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penthouse: L.A. Clubs Up Their Armed Security In The Wake Of Cardi B's Gang Threats @balleralert IN L.A. Clubs Up Their Armed Security In The Wake Of Cardi B’s Gang Threats - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As All-Star Weekend approaches, L.A. nightclubs are packing for protection in the wake of CardiB’s Instagram beef with West Coast Crips. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, the Bronx-bred rapper inked an exclusive deal to host at three clubs for All-Star Weekend. But, in preparation for Cardi’s arrival, the L.A. clubs have upped their armed security in the event of possible gang violence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you recall, Cardi was catching heat for disrespecting the rival gang in an Instagram post, where she substituted the B in ‘Blue’ for an F. According to the publication, several West Coast Crips took to her Instagram with negative comments and threats, forcing her to deactivate the comments on the post. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, as the highly anticipated weekend approaches, Murano, Penthouse, and Ace of Diamonds are tripling their armed security and hiring off-duty cops to keep the peace and guarantee safety. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, Cardi will be pulling in about $250k for the three-night hosting event.
penthouse: L.A. Clubs Up Their Armed Security In The
 Wake Of Cardi B's Gang Threats
 @balleralert
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L.A. Clubs Up Their Armed Security In The Wake Of Cardi B’s Gang Threats - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As All-Star Weekend approaches, L.A. nightclubs are packing for protection in the wake of CardiB’s Instagram beef with West Coast Crips. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, the Bronx-bred rapper inked an exclusive deal to host at three clubs for All-Star Weekend. But, in preparation for Cardi’s arrival, the L.A. clubs have upped their armed security in the event of possible gang violence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you recall, Cardi was catching heat for disrespecting the rival gang in an Instagram post, where she substituted the B in ‘Blue’ for an F. According to the publication, several West Coast Crips took to her Instagram with negative comments and threats, forcing her to deactivate the comments on the post. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, as the highly anticipated weekend approaches, Murano, Penthouse, and Ace of Diamonds are tripling their armed security and hiring off-duty cops to keep the peace and guarantee safety. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the meantime, Cardi will be pulling in about $250k for the three-night hosting event.

L.A. Clubs Up Their Armed Security In The Wake Of Cardi B’s Gang Threats - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As All-Star Weekend appro...

penthouse: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines. T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit. 3. was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off 6 MOI ST " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there. .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet.. 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button & it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>
penthouse: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should
 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines.
 T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the
 eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes
 ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout
 because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her
 intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see
 what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit.
 3.
 was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of
 My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First
 time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both
 fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were
 that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm
 flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly
 amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of
 my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go
 presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon
 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over
 Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off
 6 MOI ST
 " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there.
 .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more
 legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down
 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not
 seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked
 out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2
 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've
 seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in
 front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my
 grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of
 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly
 interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet..
 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet
 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of
 wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big
 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or
 Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as
 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it
 when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in
 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first
 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get
 saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go
 into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard
 on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid
 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And
 the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another
 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the
 top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button &
 it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of
 The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat
 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was
 and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl
 and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during
 those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out
 without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask
 girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the
 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move
 when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of
 romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these
 welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego
 backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back
 trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt
 and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be
<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">lau...

penthouse: babyvintagee:Cher for Penthouse Netherlands, 1995 by Carl Wachter
penthouse: babyvintagee:Cher for Penthouse Netherlands, 1995 by Carl Wachter

babyvintagee:Cher for Penthouse Netherlands, 1995 by Carl Wachter

penthouse: What a difference 1 day can make @Dr Smashlove Bruh u know what I love? All these sassy ass 50-something male flight attendants on Southwest. Bruh - where u find these motherfvckers?! (1) They hilarious. They don't even speak normal English. They speak in riddles and shit: "And in the highly unlikely event of a water landing, just think of the incredible story you'll be able to tell your grandchildren!" Did y'all just joke about dis bish crashing?! Y'all don't give any type of fux, sassy Southwest flight attendant! I fux with your recklessness! 😂 (2) They got stories for days. I'm waiting to use the lavatory and they telling me how they bout to do New Year's in Barbara Streisand's penthouse in Vegas where Elton John gonna do a live performance of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" wearing only a bedazzled pink speedo. Old man...how TF yo New Year's 24x more lit than mine? U damn near grandpa-aged...But u gon be coked-up dancing to disco music like it's 1976 again. Jesus Christ Bruh I would say u winning. 🤔 Anyway shout to u Bruce, Steven and Julio. Y'all wild AF. I'm the straightest man on earth but I appreciate y'all fabulousness. In addition to being the most on time, safest airline, I fux with the idea that the back of a Southwest airplane is a literal gay dance club that is a party from take-off to landing 😂. Bless up! 🙌😂😂😂
penthouse: What a difference 1 day can make
 @Dr Smashlove
Bruh u know what I love? All these sassy ass 50-something male flight attendants on Southwest. Bruh - where u find these motherfvckers?! (1) They hilarious. They don't even speak normal English. They speak in riddles and shit: "And in the highly unlikely event of a water landing, just think of the incredible story you'll be able to tell your grandchildren!" Did y'all just joke about dis bish crashing?! Y'all don't give any type of fux, sassy Southwest flight attendant! I fux with your recklessness! 😂 (2) They got stories for days. I'm waiting to use the lavatory and they telling me how they bout to do New Year's in Barbara Streisand's penthouse in Vegas where Elton John gonna do a live performance of "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" wearing only a bedazzled pink speedo. Old man...how TF yo New Year's 24x more lit than mine? U damn near grandpa-aged...But u gon be coked-up dancing to disco music like it's 1976 again. Jesus Christ Bruh I would say u winning. 🤔 Anyway shout to u Bruce, Steven and Julio. Y'all wild AF. I'm the straightest man on earth but I appreciate y'all fabulousness. In addition to being the most on time, safest airline, I fux with the idea that the back of a Southwest airplane is a literal gay dance club that is a party from take-off to landing 😂. Bless up! 🙌😂😂😂

Bruh u know what I love? All these sassy ass 50-something male flight attendants on Southwest. Bruh - where u find these motherfvckers?!...