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posterization: Anonymous 6 hours ago No.75135780 >>75136275 >>75141007 75133738 I think that you need to put fall into perspective with the other seasons to fully understand why it's the best time of the year. Winter has always seemed claustrophobic to me, while I love to walk around my town late at night when it's snowing. most of the time people stay indoors to avoid the cold. Summer where I live is always blistering hot, and while days spent at the beach are fun, it's always dreadful to walk home from work, lugging a briefcase and sweating through my shirt. It's just too tense, the heat makes people high strung and angry. Spring. personally my least favorite season, is always too muddy. The snow gradually melts and the rest of the season is rainy and humid Fall is the perfect season for a lot of reasons, as another poster mentioned, its quite nostalgic because of past experiences, family gatherings and whatnot. I think there's a lot more to autumn though, it's the time of the year that we dig out our sweaters and observe the world changing before our eyes. The leaves die and paint the landscape in hues of brown, yellow and purple. The change in temperature from unbearable heat to chilly. frost brushed mornings and temperate days is utter bliss. I don't think l even have the words to describe the smell, you all know what I'm talking about, that aroma of the trees shedding their leaves and neighbors having bonfires at night with their closest friends. All of my fondest memories are from the fall, one that comes to mind was a filming a short film for a course in college. I was filming a timelapse of the sunset and I decided to go out to a forest preserve and film it through the trees. I set up the camera and let it do the work for me while I lay in my hammock, wrapped up in some blankets, smoking cigarrettes one after another. I can't even recall a more perfect dusk. Fall is just such a beautiful season.
 posterization: Anonymous 6 hours ago No.75135780 >>75136275 >>75141007
 75133738
 I think that you need to put fall into perspective with the other seasons to fully understand why it's the best time of the year. Winter has always seemed claustrophobic to me, while
 I love to walk around my town late at night when it's snowing. most of the time people stay indoors to avoid the cold. Summer where I live is always blistering hot, and while days
 spent at the beach are fun, it's always dreadful to walk home from work, lugging a briefcase and sweating through my shirt. It's just too tense, the heat makes people high strung
 and angry. Spring. personally my least favorite season, is always too muddy. The snow gradually melts and the rest of the season is rainy and humid
 Fall is the perfect season for a lot of reasons, as another poster mentioned, its quite nostalgic because of past experiences, family gatherings and whatnot. I think there's a lot
 more to autumn though, it's the time of the year that we dig out our sweaters and observe the world changing before our eyes. The leaves die and paint the landscape in hues of
 brown, yellow and purple. The change in temperature from unbearable heat to chilly. frost brushed mornings and temperate days is utter bliss. I don't think l even have the words
 to describe the smell, you all know what I'm talking about, that aroma of the trees shedding their leaves and neighbors having bonfires at night with their closest friends. All of my
 fondest memories are from the fall, one that comes to mind was a filming a short film for a course in college. I was filming a timelapse of the sunset and I decided to go out to a
 forest preserve and film it through the trees. I set up the camera and let it do the work for me while I lay in my hammock, wrapped up in some blankets, smoking cigarrettes one
 after another. I can't even recall a more perfect dusk. Fall is just such a beautiful season.
posterization: CL inland empire > jobs> web/html/info design post account 2 Posted 11 days ago print MARKETING ASSISTANT MURRIETA) 囟 MARKETING ASSISTANT compensation: $14-$15+PLUS BONUSES This position requires an experienced marketer who is experienced in: Operations and marketing on the internet, e-commerce, social media, websites employment type: full-time YOUR NUMBER ONE OBJECTIVE WILL BE TO DRIVE REVENUE USING EVERY EFFECTIVE MARKETING TACTICS AND OR STRATEGIES The skill sets needed include creativity, perception, insight, in addition to basic marketing and internet product launches. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX.. We are a growing dynamic company that specializes in health and nutrition worldwide Responsibilities Knowledge of e-commerce marketing and keyword relevance to items sold (eBay, Amazon, online shopping channels) Solid understanding of how each social media channel works and how to optimize content so that it is engaging on those channels. to attract and interact with targeted virtual communities and networks users. Attract and interact with targeted virtual communities and networks users Upload and price items, update pricing as price changes occur Processes customer transactions promptly and accurately Maintains work area appearance at all times for cleanliness and organization. Internet and Marketing support Marketing utilizing internet and technology and social media/networking Other miscellaneous administration tasks as assigned Website management, Internet Campaigns, Google Ad Words, Facebook Ads Creating / managing advertising on social media Twitter and Instagram feeds Multiple social media feeds, Video Editing Social marketing strategies and c Guiding the design of opt-in and landing pages, writing content and uploading them Experience with Photoshop a PLUS!! Shooting, cropping, and optimizing product images for use on the web Customer Care Management Responsible for Media Market Research, overseeing social media campaigns and will be responsible for media materials. Assisting Company with new launches ampaigns Basic Skills/Qualifications Proven working experience in social media marketing or as a digital media specialist. Proficient in Microsoft Office and social media Strong working knowledge of creative programs such as InDesign and Excellent writing and grammar skills Ability to prioeasks and deadlines Ability to work independently and to work collaboratively in a team environment Strong knowledge of mainstream social media platforms, including Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram. Strong knowledge with the major online Review apps, including Yelp, Google, etc. Ability to write professional, accurate and positive posts, blogs and review responses Excellent interpersonal, oral, and written communication skills, excellent customer service skills The willingness and desire to learn and help develop new systems. Required Skills Expertise in Adobe Creative Suite (Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign) preferred Expertise in HTMLS, CSS, XML, PHP, JavaScript, Ajax preferred Experience with development on a web CMS platform (Wordpress preferred) Understanding of Mobile Design & Responsive Development preferred Proficient with Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook) Experience with Magento preferred Social Media Marketing Experience a plus Videography and Video Editing a plus Blog and Writing Experience a plus Educational Qualifications Associates or Bachelor's Degree in Marketing, Business, Communications, preferred. Knowledge and experience Knowledge of computer entry programs are required to facilitate the above Understanding of Shipping Familiar with Strong knowledge of mainstream social media platforms, including Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram. for all of the above is necessary cri teria evaluation for this position. and Receiving processes pref processes s for e-commerce sales preferred. Benefits 40% Off Employee Discounts Monthly Complimentary lunches provided by Company .Year-End Bonuses Holiday Bonuses / Birthday Bonuses Health insurance Rest Lounge sation This position is full time, we offer ABOVE AVERAGE HOURLY PLUS COMMISSION, BONUSES AND HEALTH INSURANCE. We are seeking an individual with strong leadership skills and the ability to work independently. Our company offers a professional positive atmosphere with multiple opportunities for growth. To Apply: Please email your resume along with samples of your work. Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. . do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers post id: 6283082527 posted: 11 days ago updated: 11 days ago email to friengd best of ©craigslist help safety privacy feedback cljobs terms about mobile
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 MARKETING ASSISTANT MURRIETA)
 囟
 MARKETING ASSISTANT
 compensation: $14-$15+PLUS
 BONUSES
 This position requires an experienced marketer who is experienced in:
 Operations and marketing on the internet, e-commerce, social media, websites
 employment type: full-time
 YOUR NUMBER ONE OBJECTIVE WILL BE TO DRIVE REVENUE USING EVERY
 EFFECTIVE MARKETING TACTICS AND OR STRATEGIES
 The skill sets needed include creativity, perception, insight, in addition to basic marketing and internet product launches. THINK OUTSIDE THE
 BOX..
