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Group Chat, Memes, and Chat: Tsunami The T' is silent Honest :The 'H' is silent Island The 'S' is silent Queue The 'UEUE' is silent "Ehh guys tomorrow is the deadline for assignment submission, . The group chat is silent can you all now please send me your completed assignment part ah?"

Shoe, Man, and First: nark @narkeanu please let the man put on his shoe first Respetad a Keanu como Keanu os respetaría s vosotros

Respetad a Keanu como Keanu os respetaría s vosotros

Fake, Money, and Boston: DO NOT GIVE ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤΟ ΤΗΕ FAKE ΜΟNK MAFIA! These are not real monks. They have been harassing our visitors - please do not encourage them by giving them money. If you are being harrassed by one of these individuals, please call Faneuil Hall Marketplace Security: 1-857-208-1585 Faneuil Hall MARKETPLACE Bostons got interesting problems

Bostons got interesting problems

Life, Shit, and Movie: I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT MILRONI CR TIC "One movie ticket, please."

Saw, English, and Boys: Please urinate with precision and elegance. I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.

I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.

Troll, Chili, and Com: fan-troll this pepper is way too small direhuman can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him direhuman because he's a little chili STRANGEBEAVER.com

Tumblr, Appreciate, and Blog: lady–divine: thefitwriter: thinnerginger: shungoku-satsu: Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs. I appreciate this post. For many reasons. been waiting for a post like this! Body positivity for everyone is important! Please don’t change the pictures and turn this into a joke.

lady–divine: thefitwriter: thinnerginger: shungoku-satsu: Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs. I appreciate ...

Tumblr, Gang, and Blog: THEY /THEM saccharinerose saccharinerose: Another thing I wanted to draw again was my design for a human version of Rogelio. This time in a cool leather vest bc the Crimson Waste reptilian gang left an impact on me.–Do not tag with rep/kyle related tags please–

saccharinerose: Another thing I wanted to draw again was my design for a human version of Rogelio. This time in a cool leather vest bc the ...

Office, Fat, and Never: @veganmattison Iwork at a vet's office and I never paid any attention to this chart but please look at this CHONK Chart A Fine Bo He Chomnk A Heckin Chonker HEFTYCHONK MEGACHONKER OHLAWD HE COMIN 20 30 40 50 46-55% Body Fat 60 70 16-25% Body Fat 26-35% dy Fat 36-45% Body Fat 56-65% Body Fat 65% Body Fat cat chonk chart

cat chonk chart

Clock, Siri, and Calendar: Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning: 12:00 REMINDERS now Die today Calendar VSCO Clock Weather (c. Hey Siri

Hey Siri

Diet, Lying, and Brother: I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats! brother they are lying tо you LiesAll Lies!!

LiesAll Lies!!

Books, Love, and Pop: "I love deep talks. Tell me about your favorite song and what the lyrics mean to you. Tell me about that scar on your knee and its story from when you got your first bike to when you ended up in the emergency room. Tell me what kind of books you like to read when you're on the train at seven in the night coming home from work. Tell me the first and last thoughts that pop into your mind when you're laying around in bed. Just please, tell me anything. I want to be the one you tell it all to." (via disort)

Riot, Tumblr, and Twitter: artofkace@ tumblr/twitter do not repost artofkace: please come back!(If Glimmer goes villainous than Adora needs to calm her down demon!Inuyasha and Kagome style or i’m gonna riot :’’v)

artofkace: please come back!(If Glimmer goes villainous than Adora needs to calm her down demon!Inuyasha and Kagome style or i’m gonna riot...

Worldstar, Change, and Living: 5 things to quit: Trying to please everyone Fearing change Living in the past Putting yourself down Overthinking @ Q WORLDSTAR Apply Yourself.... 💯 #Growth

Apply Yourself.... 💯 #Growth

Clock, Siri, and Calendar: Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning: 12:00 REMINDERS now Die today Calendar VSCO Clock Weather (c. Hey Siri

Hey Siri

Family, Prince, and Royal Family: THE KING 8.11.19 THE QUEEN 8.1 THE PRINCE 8.09 Ojellyfishspev jellyfishspew: The Royal Family(please do not repost artwork or remove caption)

jellyfishspew: The Royal Family(please do not repost artwork or remove caption)

Facebook, facebook.com, and Got: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE! Please don't yell facebook.com/ClassicalArtMemes Please Dont Yell

Please Dont Yell

Memes, Flower, and Purple: Please don't judge people. You don't know what it took someone to get out of bed, look and feel as presentable as possible and face the day. You never truly know the daily struggles of others. The purple flower <3

