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Children, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomage:URINAL TRAINING POTTYFree Shipping on all orders!
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Old, Who, and Training: 12 48 here ashmere 48 My 2 year old who clearly isnt very thrilled about having to finally start the potty training process 😂
Old, Who, and Training: 12
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 here
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My 2 year old who clearly isnt very thrilled about having to finally start the potty training process 😂

My 2 year old who clearly isnt very thrilled about having to finally start the potty training process 😂

Help, Training, and This: This probably wont help with potty training.
Help, Training, and This: This probably wont help with potty training.

This probably wont help with potty training.

Help, Training, and This: This probably wont help with potty training.
Help, Training, and This: This probably wont help with potty training.

This probably wont help with potty training.

Animals, Bad, and Cars: 366 WTNT41 KNHC 102055 TCDAT1 Hurricane Florence Discussion Number 46 NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL 500 PM AST Mon Sep 10 2018 AL062018 Unfortunately, the models were right. Florence has rapidly intensifled into an extremely dangerous hurricane, with 30-second GOES-16 visible imagery showing well-defined eyewall mesovortices rotating inside of the eye. A NOAA Hurricane Hunter aircraft found peak SFMR winds of about 120 kt, with flight-level winds and dropsonde measurements also supporting that value for the initial wind speed estimate. Notably, the aircraft data also show the size of the hurricane-force winds has doubled in the past 12 hours thehmarie1089: your-reference-here: This is from the forecast discussion of Major Hurricane Florence from this afternoon. As a meteorologist, when I saw this, my heart sank. They don’t use wording like this for every storm. Florence is going to be a devastating. There will be huge amounts of flooding, both from inland rain and from costal storm surge. Winds are going to be some of the strongest you can get from a hurricane. People within the path of this storm could lose everything. If you know anyone who lives on the North or South Carolina coast, tell them that if there’s an evacuation ordered, they need to get the hell out. Do not take chances with this one. Reblogging again to add a list of things/essentials from a friend who lives on the NC coast and has weathered hurricanes and other bad weather: - toiletries (paper towels, toilet paper, baby wipes for “bathing” in case power water go out) - water, 1 gallon per person for at least 7 days (err on the side of caution if possible); more if you have animals!! - non perishable food items, if you get canned food make sure you have a can OPENER - pet food supplies, if you’re really worried about flooding it may be beneficial to get life vests for your pets, also find a way to put identification information on them! - batteries - flashlights - battery packs for cell phones charged up in case of loss of power - filled cars with gas filled gas can(s) - get all essentials like passports, important docs, and cherished items together ready to go - just in case, determine a way to get onto your roof safely - fill bathtubs with water so if water isn’t available you can refill the toilets to keep flushing and keep waste to a minimum - if you have dogs look up how to make a makeshift potty, you can use a hard baby pool and some sod potentially - check your prescriptions and get them refilled now if necessary - if you’re taking insulin and lose power, fill a separate cooler for your insulin than the one you would use for food. Insulin food If your place begins to flood get the hell OUT of the water!!! There is no telling if you have a live electrical charge in there! Do not cross any water you cannot see the bottom of the ground in. I’m serious. Read up on flash floods and common safety tips.
Animals, Bad, and Cars: 366
 WTNT41 KNHC 102055
 TCDAT1
 Hurricane Florence Discussion Number 46
 NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL
 500 PM AST Mon Sep 10 2018
 AL062018
 Unfortunately, the models were right. Florence has rapidly
 intensifled into an extremely dangerous hurricane, with 30-second
 GOES-16 visible imagery showing well-defined eyewall mesovortices
 rotating inside of the eye. A NOAA Hurricane Hunter aircraft found
 peak SFMR winds of about 120 kt, with flight-level winds and
 dropsonde measurements also supporting that value for the initial
 wind speed estimate. Notably, the aircraft data also show the size
 of the hurricane-force winds has doubled in the past 12 hours
thehmarie1089:
your-reference-here:

This is from the forecast discussion of Major Hurricane Florence from this afternoon. As a meteorologist, when I saw this, my heart sank. They don’t use wording like this for every storm.
Florence is going to be a devastating. There will be huge amounts of flooding, both from inland rain and from costal storm surge. Winds are going to be some of the strongest you can get from a hurricane. People within the path of this storm could lose everything.
If you know anyone who lives on the North or South Carolina coast, tell them that if there’s an evacuation ordered, they need to get the hell out. Do not take chances with this one.


