🐣 25+ Best Memes About Past

Buzzfeed, Define, and Quiz: sometimes a dog CosmicWuffy my past does not define me..... the buzzfeed quiz that told me I was a soft pretzel is what defines me.

Meme, Making A, and You: I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT MAKING A DIFFERENCE what do you do when you scroll past a meme you like l upvote it xo Your vote matters

Your vote matters

Good, Change, and Happiness: 8 things to quit in 2019: 1. trying to please everyone. 2. fearing change. 3. living in the past. 4. overthinking. 5. being afraid to be different. 6. sacrificing your happiness for others. 7. thinking you're not good enough. 8. thinking you have no purpose.

Bitch, Memes, and Shit: My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and put the cat outside. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away: Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard.. .she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again. The silence in the taxi was deafening

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..." / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation card. But what I received was something truly priceless Ob, the Col Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a lot and that I loved that book. But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book." He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching nostalgic, and thoughtful I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love. This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

A story worth of a short film

Apparently, Confused, and Dad: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..." / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation card. But what I received was something truly priceless Ob, the Col Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a lot and that I loved that book. But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book." He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching nostalgic, and thoughtful I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love. This dads surprise to his daughter

This dads surprise to his daughter

Wow, Buzzfeed, and Define: sometimes a dog @CosmicWuffy my past does not define me..... the buzzfeed quiz that told me I was a soft pretzel is what defines me. wow a soft pretzel sounds great rn

wow a soft pretzel sounds great rn

Friends, Best, and Date: Kara @thedryginger If your best friends and you don't use descriptive nicknames for past guys you've dated instead of their actual names, did you even actually date them? The last guy I talked to, me and my friends nicknamed yeasty dick 🤢🤮😂 what’s some of ur nicknames?

The last guy I talked to, me and my friends nicknamed yeasty dick 🤢🤮😂 what’s some of ur nicknames?

Future, Classical Art, and Change: Forget the past not change it Forget the future you cannot predict it Forget the Present I didn't get you one. Didn’t get u one

Didn’t get u one

Dad, House, and Thought: Hira @lookwhoshira Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour but it turns out it was just me and my dad meowing at each other from different rooms in the house Meowing

Meowing

James Harden, Rockets, and James: ROKIT ROCKETS James Harden in the past five days: 57 PTS 58 PTS 48 PTS Unbelievable.

James Harden in the past five days: 57 PTS 58 PTS 48 PTS Unbelievable.

Shit, Girl Memes, and Old: What it's like going to bars past the age of 25 @betches betches.com Youths! Cityt Too old for this shit betches.co-old

Too old for this shit betches.co-old

Remember, Forget, and But: Forget the past, but remember the lesson.

Funny, Videos, and Buzzfeed: BuzzFeed eBuzzFeed 25 TikTok Videos That Are Actually Good 25 TikTok Videos That Are Actually Good If you can manage to get past all the lip-syncing teens there's... wel, more lip- syncing teens but some the occasional funny video too. buzzfeed.com Watch at your own risk. Link in bio.

Watch at your own risk. Link in bio.

Driving, Http, and Deadass: Just drove past a little boy witha lemonade stand. I wasn't going to stop but he looked at me and deadass started miming himself throwing a lasso at my car and pulling me in. l didn't have a choice, it's a lawless land out here in the West but now I have lemonade 7/9/18, 6:53 PM It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

It’s against the law to keep driving after that. via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2APV8Xk

