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    sausage: lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼


Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. 


ā€œBecause it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.ā€>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                sausage: lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼


Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. 


ā€œBecause it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.ā€>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run
                
            

            
            
lazyshoes:

libertarirynn:

julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    sausage: julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                sausage: julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatā€™s already how it is in australia


Thatā€™s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatā€™s the way it is in most democratic countries? itā€™s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itā€™s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereā€™s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youā€™ll be out of the country on the day. like, ITā€™S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnā€™t even that ridiculous. i donā€™t understand why the usa doesnā€™t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donā€™t actively work to make it harder to vote.

Adding to this here, in Australia you donā€™t have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereā€™s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donā€™t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā 
Or this:Ā 

Or this:Ā 
You have get your name crossed off (if you donā€™t want to wear the fine), but you donā€™t have to make your vote counted if youā€™re opposed to it.Ā 
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatā€™s fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatā€™s fine. Theyā€™ll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleā€™s home and canā€™t get around? Again, theyā€™ll go to you. Itā€™s amazing to me that itā€™s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā 
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donā€™t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyā€™re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā 

ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER  CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereā€™s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyā€™re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iā€™m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. 
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. 
A countryā€™s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. 
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnā€™t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnā€™t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnā€™t do it that day.



I still donā€™t like the idea that I have to vote if I donā€™t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?ļæ¼
                
            

            
            
julad:
thisdiscontentedwinter:

salparadisewasright:

sapphicdalliances:

jonpertwee:

hamfistedbunvendor:


jonpertwee:
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    sausage: Choose Toppings
 Toppings
 Cheese
 WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT
 Sauce
 Pepperoni
 Extra Large
 Pepperon
 Italian Sausage
 Green Peppers
 Black Olives
 Pineapple
 Mushrooms
 Onions
 Beef
 Normal
 Bacon
 Anchovies
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woodle-dee-doodle:

eryn-n-g:


capt-emmett:

pixie-mage:


riningear:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEFĀ (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time iā€™ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. blessĀ 


I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Manā€™s rendition of ā€œWhatā€™s Going Onā€.


YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF


NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                sausage: Choose Toppings
 Toppings
 Cheese
 WHOLE LEFT RIGHT NONE AMOUNT
 Sauce
 Pepperoni
 Extra Large
 Pepperon
 Italian Sausage
 Green Peppers
 Black Olives
 Pineapple
 Mushrooms
 Onions
 Beef
 Normal
 Bacon
 Anchovies
 ze.com
woodle-dee-doodle:

eryn-n-g:


capt-emmett:

pixie-mage:


riningear:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEFĀ (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time iā€™ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. blessĀ 


I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Manā€™s rendition of ā€œWhatā€™s Going Onā€.


YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF


NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF


NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

                
            

            
            
woodle-dee-doodle:

eryn-n-g:


capt-emmett:

pixie-mage:


riningear:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

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