Reblogging again to add a list of things/essentials from a friend who lives on the NC coast and has weathered hurricanes and other bad weather:

- toiletries (paper towels, toilet paper, baby wipes for “bathing” in case power  water go out)
- water, 1 gallon per person for at least 7 days (err on the side of caution if possible); more if you have animals!!
- non perishable food items, if you get canned food make sure you have a can OPENER
- pet food  supplies, if you’re really worried about flooding it may be beneficial to get life vests for your pets, also find a way to put identification information on them! 
- batteries
- flashlights
- battery packs for cell phones charged up in case of loss of power
- filled cars with gas  filled gas can(s)
- get all essentials like passports, important docs, and cherished items together  ready to go 
- just in case, determine a way to get onto your roof safely
- fill bathtubs with water so if water isn’t available you can refill the toilets to keep flushing and keep waste to a minimum
- if you have dogs look up how to make a makeshift potty, you can use a hard baby pool and some sod potentially 
- check your prescriptions and get them refilled now if necessary
- if you’re taking insulin and lose power, fill a separate cooler for your insulin than the one you would use for food. Insulin  food
If your place begins to flood get the hell OUT of the water!!! There is no telling if you have a live electrical charge in there! 
Do not cross any water you cannot see the bottom of the ground in. I’m serious. 
Read up on flash floods and common safety tips.

thehmarie1089: your-reference-here: This is from the forecast discussion of Major Hurricane Florence from this afternoon. As a meteorologis...

Memes, House, and 🤖: Throwback to when I first took a pee inside the house teehee 😅 (I’m a potty-trained doggo now don’t worry)
Memes, House, and 🤖: Throwback to when I first took a pee inside the house teehee 😅 (I’m a potty-trained doggo now don’t worry)

Throwback to when I first took a pee inside the house teehee 😅 (I’m a potty-trained doggo now don’t worry)

