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professor: Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex- periment with a new form called the tandem story The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home- work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para- graph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another para- graph to the story and send it back, also sending an- other copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab- solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any- thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a con- clusion has been reached." The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca and Gary THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per- manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news si- multaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and care- free, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec- onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em- pires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en- tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie. (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin- istic semi-literate adolescent. Gary) Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!" Gary) B*tch. (Rebecca) F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea. A+ Ireally liked this one. epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‚ÄėMen Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus‚Äô
professor: Here's a prime example of "Men Are
 From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
 offered by an English professor from
 the University of Phoenix:
 The professor told his class one day: Today we will ex-
 periment with a new form called the tandem story
 The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the
 person sitting to his or her immediate right. As home-
 work tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph
 of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that para-
 graph and send another copy to me. The partner will
 read the first paragraph and then add another para-
 graph to the story and send it back, also sending an-
 other copy to me. The first person will then add a third
 paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
 Remember to re-read what has been written each time
 in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be ab-
 solutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and any-
 thing you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
 The story is over when both agree a con-
 clusion has been reached."
 The following was actually turned in by two of his
 English students:
 Rebecca and Gary
 THE STORY:
 (first paragraph by Rebecca)
 At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea
 she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her
 favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded
 her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier
 times, that he liked chamomile.
 But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
 mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating,
 and if she thought about him too much her asthma
 started acting up again. So chamomile was out of
 the
 second paragraph by Gary)
 Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of
 the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4,
 had more important things to think about than the
 neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named
 Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night
 over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
 said into his transgalactic communicator. " Polar
 orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But
 before he could sign off a bluish particle beam
 flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through
 his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent
 him flying out of his seat and across the ####pit.
 (Rebecca)
 He bumped his head and died almost immediately,
 but not before he felt one last pang of regret for
 psychically brutalizing the one woman who had
 ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
 stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peace
 ful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Per-
 manently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie
 read in her newspaper one morning. The news si-
 multaneously excited her and bored her. She
 stared out the window, dreaming of her youth,
 when the days had passed unhurriedly and care-
 free, with no newspaper to read, no television to
 distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at
 all the beautiful things around
 her. "Why must one
 lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she
 pondered wistfully
 Gary)
 Little did she know, but she had less than 10 sec-
 onds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the
 Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
 lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted wimpy
 peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace
 disarmament Treaty through the congress had left
 Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien em-
 pires who were determined to destroy the human
 race. Within two hours after the passage of the
 treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for
 Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the
 With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated
 their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile en-
 tered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
 in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters
 on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
 inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized
 poor, stupid Laurie.
 (Rebecca)
 This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of
 literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvin-
 istic semi-literate adolescent.
 Gary)
 Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered
 tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the
 literary equivalent of Valium. Oh, shall I have
 chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of
 F-KING TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an
 air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle
 Steele novels!"
 Gary)
 B*tch.
 (Rebecca)
 F K YOU-YOU NEANDERTHALI
 In your dreams, Ho. Go drink some tea.
 A+
 Ireally liked this one.
epicjohndoe:

A Very Good Example Of ‚ÄėMen Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus‚Äô

epicjohndoe: A Very Good Example Of ‚ÄėMen Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus‚Äô

professor: just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save a lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously considered. hotmolasses Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too." She stared at him for a long time and then said "How do you know l'm from Brooklyn?" And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent." She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea! The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn. I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it." Realising perspectives!
professor: just-shower-thoughts
 Blind people must save a lot on electricity.
 stomatium
 They do actually!
 mauve-moth
 I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung
 through his office to make up an exam. It was a while
 before I knew he was in there because he was sitting
 with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and
 took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which
 was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he
 panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, "WAIT,
 YOU CAN SEE!!" before diving across his desk to
 turn on the lights. I'm sure he was embarrassed but I
 thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large
 aspect of disabled life that I hadn't previously
 considered.
 hotmolasses
 Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf,
 but she had learned to read lips and speak so she
 could communicate easily with hearing people who
 didn't know sign language. One day she had gotten
 off topic and was talking a little about her personal
 life, so that one of the students said "Oh, I know, I
 grew up in Brooklyn too."
 She stared at him for a long time and then said "How
 do you know l'm from Brooklyn?"
 And he said "You have a Brooklyn accent."
 She said "I do?" and the whole class nodded, and
 then she burst out laughing and said "I had no idea!
 The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.
 I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way
 my teachers did. So I guess it makes sense that I
 have their accent, I just never thought about it."
Realising perspectives!

