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4chan, At-At, and Beard: 1:14 ooo Verizon 34% Anonymous Fri 05 Jul 2019 00:03:46 No.803883160 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: 803885439 >>803887870 Messages Sierra Details >be me >22 beta with no friends or social skills went to culinary school cus I like to make food >thought I would get a gf and work at a 5 star restraunt >lolnaw.png Nice greentext dude >still anti-social as fuck >been working at small restaurant for 2 years >yesterday got off of work and went to the restaurant's bar 144KIB. 1500x1000, good-looking-man-with-big- beard-56688bcf3df78ce1611f7ba8.jpg >sit next to 9/10 blonde babe View >she looks at me Same Google ImgOps igdb SauceNAO >I'm not really good looking, maybe a 7/10 at best >only thing going for me is my huge beard she turns to me >"Love the beard" >"Thanks.. she sees my work shirt >"You work here?" >"Yeah" >"Ah cool, do you like cooking as a hobby?" >"Yeah" >"Cool! Any other hobbies?" what's with all the questions? >"Uhhh like reading and like..computers I guess.. >"Oh sweet!! Okay could you like, do me a favor?" "What..?" >"Okay so like, I have this friend and like, she just went through this breakup a couple months back and you're like, 100% her type" >wat.mp3 >"Uhhhh... I don't know... what does she look like?" >she pulls out her phone and swipes through her photos until she finds one and hands me the phone >its her and this 10/10 in bikinis at the beach >the girl sort of looks like Sssiperwolf but a bit thinner and slightly darker skin >"Yeah she's like, a book worm and loves computers and stuff and she like, LOVES guys with beards" >"Oh, okay I guess.. >"What's your number, I'm setting you two up for tomorrow" "She's not doing anything for the 4th?" >"Nah she just stays indoors most days, are you good tomorrow was just going to go home and beat my meat all day >"Not really." >"Great! I'll text you later!" >"Okay... >she pays her tab and leaves >803883160 iMessage next day >get message from blonde to meet at restaurant I work at at 7 >7 rolls around oo Verizon 1:25 31% >meet her at resteraunt >she's wearing a black hoodie and jeans >I'm wearing a dress shirt and pants Sierra Details Messages >I sit down >awkward silence >"I like the beard >"Thanks...." >"How long did it take to grow?" Nice greentext dude >"Two years" >"Humph, you need to clean it up a bit but its good none the less" I didn't actually think you'd see that lol >"Thanks" >I think back to what the blonde told me >"You like books?" >"Yeah I mean I read but every so often >"Oh, same" Yeah I did lol >silence >"So you work here as a cook huh?" >"Yeah for two years now >"Cool" Also 10/10 for sending >she really hasn't been interested in any of the dates >"I went to culinary school too" my text she focuses >"Oh so you like actually know how to cook" >"Yeah, Gordon Ramsey came to our class once >she perks up >"Really?" >"Yeah talk about cooking for a bit >I'm actually keeping spaghetti in pants tonight >"I also heard you like computers" >she rolls her eyes >"Sam told you everything huh" >"Yeah" >she chuckles we talk about computers when our food arrives >"Like any webs ite in particular?" >she pauses >"Yeah like reddit and stuff like that" "Oh cool, I like 4chan >>803885439 wot WOT spaghetti overload say goodbye to date >her eyes widen iMessage oh shit here we go >....really?" >".....yeah?" she smiles >"Same I shit you not she said that of all the girls on planet earth I'm with the one who likes 4chan >if there is a god he has been holding back on me all my life for this moment >"Wait really?" >"Yeah, my brothers thought it would be funny to show 10 year old me /b." >"Now I like 4chan now so I guess I'm fucked up in the head now but eh, what can you do?" >I'm in shock, my mouth is wide open >she