 We are a growing dynamic company that specializes in health and nutrition worldwide
 Responsibilities
 Knowledge of e-commerce marketing and keyword relevance to items sold (eBay, Amazon, online shopping channels)
 Solid understanding of how each social media channel works and how to optimize content so that it is engaging on those
 channels. to attract and interact with targeted virtual communities and networks users.
 Attract and interact with targeted virtual communities and networks users
 Upload and price items, update pricing as price changes occur
 Processes customer transactions promptly and accurately
 Maintains work area appearance at all times for cleanliness and organization.
 Internet and Marketing support
 Marketing utilizing internet and technology and social media/networking
 Other miscellaneous administration tasks as assigned
 Website management, Internet Campaigns, Google Ad Words, Facebook Ads
 Creating / managing advertising on social media
 Twitter and Instagram feeds
 Multiple social media feeds, Video Editing
 Social marketing strategies and c
 Guiding the design of opt-in and landing pages, writing content and uploading them
 Experience with Photoshop a PLUS!!
 Shooting, cropping, and optimizing product images for use on the web
 Customer Care Management
 Responsible for Media Market Research, overseeing social media campaigns and will be responsible for media materials.
 Assisting Company with new launches
 ampaigns
 Basic Skills/Qualifications
 Proven working experience in social media marketing or as a digital media specialist.
 Proficient in Microsoft Office and social media
 Strong working knowledge of creative programs such as InDesign and
 Excellent writing and grammar skills
 Ability to prioeasks and deadlines
 Ability to work independently and to work collaboratively in a team environment
 Strong knowledge of mainstream social media platforms, including Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram.
 Strong knowledge with the major online Review apps, including Yelp, Google, etc.
 Ability to write professional, accurate and positive posts, blogs and review responses
 Excellent interpersonal, oral, and written communication skills, excellent customer service skills
 The willingness and desire to learn and help develop new systems.
 Required Skills
 Expertise in Adobe Creative Suite (Dreamweaver, Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign) preferred
 Expertise in HTMLS, CSS, XML, PHP, JavaScript, Ajax preferred
 Experience with development on a web CMS platform (Wordpress preferred)
 Understanding of Mobile Design & Responsive Development preferred
 Proficient with Microsoft Office Suite (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook)
 Experience with Magento preferred
 Social Media Marketing Experience a plus
 Videography and Video Editing a plus
 Blog and Writing Experience a plus
 Educational Qualifications
 Associates or Bachelor's Degree in Marketing, Business, Communications, preferred.
 Knowledge and experience
 Knowledge of computer entry programs are required to facilitate the above
 Understanding of Shipping
 Familiar with
 Strong knowledge of mainstream social media platforms, including Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and Instagram.
 for all of the above is necessary cri
 teria evaluation for this position.
 and Receiving processes pref
 processes
 s for e-commerce sales preferred.
 Benefits
 40% Off Employee Discounts
 Monthly Complimentary lunches provided by Company
 .Year-End Bonuses Holiday Bonuses / Birthday Bonuses
 Health insurance
 Rest Lounge
 sation
 This position is full time, we offer ABOVE AVERAGE HOURLY PLUS COMMISSION, BONUSES AND HEALTH
 INSURANCE. We are seeking an individual with strong leadership skills and the ability to work independently. Our company
 offers a professional positive atmosphere with multiple opportunities for growth.
 To Apply:
 Please email your resume along with samples of your work.
 Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
 . do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
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posterization: NGL Not Gonna Lie MRW My Reaction When. Alternative: YRW (Your Reaction When) MFW My Face When. Alternative: YFW (Your Face When). Sort of the same as MRW TIL Today I Learned. Alternative: YIL (Yesterday I Learned) tl;dr too long, didn't read. Also, if someone ever says "teal deer" (usually used in RP communities), this is what they mean. NSFW Not Safe For Work (nudity or sex) OP Original Poster SMH Shaking My Head FTW For The Win. Alternative: FTL (For The Loss) OC Original Content doesn't matter, had sex inb4 In Before DAE Does Anyone Else SBBQ Sex Barbecue. From what I gather, this is used as a facetious suggestion to a teenage pastime, which came from a bogus article on what kids are "really" texting. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/OpWh3 #SOCKS Apparently, if you spell out s-o-c-k-s, it sounds like a Spanish phrase, "Eso si que es", which can be taken as "It is what it is". It's used instead of YOLO. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/WYKH3nt TBT Truth Be Told. Alternative: TBH (To Be Honest) and TTYTT (To Tell You The Truth) NSFB Not Safe For Breakfast/Bedtime (particularly disturbing or gross) NSFL Not Safe For Life/Lunch (the seriously disturbing crap that no one should be subjected to ever) Good Game/Good Going. Good Game is used a lot in online online games, whereas Good Going is more universal. Either statement can be used genuinely or sarcastically, depending on the situation IMO In My Opinion. Alternative: IMHO (In y Honest/Humble Opinion) OMD Oh My Damn AFAIK As Far As I Know. Alternatives: AFAIR (As Far As I Recall/Remember) and AFAIC (As Far As I'm Concerned or As Far As I Care) NBD No Big Deal IIRC If I Recall Correctly IKR? I know, right? FIFY Fixed It For You. Alternative: FTFY (Fixed That For You) A false statistic, sort of like "9/10 dentists choose Crest". "10/10 would cuddle." is a popular one for cute things. Depicted: 10/10 would get eaten by the Ski Free monster IDK I Don't Know BAMF Badass Motherfucker IRL In Real Life TMYK The More You Know YMMV Your Mileage May Vary. Usually used when something may contain objectionable material that some can handle better than others CSB Cool Story Bro HIFW How I Feel When. FFS For Fuck's Sake
 posterization: NGL
 Not Gonna Lie
 MRW
 My Reaction When. Alternative: YRW (Your Reaction When)
 MFW
 My Face When. Alternative: YFW (Your Face When). Sort of the same as MRW
 TIL
 Today I Learned. Alternative: YIL (Yesterday I Learned)
 tl;dr
 too long, didn't read. Also, if someone ever says "teal deer" (usually used in RP communities), this is
 what they mean.