Anaconda, Memes, and Express: HOW TO NOT BE HARD ON YOURSELF stand up for what you believe. even if its don't compare yourself to others because you are not them there is no right way to do anything your mistakes are part of your learning learn from people who criticize you accept your weaknesses as your features look at your past as an adventurous biography don't underestimate your talent until you apply it 100 times every single problem you have is not unique intelligence is relative. self-esteem is not express your anger in a creative way surround yourself with people who want you to succeed https://t.co/0VBzb8NhFM

https://t.co/0VBzb8NhFM

Never, Yes, and Eye: Let's observe vegable. With your host he I am he Vegable: NO Stores egg: YES Doctors be weary: YES Tiny forest: YES Vitamin C: NO Sexual: MAYBE Forsaken: VERY Enhance eye: YES Political: YES Green: NO Do not trust: YES Never let him understand your past: YES https://t.co/1FeEo0nIRL

https://t.co/1FeEo0nIRL

Space, Women, and Who: Ryan Knight @ProudResister Masculinity is not under attack Masculinity is being redefined to not include harassing women or bullying people who are different than you Masculinity is being expanded to a more loving space and if you can't handle that then you deserve to be left in the past with your hate Be part of the positive solutions

Be part of the positive solutions

Http, Net, and You: You cant outrun your past http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Bad, Definitely, and Future: LIFE MARIJUANA At least 12 million Americans have now tried it Are penalties too severe? Should it be legalized? OCTOqER di . 1969 . 40 Past, meet the future. From extract to flower, @LinxVapor's innovative and award winning line up of health conscious vaporizers are free of glues, dyes and other toxic chemicals, providing pure flavor- without any of the bad stuff. Time's are definitely changing- Do you live in a legal state? (Head over to Linxvapor.com to find a vaporizer that's just right for you.)

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Future, Happy, and Reason: The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be."

Final Boss, Memes, and Http: Chief Vitamin Water surveys his domain After getting past all the other “healthy drinks” you face the final boss via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RyXW5F

After getting past all the other “healthy drinks” you face the final boss via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RyXW5F

Gym, Good, and Tank: When you eat good all day and absolutely destroy all your progress at night @tank.sinatra Me for the past 3 years 😂 Via @tank.sinatra

Me for the past 3 years 😂 Via @tank.sinatra

Ass, Bitch, and Energy: readableporn: finding-luciano: the-dwemereths-numidium: westcountryadventure: ocfos: rainberrywarrior: grovie: tiqerboy: elpiso: spock-ho: theoldness: bitch…omg omfg slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™ this is a carwash for people I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room You fucker I can’t see him but I just feel his energy I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

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Low Key, Weed, and Marijuana: The 3 levels of high snigga I'm low key too high to function t hit I have m smizzed they know I'm steaming the spliff skip hope don't bro..* me sir the me there two me's inner n deadass my own past bro , deadas or am I deadass my own twin and my twin is a triplet 😂😂

😂😂

Anaconda, Christmas, and Grandma: My 87-year-oid grandma has played Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS every single day for the past 4 years now Her 3DS finally broke this year, so we got her a new one for Christmas. During a system transfer I checked her activity log: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Nintendo Play Time 3580:04 Times Played 2,521 Average Play Time 1:25 First Played 12/25/2014 Last Played 12/31/2018 Show this thread Jan 1 Yeah 100% I'd donate half of this fund. #SwitchForaanny 21 Jan 2 Alright... Since so many folks requested it, I set one up! Let's get her a Switch! Let's buy Gran a Switch for Animal Crossing! My 87-year-old grandmother, Audrey, is an avid player of Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS. I recently Tweeted about how she's played the game gofundme.com Jan 7 Gran says thanks to all the wonderful people who pitched in to get her a Switch! She's so happy and can't wait for the new Animal Crossing game. In the meantime we got her Let's Go Pikachu since she's also a Pokemon fan) 41 1 280 1.7K Switch For Granny via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Cn2phE

Switch For Granny via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2Cn2phE

Anaconda, Christmas, and Grandma: My 87-year-oid grandma has played Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS every single day for the past 4 years now Her 3DS finally broke this year, so we got her a new one for Christmas. During a system transfer I checked her activity log: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Nintendo Play Time 3580:04 Times Played 2,521 Average Play Time 1:25 First Played 12/25/2014 Last Played 12/31/2018 Show this thread Jan 1 Yeah 100% I'd donate half of this fund. #SwitchForaanny 21 Jan 2 Alright... Since so many folks requested it, I set one up! Let's get her a Switch! Let's buy Gran a Switch for Animal Crossing! My 87-year-old grandmother, Audrey, is an avid player of Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS. I recently Tweeted about how she's played the game gofundme.com Jan 7 Gran says thanks to all the wonderful people who pitched in to get her a Switch! She's so happy and can't wait for the new Animal Crossing game. In the meantime we got her Let's Go Pikachu since she's also a Pokemon fan) 41 1 280 1.7K Switch For Granny

