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Anna, Beth Smith, and Bitch: ROBIN'S FRIENDLY FORCES HAVE BEEN RO TED AND SHE IS CAUGHT BY ENEMY FORCES. BOSS! WE CA GHT THEIR COMMANDER! FUCK! LOOK AT HER HUGE TITS! DAMN I'M AS HARD AS STONE! WANT TO PUSH MY DICK IN HER MOUTH WH PULLING HER PIGTAILS LE SHE'S PROBABLY PREGNANT BY NOW WONDER WHOSE THE DAD? 4 HO RS LATER I'M USING HER EVERYDAY NTIL SHE BREAKS! BABY FUND SLEEVE IF SHE'S BEARING ANYONE CHILD IT'LL BE MINE. HEARING THIS, I'M GOING FOR ANOTHER RO ND! FINALLY, MY TURN. BUCKLE UP BITCH. P-PLEAGE N-NO MORE... AHN! YAHN! 니니! <p><a href="http://numbnutus.tumblr.com/post/163466517849/commission-robin-broken-updated-hentai" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">numbnutus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Commission - Robin Broken (Updated)<br/><br/><br/><br/><i><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hentai-foundry.com%2Fuser%2FNumbnutus%2Fprofile&amp;t=Y2FkODMzOGE1ODAxMmExNGFhZDBkNThkZDNkNzRkMDQ4NmMxYzMyZixISE5HMkt4OQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F159796668199%2Fcommish-nox-punished-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Hentai Foundry</a><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.patreon.com%2Fuser%3Fu%3D4804696%26utm_campaign%3Dplaunchemail1%26utm_medium%3Demail&amp;t=Y2Q1ODIyMjBkMDFlNzgxMzJlZWMzYzMxYWIxNWYxNTUzNmEzN2JjMyxZeU1SaE9rZQ%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F158317470839%2Ftv-milfs-beth-smith-update-ive-just-launched&amp;m=1" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fdiscord.gg%2Fdax9qRb&amp;t=ZDY3ZDZlN2E4N2U3ZDFmMGMwNDY0NTExNGQ5OWQwZmJmOTUyZGQ5Myx1cnF4MW5PTA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F160194183099%2Fcommission-ace-x-anna-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Discord</a> <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fnumbnutus&amp;t=ODdhOWUzMzk3ZjlkNjQzYjZkMjdhOGU1OGQyNTk2NTBjMTBmMTQ0NSx1cnF4MW5PTA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AB9DCx9-2UZSrMnidg7jxpA&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fnumbnutus.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F160194183099%2Fcommission-ace-x-anna-hentai-foundry-patreon&amp;m=1" target="_blank">Twitter</a></i> <br/></p></blockquote>
Anna, Beth Smith, and Bitch: ROBIN'S FRIENDLY FORCES HAVE BEEN RO TED
 AND SHE IS CAUGHT BY ENEMY FORCES.
 BOSS!
 WE CA GHT THEIR
 COMMANDER!
 FUCK!
 LOOK AT HER
 HUGE TITS!
 DAMN I'M AS HARD
 AS STONE!
 WANT TO PUSH MY DICK
 IN
 HER MOUTH WH
 PULLING HER PIGTAILS
 LE
 SHE'S PROBABLY
 PREGNANT BY NOW
 WONDER WHOSE THE DAD?
 4 HO RS LATER
 I'M USING HER EVERYDAY
 NTIL SHE BREAKS!
 BABY FUND
 SLEEVE
 IF SHE'S BEARING
 ANYONE CHILD
 IT'LL BE MINE.
 HEARING THIS, I'M GOING
 FOR ANOTHER RO ND!
 FINALLY, MY TURN.
 BUCKLE UP BITCH.
 P-PLEAGE
 N-NO MORE...
 AHN!
 YAHN!
 니니!
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Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations? We are not vaccinating You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. <p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote> <p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p> </blockquote> <p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p> <p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p> <p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p> <p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p> <p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p> </blockquote> <p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p> </blockquote> <p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p> <p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p> <p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p> <p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p> </blockquote>
Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations?
