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    Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
                
            

            
            
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Animals, Apparently, and Ass: captainsnoop
 i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier
 at 350% speed and i got to thinking
 what if the reason nobody in the pokemon
 world has any good teams is because its
 considered a dick move to have a proper team
 comp
 like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the
 pokemon you want! if you're happy with three
 geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then
 you're supposed to just have a friendly battle
 with any other pokemon trainers and whatever
 pokemon they just happen to have
 like the average trainer is probably just
 walking around with a growlithe because
 that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes
 because the geodudes help him with hiking
 and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet,
 you're supposed to have a friendly battle but
 nothing too serious
 now imagine the 10 year old kid that has
 six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you're
 like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle!" and
 you throw out your geodude
 and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it
 one-shots your geodude
 and then you throw out your pidgey you
 have because the pidgey helps you navigate
 mountains because you're a hiker
 and then electricity crackles around the
 gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this
 giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
 so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell
 them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur.
 the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case
 i'm gonna pull out my vulpix." like not only
 is this kid walking around with an amped-up
 super dragon, but theyve also got multiple
 pokemon specifically for making type
 advantage counter-picks?
 this kid's a fucking asshole! really, kid? what
 are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly
 match between strangers for fun! why are you
 composing real-ass competitive teams? what
 a fucker!
 jumpingjacktrash
 i mean if you look at how npc's talk about
 their pokemon, they're service animals mostly
 some of them are just pets. apparently they
 really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle
 other people's pokemon for socialization, it's
 like going to the dog park.
 hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain
 support chow-chow to the dog park and some
 asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was
 like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog
 enjoyed the tussle at first.
 look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden
 it's not a special forces attack paras. it's just a
 bug that eats dandelions. please calm down
 maxiesatanofficial
 This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to
 the mountains
 Source: captainsnoop
A very long post about Pokémon
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Animals, Apparently, and Ass: captainsnoop
 i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier
 at 350% speed and i got to thinking
 what if the reason nobody in the pokemon
 world has any good teams is because its
 considered a dick move to have a proper team
 comp
 like culturally everyone is like "haha pick the
 pokemon you want! if you're happy with three
 geodudes, thats you and your life!" and then
 you're supposed to just have a friendly battle
 with any other pokemon trainers and whatever
 pokemon they just happen to have
 like the average trainer is probably just
 walking around with a growlithe because
 that's their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes
 because the geodudes help him with hiking
 and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet,
 you're supposed to have a friendly battle but
 nothing too serious
 now imagine the 10 year old kid that has
 six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you're
 like "haha, we'll have a friendly battle!" and
 you throw out your geodude
 and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it
 one-shots your geodude
 and then you throw out your pidgey you
 have because the pidgey helps you navigate
 mountains because you're a hiker
 and then electricity crackles around the
 gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this
 giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey
 so you're down to your last pokemon. you tell
 them you're gonna send out your bulbasaur.
 the ten year old is like "oh okay in that case
 i'm gonna pull out my vulpix." like not only
 is this kid walking around with an amped-up
 super dragon, but theyve also got multiple
 pokemon specifically for making type
 advantage counter-picks?
 this kid's a fucking asshole! really, kid? what
 are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly
 match between strangers for fun! why are you
 composing real-ass competitive teams? what
 a fucker!
 jumpingjacktrash
 i mean if you look at how npc's talk about
 their pokemon, they're service animals mostly
 some of them are just pets. apparently they
 really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle
 other people's pokemon for socialization, it's
 like going to the dog park.
 hell yes i'd be mad if i took my chronic pain
 support chow-chow to the dog park and some
 asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was
 like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog
 enjoyed the tussle at first.
 look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden
 it's not a special forces attack paras. it's just a
 bug that eats dandelions. please calm down
 maxiesatanofficial
 This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to
 the mountains
 Source: captainsnoop
A very long post about Pokémon
                
            

            
            
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    Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :)
                
            

            
            
All children are problem children :)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Drugs, and Family: kintatsujo
 Me: I don't know if I ever want to be pregnant
 I'd rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older
 Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees
 present UNIQUE CHALLENGES
 Me: We are discussing human beings not digital
 pets
 plenoptic07
 Literally every child every born and/or parented
 presents unique challenges. It's like people are
 kintatsujo
 An amazing and revolutionary concept
 indigo-night-wisp
 When people ask me, "Why do you want to
 adopt teenagers?" I always answer, "Because
 you asked like that."
 I'm real over it. If I become a foster mom to a 17
 year old kid and I get the privilege of the option
 to adopt them? You better believe I am legally
 making that kid mine.
 "They'll be a legal adult in no time, why spend
 the money to adopt? They'll be aged out of the
 system."
 There's no aging out of family, Marvin
 "They might be rebellious or smoke or do drugs
 or steal things! What if they won't listen to
 you?"
 Then I guess l'll have to step up and do some
 fruxking parenting, Stanley.
 "You want to adopt problem children then?"
 All. Children. Are. Problem. Children. If you're
 not prepared to deal with the fact that at some
 point, any child ever, whether you birthed them
 yourself or adopted them at any age, could
 become a problem? Then you are NOT ready to
 have children, and should really just step off
 and let the people who actually want to be
 parents live in peace with their kids.
 dearbluetravelers
 Hey I'm so glad this post is picking up
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs
                
            

            
            
All children are problem children :) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2AW2lFs