actually laughs >"Yeah I wasn't expecting you to say that" >"Yeah me too" she smiles boner.exe >we finish eating >she's going for the check >"It's cool, I have a discount here so l'll pay" >"Oh okay >no I don't, only works when you are working >who says chivalry is dead we walk out of restaurant to sounds of fireworks in the distance >yeah if there was a metaphor for how I felt it would be that realize that we don't know each other's names >I tell her this >"Oh yeah, my name is Sierra" >"Anon" >"Well Anon I did not expect this date to go so well" >"Same >"Here's my number" she tells me her number and l plug it in to my phone >"You know I'll be expecting a greentext of our date to night she laughs >"Okay" >I laugh >"See you soon" >"Bye Anon" Here's the greentext like I promised, I hope you liked it Sierra Anon (Almost) Messes Up
4chan, At-At, and Beard: 1:14
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 Anonymous Fri 05 Jul 2019 00:03:46 No.803883160
 View Reply Original Report
 Quoted By: 803885439 >>803887870
 Messages
 Sierra
 Details
 >be me
 >22 beta with no friends or social skills
 went to culinary school cus I like to make food
 >thought I would get a gf and work at a 5 star restraunt
 >lolnaw.png
 Nice greentext dude
 >still anti-social as fuck
 >been working at small restaurant for 2 years
 >yesterday got off of work and went to the restaurant's bar
 144KIB. 1500x1000, good-looking-man-with-big-
 beard-56688bcf3df78ce1611f7ba8.jpg
 >sit next to 9/10 blonde babe
 View
 >she looks at me
 Same Google ImgOps igdb SauceNAO
 >I'm not really good looking, maybe a 7/10 at best
 >only thing going for me is my huge beard
 she turns to me
 >"Love the beard"
 >"Thanks..
 she sees my work shirt
 >"You work here?"
 >"Yeah"
 >"Ah cool, do you like cooking as a hobby?"
 >"Yeah"
 >"Cool! Any other hobbies?"
 what's with all the questions?
 >"Uhhh like reading and like..computers I guess..
 >"Oh sweet!! Okay could you like, do me a favor?"
 "What..?"
 >"Okay so like, I have this friend and like, she just went through this breakup a couple months back and you're like, 100% her type"
 >wat.mp3
 >"Uhhhh... I don't know... what does she look like?"
 >she pulls out her phone and swipes through her photos until she finds one and hands me the phone
 >its her and this 10/10 in bikinis at the beach
 >the girl sort of looks like Sssiperwolf but a bit thinner and slightly darker skin
 >"Yeah she's like, a book worm and loves computers and stuff and she like, LOVES guys with beards"
 >"Oh, okay I guess..
 >"What's your number, I'm setting you two up for tomorrow"
 "She's not doing anything for the 4th?"
 >"Nah she just stays indoors most days, are you good tomorrow
 was just going to go home and beat my meat all day
 >"Not really."
 >"Great! I'll text you later!"
 >"Okay...
 >she pays her tab and leaves
 >803883160
 iMessage
 next day
 >get message from blonde to meet at restaurant I work at at 7
 >7 rolls around
 oo Verizon
 1:25
 31%
 >meet her at resteraunt
 >she's wearing a black hoodie and jeans
 >I'm wearing a dress shirt and pants
 Sierra
 Details
 Messages
 >I sit down
 >awkward silence
 >"I like the beard
 >"Thanks...."
 >"How long did it take to grow?"
 Nice greentext dude
 >"Two years"
 >"Humph, you need to clean it up a bit but its good none the less"
 I didn't actually think
 you'd see that lol
 >"Thanks"
 >I think back to what the blonde told me
 >"You like books?"
 >"Yeah I mean I read but every so often
 >"Oh, same"
 Yeah I did lol
 >silence
 >"So you work here as a cook huh?"
 >"Yeah for two years now
 >"Cool"
 Also 10/10 for sending
 >she really hasn't been interested in any of the dates
 >"I went to culinary school too"
 my text
 she focuses
 >"Oh so you like actually know how to cook"
 >"Yeah, Gordon Ramsey came to our class once
 >she perks up
 >"Really?"