 We are not vaccinating
 You know what is a good business?
 Teeny tiny baby coffins.
 You can get them in frog green
 or fire engine red.
<p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p>
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<p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote>
<p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p>
<p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p>
<p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p>
<p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p>
<p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p>
<p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p>
<p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p>
<p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflameth...

Community, Detroit, and Fucking: How a flawed criminal justice system put a pregnant Detroit activist behind bars by Tom Perkins April 02, 2018 at 10:37 AM comment <p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173718002277/krungle-colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://krungle.tumblr.com/post/173692650832/colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in" class="tumblr_blog">krungle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://colionnoir.tumblr.com/post/173689971140/ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in-prison-where-she" class="tumblr_blog">colionnoir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ra — who is pregnant — sits in prison, where she faces the prospect of giving birth to her second child in June. According to her attorneys, she’s there because she brandished a registered firearm to defend herself, her mother, and her 2-year-old daughter from an attack by a woman who repeatedly tried hitting them with a car.<br/> ______<br/> At the sentencing, Michigan’s mandatory sentencing laws for crimes committed with a gun stripped the judge of any discretion. That eliminated consideration for the incident’s circumstances, Ra’s clean record, her community work, and other factors that should weigh into a sentence. Ra’s attorneys stress that they don’t blame the judge — they fault the Michigan Legislature, which passed the minimum sentence law in 1977.<br/> ______<br/> Beyond that, attorneys say that the jury appeared hurried to wrap up the case before a snowstorm hit, made its decision while unaware of the two-year mandatory prison term, and arrived at a contradictory verdict.<br/> _____</p> <p>And at her sentencing, Ra spoke of the role she believes race played in the jury’s decision.<br/> ______<br/> “The prosecutor convinced the jury and judge that I lacked fear and that’s not true,” Ra said. “I was so afraid, especially for my toddler and mother. I don’t believe they could imagine a black woman being scared — only mad.”<br/> ____<br/> Link to the full story is in my profile section or go here: <a href="https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars">https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Let me get this straight. A liberal activist uses an unloaded gun that she kept in her car’s glove-box to back off another woman that is committing vehicular assault against her, her mother and her daughter. Yet because the other person gets to the cops first, Ra is automatically charged with the felony assault.</p> <p>Now she is yelling ‘racism’ in a city that had black mayors for forty years and a majority black city council for 50 years and presently has a black police chief. Yet she was charged and convicted under the laws these very liberal black people set into place and the lack of any mention of the jury make-up (and considering Detroit’s racial demographics of over 70% black) I seriously doubt the jury was loaded up with white people.</p> <p>But she condemns the NRA for being silent when she stored a gun in her car’s glove-box while a 2 yo played in the car showing a lack of common sense in gun ownership. But, no, it isn’t her poor gun handling/storing, it is the NRA is racist. But then the NRA didn’t defend me either when I defended myself in my own home against a mentally ill sibling who forced their way into my house and beat me with a pipe, and the reason the told me why is because I was not a card-carrying member.</p> <p style="">Seems to me this liberal activist got exactly what she had voted for.</p> <p>Stop yelling “racist!” and start voting conservative.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly think when your sibling beat you with the pipe, they beat the only 2 of your fucking IQ points out of your piece of shit brain because you honestly tried to conflate being a young black woman exercising both her first amendment and second amendment rights with being a criminal and tried to justify her unlawful imprisonment. Lets not even mention how you willfully ignored how they are neglecting to provide her INNOCENT, UNBORN CHILD with proper prenatal care, especially since she is a high risk pregnancy. But i guess you really don’t give two shits about that, right? You have no idea who she voted for, but I guess you really never learned the difference between inferring based on your own dumbass biases and actually confirming your findings. So do us all a favor and go back to huffing some car exhaust, would ya?</p></blockquote>
Community, Detroit, and Fucking: How a flawed criminal
 justice system put a
 pregnant Detroit
 activist behind bars
 by Tom Perkins April 02, 2018 at 10:37 AM
 comment