 NSFW
 Not Safe For Work (nudity or sex)
 OP
 Original Poster
 SMH
 Shaking My Head
 FTW
 For The Win. Alternative: FTL (For The Loss)
 OC
 Original Content
 doesn't matter, had sex
 inb4
 In Before
 DAE
 Does Anyone Else
 SBBQ
 Sex Barbecue. From what I gather, this is used as a facetious suggestion to a teenage pastime, which
 came from a bogus article on what kids are "really" texting. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/OpWh3
 #SOCKS
 Apparently, if you spell out s-o-c-k-s, it sounds like a Spanish phrase, "Eso si que es", which can be
 taken as "It is what it is". It's used instead of YOLO. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/WYKH3nt
 TBT
 Truth Be Told. Alternative: TBH (To Be Honest) and TTYTT (To Tell You The Truth)
 NSFB
 Not Safe For Breakfast/Bedtime (particularly disturbing or gross)
 NSFL
 Not Safe For Life/Lunch (the seriously disturbing crap that no one should be subjected to ever)
 Good Game/Good Going. Good Game is used a lot in online online games, whereas Good Going is
 more universal. Either statement can be used genuinely or sarcastically, depending on the situation
 IMO
 In My Opinion. Alternative: IMHO (In y Honest/Humble Opinion)
 OMD
 Oh My Damn
 AFAIK
 As Far As I Know. Alternatives: AFAIR (As Far As I Recall/Remember) and AFAIC (As Far As I'm
 Concerned or As Far As I Care)
 NBD
 No Big Deal
 IIRC
 If I Recall Correctly
 IKR?
 I know, right?
 FIFY
 Fixed It For You. Alternative: FTFY (Fixed That For You)
 A false statistic, sort of like "9/10 dentists choose Crest". "10/10 would cuddle." is a popular one for
 cute things. Depicted: 10/10 would get eaten by the Ski Free monster
 IDK
 I Don't Know
 BAMF
 Badass Motherfucker
 IRL
 In Real Life
 TMYK
 The More You Know
 YMMV
 Your Mileage May Vary. Usually used when something may contain objectionable material that some
 can handle better than others
 CSB
 Cool Story Bro
 HIFW
 How I Feel When.
 FFS
 For Fuck's Sake
posterization: ATHEMETAPICTURE.COM WHOSE BUTT IS THIS? I thought it was Jeremy Renner's then someone else posted it as Tom Hiddleston's and I just saw that it belonged to Jensen?? EXPLAIN I AM IN THE SPN FANDOM I KNOW THAT ASS I KNOW THAT BLACK WATCH THAT IS JENSEN ACKLES BOOTY ghurl thats tom hiddlestons butt same plain black shirt and watch that my good friend, is jensen's ass good day I did a thing to help us BUTT FOUND Owner of the butt please report to Tumbir or call the number 0-800-OH-MY-FEELS it's Josh Hutcherson's butt... its my butt OKAY UPDATE: I searched google by uploading the image and all the results were tied between JENSEN ACKLES AND JEREMY RENNER And almost every single one of the articles said they're weren't sure who's butt it actually is. The people that say it's jeremy's said they're pretty sure it's not his, and even the jensen ackle's people cant say for sure either There is no original poster i could not find a full picture. We have nothing to go on except the evidence before our eyes A THEMETAPICTURE.COM Ladies and gentleman, before me are two pictures. Only one of these is the mystery butt. look at the watch though it's totally Ackles booty If you actually pay attention to the rest of the body, you'll see that Renner's arms are more muscular and have a vein popping out. ensen's elbows are softer and his arms are thinner, making the booty in the picture actually the property of Jensen Ackles You're welcome. Love, the Sherlock Fandom. Only on tumbir will you find 3000+ people having a conversation about which middle man does this arse belong to for iFunny iunny.co
 posterization: ATHEMETAPICTURE.COM
 WHOSE BUTT IS THIS?
 I thought it was Jeremy
 Renner's then someone else
 posted it as Tom Hiddleston's
 and I just saw that it belonged
 to Jensen?? EXPLAIN
 I AM IN THE SPN FANDOM
 I KNOW THAT ASS
 I KNOW THAT BLACK WATCH
 THAT IS JENSEN ACKLES BOOTY
 ghurl thats tom hiddlestons butt
 same plain black shirt and watch
 that my good friend, is jensen's ass
 good day
 I did a thing to help us
 BUTT FOUND
 Owner of the butt please report
 to Tumbir or call the number
 0-800-OH-MY-FEELS
 it's Josh Hutcherson's butt...
 its my butt
 OKAY UPDATE:
 I searched google by uploading the image and all the results
 were tied between JENSEN ACKLES AND JEREMY RENNER
 And almost every single one of the articles said they're
 weren't sure who's butt it actually is.
 The people that say it's jeremy's said they're pretty sure it's
 not his, and even the jensen ackle's people cant say for
 sure either
 There is no original poster i could not find a full picture.
 We have nothing to go on except the evidence before our
 eyes
 A THEMETAPICTURE.COM
 Ladies and gentleman, before me are two pictures. Only one
 of these is the mystery butt.
 look at the watch though it's totally Ackles booty
 If you actually pay attention to the rest of the body, you'll see that
 Renner's arms are more muscular and have a vein popping out.
 ensen's elbows are softer and his arms are thinner, making the
 booty in the picture actually the property of Jensen Ackles
 You're welcome.
 Love, the Sherlock Fandom.
 Only on tumbir will you find 3000+ people having a conversation about
 which middle
 man does this arse belong to
 for iFunny
 iunny.co
posterization: d Posted about 7 hours ago re print prev A next ☆ Looking to hire a well qualified Computer/Physics/Electrical Scientist (Southside) Looking to hire a well qualified Computer Physics/Electrical Scientist with the following qualifications + You will be hired based on the way you look and will be racially discriminated against. + I'll make sure to make it personal, so that you and all your friends and family are opened to attack. + You and All your friends and family will be totally and completely under my control in every aspect including but not limited to financially. I will have the power to cut your friends up and blame it on you and cut your pay in half as I am looking forward to do + Any nice gesture towards me I can hide from and any real work you do will be irrelevant and continue using you as the person to go to for all things to blam + Your compensation will be as I see fit and i ill be personal. + You will be under my control for the rest of your life + I get to racially discriminate against you because of my strong religious beliefs + I will send the police against you to arrest you on a crime you do not commit. +You are a dime a dozen. + I get to blame you for all that errors in my company. + You will be told when to work and when not to work and be blamed for not working e for all people in my company. and send you to be locked up in a lockbox that I get to make fun of. I will label you as crazy +I will mock you and make fun of every attempt at work you try and will still blame you for EVERYTHING that is wrong in the world + You will be sexually deprived and I will make fun of you because I get to and am superior to you. + I will make fun of you while I cut off all your friends and say No Friends + I will make you the next Hitler and blame World War III on you. + I will make you depressed, paranoid, anxious, and the one and only person who has to absorb All People's Negativity + You will be Extremely isolated while I watch your every move and Everyone will direct their negativity towards you. +I will provoke you with all kinds of negativity including legal and illegal drugs and gasses compensation: competitive employment type: full-time These are just some of the many actions you will be responsible for , anyone interested may reply to me and I will judge you Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
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 ☆ Looking to hire a well qualified Computer/Physics/Electrical Scientist (Southside)
 Looking to hire a well qualified Computer Physics/Electrical Scientist with the following
 qualifications
 + You will be hired based on the way you look and will be racially discriminated against.