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Dank, 🤖, and Another: 96A0 Almighty lamp, please grant me more fishy, or switch another hooman servant

Almighty lamp, please grant me more fishy, or switch another hooman servant

Beautiful, Family, and Finance: Lauren Devine @laureenmarie_ My school sent out a warning about cougar sightings & some kid replied this to the entire school [All Students] Cougar siting in the Ashland area -be aware and be safe Inbox John Stevenson to AllStudents Apr 6 View details Students, Faculty and Staff, We live in and work in a beautiful valley; and if you haven't already heard, please be aware cougars have been seen recently in and around Ashland. The hyperlink below has some great information about cougars...and how to keep yourself, your family and pets safe. If you see a cougar, please call 911 http://www.dfw.state.or.us/wi dlife/living_with/docs/CougarBroch.pdf Greg Gregory M. Perkinson, RA Vice President for Finance and Administration SO Southern OREGON UUNIVERSITY 1250 Siskiyou Blvd,Ashland OR 97520 Student Email to John, AllStudents 6:33 AM View details That's just my mom Reply Reply all Forward c-bassmeow:ivuoyibhl cuovypbo;k vhgvi;obpupyiogukj

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Cars, Fire, and God: Jared 2 hrs please tell me someone got a video of the fire truck moving swiftly and safely through thousands of protestors tonight you know, for all of the "concerned citizens" at home You, Rick d 20 others 2 Comments 1 Share Like Share Comment THROWBACK NIGHT OLD SCHOOLAPROV Speak Out Against Adam Iverson Muslim Ban! 17 mins For the people who complain about emergency vehicles being blocked: GVE MEY AdamlversonPhotography captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around). Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests. So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway). It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.

captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest execut...

Savage, Tumblr, and White People: Getaway Getaway Magazine Follow @GetawayMagazine Coconut husks have been identified as a durable and cheap alternative to wood and could save millions of trees from being felled each year. buff.ly/2G7Kopj bennonobueno: uncommonbish: Congratulations to white people for discovering the things they labelled as savage and uncivilised when they found our ancestors doing them Stop judging the article by this poorly frased tweet. Please just read the actual article. This guy obviously doesn’t claim to have discovered the coconut or it’s many different uses. He simply found a cheap way to mass produce pallets out of coconut husks. Of course making new things out of coconuts is an age old practice but it has never been done at this scale. This actually is a pretty cool thing because it makes use of millions of coconut husks that would have gone to waste and therefore saves more valuable resources like trees from being cut. Article: “Hey look at this cool new way to conserve Materials and be better to the environment!”Tumblr: “Blah blah something, white people!”

bennonobueno: uncommonbish: Congratulations to white people for discovering the things they labelled as savage and uncivilised when they f...

Wholesome, Experience, and Unix: Katerina Borodina @kathyra_ protip: alias sudo to "please" for a much more wholesome unix experience karband@SOLSTICE : $ alias please-"sudo" skarband@SOLSTICE :~$ please mv README.md codemopolitan/ skarband@SOLSTICE : ~$ please find codemopolitan/ -iname *ME.md codemopolitan/README.md skarband@SOLSTICE :~$please shutdown_ Please

Please

Memes, Gang, and Alien: Dentist: you can go ahead and open up Me: thanks. I've been struggling with overwhelming sadness lately, mainly because Area 51 memes are dying and I'm afraid the Gang will never get thicc goth alien GFs Dentist: please get the f*%k out meirl

meirl

Gif, Shopping, and Tinder: 3:221 Regina YOU MATCHED WITH REGINA ON 2019-08-12 Say potato if you are real Hi Patrick! How are you? Having any luck on tinder? I'm Polish moved to the US last year. Say potato Patrick could you please tell me more about yourself? It seems like most people are window shopping here. PO-TAY-TOES! Sent Type a message Send GIF Another Potato

Another Potato

Office, Fat, and Never: @veganmattison Iwork at a vet's office and I never paid any attention to this chart but please look at this CHONK Chart A Fine Bo He Chomnk A Heckin Chonker HEFTYCHONK MEGACHONKER OHLAWD HE COMIN 20 30 40 50 46-55% Body Fat 60 70 16-25% Body Fat 26-35% dy Fat 36-45% Body Fat 56-65% Body Fat 65% Body Fat cat chonk chart

cat chonk chart

Thank You, Lemonade, and Company: PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!! THANK YOU!!! Please don't use Comic Sans-we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand. He’s not wrong

He’s not wrong

Friends, Omg, and Too Much: What kind of train eats too much? A CHEW CHEW TRAIN AhAHAHAHahA HAHAhahaHAH AHAhah.. omg please call me I'm so lonely I need friends... 323-721- With jokes like that, sign me up. #FunnyPics #Friends #BadJokes #Entertainment

