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    ranger: I like blue power ranger
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    ranger: A sad reality in the world that we live in. by Falcon_Ranger
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    ranger: little-doodles-of-heaven:Park ranger and proud
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    ranger: Nibel
 @Nibellion
 Bethesda announces Fallout 1st, a premium
 membership for Fallout 76
 1 month: $12.99
 1 year: $99.99
 fallout.bethesda.net/en/article/3r1..
 Fallaut 1st
 1s MEMBER

 Fallaut 1st
 MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS
 Play in a Private World exclusively for you and up to
 seven friends
 PRIVATE WORLDS
 Unlimited storage for crafting components in your own new
 Scrapbox container.
 SCRAPBOX
 A new placeable fast travel point with a Stash, Sleeping Bag,
 and more for your basic needs.
 SURVIVAL TENT
 Receive 1,650 Atoms per month to use in the Atomic Shop
 ATOMS
 An iconic Fallout outfit, exclusively for members
 RANGER ARMOR OUTFIT
 Unique icons and emates, available only to members.
 ICONS & EMOTES PACK
vaporwavevocap:

armsnotsigns:
datanazush:

metalbatteryzone:

metalbatteryzone:
Todd please
Bethesda really looked at the Ranger Armor and went тАЬwow cool suit!тАЭ and will give it to you for $13/mo

Remember the ranger armor only exists because Bethesda refused to let Obsidian make new power armor designs for New Vegas, and now theyтАЩre stealing it because itтАЩs┬атАШiconicтАЩ (Read: better than anything they could make)


But they did make new power armor designs for new VegasтАж

They had different versions of older designs and NPC armor in some cases but I canтАЩt think of much else.

IтАЩve honestly never seen a company with as much contempt for its users as Bethesda..я┐╝
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: Nibel
 @Nibellion
 Bethesda announces Fallout 1st, a premium
 membership for Fallout 76
 1 month: $12.99
 1 year: $99.99
 fallout.bethesda.net/en/article/3r1..
 Fallaut 1st
 1s MEMBER

 Fallaut 1st
 MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS
 Play in a Private World exclusively for you and up to
 seven friends
 PRIVATE WORLDS
 Unlimited storage for crafting components in your own new
 Scrapbox container.
 SCRAPBOX
 A new placeable fast travel point with a Stash, Sleeping Bag,
 and more for your basic needs.
 SURVIVAL TENT
 Receive 1,650 Atoms per month to use in the Atomic Shop
 ATOMS
 An iconic Fallout outfit, exclusively for members
 RANGER ARMOR OUTFIT
 Unique icons and emates, available only to members.
 ICONS & EMOTES PACK
vaporwavevocap:

armsnotsigns:
datanazush:

metalbatteryzone:

metalbatteryzone:
Todd please
Bethesda really looked at the Ranger Armor and went тАЬwow cool suit!тАЭ and will give it to you for $13/mo

Remember the ranger armor only exists because Bethesda refused to let Obsidian make new power armor designs for New Vegas, and now theyтАЩre stealing it because itтАЩs┬атАШiconicтАЩ (Read: better than anything they could make)


But they did make new power armor designs for new VegasтАж

They had different versions of older designs and NPC armor in some cases but I canтАЩt think of much else.

IтАЩve honestly never seen a company with as much contempt for its users as Bethesda..я┐╝
                
            

            
            
vaporwavevocap:

armsnotsigns:
datanazush:

metalbatteryzone:

metalbatteryzone:
Todd please
Bethesda really looked at the Ranger Armor a...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
                
            

            
            
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    ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
                
            

            
            
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    ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: FUCK SONY
 I'M A POWER RANGER
 NOW
i know this would never be a movie but id watch the hell out of it if it were
                
            

            
            
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    ranger: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
goodluckdetective:
theseriouscynic:

vanillayote:

clinicallydepressedpug:

jinxasaurus:

draggle:

slashmarks:

rosalinarosee:

angst420:

tantefledermaus:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

telegantmess:

angryflyingstar:

angst420:

job applications just keep getting weirderтАж..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like┬атАЬEverybody steals from work sometimesтАЭ answer тАЬdisagree.тАЭ I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as┬атАЬslightly agreeтАЭ which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because sheтАЩs cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for┬атАЬgoodтАЭ employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who arenтАЩt neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals┬а

┬аWhen I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldnтАЩt figure out what was going on, because on paper IтАЩm apparently floridly psychotic. ┬аNo, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. ┬а
тАЬDo you often see things that other people do not see?тАЭ ┬аYes.┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬAre you especially observant?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬAre you having visual hallucinations?тАЭ┬а
тАЬDoes your environment ever have special messages for you?тАЭ ┬аYes. ┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬDoes the sudden sight of a rainbow during a ┬а ┬аbout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬а The question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬDo you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?тАЭ
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. ┬аTread carefully, darlings. ┬а