 + I'll make sure to make it personal, so that you and all your friends and family are opened to attack.
 + You and All your friends and family will be totally and completely under my control in every aspect
 including but not limited to financially.
 I will have the power to cut your friends up and blame it on you and cut your pay in half as I am
 looking forward to do
 + Any nice gesture towards me I can hide from and any real work you do will be irrelevant and
 continue using you as the person to go to for all things to blam
 + Your compensation will be as I see fit and i ill be personal.
 + You will be under my control for the rest of your life
 + I get to racially discriminate against you because of my strong religious beliefs
 + I will send the police against you to arrest you on a crime you do not commit.
 +You are a dime a dozen.
 + I get to blame you for all that errors in my company.
 + You will be told when to work and when not to work and be blamed for not working
 e for all people in my company.
 and send you to be locked up in a lockbox that I get to make fun of.
 I will label you as crazy
 +I will mock you and make fun of every attempt at work you try and will still blame you for
 EVERYTHING that is wrong in the world
 + You will be sexually deprived and I will make fun of you because I get to and am superior to you.
 + I will make fun of you while I cut off all your friends and say No Friends
 + I will make you the next Hitler and blame World War III on you.
 + I will make you depressed, paranoid, anxious, and the one and only person who has to absorb All People's Negativity
 + You will be Extremely isolated while I watch your every move and Everyone will direct their negativity towards you.
 +I will provoke you with all kinds of negativity including legal and illegal drugs and gasses
 compensation: competitive
 employment type: full-time
 These are just some of the many actions you will be responsible for
 , anyone interested may reply to me and I will judge you
 Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster
 do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
posterization: Yeah, first AMD and now Qualcomm, Intel is gonna have a run for their money permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Both of those companies are even worse than Intel. They both shit all over open source permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Haha good one. You realize AMD created Vulkan? When was the last time Intel released ANYTHING open source? Intel is the epitome of anti consumer greed. I seriously recommend you go look up their history. They're single handedly responsible for setting the tech industry back years, just so they could make a few more dollars by not having to compete. Qualcomm may not be the greatest, but they aren't even remotely as bad as Intel. And AMD is positively saintly by comparison permalink embed save parent report give gold reply You realize AMD created Vulkan? No, they didn't. Khronos group did AMD did contribute, but they didn't create. See below for further details and sources permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply AMD donated the entire Mantle source for vulkan. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Yup And I donated clothes to Salvation Army. Did I just clothe the entire nation, or did I contribute? Sources were in the conversation following my post. AMD was a contributor. They did not CREATE Vulkan as the prior poster claimed permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply And you said they were anti open source. Which is kind of the opposite of donating an entire proprietary API. I'm not sure you really grasp how hard it is to make things like Mantle. APIs take years to develop and cost millions of dollars If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy permalink embed save parent report give gold reply continue this thread → And you said they were anti open source. Which is kind of the opposite of donating an entire proprietary API. I'm not sure you really grasp how hard it is to make things like Mantle. APIs take years to develop and cost millions of dollars. If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy permalink embed save parent report give gold reply And you said they were anti open source. Link to where I said this, please :) If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy Not the same as single highhandedly creating it. You're wrong. Man up and admit it. You're also confused, as evidenced by you mixing me up with another poster permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply Battlefield 4, DOTA 2, DOOM 2016, Star Citizen, Mad Max, CSGO, need I go on? Regardless, the poster above was claiming that AMD is anti open source. Which is clearly false considering their work on an open source API used by so many high profile games. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply The poster above was claiming that AMD is anti open source. Nope. I never said it. You're confusing me with someone else, still. EDIT: Your reply to me accusing me of saying it - https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/6yaaop/exclusive_there_will_not_be_a_qualcomm_snapdragon/dmme ba/ The actual poster who said it https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/6yaaop/exclusive_there_will_not_be_a_qualcomm_snapdragon/dmm5 vd/ permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply They both shit all over open source That's the guy I'm replying too. I don't know who you are permalink embed save parent report give gold reply continue this thread They both shit all over open source That's the guy I'm replying too. I don't know who you are permalink embed save parent report give gold reply That's a quote, now link to the post where that was said. And while you're at it, look at the poster's user name. It's not me) It's one thing to make an honest mistake. It's another to realize you're wrong, and double down. I'm archiving this :) permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply Did you read my comment? Edit: also it's kind of sad the lengths you're going regarding who said what. I don't care what you said. I'm explaining why AMD is not "shitting all over open source". What you're doing here is called an ad hominem attack, where you attack the person making the argument rather than the argument itself, and is usually done when you don't have an actual rebuttal (as appears to be the case here). permalink embed save parent report give gold reply While fighting multiple arguments, user confuses me with someone else...then doubles down on stupid...
 posterization: Yeah, first AMD and now Qualcomm, Intel is gonna have a run for their money
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 Both of those companies are even worse than Intel. They both shit all over open source
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 Haha good one. You realize AMD created Vulkan? When was the last time Intel released ANYTHING open source? Intel
 is the epitome of anti consumer greed. I seriously recommend you go look up their history. They're single handedly
 responsible for setting the tech industry back years, just so they could make a few more dollars by not having to
 compete. Qualcomm may not be the greatest, but they aren't even remotely as bad as Intel. And AMD is positively
 saintly by comparison
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 You realize AMD created Vulkan?
 No, they didn't. Khronos group did
 AMD did contribute, but they didn't create. See below for further details and sources
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 AMD donated the entire Mantle source for vulkan.
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 Yup
 And I donated clothes to Salvation Army. Did I just clothe the entire nation, or did I contribute?
 Sources were in the conversation following my post. AMD was a contributor. They did not CREATE Vulkan as the prior
 poster claimed
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 And you said they were anti open source. Which is kind of the opposite of donating an entire proprietary API. I'm not
 sure you really grasp how hard it is to make things like Mantle. APIs take years to develop and cost millions of dollars
 If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 continue this thread →

 And you said they were anti open source. Which is kind of the opposite of donating an entire proprietary API. I'm not
 sure you really grasp how hard it is to make things like Mantle. APIs take years to develop and cost millions of dollars.
 If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 And you said they were anti open source.
 Link to where I said this, please :)
 If you had donated a million dollars worth of clothes to the Salvation Army then yes that would be noteworthy
 Not the same as single highhandedly creating it. You're wrong. Man up and admit it.
 You're also confused, as evidenced by you mixing me up with another poster
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 Battlefield 4, DOTA 2, DOOM 2016, Star Citizen, Mad Max, CSGO, need I go on? Regardless, the poster above was
 claiming that AMD is anti open source. Which is clearly false considering their work on an open source API used by so
 many high profile games.
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 The poster above was claiming that AMD is anti open source.
 Nope. I never said it. You're confusing me with someone else, still.
