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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM
 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg
 130 KB JPG
 Story time folks
 >Be me
 >Trump supporter
 >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial
 college near by
 >Constantly getting run over and pulled out
 >Think of idea (pic related)
 >Plant nails and wait
 sOne day a woman comes to my door
 >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and
 starts screaming at me about how it's my fault
 her tires are flat
 OhLordMySides.exe
 >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire
 she'll get the police involved
 Sudden ldea
 Tell her to leave her information so I can send
 her the check since I would need to go to the
 bank
 Actually does it
 Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
 >Get my outside cameras to see her running over
 my sign
 >Give her name address and car tags to confirm
 it was her car
 >Take her to court, open and shut case
 Pay for damages
 >Throw in some bullshit about emotional
 damage "I don't feel like me or my property is
 safe just because of my political views"
 >Actually fucking works
 >She loses her fucking shit at this point
 >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and
 how this should be illegal
 NoProof.jpeg
 Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or
 college if she has to pay this
 >Based Judge says "You should of thought about
 that before tearing down someone's property, you
 have 30 days to pay
 She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court,
 can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked
 out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional
 damages
 So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
 Pic related
siryouarebeingmocked:

krungle:
inked-up-nomad:

miggybeardo:


rightsmarts:

Read this entire thing, pedes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Fucking Savage


Probably didn’t happen, but a good story.

Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin...

Community, Facebook, and Family: MACIE U.S. ARMY ARMY IDS SOLDIER WHO DIED IN URUZGAN PROVINCE GREEN ON BLUE ATTACK The soldier who died in Afghanistan’s Uruzgan Province Saturday morning was identified as Cpl Joseph Maciel, 20. He was in Afghanistan in support of Operation Freedom’s Sentinel, according to the Army Times. Cpl Maciel died in the Tarin Kowt district of Uruzgan Province in Afghanistan in what is known as a green on blue, or insider attack (as we previously reported). Two other soldiers were wounded in the attack. The incident is under investigation, so few details are available. “Cpl. Maciel was an excellent soldier beloved by his teammates and dedicated to our mission. He will be greatly missed by the entire Black Lion family. Our prayers are with his family and friends during this difficult time.” Lt. Col. David Conner, Maciel’s battalion commander Cpl Maciel was from South Gate, California, and had been in the Army for two years. His awards include Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Army Achievement Medal and the Afghanistan Campaign Medal. He was part of the 1st Battalion, 28th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Infantry Division, out of Fort Benning, Georgia. The Unit is called “Black Lions.” They posted the following on Facebook: “Our Task Force suffered a terrible tragedy yesterday in Afghanistan resulting in the death of one of our Black Lions and the wounding of two others. All families have been notified and there were no other injuries in the attack. Our thoughts and prayers are with CPL Maciel and his Family during this time of grief. As with any combat-related death, this incident is under investigation and details will not be discussed in order to preserve the integrity of the investigation. I ask that you refrain from speculating as to how, when, or why this occurred. The Black Lion team has been fully engaged with the Families effected and will support in any way possible. Please respect their privacy during this difficult time. The Black Lion team, along with the Chain of Command of the entire 3rd Infantry Division and Fort Benning Community remain committed to our Soldiers and their Families here and abroad. There is no greater priority. Black Lions!”
Community, Facebook, and Family: MACIE
 U.S. ARMY
 ARMY IDS SOLDIER
 WHO DIED IN
 URUZGAN PROVINCE
 GREEN ON BLUE
 ATTACK
The soldier who died in Afghanistan’s Uruzgan Province Saturday morning was identified as Cpl Joseph Maciel, 20. He was in Afghanistan in support of Operation Freedom’s Sentinel, according to the Army Times. Cpl Maciel died in the Tarin Kowt district of Uruzgan Province in Afghanistan in what is known as a green on blue, or insider attack (as we previously reported). Two other soldiers were wounded in the attack. The incident is under investigation, so few details are available. “Cpl. Maciel was an excellent soldier beloved by his teammates and dedicated to our mission. He will be greatly missed by the entire Black Lion family. Our prayers are with his family and friends during this difficult time.” Lt. Col. David Conner, Maciel’s battalion commander Cpl Maciel was from South Gate, California, and had been in the Army for two years. His awards include Bronze Star, the Purple Heart, the Army Achievement Medal and the Afghanistan Campaign Medal. He was part of the 1st Battalion, 28th Infantry Regiment, 3rd Infantry Division, out of Fort Benning, Georgia. The Unit is called “Black Lions.” They posted the following on Facebook: “Our Task Force suffered a terrible tragedy yesterday in Afghanistan resulting in the death of one of our Black Lions and the wounding of two others. All families have been notified and there were no other injuries in the attack. Our thoughts and prayers are with CPL Maciel and his Family during this time of grief. As with any combat-related death, this incident is under investigation and details will not be discussed in order to preserve the integrity of the investigation. I ask that you refrain from speculating as to how, when, or why this occurred. The Black Lion team has been fully engaged with the Families effected and will support in any way possible. Please respect their privacy during this difficult time. The Black Lion team, along with the Chain of Command of the entire 3rd Infantry Division and Fort Benning Community remain committed to our Soldiers and their Families here and abroad. There is no greater priority. Black Lions!”