With jokes like that, sign me up. #FunnyPics #Friends #BadJokes #Entertainment

Crazy, Facebook, and Fail: Add Friend A fellow melanated creative recieved this deliberate discouragement in his tumblr inbox...what's crazy is...I can't really say that anonymous is wrong though. #Sad #P0C #WherelsTheSupport Ananymous s... you know ur kickstarter is going to fail, right? tumblr and the rest of the world doesn't care about visual novels featuring black people nearly as much as you seem to think they do. just look at how little notes your little project gets. Like Comment Share EN OF 2AL blackmoonbabe: askhimemiyaanthy: feminismdoneright: I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual novel “Women of Xal” in relation to this site. 1) It’s an upcoming Kickstarter bound otome game that very obviously is PoC / People of Color WoC/ Women of Color centric. We’ve got a bi female lead with several romancable women. And it’s in a harsh matriarchal society ready to give some brutal parallels to our own. Being helmed by a very capable and snarky Black writer. The two programmers are women. The artists are women. The singers are women. One of the animators is a woman. AND THERE’S TANGIBLE QUALITY TO IT! I thought we’ve been asking for more projects like this for years now. But Tumblr has been the most quiet of the four sites it’s updating on??? (Youtube, Facebook, LemmSoftForums, Tumblr) 2) How are hateful anons finding this project before everyone else? Why are we letting Black creatives feel like the anon has a point about Tumblr not caring? Isn’t this site notorious for propping up content like this? Where are my feminists at?! Like, I truly get it: Most of you will have only just heard of this. And Tumblr didn’t make it easy in the first place. Tags and timing are madly important. But so are reblogs and follows! You’re reading this now - there’s nothing truly stopping you from showing that anon the middle finger. For every time WE DON’T JUST ‘HEART’ A CREATIVE’S POST and reblog/follow their content, we prove hateful anons like this wrong. And every time we prove them wrong, we send an encouraging message to other minorities who want to share their passions with the world, but face that uphill battle. And hey, the writer clearly has faith in this site still: You can find out more about the project here. Or, better yet, follow, and support the team here! (Bonus Note: If you’re someone who has been reblogging a lot of content from this team as well, cheers, fellow sisters! 3) Something unrelated, but, please help support! :) Tumblr’s pretty good about ignoring black creators, hell alot of black people on tumblr are pretty good about ignoring black creators. Which really goes to show you most of the folks on here are just being performative for good noodle stars and aren’t really about anything.

blackmoonbabe: askhimemiyaanthy: feminismdoneright: I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual nove...

Fucking, Lgbt, and News: Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1 Buzzfeed: U.S. is denying visas to gay men fleeing kidnapping and torture in Chechnya. US Denies Visas To Gay Russians Fleeing Kidnapping And Torture buzzfeed.com 5/17/17, 5:54 PM adhdperalta: thegayastrologist: homoboyfriend: Can we talk about this?! HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA??? Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity Here’s how you can help: Sign this petition calling for the investigation of the mass murder and torture of LGBT people in Chechnya Support the Rainbow Railroad, actively involved in rescuing LGBTQ+ facing violence in their home countries Read this article by out.com for more ways you can help stop Chechnya’s concentration camps Please reblog this. There’s a lot of arguing in the reblogs/replies, but no links to actual concrete ways to become of help to these people.

adhdperalta: thegayastrologist: homoboyfriend: Can we talk about this?! HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and th...

Singing, Target, and Tumblr: andthwip: Thousands of protestors singing “Do You Hear The People Sing” in a Hong Kong international airport. This is part of a 3-day sit-in and is only one example of the many marches, rallies, and sit-ins that are occurring daily. The people of Hong Kong are fighting. Please do not let their voices go unheard around the world.

andthwip: Thousands of protestors singing “Do You Hear The People Sing” in a Hong Kong international airport. This is part of a 3-day sit-in...

Singing, Target, and Tumblr: andthwip: Thousands of protestors singing “Do You Hear The People Sing” in a Hong Kong international airport. This is part of a 3-day sit-in and is only one example of the many marches, rallies, and sit-ins that are occurring daily. The people of Hong Kong are fighting. Please do not let their voices go unheard around the world.

andthwip: Thousands of protestors singing “Do You Hear The People Sing” in a Hong Kong international airport. This is part of a 3-day sit-in...