Switch For Granny

Run, No Escape, and Via: "There is only this now. It does not come from anywhere; it is not going anywhere. It is not permanent, but it is not impermanent. Though moving, it is always still. When we try to catch it, it seems to run away, and yet it is always here and there is no escape from it. And when we turn around to find the self which knows this moment, we find that it has vanished like the past." Alan W. Watts (via

Fuck, MeIRL, and Single: Memories of people from my past whom don't give a single fuck about me anymore but i still think about daily & would still do anything for meirl

meirl

Life, Best, and Live: You need to ignore what everyone else is doing and achieving. Your life is about breaking your own limits and outgrowing yourself to live your best life. You are not in competition with anyone else. Push to outdo your past, not other people.

Ass, Crush, and Funny: my ugly ass walking past my crush knowing damn well he doesn't like me and wants nothing to do with me 😩

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World, Medicine, and Never: The most important lesson I've learned over this past year is, don't let anybody make you cruel No matter how badly you want to give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine, it is never worth losing yourself.

Hood, Will, and Speak: 5months from now YOU will be in a better situation. Your past won't even matter Speak it into existence 🙌💯

🙌💯

9gag, Chrissy Teigen, and Dating: Wannabe Chrissy Teigen VeronicalnRealLife778 My Hinge date just took me to lkea to shop for his apartment and now we're moving him in, guess we're married now...? Den l Custome Centra Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

Let’s see if they make it past assembly... @hinge⠀ Get @hinge the dating app now, link in bio.⠀ -⠀ 9gag Hinge 9gagHinge

Try Me, Today, and What: ldgaf what i allowed in the past , try me today

Bad, Funny, and Camera: Just had a brand new tech security camera system installed @tank.sinatra MADE WITH MOMUS Good luck getting past this bad boy

Good luck getting past this bad boy

Bad, Http, and Fear: Pistanthrophobia fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationshıps gone bad http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Anaconda, Christmas, and Deer: PaulHubans @phubans Jan 1 My 87-year-old grandma has played Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS every single day for the past 4 years now. Her 3DS finally broke this year, so we got her a new one for Christmas. During a system transfer I checked her activity log: Animal Crossing: New Leaf Nintendo Play Time 3580:04 Times Played 2,521 Average Play Time 1:25 First Played 12/25/2014 Last Played 12/31/2018 Show this thread Amir! @SpoonDotLol Jan 1 Yeah 100% I'd donate half of this fund. #SwitchForGranny T. 21 Alright.. Since so many folks requested it, I set one up! Let's get her a Switch! Let's buy Gran a Switch for Animal Crossing! My 87-year-old grandmother, Audrey, is an avid player of Animal Crossing New Leaf on her 3DS. I recently Tweeted about how she's played the game gofundme.com PaulHubans @phubans Jan 7 Gran says thanks to all the wonderful people who pitched in to get her a Switch! She's so happy and can't wait for the new Animal Crossing game. In the meantime we got her Let's Go Pikachu since she's also a Pokemon fan:) opuojuIN 12280 1.7K mayor-deer: This is so pure I love this grandma 3