The soldier who died in Afghanistan’s Uruzgan Province Saturday morning was identified as Cpl Joseph Maciel, 20. He was in Afghanistan in su...

Dumb, Family, and Life: Lumencontego 8h Gengar is my favorite and let me tell you random redditor, the story why; The year is 1998, and 9 year old me just found out that my parents were getting separated. To add icing onto the cake, my cousins who had lived with us for my entire life until this point, would be moving across the country, so a lot of change all at once for a 9 year ad just gotten my first gameboy (a wonderful present from my grandparents) and pokemon Blue My grandparents then decided to take my sister and l out on a cross country road trip (get us out of my parents hair and such, it was a good idea). The day before l left my cousin "borrowed" a link cable from her friend and we decided to trade favorites! T got her Haunter and she got my Blastoise. Imagine my surprise when it evolved after trading (we were pretty dumb and didn't know this was a thing yet) I'll never forget that Gengar. Sometimes it would feel like my cousin was still there, but not quite, almost like thnere was alwavs a ghost of her with me. Helping me through what was the hardest time of my young life. So many hours desperately trying to focus on anything but what was happening around me, through it all, I could look at that little purple sprite and remember thatl still nave family out there. miss you cuz TL:DR; Gengar is the best <p>Found on a thread about favourite Pokémon: via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72">https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72</a></p>
Dumb, Family, and Life: Lumencontego 8h
 Gengar is my favorite and let me tell you random
 redditor, the story why;
 The year is 1998, and 9 year old me just found out
 that my parents were getting separated. To add icing
 onto the cake, my cousins who had lived with us for
 my entire life until this point, would be moving across
 the country, so a lot of change all at once for a 9 year
 ad just gotten my first gameboy (a wonderful
 present from my grandparents) and pokemon Blue
 My grandparents then decided to take my sister and
 l out on a cross country road trip (get us out of my
 parents hair and such, it was a good idea). The day
 before l left my cousin "borrowed" a link cable from
 her friend and we decided to trade favorites! T got
 her Haunter and she got my Blastoise. Imagine my
 surprise when it evolved after trading (we were
 pretty dumb and didn't know this was a thing yet)
 I'll never forget that Gengar. Sometimes it would feel
 like my cousin was still there, but not quite, almost
 like thnere was alwavs a ghost of her with me. Helping
 me through what was the hardest time of my young
 life. So many hours desperately trying to focus on
 anything but what was happening around me,
 through it all, I could look at that little purple sprite
 and remember thatl still nave family out there.
 miss you cuz
 TL:DR; Gengar is the best
<p>Found on a thread about favourite Pokémon: via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72">https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72</a></p>

<p>Found on a thread about favourite Pokémon: via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72">https://ift.tt/2Ki6R72</a></p>