 EDIT: Your reply to me accusing me of saying it -
 https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/6yaaop/exclusive_there_will_not_be_a_qualcomm_snapdragon/dmme
 ba/
 The actual poster who said it
 https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/6yaaop/exclusive_there_will_not_be_a_qualcomm_snapdragon/dmm5
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 They both shit all over open source
 That's the guy I'm replying too. I don't know who you are
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 They both shit all over open source
 That's the guy I'm replying too. I don't know who you are
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 That's a quote, now link to the post where that was said.
 And while you're at it, look at the poster's user name. It's not me)
 It's one thing to make an honest mistake. It's another to realize you're wrong, and double down. I'm archiving this :)
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 Did you read my comment?
 Edit: also it's kind of sad the lengths you're going regarding who said what. I don't care what you said. I'm explaining
 why AMD is not "shitting all over open source". What you're doing here is called an ad hominem attack, where you
 attack the person making the argument rather than the argument itself, and is usually done when you don't have an
 actual rebuttal (as appears to be the case here).
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While fighting multiple arguments, user confuses me with someone else...then doubles down on stupid...

While fighting multiple arguments, user confuses me with someone else...then doubles down on stupid...

posterization: Proof: http://i.imgur.com/3vZVpww.jpg11 there is LOADS of cards that is photoshopped. if it was accurate damages on them, However you flip them, they whould NOT look like that. Some of the backgrounds are also the same one slightly manipulated. Look for the one with the Blue "square" on yellow background. then look at all of them. do you seriously think there is SO MANY unique colour variations of the same picture? Same type of card? Bottom Right card quality. Back is pristine, Front is heavily worn. There is loads of examples of this if you care to look There is no 2 of Spades or 9 of Clubs. OP Response: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfjai/(2) My Response, challangeing him to making a new correct "poster": https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfsw9/(3) OP will fix t!: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfy8y/(4) permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments [S] 124 points 2 hours ago Here is another view of the cards! http://imgur.com/a/IAt9T permalink source embed save save-RES parent report give gold reply hide child comments [-] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) Great! Now remake the "poster" image correctly, with no stupid errors, and i will take my post back. you only need the complete deck with the 52 cards, pick the ones you like the most if you have multiple then do it correctly, do not mix them up. Do not vertical flip them, don't make stupid mistakes. If you produce a good enough image, you can actually sell it for real. (remember to watermark well) I might actually buy one Good luck User accuses OP on r/pics of photoshopping, OP responds with proof. The same user then starts making demands
 posterization: Proof: http://i.imgur.com/3vZVpww.jpg11
 there is LOADS of cards that is photoshopped. if it was accurate damages on them, However you flip them, they
 whould NOT look like that.
 Some of the backgrounds are also the same one slightly manipulated. Look for the one with the Blue "square"
 on yellow background. then look at all of them. do you seriously think there is SO MANY unique colour variations
 of the same picture? Same type of card?
 Bottom Right card quality. Back is pristine, Front is heavily worn. There is loads of examples of this if you care to
 look
 There is no 2 of Spades or 9 of Clubs.
 OP Response:
 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfjai/(2)
 My Response, challangeing him to making a new correct "poster":
 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfsw9/(3)
 OP will fix t!:
 https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6y7g4t/after_5_years_i_finally_completed_a_full_playing/dmlfy8y/(4)
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 Here is another view of the cards! http://imgur.com/a/IAt9T
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 [-] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
 Great!
 Now remake the "poster" image correctly, with no stupid errors, and i will take my post back.
 you only need the complete deck with the 52 cards, pick the ones you like the most if you have multiple
 then do it correctly, do not mix them up. Do not vertical flip them, don't make stupid mistakes.
 If you produce a good enough image, you can actually sell it for real. (remember to watermark well) I might
 actually buy one
 Good luck
User accuses OP on r/pics of photoshopping, OP responds with proof. The same user then starts making demands

User accuses OP on r/pics of photoshopping, OP responds with proof. The same user then starts making demands

posterization: For Hire: Karate Lawyer Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have launched this town's first karate-based law firm. While many lawyers win cases with knowledge of the law and clever legal arguments, I intend to win mine with karate. Here are some of the services I provide Taking out corrupt judges with karate Using karate to defeat prosecution lawyers who are making convincing arguments as to why my client should be imprisoned » Removing unhelpful jury members with karate Using karate to get immunity for my clients (not sure how this will work yet but I will figure it out at the trial) If you are being persecuted by the law and need a lawyer, take one of my business cards below and get in touch. What I lack in formal legal qualifications, I make up for in karate moves. Michael Michael The Karate Lawyer If you are tired of hiring lawyers who know the law but DON'T know kar hire The Karate Lawyer. It's like hiring a real lawyer but better because he does karate. @Michbo11979 Karate Lawyer-Clarification Hi. Michael again from the poster above. Following a heated discussion with a policeman, I have been asked to make it clear that I am not legally allowed to represent defendants in a court of law and, even if I was, I would not be allowed to do karate on anyone As a result, my karate law firm is closed for the foreseeable future. I will, however be starting a new business very soon Michael For Hire: Karate Architect Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have become this town's first karate-hased architect @Michael979
 posterization: For Hire: Karate Lawyer
 Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I
 have launched this town's first karate-based law firm.
 While many lawyers win cases with knowledge of the
 law and clever legal arguments, I intend to win mine
 with karate. Here are some of the services I provide
 Taking out corrupt judges with karate
 Using karate to defeat prosecution lawyers who
 are making convincing arguments as to why my
 client should be imprisoned
 » Removing unhelpful jury members with karate
 Using karate to get immunity for my clients (not
 sure how this will work yet but I will figure it out
 at the trial)
 If you are being persecuted by the law and need a
 lawyer, take one of my business cards below and get
 in touch. What I lack in formal legal qualifications, I
 make up for in karate moves.
 Michael
 Michael
 The Karate Lawyer
 If you are tired of hiring lawyers who
 know the law but DON'T know kar
 hire The Karate Lawyer. It's like hiring
 a real lawyer but better because he
 does karate.