mayor-deer: This is so pure I love this grandma 3

Love, Netflix, and Target: Netflix's New Show 'Siempre Bruja' to Feature A Badass Afro-Latinx Witch and I'm So Here for It MOST READ 5 Women on What It's Like to Be Raped by a Boyfriend The Champions' Anders Holm on Meeting His Wife Emma Nesper at Age 12 Did Ed Sheeran Just Admit He Stole Photograph'? Broad City' llana Glazer: I've Got Nothing Left to Give Search... SEARCH TV DECEMBER 27, 2018 凸Alysia Stevenson 。 femestella: In October, Netflix announced that it would release a show called Siempre Bruja(Always a Witch) and people freaking out. The show is set in both the past and present and follows Carmen, an African slave in 1646 Cartegena, Colombia who is about to get burned at the stake for falling in love with a white Spaniard man. After promising a wizard that she would not use her powers, she is transported to 2019 Colombia, and she has to navigate in an unknown world. But as the Netflix synopsis says, “once a witch, always a witch.” Continue reading here

femestella: In October, Netflix announced that it would release a show called Siempre Bruja(Always a Witch) and people freaking out. The sho...

Sorry, Faded, and Girl: She moved on, and i feel sorry for you, because she thought you were the most amazing boy ever If she could have had any guy in the world, she still would have picked you. Now, you're just another part of her past, a memory more faded every day. And someday, she'll find the one she deserves, and he will make her the happiest girl in the world.

Fire, Memes, and Selena Gomez: The Weeknd Talks About Past Relationship With Selena Gomez In New Song "Lost In Fire" The Weeknd drops new song with subtle hints at X SelenaGomez 👀 Y’all team Bella or team Selena

The Weeknd drops new song with subtle hints at X SelenaGomez 👀 Y’all team Bella or team Selena

Memes, Http, and Via: I know I hurt you in the past but I've changed" $79 now Sure you did. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SOE37h

Sure you did. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2SOE37h

Chance the Rapper, Friends, and Memes: Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper In the past 2 days l've heard too many stories of domestic abuse, sexual violence and rape perpetrated by pplI called friends. I am ashamed of yall These stories will be amplified and your victims will receive the justice they deserve chancetherapper ashamed about what’s going on and demands justice for victims of domestic & sexual abuse‼️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRIENDS

chancetherapper ashamed about what’s going on and demands justice for victims of domestic & sexual abuse‼️ Follow @bars for more ➡️ DM 5 FRI...

Alphabet, Good, and Once: A Literal Homosexual @kyry5 The alphabet starts off kinda slow, but once you get past K, hot damn does it get good