Ash, Batman, and Bitch: Shawn Alexander Allen @aNuChallenger Still wondering why there is this obsession with making Kratos the whitest man to ever white man, and yet continue to employ a black man to voice him. Kratos could easily be the black man he clearly is, but people are too cowardly, too meek, too self absorbed to do fix it. <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/174993366986/siryouarebeingmocked-broccolirambles" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174992765425/broccolirambles-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://broccolirambles.tumblr.com/post/174989752170/siryouarebeingmocked-cisnowflake-jovosh" class="tumblr_blog">broccolirambles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174986740793/cisnowflake-jovosh-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/174667958171/jovosh-yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jovosh.tumblr.com/post/174666482788/yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">jovosh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174666469722/jackal-writes-main-jollymount-venomkid-64" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jackal-writes-main.tumblr.com/post/174664636931/jollymount-venomkid-64-ironbloodaika" class="tumblr_blog">jackal-writes-main</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jollymount.tumblr.com/post/174664271157/venomkid-64-ironbloodaika-haretasora11" class="tumblr_blog">jollymount</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://venomkid-64.tumblr.com/post/174662963080/ironbloodaika-haretasora11-mageknight14-the" class="tumblr_blog">venomkid-64</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ironbloodaika.tumblr.com/post/174656524615/haretasora11-mageknight14-the-man-is-literally" class="tumblr_blog">ironbloodaika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://haretasora11.tumblr.com/post/174656402152/mageknight14-the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">haretasora11</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mageknight14.tumblr.com/post/172140016328/the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the-ashes-of-his" class="tumblr_blog">mageknight14</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The man is literally covered in the ashes of his dead family.</p></blockquote> <p>How does someone not know this? Like it was explained in the first game was it not? Like honestly :/</p> </blockquote> <p style="">Someone who doesn’t know the full story I guess. :P<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="clown-moontoon:OgEpwtCPhy2l3fHHhaUKLQ:ZCun0x2RRzyLv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04f2df13d765907ddf2e3f7a51c7de7b/tumblr_oykeg6Afvk1r1jfupo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p><i>“I have no idea what this gaming shit is about but imma find a way to make it bout racism” </i></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e58e0f665ddcbbdf492d0bbae778697a/tumblr_inline_p9yn44XP3Q1rt9vdx_540.png" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Kratos is from fucking Greece. From Sparta. They’re Mediterranean. What the fuck.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>WE</b><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Wuz</p> </blockquote> <h1>SPARTANZ!</h1> </blockquote> <p>And if you look at the cutscenes from God of War 1 before he went white, he was pretty brown-skinned.</p> <p>Of course, if being voiced by a black person makes a character black, I guess that makes Ash Williams from Mass Effect black. Along with every character Cree Summer ever voiced.</p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7cc9caaa3e970c06b7041ea80b18b66a/tumblr_inline_pa0a2jxLDa1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><p>.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a78440ec6f06d20be984607aef88160/tumblr_inline_pa0a38rPph1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><p> Including the dog. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, my goodness, I can’t remember who the character with purple hair and a black/yellow top is, or the girl in the black and red superhero outfit is. </p> </blockquote> <p>Max, Batman Beyond</p> <p>Valerie, Danny Phantom. Unless you mean the one on the bottom row, who’s, uh, Cree, from KND. And she’s a supervillain.</p> </blockquote> <p>Samurai Jack. Nuff fuckin said.</p> </blockquote> <p>People who bitch about voice actors’ races not matching the characters’ races annoy the fuck outta me. At the end of the day the voice actor is chosen to fit the character, regardless of what they look like, because that doesn’t fuckin matter. It’s the <i>VOICE</i> that matters!!! Not everything has to match everything, jfc</p></blockquote> <p>Y’all seriously need to quit with this shit.</p>
Ash, Batman, and Bitch: Shawn Alexander Allen
 @aNuChallenger
 Still wondering why there is this
 obsession with making Kratos the
 whitest man to ever white man, and
 yet continue to employ a black man to
 voice him. Kratos could easily be the
 black man he clearly is, but people are
 too cowardly, too meek, too self
 absorbed to do fix it.
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/174993366986/siryouarebeingmocked-broccolirambles" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174992765425/broccolirambles-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://broccolirambles.tumblr.com/post/174989752170/siryouarebeingmocked-cisnowflake-jovosh" class="tumblr_blog">broccolirambles</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/174986740793/cisnowflake-jovosh-yokelfelonking" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/174667958171/jovosh-yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jovosh.tumblr.com/post/174666482788/yokelfelonking-jackal-writes-main" class="tumblr_blog">jovosh</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://yokelfelonking.tumblr.com/post/174666469722/jackal-writes-main-jollymount-venomkid-64" class="tumblr_blog">yokelfelonking</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://jackal-writes-main.tumblr.com/post/174664636931/jollymount-venomkid-64-ironbloodaika" class="tumblr_blog">jackal-writes-main</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jollymount.tumblr.com/post/174664271157/venomkid-64-ironbloodaika-haretasora11" class="tumblr_blog">jollymount</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://venomkid-64.tumblr.com/post/174662963080/ironbloodaika-haretasora11-mageknight14-the" class="tumblr_blog">venomkid-64</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ironbloodaika.tumblr.com/post/174656524615/haretasora11-mageknight14-the-man-is-literally" class="tumblr_blog">ironbloodaika</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://haretasora11.tumblr.com/post/174656402152/mageknight14-the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">haretasora11</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://mageknight14.tumblr.com/post/172140016328/the-man-is-literally-covered-in-the-ashes-of-his" class="tumblr_blog">mageknight14</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The man is literally covered in the ashes of his dead family.</p></blockquote>
<p>How does someone not know this? Like it was explained in the first game was it not? Like honestly :/</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Someone who doesn’t know the full story I guess. :P<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="clown-moontoon:OgEpwtCPhy2l3fHHhaUKLQ:ZCun0x2RRzyLv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04f2df13d765907ddf2e3f7a51c7de7b/tumblr_oykeg6Afvk1r1jfupo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="357" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<p><i>“I have no idea what this gaming shit is about but imma find a way to make it bout racism” </i></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e58e0f665ddcbbdf492d0bbae778697a/tumblr_inline_p9yn44XP3Q1rt9vdx_540.png" data-orig-height="729" data-orig-width="645"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Kratos is from fucking Greece. From Sparta. They’re Mediterranean. What the fuck.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><b>WE</b><br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Wuz</p>
</blockquote>

