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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0 42%. 12:29 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc. https://louisville.craigslist.org Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville, KY) image 1 of 6 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no ther willever compliment you on? further The 1999 Toyota Avalon. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope 101. 42%. 12:30 Aux cord: nope Fancv wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right ujp This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. 10. 42%. 12:30 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc... https://louisville.craigslist.org color is grey. In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional. When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survev Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle- of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Tovota Avalon." This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.

This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.

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Fucking, Movies, and Pretentious: "By the way, Wakanda forever!" Downey said, making the crossed- arm salute to Black Panther Chadwick Boseman. star "I can do that as an honorary black man: Tropic Thunder, 2008!" he joked, referencing his role in that Hollywood satire as a pretentious white actor who thinks he can play an African-American soldier in a <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trigonsdottir.tumblr.com/post/173285397699/pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for" class="tumblr_blog">trigonsdottir</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hawkgirl.co.vu/post/173270568093/robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for-1-playing" class="tumblr_blog">pyppenia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>robert downey jr is a fucking demon for 1. playing in blackface in the first place &amp; <a href="http://ew.com/movies/2018/04/24/robert-downey-jr-speech-avengers-infinity-war-premiere/">2. calling himself an “””honorary black man”””</a> for doing black face</p></blockquote> <p>Oh so are yall gonna hop off his dick now </p> </blockquote> <p>OP, you do realize the entire point of that role is that he’s playing a pretentious yet talented nitwit who either doesn’t know or doesn’t care about the connotations of his disguise?</p><p>Just like he was joking here?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Every time somebody doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder, a puppy dies.</p>
Fucking, Movies, and Pretentious: "By the way, Wakanda forever!"
 Downey said, making the crossed-
 arm salute to Black Panther
 Chadwick Boseman.
 star
 "I can do that as an honorary black
 man: Tropic Thunder, 2008!" he
 joked, referencing his role in that
 Hollywood satire as a pretentious
 white actor who thinks he can play
 an African-American soldier in a
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://trigonsdottir.tumblr.com/post/173285397699/pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for" class="tumblr_blog">trigonsdottir</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hawkgirl.co.vu/post/173270568093/robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for-1-playing" class="tumblr_blog">pyppenia</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>robert downey jr is a fucking demon for 1. playing in blackface in the first place &amp; <a href="http://ew.com/movies/2018/04/24/robert-downey-jr-speech-avengers-infinity-war-premiere/">2. calling himself an “””honorary black man”””</a> for doing black face</p></blockquote>

<p>Oh so are yall gonna hop off his dick now </p>
</blockquote>
<p>OP, you do realize the entire point of that role is that he’s playing a pretentious yet talented nitwit who either doesn’t know or doesn’t care about the connotations of his disguise?</p><p>Just like he was joking here?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Every time somebody doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder, a puppy dies.</p>

<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryo...

Crying, Driving, and Girls: possessed-radios broccoli-butler voidspacer My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime. your-friendly-neighbohood-black I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER Source: voidspacer <p>wholesome human bonds via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rC78aE">https://ift.tt/2rC78aE</a></p>
Crying, Driving, and Girls: possessed-radios
 broccoli-butler
 voidspacer
 My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
 I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes
 ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of
 thunder went off-no power surges or
 anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled
 from its dock and started spinning in circles
 I currently now have an active roomba sitting
 quietly on my lap
 systlin
 Humans will pack bond with anything
 apostatively
 I had a teenage girl come into my tea
 shop with her mother the other night. She
 purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most
 crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got
 banged around in shipment) and carried
 it protectively over to the counter. "If
 something's in a damaged box I have to get it
 because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she
 laughed nervously
 Not only will humans pack bond with
 anything, the empathy level of adolescent
 girls in particular likely has puppy-saving,
 world hunger-solving, war-ending powers
 a-dull-glow
 I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery
 store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night
 my boyfriend & I were driving home from
 rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the
 grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it
 that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?"
 And I nodded and pulled the car around and
 bought the lime.
 your-friendly-neighbohood-black
 I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER
 Source: voidspacer
<p>wholesome human bonds via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rC78aE">https://ift.tt/2rC78aE</a></p>

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