Realising perspectives!

professor: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the ‚Äúotto von guerick unicorn‚ÄĚ) is actually from germany, but it‚Äôs the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you‚Äôre combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: ‚ÄúIts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pok√©mon can‚Äôt breathe unless it‚Äôs underwater.‚Äú ‚ÄúThe shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.‚Äú ‚ÄúThough it‚Äôs able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.‚Äú some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they‚Äôre chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe‚Äôs modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here‚Äôs one,¬†here‚Äôs another, and here‚Äôs a third!
professor: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type
 Arctovish -Water / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
 Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type
 Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
spacehippieface:

girlfriendluvr:

tsunflowers:
why are these all so fucked up
the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the ‚Äúotto von guerick unicorn‚ÄĚ) is actually from germany, but it‚Äôs the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples
in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:
“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“
“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“
“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“
some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.
the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)
some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several inc...

professor: tumblr Year in Review Ships 2019 2019 fandom: 2019‚Äôs Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr‚Äôs favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley,¬†Good Omens Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender JuliantinaJuliana Vald√©s & Valentina Carvajal,¬†Amar a muerte Reddie¬†+25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak,¬†It Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe Malec¬†+1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood,¬†Shadowhunters Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 Tyrus¬†+34TJ & Cyrus,¬†Andi Mack GendryaGendry & Arya Stark,¬†Game of Thrones CatradoraCatra & Adora,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Bumbleby¬†+52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna,¬†RWBY Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe Jonsa¬†+44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark,¬†Game of Thrones Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Stony¬†+5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe Jonerys¬†+43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen,¬†Game of Thrones Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth,¬†Game of Thrones IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant,¬†SKAM France PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath,¬†Athletes Sasusaku¬†+2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura,¬†Naruto Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors Harringrove¬†+38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove,¬†Stranger Things Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe Adrienette¬†+14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Marichat¬†+5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle,¬†Emmerdale Kaylor¬†+11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift,¬†celebrities Erasermic¬†+16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Ladynoir¬†+10Ladybug & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones,¬†the Marvel universe MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes,¬†Roswell, New Mexico Wolfstar¬†+8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black,¬†the Harry Potter universe Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf ZaDrZim & Dib,¬†Invader Zim DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David,¬†Druck Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony Soriku¬†Sora & Riku,¬†Kingdom Hearts Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Nalu¬†+19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia,¬†Fairy Tail Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven,¬†Stranger Things Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe Merthur¬†+28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon,¬†Merlin Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra Starco¬†+3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz,¬†Star vs. the Forces of Evil BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley,¬†Actors McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt,¬†Grey‚Äôs Anatomy Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬† Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Snowbaz¬†+29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch,¬†Carry On Kaisoo¬†+8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo,¬†EXO Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian,¬†Mo Dao Zu Shi IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava,¬†SKAM Italia Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100 Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham SnufminSnufkin & Moomin,¬†Moominvalley PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman,¬†Legacies Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway,¬†EastEnders BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo,¬†RuPaul‚Äôs Drag Race HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson,¬†How to Train Your Dragon Prinxiety¬†+4Princey & Anxiety,¬†Thomas Sanders PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago,¬†Brooklyn Nine-Nine RayllumCallum & Rayla,¬†The Dragon Prince Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors Spirk¬†+6Spock & James Kirk,¬†Star Trek SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka,¬†Mob Psycho 100 Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous,¬†OK K.O.! Let‚Äôs Be Heroes RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect ZelinkZelda & Link,¬†The Legend of Zelda DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas,¬†Homestuck TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo,¬†Mob Psycho 100 DimilethDimitri & Byleth,¬†Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren‚Äôt on the list last year.
professor: tumblr Year in Review
 Ships
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top 100 Ships

Shipping is Tumblr’s favorite sport, and this is the Big Game.

Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens 
Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte 
Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It 
Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers 
Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe 
Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters 
Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 
Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack 
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones 
CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 
Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl 
Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou  & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY 
Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe 
Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones 
Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe 
Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural 
Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe 
Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones 
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones 
IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe 
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France 
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes 
Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto 
Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors 
Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things 
Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe 
Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale 
Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale 
Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities 
Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia 
Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale 
Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe 
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe 
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico 
Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe 
Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf 
ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim 
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck 
Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony
Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe
Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra
Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors
McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy
Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬†
Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock
Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal
Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On
Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO
Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways
Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia
Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100
Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies
Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors
Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

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