 >"Yeah
 talk about cooking for a bit
 >I'm actually keeping spaghetti in pants tonight
 >"I also heard you like computers"
 >she rolls her eyes
 >"Sam told you everything huh"
 >"Yeah"
 >she chuckles
 we talk about computers when our food arrives
 >"Like any webs ite in particular?"
 >she pauses
 >"Yeah like reddit and stuff like that"
 "Oh cool, I like 4chan
 >>803885439
 wot
 WOT
 spaghetti overload
 say goodbye to date
 >her eyes widen
 iMessage
 oh shit here we go
 >....really?"
 >".....yeah?"
 she smiles
 >"Same
 I shit you not she said that
 of all the girls on planet earth I'm with the one who likes 4chan
 >if there is a god he has been holding back on me all my life for this moment
 >"Wait really?"
 >"Yeah, my brothers thought it would be funny to show 10 year old me /b."
 >"Now I like 4chan now so I guess I'm fucked up in the head now but eh, what can you do?"
 >I'm in shock, my mouth is wide open
 >she actually laughs
 >"Yeah I wasn't expecting you to say that"
 >"Yeah me too"
 she smiles
 boner.exe
 >we finish eating
 >she's going for the check
 >"It's cool, I have a discount here so l'll pay"
 >"Oh okay
 >no I don't, only works when you are working
 >who says chivalry is dead
 we walk out of restaurant to sounds of fireworks in the distance
 >yeah if there was a metaphor for how I felt it would be that
 realize that we don't know each other's names
 >I tell her this
 >"Oh yeah, my name is Sierra"
 >"Anon"
 >"Well Anon I did not expect this date to go so well"
 >"Same
 >"Here's my number"
 she tells me her number and l plug it in to my phone
 >"You know I'll be expecting a greentext of our date to night
 she laughs
 >"Okay"
 >I laugh
 >"See you soon"
 >"Bye Anon"
 Here's the greentext like I promised, I hope you liked it Sierra
Anon (Almost) Messes Up

Anon (Almost) Messes Up

4chan, At-At, and Beard: File: good-looking-man-with-big(.jpg (144 KB, 1500x1000) Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:03:46 No.803883160 803885439 be me >22 beta with no friends or social skills went to culinary school cus I like to make food >thought I would get a gf and work at a 5 star restraunt >lolnaw.png still anti-social as fuck >been working at small restaurant for 2 years went to the restaurant's bar 2sit next to 9/10 blonde babe she looks at me >I'm not really good looking, maybe a 7/10 at best >only thing going for me is my huge beard she turns to me >"Love the beard" >"Thanks.." she sees my work shirt >"You work here?" "Yeah" >"Ah cool, do you like cooking as a hobby?" >"Yeah >"Cool! Any other hobbies?" what's with all the questions? eding and lik...computersgu "Oh sweet!! Okay could you like, do me "What...?" >"Okay so like, I have this friend and like, she just went through this breakup a couple months back and you're like, 100% her type" wat.mp3 >"Uhhhh. I don't know... what does she look like?" she pulls out her phone and swipes through her photos until she finds one and hands me the phone its her and this 10/10 in bikinis at the beach >the girl sort of looks like Sssiperwolf but a bit thinner and slightly darker skin >"Yeah she's like, a book worm and loves computers and stuff and she like, LOVES guys with beards" >"Oh, okay I guess..." >"What's your number, I'm setting you two up for tomorrow" "She's not doing anything for the 4th?" "Nah she just stays indoors most days, are you good tomorrow" was just going to go home and beat my meat all day >"Not really.. >"Great! I'll text you later!" "Okay..." >she pays her tab and leaves Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:40:47 No.803885439 803885680 >»803886246 803883160 (OP) >next day >get message from blonde to meet at restaurant I work at at 7 27 rolls around bo's wearing a black hoodie and jeans I'm wearing