Being Alone, Charlie, and Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com Ava B My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home. Bwahahaha. She's hilarious. Like Comment 2 minutes ago 15 toddlers like this. 1 minute ago Like 3 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN 23 seconds ago Like 14 Write a comment... Kara G I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO! Like Comment 4 minutes ago 12 toddlers like this Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis! 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2 Write a comment... Owen G Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy. What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name? Like Comment 10 minutes ago 21 toddlers like this. Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name. 9 minutes ago Like 5 Thomas L Mine too! 5 minutes ago Like. Write a comment... Lee P My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly. Like Comment 18 minutes ago 34 toddlers like this. Martin D So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go. Psht. Diapers for life, yo. Like Comment 30 minutes ago 47 toddlers like this. Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months. 22 minutes ago Like Charlie G UNLIKE 15 minutes ago Like 32 Write a comment.. KortneyA I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home. Like Comment 34 minutes ago 16 toddlers like this. Cassie S Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone Like Comment 45 minutes ago 1 toddler likes this. Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm. 44 minutes ago Write a comment... Shelley B It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready. Like Comment 48 minutes ago 33 toddlers like this. Lucas N Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm ready to eat my dinner Like Comment 1 hour ago 10 toddlers like this. Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES. 50 minutes ago Like 1 Write a comment... Nikki S Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit. Like Comment 1 hour ago 44 toddlers like this. Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!! 54 minutes ago Like 4 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off 24 minutes ago Like- 23 Write a comment... MOMMYSHORTS.com you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook
Being Alone, Charlie, and Facebook: toddler facebook from MOMMYSHORTS.com
 Ava B
 My mom thinks I'm going down for a nap when we get home.
 Bwahahaha. She's hilarious.
 Like Comment 2 minutes ago
 15 toddlers like this.
 1 minute ago Like 3
 Luke A FYI- I convinced my mom I don't need a nap. Now she lets
 me watch TV every afternoon because SHE needs a break! WIN
 23 seconds ago Like 14
 Write a comment...
 Kara G
 I pooped in the bath tub while taking a bath last night and my mom
 had to scoop it up with a cup and flush it down the toilet. LMAO!
 Like Comment 4 minutes ago
 12 toddlers like this
 Lila G I hope it wasn't one of my sippy cups, sis!
 3 minutes ago via mobile Like s 2
 Write a comment...
 Owen G
 Forgot the teacher's name at Gymboree today so called her Mommy.
 What's the big deal? Isn't that every woman's name?
 Like Comment 10 minutes ago
 21 toddlers like this.
 Gillian H It's the woman in my house's name.
 9 minutes ago Like 5
 Thomas L Mine too!
 5 minutes ago Like.
 Write a comment...
 Lee P
 My cat really looks like it needs it's tail pulled. Repeatedly.
 Like Comment 18 minutes ago
 34 toddlers like this.
 Martin D
 So, here's the thing. I totally know how to use the potty. But Mommy
 keeps giving me treats if I make it seem like a surprise when I go.
 Psht. Diapers for life, yo.
 Like Comment 30 minutes ago
 47 toddlers like this.
 Hannah W I stopped using diapers at 15 months.
 22 minutes ago Like
 Charlie G UNLIKE
 15 minutes ago Like 32
 Write a comment..
 KortneyA
 I opened all of my mom's tampons today and watched them expand in
 the toilet. It was awesome. You should all try this at home.
 Like Comment 34 minutes ago
 16 toddlers like this.
 Cassie S
 Why did mommy walk into the laundry room?! Oh no, I don't think
 she's ever coming back! I'm going to be in the living room alone
 Like Comment 45 minutes ago
 1 toddler likes this.
 Thomas L UPDATE: She came back. Sorry for the false alarm.
 44 minutes ago
 Write a comment...
 Shelley B
 It's fun to ask for "no bubbles" once my bubble bath is ready.
 Like Comment 48 minutes ago
 33 toddlers like this.
 Lucas N
 Is it bedtime yet? Because that's the time I like to announce I'm
 ready to eat my dinner
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 10 toddlers like this.
 Mark T I'm about to pretend I need to poop on the potty so... YES.
 50 minutes ago Like 1
 Write a comment...
 Nikki S
 Watch, I'm gonna ask for a red popsicle and when mom gives it to
 me, I'm going to scream 'I SAID PURPLE' and have a fit.
 Like Comment 1 hour ago
 44 toddlers like this.
 Ella B Ha. I tried that yesterday with the blue sippy cup
 instead of the green one. SO MUCH FUN!!!!
 54 minutes ago Like 4
 Daniel N LOL. Moms are so easy to piss off
 24 minutes ago Like- 23
 Write a comment...
 MOMMYSHORTS.com
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

srsfunny:If Toddlers Could Actually Post On Facebook

Lost, Break, and Back: I took a potty break and came back to realize it looks like Im doing some kind of seance to make contact with the lost socks
Lost, Break, and Back: I took a potty break and came back to realize it looks like Im doing some kind of seance to make contact with the lost socks

I took a potty break and came back to realize it looks like Im doing some kind of seance to make contact with the lost socks

Christmas, Girls, and Summer: summer infant TTo RID MY SIZE POTTY My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.
Christmas, Girls, and Summer: summer
 infant
 TTo RID
 MY SIZE POTTY
My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.

My brother-in-law, who has 2 girls, taking in the aftermath of Christmas morning, wearing a Yeti Onesie that they picked out for him.