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and IтАЩve thought I didnтАЩt experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonaldтАЩs never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didnтАЩt even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but theyтАЩre not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why IтАЩve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the тАЬsometimesтАЭ or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying тАЬthank you but we have gone with someone elseтАЭ. Your applications wont even get seen unless you тАЬpassтАЭ the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never тАЬmaybeтАЭ or тАЬslighty agree/disagreeтАЭ

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

ItтАЩs really bad for someone who isnтАЩt neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example┬атАЬdo you have trouble focusing on one taskтАЭ or┬атАЬdo you like to move around.тАЭ My normal answers to these would be┬атАЬyes, but I have it under controlтАЭ and┬атАЬof course, no one can sit still for hoursтАЭ. But corporations read them as┬атАЬdo not hireтАЭ
ItтАЩs a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
goodluckdetective:
theseriouscynic:

vanillayote:

clinicallydepressedpug:

jinxasaurus:

draggle:

slashmarks:

rosalinarosee:

angst420:

tantefledermaus:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

telegantmess:

angryflyingstar:

angst420:

job applications just keep getting weirderтАж..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like┬атАЬEverybody steals from work sometimesтАЭ answer тАЬdisagree.тАЭ I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as┬атАЬslightly agreeтАЭ which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because sheтАЩs cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for┬атАЬgoodтАЭ employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who arenтАЩt neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals┬а

┬аWhen I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldnтАЩt figure out what was going on, because on paper IтАЩm apparently floridly psychotic. ┬аNo, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. ┬а
тАЬDo you often see things that other people do not see?тАЭ ┬аYes.┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬAre you especially observant?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬAre you having visual hallucinations?тАЭ┬а
тАЬDoes your environment ever have special messages for you?тАЭ ┬аYes. ┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬDoes the sudden sight of a rainbow during a ┬а ┬аbout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬а The question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬDo you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?тАЭ
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. ┬аTread carefully, darlings. ┬а

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and IтАЩve thought I didnтАЩt experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonaldтАЩs never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didnтАЩt even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but theyтАЩre not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why IтАЩve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the тАЬsometimesтАЭ or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying тАЬthank you but we have gone with someone elseтАЭ. Your applications wont even get seen unless you тАЬpassтАЭ the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never тАЬmaybeтАЭ or тАЬslighty agree/disagreeтАЭ

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

ItтАЩs really bad for someone who isnтАЩt neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example┬атАЬdo you have trouble focusing on one taskтАЭ or┬атАЬdo you like to move around.тАЭ My normal answers to these would be┬атАЬyes, but I have it under controlтАЭ and┬атАЬof course, no one can sit still for hoursтАЭ. But corporations read them as┬атАЬdo not hireтАЭ
ItтАЩs a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

                
            

            
            
goodluckdetective:
theseriouscynic:

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jinxasaurus:

draggle:

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    ranger: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
goodluckdetective:
theseriouscynic:

vanillayote:

clinicallydepressedpug:

jinxasaurus:

draggle:

slashmarks:

rosalinarosee:

angst420:

tantefledermaus:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

telegantmess:

angryflyingstar:

angst420:

job applications just keep getting weirderтАж..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like┬атАЬEverybody steals from work sometimesтАЭ answer тАЬdisagree.тАЭ I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as┬атАЬslightly agreeтАЭ which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because sheтАЩs cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for┬атАЬgoodтАЭ employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who arenтАЩt neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals┬а

┬аWhen I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldnтАЩt figure out what was going on, because on paper IтАЩm apparently floridly psychotic. ┬аNo, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. ┬а
тАЬDo you often see things that other people do not see?тАЭ ┬аYes.┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬAre you especially observant?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬAre you having visual hallucinations?тАЭ┬а
тАЬDoes your environment ever have special messages for you?тАЭ ┬аYes. ┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬDoes the sudden sight of a rainbow during a ┬а ┬аbout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬а The question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬDo you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?тАЭ
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. ┬аTread carefully, darlings. ┬а

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and IтАЩve thought I didnтАЩt experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonaldтАЩs never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didnтАЩt even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but theyтАЩre not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why IтАЩve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the тАЬsometimesтАЭ or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying тАЬthank you but we have gone with someone elseтАЭ. Your applications wont even get seen unless you тАЬpassтАЭ the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never тАЬmaybeтАЭ or тАЬslighty agree/disagreeтАЭ