a dress shirt and pants esteraunt >I sit down >awkward silence >"I like the beard >"Thanks...." >"How long did it take to grow?" >"Two years >"Humph, you need to clean it up a bit but its good none the less" >"Thanks" >I think back to what the blonde told me >"You like books?" >'"Yeah I mean I read but every so often" >"Oh, same" >silence >"So you work here as a cook huh?" >"Yeah for two years now" >"Cool" she really hasn't been interested in any of the dates she focusonary school too" >"Oh so you like actually know how to cook >"Yeah, Gordon Ramsey came to our class once" >she perks up >"Really?" >"Yeah >talk about cooking for a bit >I'm actually keeping spaghetti in pants tonight >"I also heard you like computers she rolls her eyes "Sam told you everything huh" >"Yeah" >she chuckles we talk about computers when our food arrives >"Like any website in particular? she pauses >"Yeah like reddit and stuff like that" >"Oh cool, I like 4chan" Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:42:50 No.803885550 803885734 >Oh cool, I like 4chan C'mon man, you nearly had it, why'd you have to screw it up? Anon Screws It Up
4chan, At-At, and Beard: File: good-looking-man-with-big(.jpg (144 KB, 1500x1000)
 Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:03:46 No.803883160
 803885439
 be me
 >22 beta with no friends or social skills
 went to culinary school cus I like to make food
 >thought I would get a gf and work at a 5 star restraunt
 >lolnaw.png
 still anti-social as fuck
 >been working at small restaurant for 2 years
 went to the restaurant's bar
 2sit next to 9/10 blonde babe
 she looks at me
 >I'm not really good looking, maybe a 7/10 at best
 >only thing going for me is my huge beard
 she turns to me
 >"Love the beard"
 >"Thanks.."
 she sees my work shirt
 >"You work here?"
 "Yeah"
 >"Ah cool, do you like cooking as a hobby?"
 >"Yeah
 >"Cool! Any other hobbies?"
 what's with all the questions?
 eding and lik...computersgu
 "Oh sweet!! Okay could you like, do me
 "What...?"
 >"Okay so like, I have this friend and like, she just went through this breakup a couple months back and you're like, 100% her type"
 wat.mp3
 >"Uhhhh. I don't know... what does she look like?"
 she pulls out her phone and swipes through her photos until she finds one and hands me the phone
 its her and this 10/10 in bikinis at the beach
 >the girl sort of looks like Sssiperwolf but a bit thinner and slightly darker skin
 >"Yeah she's like, a book worm and loves computers and stuff and she like, LOVES guys with beards"
 >"Oh, okay I guess..."
 >"What's your number, I'm setting you two up for tomorrow"
 "She's not doing anything for the 4th?"
 "Nah she just stays indoors most days, are you good tomorrow"
 was just going to go home and beat my meat all day
 >"Not really..
 >"Great! I'll text you later!"
 "Okay..."
 >she pays her tab and leaves
 Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:40:47 No.803885439 803885680 >»803886246
 803883160 (OP)
 >next day
 >get message from blonde to meet at restaurant I work at at 7
 27 rolls around
 bo's wearing a black hoodie and jeans
 I'm wearing a dress shirt and pants
 esteraunt
 >I sit down
 >awkward silence
 >"I like the beard
 >"Thanks...."
 >"How long did it take to grow?"
 >"Two years
 >"Humph, you need to clean it up a bit but its good none the less"
 >"Thanks"
 >I think back to what the blonde told me
 >"You like books?"
 >'"Yeah I mean I read but every so often"
 >"Oh, same"
 >silence
 >"So you work here as a cook huh?"
 >"Yeah for two years now"
 >"Cool"
 she really hasn't been interested in any of the dates
 she focusonary school too"
 >"Oh so you like actually know how to cook
 >"Yeah, Gordon Ramsey came to our class once"
 >she perks up
 >"Really?"
