfood: Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

Pizza, Tumblr, and Blog: marriedfood: Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

marriedfood: Sausage Pizza with Vodka Sauce recipe

Ducks, National Geographic, and Mind: lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3s @NatGeo Can you please follow me back so I can DM you? I've got some new research that is going to blow your mind t1. Following National Geographic @NatGeo Follows you Ducks don't actually float. Their legs are so long that they are able to walk on the river bed 3:27 pm @NatGeo You are blocked from following

Savage, Target, and Tumblr: The new president of Taiwan, 59, has never been married. When asked why she replied: "l won't buy the whole pig just for a sausage" englandisbae: magicinhermadness: motherudon: $tone Cold Killa New fave SAVAGE

englandisbae: magicinhermadness: motherudon: $tone Cold Killa New fave SAVAGE

Dank, Struggle, and 🤖: NEWSFLARE The struggle of trying to make your bed when you own a sausage dog 😂😂

The struggle of trying to make your bed when you own a sausage dog 😂😂

Record, Sausage, and You: Therapist: Record sausage isn't real. It won't harm you. Record Sausage:

Cats, Love, and Memes: Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq... Like We Love All Cats for more hilarious cat posts (y)

Like We Love All Cats for more hilarious cat posts (y)

Record, Sausage, and You: Therapist: Record sausage isn't real. It won't harm you. Record Sausage: I have a record sausage myself

I have a record sausage myself

Dank, Memes, and Target: lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3s @NatGeo Can you please follow me back so I can DM you? I've got some new research that is going to blow your mind t1. Following National Geographic @NatGeo Follows you Ducks don't actually float. Their legs are so long that they are able to walk on the river bed 3:27 pm @NatGeo You are blocked from following This is beyond science by Hawk7743 MORE MEMES

This is beyond science by Hawk7743 MORE MEMES

Bourgeoisie, Sausage, and Comments: 2 comments share the bourgeoisie...s that a type of sausage? not yet...

Fucking, Hoe, and Tumblr: Dear @marksandspencer.. @hoe episode Legs @L3GSV I don't want a fucking heart shaped sausage. I want a boyfriend. With a massive cock. the-memedaddy: Me irl

the-memedaddy: Me irl

Dank, Fucking, and Hoe: Dear @marksandspencer.. @hoe episode Legs @L3GSV I don't want a fucking heart shaped sausage. I want a boyfriend. With a massive cock. Me irl by Snowstandards MORE MEMES

Me irl by Snowstandards MORE MEMES

Fucking, Hoe, and Heart: Dear @marksandspencer.. @hoe episode Legs @L3GSV I don't want a fucking heart shaped sausage. I want a boyfriend. With a massive cock. Me irl

Me irl

Ducks, National Geographic, and Mind: lan Sausage @stephenjmolloy 3s @NatGeo Can you please follow me back so I can DM you? I've got some new research that is going to blow your mind! D (0 Following National Geographic @NatGeo Follows you Ducks don't actually float. Their legs are so long that they are able to walk on the river bed. 3:27 pm @NatGeo You are blocked from following meirl

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