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    Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Bitch, and Chihuahua: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
                
            

            
            
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    Books, Chill, and Fire: Rainy Day Sentence Starters
<p><a href="http://ohnoarno.tumblr.com/post/166059190317/its-been-raining-for-days-looks-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">ohnoarno</a>:</p><blockquote><ul><li>β€œIt’s been raining for days.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLooks like the rainy season is finally here.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œShall I put on a pot of tea?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œTurn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œClose the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou’re sopping wet.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œWhat on earth were you doing out there?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œFine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe sound of rain is so nice.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou’re going out? In this?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œMaybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œDoes it ever stop raining here?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œOh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œWant to go for a walk in the rain?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCan I have a blanket?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œSorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLook at the sky! The lightning is insane.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œIt’s getting pretty intense out there.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œA rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLet’s go for a walk in the rain.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œHere, this should warm you up.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCome in here before you catch a cold.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œUgh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI pity the poor souls caught out in this.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œAren’t there any books to read?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œRains smells so different in the city.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe rain smells better in the countryside.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œNothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCareful, the tea is still hot.”<br/></li>
<li>-draws on the fogged up windows-<br/></li>
<li>-Flips loudly through book-</li>
<li>-sighs-Β β€œIt’s so cozy in here.”</li>
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                Books, Chill, and Fire: Rainy Day Sentence Starters
<p><a href="http://ohnoarno.tumblr.com/post/166059190317/its-been-raining-for-days-looks-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">ohnoarno</a>:</p><blockquote><ul><li>β€œIt’s been raining for days.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLooks like the rainy season is finally here.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œShall I put on a pot of tea?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œTurn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œClose the window, you’ll ruin the flooring!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou’re sopping wet.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œWhat on earth were you doing out there?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œFine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI don’t need you tracking mud everywhere.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe sound of rain is so nice.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou’re going out? In this?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œYou can’t go out there, it’s pouring down rain!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI cannot believe we’re stuck in this!”<br/></li>
<li>β€œMaybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œDoes it ever stop raining here?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œOh no! The rain ruined our picnic.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œWant to go for a walk in the rain?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCan I have a blanket?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œSorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLook at the sky! The lightning is insane.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œIt’s getting pretty intense out there.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œA rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œLet’s go for a walk in the rain.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œHere, this should warm you up.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCome in here before you catch a cold.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œUgh, that’s just a silly old wives’ tale.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œI pity the poor souls caught out in this.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œAren’t there any books to read?”<br/></li>
<li>β€œRains smells so different in the city.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œThe rain smells better in the countryside.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œNothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.”<br/></li>
<li>β€œCareful, the tea is still hot.”<br/></li>
<li>-draws on the fogged up windows-<br/></li>
<li>-Flips loudly through book-</li>
<li>-sighs-Β β€œIt’s so cozy in here.”</li>
</ul></blockquote>
                
                

                
            

            
            
<p><a href="http://ohnoarno.tumblr.com/post/166059190317/its-been-raining-for-days-looks-like-the" class="tumblr_blog">ohnoarno</a>:</p><blo...