Boner, Children, and Definitely: IDW Misrepresenter Follow @aiizavva PewDiePie collaborating with Ben Shapiro and giving him exposure to a massive audience of mostly young people is probably the worst thing he has done yet. THE BEN S PIRO oW , 1135 / 14:28 Okay, This Is Epic (Bonus Meme ft. Ben Shapiro) 479,261 views 162K SHARESAVE PewDiePie Published on 2 Now 2018 JOIN SUBSCRIBE 68M 10:54 PM-2 Nov 2018 599 Retweets 1,994 Likes 备 @ IDW Misrepresenter Follow @aiizavwa "It's just a meme, PewDiePie doesn't actually buy into this right-wing garbage." Uhhhm no... TWEETS FOLLOWING FOLLOWERS LIKES 179 510 9.76M 6,139 Likes pewdiepie @pewdiepie har gett upp 9 youtube.com/pewdiepie Paul Joseph Watson@PrisonPlanet 2h The regressive left has declared war on satire. PewDiePie: BAN ALL THE THINGS! The regressive left has declared war on fun. Facebook@ https://www.facebook.com/paul.j.watson.71 FOLLOW Joined May 2009 Tweet to pewdiepie Paul Joseph Watson https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet youtube.com 37 Followers you know 42 183 574 Stefan Molyneux @StefanMolyneux 11h 55 million subscribers? @Pewdiepie has more subscribers than South Korea, Spain, Canada, Sweden, etc. have citizens. Congratulations! 35178 871 pewdiepie @pewdiepie Following Replying to @StefanMolyneux LIKE 3 10:43 AM 13 May 2017 really not someone you should expose your millions of young followers to twitter.com/benshapiro/sta Ben Shapiro@benshapiro This Tweet from @benshapiro has been withheld in Germany, France based on local law(s). Learn more. n0ja: vore-me-mcdaddy: meat-clown: vore-me-mcdaddy: max-against-creeps: vore-me-mcdaddy: max-against-creeps: vore-me-mcdaddy: max-against-creeps: vore-me-mcdaddy: …Can you guys just watch the vid first? Why would i want to watch his vids? Everything he’s done past like 2013 fuckin sucks anyway Because this whole thing is being blown put of proportion (i mean i saw this coming because people cant help but find something wrong with felix but) All ben does is reviews memes about him at the end of the vid (like theres nothing political that would even have kids being “persuade”) speaking of which people need to stop with the whole “the ”‘kids’“ who watch pewdiepie are stupid and we need to babysit them or else theyll do something stupid ” Ah yes because children definitely aren’t even slightly easy to influence whatsoever Of course kids can be influenced but what im saying is that we need to give “‘kids’”(note the quotations on both this post and my last one) more credit Them seeing ben Shapiro critic memes isnt suddenly gonna make them a trump supporter Ok but im not saying “kids” im saying kids as in the literal children that make up part of his fanbase The not actually 9 year olds that he likes to joke are 9 year old viewers? its a GOOD thing that hes introducing children to conservative speakers. they need to know the truth before the left pulls them into their indoctrination. my only issue with it is that he didnt get an ancap speaker instead. He introduced them to a meme and the person the meme is about Nothing more nothing less NOTHING IN THE VID WAS POLITICAL Pewdiepie and his fanbase has been making jokes and memes about different personels appearing and host his videos from time to time and it’s not the first time Pewds surprised them with having the person they joked about to appear at the end. Same with the twitch streamer girl whom appeared at the end card one time. It was a funny thing to do and nothing about convincing or trick any political movement at all. Even if you don’t enjoy his videos, you can’t just assume things without real facts or without watching it/them.And the majority of his fans aren’t even kids anymore, but people whom mostly grew up with him and pre/teens. For fucks sake it wasn’t even the tiniest bit political I don’t know why the mainstream media has such a fucking hate boner for Felix good golly.

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Alive, Bless Up, and Dead or Alive: "I was told to sit...but I wasn't told where!" 01 (@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen once and you can’t forget it. Second, Dolly Parton is top five dead or alive and that’s just a fact. She up there with Halle Berry. U feel me? Sophia Loren. Riri. Pam Grier 🤤. “Pam who?” Boy shutchoe “2000s Baby” a$$ up and Google her before I smack u into the future when Birb Box is real and u wake up in a blindfold tryina canoe past the monsters. Now then. The song is about a woman named Jolene stealing Dolly Patton’s man. BISH HOW. Dolly one of the GOATs? Who was prettier than her in her time? Wayment. Maybe “Jolene” was Sophia Loren...or Pam Grier? 👀 see the I just thickened the plot on y’all a$$es lemme stop before the FBI text me bless up 😕😂😂

(@Jolenethedollydoodle) Fun fact about smash: “Jolene” is one of my favorite songs of all time. First because it’s catchy bruv like u listen...

Memes, Squat, and 🤖: How most dudes walk past the squat rack IG: @thegainz 🐸☕️

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Alphabet, Good, and Dank Memes: A Literal Homosexual @kyry5 The alphabet starts off kinda slow, but once you get past K, hot damn does it get good (@kyry5) ELEMENOPEE AYEEEE

(@kyry5) ELEMENOPEE AYEEEE

Memes, R. Kelly, and Connected: R. KELLY UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION SURVIVING' SPURS PROBE R. Kelly is being criminally investigated in Georgia and it's all because of Lifetime's docuseries. Sources connected to the case tell us the Fulton County District Attorney's Office has opened an investigation into allegations made against the singer in "Surviving R. Kelly." We're told the probe was launched over the past few days as a direct result of what 'Surviving' depicted. tmz lifetime rkelly survivingrkelly

R. Kelly is being criminally investigated in Georgia and it's all because of Lifetime's docuseries. Sources connected to the case tell us th...

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