<p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173718002277/krungle-colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://krungle.tumblr.com/post/173692650832/colionnoir-ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in" class="tumblr_blog">krungle</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://colionnoir.tumblr.com/post/173689971140/ra-who-is-pregnant-sits-in-prison-where-she" class="tumblr_blog">colionnoir</a>:</p>
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<p>Ra — who is pregnant — sits in prison, where she faces the prospect of giving birth to her second child in June. According to her attorneys, she’s there because she brandished a registered firearm to defend herself, her mother, and her 2-year-old daughter from an attack by a woman who repeatedly tried hitting them with a car.<br/>
______<br/>
At the sentencing, Michigan’s mandatory sentencing laws for crimes committed with a gun stripped the judge of any discretion. That eliminated consideration for the incident’s circumstances, Ra’s clean record, her community work, and other factors that should weigh into a sentence. Ra’s attorneys stress that they don’t blame the judge — they fault the Michigan Legislature, which passed the minimum sentence law in 1977.<br/>
______<br/>
Beyond that, attorneys say that the jury appeared hurried to wrap up the case before a snowstorm hit, made its decision while unaware of the two-year mandatory prison term, and arrived at a contradictory verdict.<br/>
_____</p>

<p>And at her sentencing, Ra spoke of the role she believes race played in the jury’s decision.<br/>
______<br/>
“The prosecutor convinced the jury and judge that I lacked fear and that’s not true,” Ra said. “I was so afraid, especially for my toddler and mother. I don’t believe they could imagine a black woman being scared — only mad.”<br/>
____<br/>
Link to the full story is in my profile section or go here: <a href="https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars">https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2018/04/02/how-a-flawed-criminal-justice-system-put-a-pregnant-detroit-activist-behind-bars</a></p>
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<p>Let me get this straight. A liberal activist uses an unloaded gun that she kept in her car’s glove-box to back off another woman that is committing vehicular assault against her, her mother and her daughter. Yet because the other person gets to the cops first, Ra is automatically charged with the felony assault.</p>
<p>Now she is yelling ‘racism’ in a city that had black mayors for forty years and a majority black city council for 50 years and presently has a black police chief. Yet she was charged and convicted under the laws these very liberal black people set into place and the lack of any mention of the jury make-up (and considering Detroit’s racial demographics of over 70% black) I seriously doubt the jury was loaded up with white people.</p>
<p>But she condemns the NRA for being silent when she stored a gun in her car’s glove-box while a 2 yo played in the car showing a lack of common sense in gun ownership. But, no, it isn’t her poor gun handling/storing, it is the NRA is racist. But then the NRA didn’t defend me either when I defended myself in my own home against a mentally ill sibling who forced their way into my house and beat me with a pipe, and the reason the told me why is because I was not a card-carrying member.</p>
<p style="">Seems to me this liberal activist got exactly what she had voted for.</p>
<p>Stop yelling “racist!” and start voting conservative.<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I honestly think when your sibling beat you with the pipe, they beat the only 2 of your fucking IQ points out of your piece of shit brain because you honestly tried to conflate being a young black woman exercising both her first amendment and second amendment rights with being a criminal and tried to justify her unlawful imprisonment. Lets not even mention how you willfully ignored how they are neglecting to provide her INNOCENT, UNBORN CHILD with proper prenatal care, especially since she is a high risk pregnancy. But i guess you really don’t give two shits about that, right? You have no idea who she voted for, but I guess you really never learned the difference between inferring based on your own dumbass biases and actually confirming your findings. So do us all a favor and go back to huffing some car exhaust, would ya?</p></blockquote>

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Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards >be me mormonfag church boring as fuck not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for my family hate testimony week basically open mic day once a week at church people go up and are supposed to talk about how great god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they are and what vacation they went on last literally just a big dick measuring contest new family moves into ward pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself rather than see that happen. not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable as fuck downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as you'd think anyway testimony week comes around, dreading it first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot of people on his mission >am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie roar from across the room "TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie. no dick measuring with him around next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk about how much she loves her husband, and how he took the whole family on a trip to mexico recently Downie interrupts "TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!" lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially borderline gay for downie later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward ever we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it real we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be 6.5 kB JPG 33 min. ago. Anonymous | 44806137 cont next week, Downey takes it up a notclh mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but the talks can suuuuuuck worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk and they ramble for an hour and a half old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all about to go insane when downie stands up YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO lady wraps up we're all in fucking awe of this god among us anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out its fucking amazing >church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him >he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left. the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies. me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone downie asks if he can tell us a secret we say sure, you can tell us anything "Dah tole me wat to say all those times. >mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years because he knew it was helping him have friends. >mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius >mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel 1 REPLY Anon goes to church
Big Dick, Chill, and Church: ITT: Glorious Retards
 >be me
 mormonfag
 church boring as fuck
 not really that interested in going, its a cult, mostly do it for
 my family
 hate testimony week
 basically open mic day once a week at church
 people go up and are supposed to talk about how great
 god is or whatever, generally just talk about how great they
 are and what vacation they went on last
 literally just a big dick measuring contest
 new family moves into ward
 pretty unusual situation: single dad, downie kid. we learned
 way later that he accidentally got a girl pregnant, she
 wanted to abort downie, he said he'd raise the baby himself
 rather than see that happen.
 not sure if i agree with it, but gotta admit, that's honorable
 as fuck
 downies a good kid too, sweet as can be, not as dumb as
 you'd think
 anyway
 testimony week comes around, dreading it
 first guy goes up, starts talking about how he baptized a lot
 of people on his mission
 >am rolling my eyes in five dimensions when I heard downie
 roar from across the room
 "TEHTIMONEY WEEK IS FOHR TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
 room goes quiet, guy wraps up quickly, sits down
 people tell actual wholesome stuff, they fear the downie.
 no dick measuring with him around
 next week similar thing happens: woman goes up to talk
 about how much she loves her husband, and how he took
 the whole family on a trip to mexico recently
 Downie interrupts
 "TEHTIMONEY! WEEK! IS! FOHR! TEHTIMONEYS! NOE!"
 lady sits down, normal talking goes on, im officially
 borderline gay for downie
 later talking with my edgelord apostate friends, we all talk
 about how downie is the best thing to happen to this ward
 ever
 we find downie and thank him for keeping it real. his dad
 is super touched that we all stopped by, we all make sure
 to thank downie for his interruptions and tell him to keep it
 real
 we thought maybe his dad would be annoyed that we were
 encouraging this, but his dad was chill as could be
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 cont
 next week, Downey takes it up a notclh
 mormon services have two or three talks a servic, all done by volunteers, but
 the talks can suuuuuuck
 worst ones are when old people/newly returned missionaries are asked to talk
 and they ramble for an hour and a half
 old lady is going on and on about growing up in the great depression. we're all
 about to go insane when downie stands up
 YOU TAHK TOO LON, OTHER SPEACHERS NEED TO TAHK TOO
 lady wraps up
 we're all in fucking awe of this god among us
 anytime somebody rambles, or tries to humblebrag, downie calls them out
 its fucking amazing
 >church is still a cult but its actually kind of fun now with downie there
 me and my edgelord friends keep an eye on him, nobody fucks with our downie
 we get near the end of HS when downie has a heart attack
 we all visit him in the hospital. we fucking love him
 >he survived the heart attack, but he just may not have a whole lot of time left.
 the sunday, the dad announces that him and his son are going to be moving out
 of state. wants to show his son more of the world before he dies.
 me and my friends go to downies house to say goodbye, tell him we're going to
 miss him so much, testimoney week is going to turn back to shit with him gone
 downie asks if he can tell us a secret
 we say sure, you can tell us anything
 "Dah tole me wat to say all those times.
 >mfw his dad originally used his retarded son as a way to ignore social
 conventions and tell people to stfu, but wound up continuing to do it for years
 because he knew it was helping him have friends.
 >mfw when im not sure if his dad is an asshole or a genius
 >mfw I don't even care anymore, I still think fondly of that glorious downie
 bastard yelling at old ladies from the back of the chapel
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