 @Michbo11979
 Karate Lawyer-Clarification
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. Following a
 heated discussion with a policeman, I have been asked
 to make it clear that I am not legally allowed to
 represent defendants in a court of law and, even if I
 was, I would not be allowed to do karate on anyone
 As a result, my karate law firm is closed for the
 foreseeable future. I will, however be starting a new
 business very soon
 Michael
 For Hire: Karate Architect
 Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I
 have become this town's first karate-hased architect
 @Michael979
posterization: M Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Intelligence is knowing why a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad. And philosophy IS wondering if this makes ketchup a smoothie. T 131 (last edited 58 minutes ago) 2 hours ago by Edit: So all of you seem to disbelieve that I came up with this, and instead of responding to each and every one of you with the same response, I'm putting it here So when you're running a U-boat to stock the produce shelves, you have something to do with your hands, but nothing to think about. So I get the box of cabbage open and start pulling the heads out. However, you just can't put them out like that, because people don't want to buy the loose greens around them, so you have to rip them off. It's a time consuming task that only involves your hands. This leaves you with a lot of time to think. So I'm standing around think about music and my mind strays over to post-grunge memory of me talking to Ridge about his thoughts on the theory of post-modernism. He believes that the theory simply leads into a feedback looped paradox, and was talking about how it's smart to notice it, but wise to ignore it. So while l'm dissecting his analysis (which was a little more extensive than the synopsis I gave you), I begin to wander when I feel I've come to a definitive answer, and begin to wonder if anything else is similar. Seeing as I work in produce, I know that a tomato is a fruit, along with (technically) cucumbers and peppers, and so it was al logical jump to go from there to this shower thought. When I brought the U-boat back into the back room, I made a mention of this to my boss. He p to that I gave him the same explanation I just gave you Edit 2: Holy fuck guys, I did legitimately come up with this. I have an IQ of 140. I'm not a moron. I can give you various phone numbers to contact who will all attest to my intelligence. Or l could give you their Facebook names to prove that they're actually people and not just me on a multitude of phones. Regardless, I legitimately came up with this. This sparks the d to give me a stare and ask "what the f* goes ON in your head?" And 129 comments source share save hide give gold report lock nsfw spoiler flair [removed by AutoModerator (remove not spam)] hide all child comments add removal reason Automod action: remove ask for a second opinion in All 129 Comments -I comment flat view navigate by Subscribe sorted by: best ▼ set as suggested sort-enable contest mode save content policy fomatting help R M NH 64 points an hour ago Come on, are you serious? This is totally now a well known jokel] ermalink source embed save save-RES spam remove report give gold reply hide child comments RIMIN H 16 points an hour ago Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V permalink sourceembed save save-RES parent spam remove report give gold reply hide child comments Unoriginal poster on /r/ShowerThoughts gets called out, responds to criticism and a worthy x-post from /r/iamverysmart
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 a smoothie. T
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 response, I'm putting it here
 So when you're running a U-boat to stock the produce shelves, you have something to do with your hands, but nothing to think about.
 So I get the box of cabbage open and start pulling the heads out. However, you just can't put them out like that, because people don't
 want to buy the loose greens around them, so you have to rip them off. It's a time consuming task that only involves your hands. This
 leaves you with a lot of time to think. So I'm standing around think about music and my mind strays over to post-grunge
 memory of me talking to Ridge about his thoughts on the theory of post-modernism. He believes that the theory simply leads into a
 feedback looped paradox, and was talking about how it's smart to notice it, but wise to ignore it. So while l'm dissecting his analysis
 (which was a little more extensive than the synopsis I gave you), I begin to wander when I feel I've come to a definitive answer, and
 begin to wonder if anything else is similar. Seeing as I work in produce, I know that a tomato is a fruit, along with (technically)
 cucumbers and peppers, and so it was al logical jump to go from there to this shower thought. When I brought the U-boat back into the
 back room, I made a mention of this to my boss. He p
 to that I gave him the same explanation I just gave you
 Edit 2: Holy fuck guys, I did legitimately come up with this. I have an IQ of 140. I'm not a moron. I can give you various phone numbers
 to contact who will all attest to my intelligence. Or l could give you their Facebook names to prove that they're actually people and not
 just me on a multitude of phones. Regardless, I legitimately came up with this.
 This sparks the
 d to give me a stare and ask "what the f*
 goes ON in your head?" And
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posterization: M Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Intelligence is knowing why a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad. And philosophy IS wondering if this makes ketchup a smoothie. T 131 (last edited 58 minutes ago) 2 hours ago by Edit: So all of you seem to disbelieve that I came up with this, and instead of responding to each and every one of you with the same response, I'm putting it here So when you're running a U-boat to stock the produce shelves, you have something to do with your hands, but nothing to think about. So I get the box of cabbage open and start pulling the heads out. However, you just can't put them out like that, because people don't want to buy the loose greens around them, so you have to rip them off. It's a time consuming task that only involves your hands. This leaves you with a lot of time to think. So I'm standing around think about music and my mind strays over to post-grunge memory of me talking to Ridge about his thoughts on the theory of post-modernism. He believes that the theory simply leads into a feedback looped paradox, and was talking about how it's smart to notice it, but wise to ignore it. So while l'm dissecting his analysis (which was a little more extensive than the synopsis I gave you), I begin to wander when I feel I've come to a definitive answer, and begin to wonder if anything else is similar. Seeing as I work in produce, I know that a tomato is a fruit, along with (technically) cucumbers and peppers, and so it was al logical jump to go from there to this shower thought. When I brought the U-boat back into the back room, I made a mention of this to my boss. He p to that I gave him the same explanation I just gave you Edit 2: Holy fuck guys, I did legitimately come up with this. I have an IQ of 140. I'm not a moron. I can give you various phone numbers to contact who will all attest to my intelligence. Or l could give you their Facebook names to prove that they're actually people and not just me on a multitude of phones. Regardless, I legitimately came up with this. This sparks the d to give me a stare and ask "what the f* goes ON in your head?" And 129 comments source share save hide give gold report lock nsfw spoiler flair [removed by AutoModerator (remove not spam)] hide all child comments add removal reason Automod action: remove ask for a second opinion in All 129 Comments -I comment flat view navigate by Subscribe sorted by: best ▼ set as suggested sort-enable contest mode save content policy fomatting help R M NH 64 points an hour ago Come on, are you serious? This is totally now a well known jokel] ermalink source embed save save-RES spam remove report give gold reply hide child comments RIMIN H 16 points an hour ago Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V permalink sourceembed save save-RES parent spam remove report give gold reply hide child comments Unoriginal poster on /r/ShowerThoughts responds to criticism - 140 IQ, phone numbers, and hilarity ensues
 posterization: M Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Intelligence is knowing why a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad. And philosophy IS wondering if this makes ketchup
 a smoothie. T
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 Edit: So all of you seem to disbelieve that I came up with this, and instead of responding to each and every one of you with the same
 response, I'm putting it here
 So when you're running a U-boat to stock the produce shelves, you have something to do with your hands, but nothing to think about.
 So I get the box of cabbage open and start pulling the heads out. However, you just can't put them out like that, because people don't
 want to buy the loose greens around them, so you have to rip them off. It's a time consuming task that only involves your hands. This
 leaves you with a lot of time to think. So I'm standing around think about music and my mind strays over to post-grunge
 memory of me talking to Ridge about his thoughts on the theory of post-modernism. He believes that the theory simply leads into a
 feedback looped paradox, and was talking about how it's smart to notice it, but wise to ignore it. So while l'm dissecting his analysis
 (which was a little more extensive than the synopsis I gave you), I begin to wander when I feel I've come to a definitive answer, and
 begin to wonder if anything else is similar. Seeing as I work in produce, I know that a tomato is a fruit, along with (technically)
 cucumbers and peppers, and so it was al logical jump to go from there to this shower thought. When I brought the U-boat back into the
 back room, I made a mention of this to my boss. He p
 to that I gave him the same explanation I just gave you
 Edit 2: Holy fuck guys, I did legitimately come up with this. I have an IQ of 140. I'm not a moron. I can give you various phone numbers
 to contact who will all attest to my intelligence. Or l could give you their Facebook names to prove that they're actually people and not
 just me on a multitude of phones. Regardless, I legitimately came up with this.
