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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC
Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet
 Florida couple arrested for
 selling tickets to heaven
 4
 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space.
 Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said
 selling golden tickets to heaven to
 hundreds of people
 if I got the cash together he would take
 me and my wife on his flying saucer to
 They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs.
 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the
 buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am
 gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up"
 buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts
 the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and
 in.
 Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to
 "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched
 tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över
 who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug
 and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator
 go to space and do drugs. I did not do
 e
loki-against-onision:
manic:

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If you think the headline is funny, read the article.



Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

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Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven 4 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space. Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of people if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs. 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up" buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and in. Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator go to space and do drugs. I did not do e loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC
Drugs, Funny, and Heaven: promised to take them to his planet
 Florida couple arrested for
 selling tickets to heaven
 4
 A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space.
 Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an allen named Stevie, who said
 selling golden tickets to heaven to
 hundreds of people
 if I got the cash together he would take
 me and my wife on his flying saucer to
 They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs.
 599.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest Jesus because he is the
 buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickess. I am
 gold, and that each ticket reserved thewilling to wear a wire and set Jesus up"
 buyer a spot in heaven simply present In her police statement, Amanda Watts
 the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: "We just wanted to leave carth and
 in.
 Tito Watts said in his police statement: anything, Tito sold the golden tickets to
 "I do not care what the Police say Theheaven. I just watched
 tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Police said they confiscated över
 who gave them to me behind the KFC S10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug
 and told me to sell them so I could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator
 go to space and do drugs. I did not do
 e
loki-against-onision:
manic:

loloftheday:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.



Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tickets to Heaven behind a KFC

loki-against-onision: manic: loloftheday: If you think the headline is funny, read the article. Reblog if Jesus gave you solid gold tic...

Alive, Animals, and Bad: mithsonian smithchan.com/monsters nake CHANNELmanstersrake 02012 SNUSI Networks LL.C. All rights reserved Smithson legitimatelala: lokiwtf: gallizfrey: anneriawings: siphersaysstuff: honey-andrevolution: sashayed: silvermoon424: poppypicklesticks: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: cosmicallycosmopolitan: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: james-winston: The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight. I’m so glad they aren’t around omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either Praise natural selection I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”  Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing! And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore. Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again. GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN. this is so relevant to my interests  It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths… THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH. We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling. DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were. I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post *Goes on Tumblr at 5am to help me go back to sleep for a bit longer* *Never sleeps again* Dammit I was born to late for all the fun
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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.


GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests 

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.


DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH



The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.


I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post


*Goes on Tumblr at 5am to help me go back to sleep for a bit longer*
*Never sleeps again*


Dammit I was born to late for all the fun

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Beautiful, Beef, and Bless Up: I am definitely going to steal my Neighbor's pomsky Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)
Beautiful, Beef, and Bless Up: I am definitely going to steal my
 Neighbor's pomsky
Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions and hyenas hugging and taking a nap together. On some “we all have plenty of vegetables to eat let’s chill for a hot sec and be loving.” This is the Israelis and Palestinians hugging it out and living peacefully with one another on some “u know what we eat the same falafel and hummus anyway and our ladies basically look the same Jewish girls may have slightly larger Tetas and Arabians might be a lil larger in the trunka dunk but basically the same lol let’s intermarry and end this intermillennial beef that made no logical sense ☺️.” This is the Bears and the Green Bay Packers joining up to form one super team and they only have one kicker and he doesn’t end the season by missing an easy field goal 😕. Fam. This is Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi waking up in bed together talmbout “there are no longer two political parties. We only have one party now and it’s the Party of Love and everybody gets free medical care and goes to school for free and there are no taxes you just pay what you can like the tip jar at Starbucks.” And then all the trump supporters like “WE WANTED A WALL” and trump like “effective immediately Mexico is the 51st state. Canada is the 52nd. France is the 53rd because I like French fries.” And then Melania pop up like “wow doneld Nancy eez so old I deed not expect thees also why Croatia eez not 54th state” and then Donald all like “effectively immediately I am declaring an emergency and building a wall between the US and Croatia” and then Nancy pop up like “hehe what my love meant to say was, no problem melania, Croatia is the 54th state also don’t ever play me again you wish you had this sauce 🍝“ I HAVE LOST MY MIND FROM THESE VIDEOS I AM SORRY YALL LMAO BLESS UP 😍😂😂 (Slide 1: reddit u-TigreDemon. Slide 2: @carolinehdupont. Videos used with express permission of the respective creators. All rights are reserved to them.)

Fam! I’ve never seen anything this beautiful. This is Lion King level love. Circle of Life level love. This right HERE Bruv?! This is lions ...