<h1>SPARTANZ!</h1>
</blockquote>
<p>And if you look at the cutscenes from God of War 1 before he went white, he was pretty brown-skinned.</p>
<p>Of course, if being voiced by a black person makes a character black, I guess that makes Ash Williams from Mass Effect black. Along with every character Cree Summer ever voiced.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7cc9caaa3e970c06b7041ea80b18b66a/tumblr_inline_pa0a2jxLDa1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><p>.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a78440ec6f06d20be984607aef88160/tumblr_inline_pa0a38rPph1sps4wz_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><p>

Including the dog.

<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh, my goodness, I can’t remember who the character with purple hair and a black/yellow top is, or the girl in the black and red superhero outfit is. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Max, Batman Beyond</p>
<p>Valerie, Danny Phantom. Unless you mean the one on the bottom row, who’s, uh, Cree, from KND. And she’s a supervillain.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Samurai Jack. Nuff fuckin said.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>People who bitch about voice actors’ races not matching the characters’ races annoy the fuck outta me. At the end of the day the voice actor is chosen to fit the character, regardless of what they look like, because that doesn’t fuckin matter. It’s the <i>VOICE</i> that matters!!! Not everything has to match everything, jfc</p></blockquote>

<p>Y’all seriously need to quit with this shit.</p>

<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/174995562248/kaldicuct-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</...