 This sparks the
 d to give me a stare and ask "what the f*
 goes ON in your head?" And
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posterization: YETANOTHERRUCING MUSCFESTIVAL THE WOTTEST 3 DAYS ALL SUMMER @ A REALLY INCONVENIENT LOCATION THAT BAND ALL 80'S BAND WITH OVER THE RADIO 1 MEMBER LEFT GENERIC FOLK BAND 2 DUDES& A MACBOOK SWEDISH DJ 90'S BAND ON A COMEBACK TOUR THAT WHITE RAPPER YOU KNOW THEIR ONE SONG YOU LOVED THEM IN 8TH GRADE THOSE GUYS THE LUMINEERS THAT BAND YOUR FRIEND REALLY WANTS TO SEE DUTCH DJ YOU TORRENTED THEIR LAST ALBUM BUT FORGOT TO LISTEN TO IT BROS W/BEARDS CUTE GIRL WITH A GUITAR AND SUNDRESS KENDRICK LAMAR PINK FLOYD COVER BAND SECOND-RATE COMEDIAN-GERMAN DJ THE SINGER FROM THAT BAND DOING A SOLO THING ECCENTRIC OPPOSITE SEX DUO THE CROWD WILL SMOKE WEED AT THIS PERFORMANCE THAT JAM BAND THAT ONLY JAM BAND FANS CARE ABOUT HOLOGRAM OF A DEAD MUSICAL LEGEND THEIR NEW ALBUM SUCKS CHILDREN'S TV SHOW ACTOR WHO APPARENTLY SINGS THE SELLOUTS PLACED 4TH IN A MUSIC COMPETITION TV SHOW HOW ARE THESE GUYS STILL RELEVA NT? YOUR MOM LIKES THEM BAND YOU KINDA KNOW THEIR HIT SONG IS IN A MOVIE TRAILER HE WENT TO YOUR COLLEGE YOU'RE PRETTY SURE ND YoU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF YOUTUBE STAR POP PUNK BAND THAT STILL MAKES MUSIC SOUNDS VAGUELY FRMILIAR THEIR MUSIC VIDEO HAS 213000 VIEWS SILLY WORD COMBINATION-OLD TV ACTOR BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE YOUR ERIEND'S IN THIS BANDY HEARD TICKETS GO ON SALE IMMEDIATELY AS OUR WEBSITE STARTS TO CRASH MISSED GETTING TIX? DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN BUY THEM FOR 3X THE PRICE ON EBAY! YOUR TICKET INCLUDES THE ABOVE LINEUP OF ARTISTS PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE: $10 BEERS! $8 WATERS! KIDS ON DRUGS! SUNBURN! RUSTY RIDES! SHITTY OVERPRICED FOOD! RAVERS! PASSED OUT DRUNK PEOPLE! GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY CROWDSURFERS! LOST SUNGLASSES! PRICEY MERCH! SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR YOUR FRIENDS RICH GIRLS DRESSED AS HIPPIES! YOUR FAVORITE BANDS PERFORMING AT THE SAME TIME! DON'T FORGET YOUR PARKING PASS THIS IS A PARODY POSTER MADE BY WWW.NEATDUDE.COM
 posterization: YETANOTHERRUCING
 MUSCFESTIVAL
 THE WOTTEST 3 DAYS ALL SUMMER
 @ A REALLY INCONVENIENT LOCATION
 THAT BAND ALL 80'S BAND WITH
 OVER THE RADIO 1 MEMBER LEFT
 GENERIC FOLK BAND 2 DUDES& A MACBOOK
 SWEDISH DJ 90'S BAND ON A COMEBACK TOUR THAT WHITE RAPPER
 YOU KNOW THEIR ONE SONG YOU LOVED THEM IN 8TH GRADE THOSE GUYS
 THE LUMINEERS THAT BAND YOUR FRIEND REALLY WANTS TO SEE DUTCH DJ
 YOU TORRENTED THEIR LAST ALBUM BUT FORGOT TO LISTEN TO IT BROS W/BEARDS
 CUTE GIRL WITH A GUITAR AND SUNDRESS KENDRICK LAMAR PINK FLOYD COVER BAND
 SECOND-RATE COMEDIAN-GERMAN DJ THE SINGER FROM THAT BAND DOING A SOLO THING
 ECCENTRIC OPPOSITE SEX DUO THE CROWD WILL SMOKE WEED AT THIS PERFORMANCE
 THAT JAM BAND THAT ONLY JAM BAND FANS CARE ABOUT HOLOGRAM OF A DEAD MUSICAL LEGEND
 THEIR NEW ALBUM SUCKS CHILDREN'S TV SHOW ACTOR WHO APPARENTLY SINGS THE SELLOUTS
 PLACED 4TH IN A MUSIC COMPETITION TV SHOW HOW ARE THESE GUYS STILL RELEVA
 NT?
 YOUR MOM LIKES THEM
 BAND YOU KINDA KNOW THEIR HIT SONG IS IN A MOVIE TRAILER HE WENT TO YOUR COLLEGE YOU'RE PRETTY SURE
 ND
 YoU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF YOUTUBE STAR POP PUNK BAND THAT STILL MAKES MUSIC
 SOUNDS VAGUELY FRMILIAR THEIR MUSIC VIDEO HAS 213000 VIEWS SILLY WORD COMBINATION-OLD TV ACTOR
 BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OF BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE
 BAND YOU NEVER HEARD OE YOUR ERIEND'S
 IN THIS
 BANDY
 HEARD
 TICKETS GO ON SALE IMMEDIATELY AS OUR WEBSITE STARTS TO CRASH
 MISSED GETTING TIX? DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN BUY THEM FOR 3X THE PRICE ON EBAY!
 YOUR TICKET INCLUDES THE ABOVE LINEUP OF ARTISTS PLUS MUCH, MUCH MORE:
 $10 BEERS! $8 WATERS! KIDS ON DRUGS! SUNBURN! RUSTY RIDES!
 SHITTY OVERPRICED FOOD! RAVERS! PASSED OUT DRUNK PEOPLE!
 GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY CROWDSURFERS! LOST SUNGLASSES!
 PRICEY MERCH! SPENDING THE WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR YOUR FRIENDS
 RICH GIRLS DRESSED AS HIPPIES! YOUR FAVORITE BANDS PERFORMING AT THE SAME TIME!
