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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM
 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg
 130 KB JPG
 Story time folks
 >Be me
 >Trump supporter
 >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial
 college near by
 >Constantly getting run over and pulled out
 >Think of idea (pic related)
 >Plant nails and wait
 sOne day a woman comes to my door
 >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and
 starts screaming at me about how it's my fault
 her tires are flat
 OhLordMySides.exe
 >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire
 she'll get the police involved
 Sudden ldea
 Tell her to leave her information so I can send
 her the check since I would need to go to the
 bank
 Actually does it
 Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
 >Get my outside cameras to see her running over
 my sign
 >Give her name address and car tags to confirm
 it was her car
 >Take her to court, open and shut case
 Pay for damages
 >Throw in some bullshit about emotional
 damage "I don't feel like me or my property is
 safe just because of my political views"
 >Actually fucking works
 >She loses her fucking shit at this point
 >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and
 how this should be illegal
 NoProof.jpeg
 Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or
 college if she has to pay this
 >Based Judge says "You should of thought about
 that before tearing down someone's property, you
 have 30 days to pay
 She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court,
 can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked
 out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional
 damages
 So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
 Pic related
siryouarebeingmocked:

krungle:
inked-up-nomad:

miggybeardo:


rightsmarts:

Read this entire thing, pedes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Fucking Savage


Probably didn’t happen, but a good story.

Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin...

Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>
Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD
 THAT
 Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also
 difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb.
 THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS
 ITSELF
 Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually
 grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about
 It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with
 chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results.
 that, no?
 a great
 Green onions,
 lemongrass,
 leeks, fennel,
 & spring onions
 FOR
 LEMONGRASS
 ONLY
 Place root ends in water but
 don't fully submerge them.
 Change the water daily
 In 3-5 days, growth begins.
 Harvest the greens when full,
 then repeat the process
 Harvest lemongrass once it
 becomes a foot tall. Simply
 cut off what you need without
 uprooting the plant.
 Celery, cabbage,
 romaine lettuce,
 & bok chou
 Submerge the roots,
 leaving the tops above
 the water line.
 Spray with water a couple
 times a week, replacing the
 water every few days. Leaves
 will sprout in about a week.
 Plant the cutting with only the
 leaves above soil. Harvest when
 fully grown, about 5 months.
 Ginger
 Soak the chunk of
 ginger overnight.
 Submerge in moist soil. Keep
 watering until shoots appear
 Ready to harvest in a year.
 Simply remove entire plant,
 use what you need and repeat.

 Onion
 Plant root end and
 lightly cover it in soil.
 Keep soil moist.
 Carefully separate the new
 onions, leaving the roots
 attached, and plant them.
 Occasionally cut the leaves
 down to promote full growth.
 It can take up to 5 months
 for plants to mature enough
 for harvest.
 Garlic
 The bulbs will be ready for
 harvest in early summer
 when the bottom 1/3 of
 the leaves have yellowed.
 The larger the clove, the
 larger the resulting bulb.
 Sit the plant in a sunny window
 keeping the soil moist.
 COMPOST
 REMOVE
 Mushroonm
 Use a mixture of
 compost and soil.
 Plant the mushroom stalk in
 the soil with only the surface
 of it exposed.
 If the cutting takes, new
 growth happens q
 Harvest and repeat.
 uickly

 4 DEEP
 HOLE
 Potatoes&
 Sweet Potatoes
 8 DEPTH
 Cut into 2 pieces, each
 having 1-2 "eyes" on it
 Set pieces out at room
 temp for a few days,
 until fully dry
 St
 ore sweet potatoes in
 a warm, dry place for 2 weeks
 before using. This is what
 makes them sweet.
 12" APART
 Add more soil as the plant
 grows until i is about 6" tall
 Pineapple
 Slice off the green leafy
 top and remove all fruit.
 Carefully remove the
 bottom layers until you
 see root buds.
 Growth happens in the first
 few months but it will be
 Place in water for two
 weeks to form roots.
 2-3 years before harvest.
 WHOLE
 FOODS COOKING STONED
 Content & Design
 Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone
 Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom
 tv
 M A R K E T
<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>