Broomstick, Cheating, and Children: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchicken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://striffyisme.tumblr.com/post/173845324103/striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">striffyisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://striderai.tumblr.com/post/173817591350/forwhateveryouwant-imagine-sebstan" class="tumblr_blog">striderai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://forwhateveryouwant.tumblr.com/post/173756489918/imagine-sebstan-thenightling-woodelf68" class="tumblr_blog">forwhateveryouwant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://imagine-sebstan.tumblr.com/post/172034301588/thenightling-woodelf68-moneysltd" class="tumblr_blog">imagine-sebstan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thenightling.tumblr.com/post/172025095443/woodelf68-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">thenightling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://woodelf68.tumblr.com/post/172025024354/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">woodelf68</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote> <p>Um wat</p> </blockquote> <p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p> <p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p> <p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p> <p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p> <p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p> </blockquote> <p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment. </p> </blockquote> <p>…. </p> <p>*Stares*</p> <p>…Why?</p> </blockquote> <p>If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too. </p> </blockquote> <p>Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together</p> </blockquote> <p>god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve</p> </blockquote> <p>Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?</p> </blockquote><p>Can the internet just like… not?</p></blockquote> <p>This post got a lot more interesting since I first made it.</p>
Broomstick, Cheating, and Children: THE TELETUBBIES
 HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS
 FEEL OLD YET?
<p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchicken</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://striffyisme.tumblr.com/post/173845324103/striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">striffyisme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://striderai.tumblr.com/post/173817591350/forwhateveryouwant-imagine-sebstan" class="tumblr_blog">striderai</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://forwhateveryouwant.tumblr.com/post/173756489918/imagine-sebstan-thenightling-woodelf68" class="tumblr_blog">forwhateveryouwant</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://imagine-sebstan.tumblr.com/post/172034301588/thenightling-woodelf68-moneysltd" class="tumblr_blog">imagine-sebstan</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thenightling.tumblr.com/post/172025095443/woodelf68-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">thenightling</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://woodelf68.tumblr.com/post/172025024354/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">woodelf68</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote>

<p>Um wat</p>
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<p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p>
<p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p>
<p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p>
<p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p>
<p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p>
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<p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment. </p>
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<p>…. </p>
<p>*Stares*</p>
<p>…Why?</p>
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<p>If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too. </p>
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<p>Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together</p>
</blockquote>

<p>god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve</p>
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<p>Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?</p>
</blockquote><p>Can the internet just like… not?</p></blockquote>

<p>This post got a lot more interesting since I first made it.</p>

<p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchick...

Crime, Huh, and Soldiers: canto34 Joan of Arc committed war crimes just saying She's not the innocent waifu material everyone thinks she is <p><a href="https://scribblesteph.tumblr.com/post/168630998941/semituring-meganphntmgrl" class="tumblr_blog">scribblesteph</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://semituring.tumblr.com/post/168287045831/meganphntmgrl-spontaneous-purple-giraffe" class="tumblr_blog">semituring</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meganphntmgrl.tumblr.com/post/168255939925/spontaneous-purple-giraffe-fakefurby-hottest" class="tumblr_blog">meganphntmgrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spontaneous-purple-giraffe.tumblr.com/post/168242581988/fakefurby-hottest-take-would-someone-please" class="tumblr_blog">spontaneous-purple-giraffe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lamperouge.co.vu/post/168211460062/hottest-take" class="tumblr_blog">fakefurby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hottest take</p></blockquote> <p>Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. </p> </blockquote> <p>Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.</p> <p>The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. </p> <p>This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. </p> <p>Yeah.</p> </blockquote> <p>so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh</p> </blockquote> <p>This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”</p>
Crime, Huh, and Soldiers: canto34
 Joan of Arc committed war crimes just
 saying
 She's not the innocent waifu material
 everyone thinks she is
<p><a href="https://scribblesteph.tumblr.com/post/168630998941/semituring-meganphntmgrl" class="tumblr_blog">scribblesteph</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://semituring.tumblr.com/post/168287045831/meganphntmgrl-spontaneous-purple-giraffe" class="tumblr_blog">semituring</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://meganphntmgrl.tumblr.com/post/168255939925/spontaneous-purple-giraffe-fakefurby-hottest" class="tumblr_blog">meganphntmgrl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://spontaneous-purple-giraffe.tumblr.com/post/168242581988/fakefurby-hottest-take-would-someone-please" class="tumblr_blog">spontaneous-purple-giraffe</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lamperouge.co.vu/post/168211460062/hottest-take" class="tumblr_blog">fakefurby</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>hottest take</p></blockquote>

<p>Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know. </p>
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<p>Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.</p>
<p>The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself. </p>
<p>This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time. </p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
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<p>so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh</p>
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<p>This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked</p>
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<p>I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”</p>

<p><a href="https://scribblesteph.tumblr.com/post/168630998941/semituring-meganphntmgrl" class="tumblr_blog">scribblesteph</a>:</p><blockquo...