 DON'T FORGET YOUR PARKING PASS
 THIS IS A PARODY POSTER MADE BY WWW.NEATDUDE.COM
posterization: NGL Not Gonna Lie MRW My Reaction When. Alternative: YRW (Your Reaction When) MFW My Face When. Alternative: YFW (Your Face When). Sort of the same as MRW TIL Today I Learned. Alternative: YIL (Yesterday I Learned) tl;dr too long, didn't read. Also, if someone ever says "teal deer" (usually used in RP communities), this is what they mean. NSFW Not Safe For Work (nudity or sex) OP Original Poster SMH Shaking My Head FTW For The Win. Alternative: FTL (For The Loss) OC Original Content doesn't matter, had sex inb4 In Before DAE Does Anyone Else SBBQ Sex Barbecue. From what I gather, this is used as a facetious suggestion to a teenage pastime, which came from a bogus article on what kids are "really" texting. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/OpWh3 #SOCKS Apparently, if you spell out s-o-c-k-s, it sounds like a Spanish phrase, "Eso si que es", which can be taken as "It is what it is". It's used instead of YOLO. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/WYKH3nt TBT Truth Be Told. Alternative: TBH (To Be Honest) and TTYTT (To Tell You The Truth) NSFB Not Safe For Breakfast/Bedtime (particularly disturbing or gross) NSFL Not Safe For Life/Lunch (the seriously disturbing crap that no one should be subjected to ever) Good Game/Good Going. Good Game is used a lot in online online games, whereas Good Going is more universal. Either statement can be used genuinely or sarcastically, depending on the situation IMO In My Opinion. Alternative: IMHO (In y Honest/Humble Opinion) OMD Oh My Damn AFAIK As Far As I Know. Alternatives: AFAIR (As Far As I Recall/Remember) and AFAIC (As Far As I'm Concerned or As Far As I Care) NBD No Big Deal IIRC If I Recall Correctly IKR? I know, right? FIFY Fixed It For You. Alternative: FTFY (Fixed That For You) A false statistic, sort of like "9/10 dentists choose Crest". "10/10 would cuddle." is a popular one for cute things. Depicted: 10/10 would get eaten by the Ski Free monster IDK I Don't Know BAMF Badass Motherfucker IRL In Real Life TMYK The More You Know YMMV Your Mileage May Vary. Usually used when something may contain objectionable material that some can handle better than others CSB Cool Story Bro HIFW How I Feel When. FFS For Fuck's Sake
 posterization: NGL
 Not Gonna Lie
 MRW
 My Reaction When. Alternative: YRW (Your Reaction When)
 MFW
 My Face When. Alternative: YFW (Your Face When). Sort of the same as MRW
 TIL
 Today I Learned. Alternative: YIL (Yesterday I Learned)
 tl;dr
 too long, didn't read. Also, if someone ever says "teal deer" (usually used in RP communities), this is
 what they mean.
 NSFW
 Not Safe For Work (nudity or sex)
 OP
 Original Poster
 SMH
 Shaking My Head
 FTW
 For The Win. Alternative: FTL (For The Loss)
 OC
 Original Content
 doesn't matter, had sex
 inb4
 In Before
 DAE
 Does Anyone Else
 SBBQ
 Sex Barbecue. From what I gather, this is used as a facetious suggestion to a teenage pastime, which
 came from a bogus article on what kids are "really" texting. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/OpWh3
 #SOCKS
 Apparently, if you spell out s-o-c-k-s, it sounds like a Spanish phrase, "Eso si que es", which can be
 taken as "It is what it is". It's used instead of YOLO. Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/WYKH3nt
 TBT
 Truth Be Told. Alternative: TBH (To Be Honest) and TTYTT (To Tell You The Truth)
 NSFB
 Not Safe For Breakfast/Bedtime (particularly disturbing or gross)
 NSFL
 Not Safe For Life/Lunch (the seriously disturbing crap that no one should be subjected to ever)
 Good Game/Good Going. Good Game is used a lot in online online games, whereas Good Going is
 more universal. Either statement can be used genuinely or sarcastically, depending on the situation
 IMO
 In My Opinion. Alternative: IMHO (In y Honest/Humble Opinion)
 OMD
 Oh My Damn
 AFAIK
 As Far As I Know. Alternatives: AFAIR (As Far As I Recall/Remember) and AFAIC (As Far As I'm
 Concerned or As Far As I Care)
 NBD
 No Big Deal
 IIRC
 If I Recall Correctly
 IKR?
 I know, right?
 FIFY
 Fixed It For You. Alternative: FTFY (Fixed That For You)
 A false statistic, sort of like "9/10 dentists choose Crest". "10/10 would cuddle." is a popular one for
 cute things. Depicted: 10/10 would get eaten by the Ski Free monster
 IDK
 I Don't Know
 BAMF
 Badass Motherfucker
 IRL
 In Real Life
 TMYK
 The More You Know
 YMMV
 Your Mileage May Vary. Usually used when something may contain objectionable material that some
 can handle better than others
 CSB
 Cool Story Bro
 HIFW
 How I Feel When.
 FFS
 For Fuck's Sake
posterization: For Hire: Karate Lawyer Hi.I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have launched this town's first karate-based law firm. While many lawyers win cases with knowledge of the law and clever legal arguments, I intend to win mine with karate. Here are some of the services I provide ● Taking out corrupt judges with karate Using karate to defeat prosecution lawyers who are making convincing arguments as to why my client should be imprisoned » Removing unhelpful jury members with karate Using karate to get immunity for my clients (not sure how this will work yet but I will figure it out at the trial) If you are being persecuted by the law and need a lawyer, take one of my business cards below and get in touch. What I lack in formal legal qualifications, I make up for in karate moves. Michael Michael The Karate Lawyer If you are tired of hiring lawyers who know the law but DON'T know karate hire The Karate Lawyer. It's like hiring a real lawyer but better becaúse he does karate, Karate Lawyer - Clarification Hi. Michael again from the poster above. Following a heated discussion with a policeman, I have been asked to make it clear that I am not legally allowed to represent defendants in a court of law and, even if I was, I would not be allowed to do karate on anyone As a result, my karate law firm is closed for the foreseeable future. I will, however be starting a new business very soon Michael For Hire: Karate Architect Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I have become this town's first karate-based architect Michael 979 Karate Lawyer
 posterization: For Hire: Karate Lawyer
 Hi.I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I
 have launched this town's first karate-based law firm.
 While many lawyers win cases with knowledge of the
 law and clever legal arguments, I intend to win mine
 with karate. Here are some of the services I provide
 ● Taking out corrupt judges with karate
 Using karate to defeat prosecution lawyers who
 are making convincing arguments as to why my
 client should be imprisoned
 » Removing unhelpful jury members with karate
 Using karate to get immunity for my clients (not
 sure how this will work yet but I will figure it out
 at the trial)
 If you are being persecuted by the law and need a
 lawyer, take one of my business cards below and get
 in touch. What I lack in formal legal qualifications, I
 make up for in karate moves.
 Michael
 Michael
 The Karate Lawyer
 If you are tired of hiring lawyers who
 know the law but DON'T know karate
 hire The Karate Lawyer. It's like hiring
 a real lawyer but better becaúse he
 does karate,
 Karate Lawyer - Clarification
 Hi. Michael again from the poster above. Following a
 heated discussion with a policeman, I have been asked
 to make it clear that I am not legally allowed to
 represent defendants in a court of law and, even if I
 was, I would not be allowed to do karate on anyone
 As a result, my karate law firm is closed for the
 foreseeable future. I will, however be starting a new
 business very soon
 Michael
 For Hire: Karate Architect
 Hi. I am Michael and I am pleased to announce that I
 have become this town's first karate-based architect
 Michael 979
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