Clothes, Friends, and Fucking: satanpositive Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue feels-for-the-fictional I have been waiting for this post all my life marzipanandminutiae They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of "purple Didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea. A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold So roses are red. Violets once were called blue I'm hugely pedantic But what else is new? ineptshieldmaid My friend you're not wrong About Homer's wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You've given short shrift. The concept of purple My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold. By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree Meant that in Rome to wear purpura was a privilege reserved For only the emperor! The word purple', for clothes so fancy Entered English By the ninth century Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long Is almost magenta; More red than blue The concept of purple is old, and yet new The dye is red So this might be true Roses are purple And violets are blue squeeful While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple. Roses are red
Clothes, Friends, and Fucking: satanpositive
 Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue
 feels-for-the-fictional
 I have been waiting for this post all my life
 marzipanandminutiae
 They are indeed purple
 But one thing you've missed
 The concept of "purple
 Didn't always exist.
 Some cultures lack names
 For a color, you see
 Hence good old Homer
 And his "wine-dark sea.
 A usage so quaint,
 A phrasing so old,
 For verses of romance
 Is sheer fucking gold
 So roses are red.
 Violets once were called blue
 I'm hugely pedantic
 But what else is new?
 ineptshieldmaid
 My friend you're not wrong
 About Homer's wine-ey sea!
 Colours are a matter
 Of cultural contingency
 Words are in flux
 And meanings they drift
 But the word purple
 You've given short shrift.
 The concept of purple
 My friends, is old
 And refers to a pigment
 once precious as gold.
 By crushing up molluscs
 From the wine-dark sea
 You make a dye:
 Imperial decree
 Meant that in Rome
 to wear purpura
 was a privilege reserved
 For only the emperor!
 The word purple',
 for clothes so fancy
 Entered English
 By the ninth century
 Why then are voilets
 Not purple in song?
 The dye from this mollusc,
 known for so long
 Is almost magenta;
 More red than blue
 The concept of purple
 is old, and yet new
 The dye is red
 So this might be true
 Roses are purple
 And violets are blue
 squeeful
 While this song makes me merry,
 Tyrian purple dyes many a hue
 From magenta to berry
 And a true purple too
 But fun as it is to watch this poetic race
 The answer is staring you right in the face
 Roses are red and violets are blue
 Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
Roses are red

Roses are red

Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Äitisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 うぜーんだよ。
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 貴様。
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukėndayo
 しつけ-んだよ。
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 大嫌い。
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatö
 なんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 くそくらえ。
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-んだよ。
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 アホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenė yatsu dana
 つかえねーやつだな。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
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How to Swear Around the World

novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World

Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
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 dback studio
 -Zoey Oxley
 Professor whats his nuts
 FAR 1500
 18 September 2018
 Pre-performance Wind Sym
 Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus
 viewing next week. The first being there pieces p
 band followed by three pieces performed by the
 a more complex performance from the Wind Sym
 of 4
 Word Count: 517

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 JH
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 Oxley, Zoey
 Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM
 Hendel, John
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 Professor Hendel,
 I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A
 last name, so I filled it with somethin
 slippe
 apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre
 Thank you again and I am so sorry.
 Thank You,
 Zoey
 s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your
 g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely
 d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig
 nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I

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 @Hendyhendel
 A student emailed me, profusely
 apologizing for getting my name
 wrong at the top of their paper, and l
 was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd."
 Then l got to their paper and saw their
 instructor was "Professor whats hiS
 nuts"
 9/19/18, 2:09 PM
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sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part


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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!!
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 Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19
 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo..
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 Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see
 information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers.
 all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment
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 ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts
 you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view
 the
 Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1
 Info Dates
 Similarity
 Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5
 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM
 Due 18-Sep-2018 59P
 Not
 Available
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 Zoey Oxley Wind
 dback studio
 -Zoey Oxley
 Professor whats his nuts
 FAR 1500
 18 September 2018
 Pre-performance Wind Sym
 Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus
 viewing next week. The first being there pieces p
 band followed by three pieces performed by the
 a more complex performance from the Wind Sym
 of 4
 Word Count: 517

 Best,
 JH
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 Reply all v
 Oxley, Zoey
 Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM
 Hendel, John
 oz
 Professor Hendel,
 I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A
 last name, so I filled it with somethin
 slippe
 apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre
 Thank you again and I am so sorry.
 Thank You,
 Zoey
 s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your
 g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely
 d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig
 nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I

 '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 :
 米
 1:16 AM
 121%
 Tweet
 John Hendel
 @Hendyhendel
 A student emailed me, profusely
 apologizing for getting my name
 wrong at the top of their paper, and l
 was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd."
 Then l got to their paper and saw their
 instructor was "Professor whats hiS
 nuts"
 9/19/18, 2:09 PM
 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes
 Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀
 Replying to @Hendyhendel and
 @LisaLovesTacos
 Tweet your reply
good-janet:

starlit-captain:

great-tweets:
sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part


I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got cl...