Apparently my toothbrush got pregnant last night
Pregnant wife ordered cheese fries, this isn’t going to end well…
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Pregnant women: "Oh my god my baby is so gorgeus in the ultrasound!" The ultrasound:
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The unmitigated audacity
awesomesthesia: Very smart child
Make it a mega oof
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berree-dhone: invenblocker: wickedwonderlandd: I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.
My question is, why would you change the channel?
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laughoutloud-club: Confucius said
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Me irl
how is prangent formed
epicjohndoe: Seriously Periods, Why?
This is creativity.
I don’t know why I’m crying in the club rn
marvel-is-ruining-my-life: Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person
JUGHEAD?
Plot twist
blacktwittercomedy: Black Twitter Memes
No that’s the only way 👍
That’s what happens when you skip the trailers 🤷🏾♂️
Be thankful
This is awfull
Them old folks be knowing
pettycentral:
This is so wholesome
If you have sex you will get pregnant and die
How did she know about the acne? by YungSlungandHung MORE MEMES
How did she know about the acne?
When your girl is pregnant but you never had sex. And when your child is born, 3 random dudes, that you have never seen, show up with gif...