 >"Yeah
 >talk about cooking for a bit
 >I'm actually keeping spaghetti in pants tonight
 >"I also heard you like computers
 she rolls her eyes
 "Sam told you everything huh"
 >"Yeah"
 >she chuckles
 we talk about computers when our food arrives
 >"Like any website in particular?
 she pauses
 >"Yeah like reddit and stuff like that"
 >"Oh cool, I like 4chan"
 Anonymous 07/05/19(Fri)00:42:50 No.803885550
 803885734
 >Oh cool, I like 4chan
 C'mon man, you nearly had it, why'd you have to screw it up?
Anon Screws It Up

Anon Screws It Up

Af, Apparently, and Asian: File: kna0032 eng (136 KB , 500x500) Anonymous 0ppot E6 08/05/14 Tue)20.39 00 No 560834931 Reply >Be me, high school senior >a set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year >a boy and a gir, Ving and Ling somethingsomething Parents must have been smashed orn sake to think of those gems >Both are in my trig class >Veng sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool He tells me I can cheat of his tests if do one thing for him fm failing trig, Id sell my soul for his tast answers "Sure, anything sHa asks me how to legally change his name He's sick af havng a name like Ving >Cant say I blame him Ask him what he wants his new name to b >Lee. Like. Bruce Lee. soundsgood jpg Ling overhears from a few rowss sway >Says that his name has been in family for generations His parents would disown himd he changed it >Ving doesn't care ofer to drive him to town hall after school Ling insists on tagging along >Shrug, drive them both Walk into tewn hall, Ving goes straight to the desk >Demands a form, pulls out birth cerificate justgotreal jpg >Starts scribbling info on name-change sheet >Suddenly looks conflicted Tears slait weling Apparently that ancestral heritage runs deep >Tells receptionist he can't do it >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request >Dumb small-town laws Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse >is about to hand it to receptionist when some dude bursts into the town halil >Short, elderly Asian man Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his cheeks Dad Dad runs up.and embraces his son Huge smile on his face Don't stop, be Lee, Ving >Hang on to that fee, Ling >Ling ins Anon helps streetlight people
Af, Apparently, and Asian: File: kna0032 eng (136 KB , 500x500)
 Anonymous 0ppot E6 08/05/14 Tue)20.39 00 No 560834931 Reply
 >Be me, high school senior
 >a set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year
 >a boy and a gir, Ving and Ling somethingsomething
 Parents must have been smashed orn sake to think of those gems
 >Both are in my trig class
 >Veng sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool
 He tells me I can cheat of his tests if do one thing for him
 fm failing trig, Id sell my soul for his tast answers
 "Sure, anything
 sHa asks me how to legally change his name
 He's sick af havng a name like Ving
 >Cant say I blame him
 Ask him what he wants his new name to b
 >Lee. Like. Bruce Lee.
 soundsgood jpg
 Ling overhears from a few rowss sway
 >Says that his name has been in family for generations
 His parents would disown himd he changed it
 >Ving doesn't care
 ofer to drive him to town hall after school
 Ling insists on tagging along
 >Shrug, drive them both
 Walk into tewn hall, Ving goes straight to the desk
 >Demands a form, pulls out birth cerificate
 justgotreal jpg
 >Starts scribbling info on name-change sheet
 >Suddenly looks conflicted
 Tears slait weling
 Apparently that ancestral heritage runs deep
 >Tells receptionist he can't do it
 >She says he'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request
 >Dumb small-town laws
 Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse
 >is about to hand it to receptionist when some dude bursts into the town halil
 >Short, elderly Asian man
 Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his cheeks
 Dad
 Dad runs up.and embraces his son
 Huge smile on his face
 Don't stop, be Lee, Ving
 >Hang on to that fee, Ling
 >Ling ins
Anon helps streetlight people

Anon helps streetlight people