Net, Href, and Please: Please don't leave me. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Teacher, Tumblr, and Blog: Teacher: Now kids, please describe yourself in one word Me: It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk. lolwtfmemes:Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

lolwtfmemes:Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

Pizza, Yeah, and Chef: SALAD YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE CHEF'S SALAD PLEASE EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YouR DISH ENU MEN THE CUSTOMER DEMANDS YOUR SALAD, CHEF MEN Gcen TROS CHICKEN C (HEF'S SALAD No! PLEASE! MY WIFE MADE ME THIS! MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA SHEPHERD'S PIE 3TAFF ONLY CAWYHW It had his favourite dressing on it too

It had his favourite dressing on it too

Dank, Memes, and Pizza: SALAD YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE CHEF'S SALAD PLEASE EXCELLENT CHOICE, SIR! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YouR DISH ENU MEN THE CUSTOMER DEMANDS YOUR SALAD, CHEF MEN Gcen TROS CHICKEN C (HEF'S SALAD No! PLEASE! MY WIFE MADE ME THIS! MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA SHEPHERD'S PIE 3TAFF ONLY CAWYHW It had his favourite dressing on it too by jhutch2147 MORE MEMES

It had his favourite dressing on it too by jhutch2147 MORE MEMES

Crazy, God, and Oh My God: yes im a boy yes i knit things This guy should be some crazy DC villain... OH MY GOD YES PLEASE oh god someone do this FERNACULAR GET ON IT Ithink I'll call him. THE KNITTER! He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!? you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com wwwwy srsfunny:This Guy Should Be A Crazy Villain

srsfunny:This Guy Should Be A Crazy Villain

Desperate, Iphone, and Twitter: can someone who knows javascript help me please i'm desperate 1:56 AM 8/12/19 Twitter for iPhone We’ve all been there

We’ve all been there

Thank You, Movie, and You: well-uritten structured oiginal joke PolicatM Please don't see The Emaji Movie Thank you https://t.co/0aTNPw49DT

https://t.co/0aTNPw49DT

Bad, Ps4, and Video Games: retro.exe @retro_exe My son has autism. He loves video games. He has been playing Spiderman Ps4 for the last month. He's completed it back to front He said to me today he looks up to Spiderman. Wwhy? "Because when he gets knocked down, he always gets up again just like me." Video games change lives. For those who think video games are bad; read this and please reconsider.

For those who think video games are bad; read this and please reconsider.

Memes, Teacher, and Kids: Teacher: Now kids, please describe yourself in one word Me: It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk

Ali, Clock, and Please: Ali @ltsYoBoyAli *Wakes up* "Please don't be 7 Please don't be 7 Please don't be 7" Clock:4:30 Мe: dakota @kllrnthmrrr yeehaw

Dank, Phone, and Videos: STOP WATCHING VIDEOS ON YOUR PHONE AT FULL VOLUME IN PUBLIC FUNNY8DIE Please, I will give you my headphones

Please, I will give you my headphones

Roast, Girl, and Today: please roast me Girl u look roasted enough amazing Today 1:36 AM Roast me back Today 2:05 AM What did the 2 say to the 9 "Please roast me" hahaha Sent DESTRUCTION 100 DESTRUCTION 100

DESTRUCTION 100

Teacher, Tumblr, and Blog: Teacher: Now kids, please describe yourself in one word Me: It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk. lolwtfmemes:Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

lolwtfmemes:Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

Teacher, Kids, and Word: Teacher: Now kids, please describe yourself in one word Me: It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk. Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

Hake in green garlic sauce recipe

Hello, Little Caesars, and Pizza: Little Caesars Recent (6) Typically replies within an hour Hello, I bought a pizza today & I've got a complaint. Hello, please describe the problem your jokes suck what the fuck https://t.co/vGBzffb7YZ

https://t.co/vGBzffb7YZ

America, Elmo, and Target: HetamyuMusic hetamyumusic: [Reposting is Prohibited・再投稿禁止] Tomato scene with adlibs featuring Ryuko’s Baby!America (and his Elmo voice). Do not upload this video anywhere else. Please link back to this original post instead.

hetamyumusic: [Reposting is Prohibited・再投稿禁止] Tomato scene with adlibs featuring Ryuko’s Baby!America (and his Elmo voice). Do not uploa...

Dreams, Act, and Can: Can you please just act normal and try not to embarrass me? Me: HERE LIES SaUiDWARDS HOPES AND DREAMS https://t.co/NL2PAW7RXN

https://t.co/NL2PAW7RXN

Dad, Instagram, and Saw: ooo Verizon LTE 10:47 AM KMessages dad Details Please call me. You may not know this, but I am feeling a little down. I just saw a program about social media and it said that the average number of followers a person has on Instagram is 100 followers. I currently have five Please call soon. Message A S D F G H JK L Z X C V B N M space 123 return

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