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

ItтАЩs really bad for someone who isnтАЩt neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example┬атАЬdo you have trouble focusing on one taskтАЭ or┬атАЬdo you like to move around.тАЭ My normal answers to these would be┬атАЬyes, but I have it under controlтАЭ and┬атАЬof course, no one can sit still for hoursтАЭ. But corporations read them as┬атАЬdo not hireтАЭ
ItтАЩs a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                ranger: Strongly Slightly Not sure/in Slightly Strongly
 Disagree Disagree between Agree
 Agree
 1. I feel discouraged about the way things are going.
goodluckdetective:
theseriouscynic:

vanillayote:

clinicallydepressedpug:

jinxasaurus:

draggle:

slashmarks:

rosalinarosee:

angst420:

tantefledermaus:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

telegantmess:

angryflyingstar:

angst420:

job applications just keep getting weirderтАж..

pro jobseeking tip: never answer these surveys honestly

also a tip: if they have a question like┬атАЬEverybody steals from work sometimesтАЭ answer тАЬdisagree.тАЭ I found this out when i was working as a hiring manager and the company i worked for started instituting these tests for managerial hires or promotions. My boss and I were promoting someone and she failed the test because she answered that question as┬атАЬslightly agreeтАЭ which in the results tells them that she is someone likely to steal because she believes everyone does it. When we asked her about her answer, it turns out she picked what she did because sheтАЩs cynical and does assume that people steal but didnt agree with them doing so. she almost sued the company for not promoting her based on that but chose to leave instead. We lost a good employee because corporate decided these tests were a good way to screen for┬атАЬgoodтАЭ employees.tldr these things are poorly designed, ambiguously worded, and structured in ways that are designed to eliminate people because the intention of the questions is never made clear. these tests are evil.

this sounds like an ableist disaster for people who arenтАЩt neurotypical and who struggle with reading signals┬а

┬аWhen I went to get diagnosed with ADHD, the neuropsychologist couldnтАЩt figure out what was going on, because on paper IтАЩm apparently floridly psychotic. ┬аNo, the questions are imprecise, and I am hyper-literal and extremely honest. ┬а
тАЬDo you often see things that other people do not see?тАЭ ┬аYes.┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬAre you especially observant?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬAre you having visual hallucinations?тАЭ┬а
тАЬDoes your environment ever have special messages for you?тАЭ ┬аYes. ┬а
┬а ┬а ┬аThe question I was answering: ┬атАЬDoes the sudden sight of a rainbow during a ┬а ┬аbout of doubt and self-loathing make you feel as though the world is trying to cheer you up?тАЭ
┬а ┬а ┬а The question the test was actually asking: ┬атАЬDo you believe that your toaster is trying to convince you that the neighbors are spying on you?тАЭ
Five years later, I bombed a psych eval for a park ranger job for the same sort of thing. ┬аTread carefully, darlings. ┬а

^^^^ that is actually such a huge issue with diagnosis!!!! and IтАЩve thought I didnтАЩt experience symptoms for ages that I actually clearly had all along because of things being phrased super weirdly and confusingly :(

And this is why McDonaldтАЩs never called me after I applied

Yeah, this is why this kind of thing in job apps needs to be illegal. A lot of discrimination is well hidden.

Oh!  That explains why even having friends and my then-husband proofread these every time didnтАЩt even work.  They may not be as weird as me, but theyтАЩre not neurotypical.  We all read the questions tantefledermaus mentioned as observational skills!

Fuck. This explains why IтАЩve failed all of these fucking things.

My sister said to answer these as if you were a really passive person who relied on management/authority to tell you exactly what to do/think. 

Protip: my Dad is a hiring manager at Home Depot and he told me the system they use (with the stupidass pointless 500 question quiz) is designed so it filters out people with neutral answers. Several months ago I applied for numerous jobs, each of which required their own dumbass tests. To save time (and my sanity) i would click the тАЬsometimesтАЭ or middle option for nearly every question unless it was serious. Nobody every called me back. Hell only 1 of the 8 places i applied to even messaged me back saying тАЬthank you but we have gone with someone elseтАЭ. Your applications wont even get seen unless you тАЬpassтАЭ the quiz. 
So when all yall do fill out these dumb things be sure to pick strong yes or no answers. Never тАЬmaybeтАЭ or тАЬslighty agree/disagreeтАЭ

Thank you for that, cause I do that a lot. Like I legit feel neutral on some of those questions. Tumblr with the life hacks

ItтАЩs really bad for someone who isnтАЩt neurotypical because often, these questions do contain language meant to filter us out.
For me, I tend to notice the ones meant to filter out people with ADD, like myself. For example┬атАЬdo you have trouble focusing on one taskтАЭ or┬атАЬdo you like to move around.тАЭ My normal answers to these would be┬атАЬyes, but I have it under controlтАЭ and┬атАЬof course, no one can sit still for hoursтАЭ. But corporations read them as┬атАЬdo not hireтАЭ
ItтАЩs a bunch of BS. So I answer them like a yes man from office space. Works pretty well.

                
            

            
            
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