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    Apparently, Bad, and Comfortable: theladyzephyr:

Folks let me talk about Crowley and sunglasses, because I have a lot of emotions about when he wears them and when he doesnā€™t, and Hiding versus Being Seen.
Weā€™re introduced to the concept of Crowley wearing glasses even before weā€™re introduced to Crowley, by Hastur: ā€œIf you ask me heā€™s been up here too long. Gone native. Enjoying himself too much. Wearing sunglasses even when he doesnā€™t need them.ā€
Honestly Crowleyā€™s whole introduction is a fantastic; we learn so much about his character in a tiny amount of time. The fact that heā€™s late, the Queen playing as the Bentley approaches, the ā€œHi, guysā€ in response to Hastur and Ligurā€™s ā€œHail Satanā€. I like this intro much better than the one originally scripted with the rats at the phone company, but I digress.
Crowley wears sunglasses when he doesnā€™t need them. Specifically, he still wears them around the demons, and when heā€™s in hell.
You know where Crowley doesnā€™t wear glasses? At home.
We never once see him wearing glasses in his flat, except for when he knows Hastur and Ligur are coming. Thatā€™s an emotional kick to the gut for me. Hereā€™s one of the only places Crowleyā€™s comfortable enough to be sans glasses, and when he knows itā€™s going to be invaded he prepares not just physically with the holy water, but by putting up that emotional barrier in a place where he wasnā€™t supposed to need it.
An argument could be made that Crowley actually never needs glasses. Weā€™re shown that itā€™s well within the angelsā€™ and demonsā€™ powers to pass unnoticed by humans. Crowley and Aziraphale waltz out of the manor in the middle of a police raid, and going unnoticed by the police takes so little effort that they can keep up a conversation while they stroll through. Even an unimaginative demon like Hastur apparently doesnā€™t have trouble with the humans losing it over his demonic eyes. The humans in the scene at Megiddo are acting like ā€œthis guy is a little weirdā€ and not ā€œholy shit his entire eyeballs are black jellyā€
That means that Crowleyā€™s glasses are a choice, just like Aziraphaleā€™s softness. Sure, he could arrange matters so that nobody ever noticed his eyes, but he doesnā€™t want to. Crowley wants acceptance, and he wants to belong, and heā€™s never, ever had that. He didnā€™t fit in before the Fall in Heaven, he doesnā€™t fit in with the demons in Hell. With the glasses, and with the Bentley and his plants and with the barely-bad-enough-to-be-evil nuisance temptations, heā€™s choosing Earth. This is where he wants to fit in, perhaps not with the humans, but amongst them.
Even after Crowley is at his absolute lowest, when he thinks Aziraphaleā€™s dead and heā€™s on his way to drink until the world ends, he takes the time to put a new pair on when the old ones are damaged. He needs that emotional crutch right now, even with everything about to turn into a pile of puddling goo heā€™s not ready for the world to see his eyes.
Which is why I swore out loud when Hastur forcibly takes them off.
Itā€™s about the worst thing that Hastur could have done. Rather than leading with a physical threat, his first act is to strip away Crowleyā€™s emotional defences. Itā€™s a great writing choice because god it made me hate Hastur, even more than all the physical violence we see him do.
Itā€™s also the moment that Crowley really truly gets his shit together, and focuses all of his considerable imagination on getting to Tadfield and Aziraphale to help save the world. Heā€™s wielding the terrifyingly unimaginable power of someone whoā€™s hit rock bottom and realised it literally could not get any worse than this. He doesnā€™t put another pair of glasses on after discorporating Hastur, and he spends the majority of the airbase sequence without them.
He puts them back on again, I think, at the moment that he really lets himself hope. When he thinks ā€˜shit, there may be a real chance that we get through this to a future that I donā€™t want to loseā€™.
The vulnerability is back, and he needs Adam to trust him. In Crowleyā€™s mind being accepted by a human means he needs to have his eyes hidden. Someone give the demon a hug, please.
Interestingly, thereā€™s only one time in the whole series that we see Crowley willingly choose to take his glasses off around another person. Only one person heā€™ll take down that barrier for, and even then heā€™s drunk before he does it.
Dear God/Satan/Someone that makes my heart ache. Crowleyā€™s chosen Earth, but heā€™s also chosen Aziraphale. Heā€™s been looking for somewhere to belong his entire existence, and itā€™s with the angel that he finally feels it.
When the dust settles and the world is saved and they finally have space to be themselves unguarded, I like to imagine Crowley takes off the glasses when itā€™s just the two of them; the idea of being known doesnā€™t scare him quite so much anymore. Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Apparently, Bad, and Comfortable: theladyzephyr:

Folks let me talk about Crowley and sunglasses, because I have a lot of emotions about when he wears them and when he doesnā€™t, and Hiding versus Being Seen.
Weā€™re introduced to the concept of Crowley wearing glasses even before weā€™re introduced to Crowley, by Hastur: ā€œIf you ask me heā€™s been up here too long. Gone native. Enjoying himself too much. Wearing sunglasses even when he doesnā€™t need them.ā€
Honestly Crowleyā€™s whole introduction is a fantastic; we learn so much about his character in a tiny amount of time. The fact that heā€™s late, the Queen playing as the Bentley approaches, the ā€œHi, guysā€ in response to Hastur and Ligurā€™s ā€œHail Satanā€. I like this intro much better than the one originally scripted with the rats at the phone company, but I digress.
Crowley wears sunglasses when he doesnā€™t need them. Specifically, he still wears them around the demons, and when heā€™s in hell.
You know where Crowley doesnā€™t wear glasses? At home.
We never once see him wearing glasses in his flat, except for when he knows Hastur and Ligur are coming. Thatā€™s an emotional kick to the gut for me. Hereā€™s one of the only places Crowleyā€™s comfortable enough to be sans glasses, and when he knows itā€™s going to be invaded he prepares not just physically with the holy water, but by putting up that emotional barrier in a place where he wasnā€™t supposed to need it.
An argument could be made that Crowley actually never needs glasses. Weā€™re shown that itā€™s well within the angelsā€™ and demonsā€™ powers to pass unnoticed by humans. Crowley and Aziraphale waltz out of the manor in the middle of a police raid, and going unnoticed by the police takes so little effort that they can keep up a conversation while they stroll through. Even an unimaginative demon like Hastur apparently doesnā€™t have trouble with the humans losing it over his demonic eyes. The humans in the scene at Megiddo are acting like ā€œthis guy is a little weirdā€ and not ā€œholy shit his entire eyeballs are black jellyā€
That means that Crowleyā€™s glasses are a choice, just like Aziraphaleā€™s softness. Sure, he could arrange matters so that nobody ever noticed his eyes, but he doesnā€™t want to. Crowley wants acceptance, and he wants to belong, and heā€™s never, ever had that. He didnā€™t fit in before the Fall in Heaven, he doesnā€™t fit in with the demons in Hell. With the glasses, and with the Bentley and his plants and with the barely-bad-enough-to-be-evil nuisance temptations, heā€™s choosing Earth. This is where he wants to fit in, perhaps not with the humans, but amongst them.
Even after Crowley is at his absolute lowest, when he thinks Aziraphaleā€™s dead and heā€™s on his way to drink until the world ends, he takes the time to put a new pair on when the old ones are damaged. He needs that emotional crutch right now, even with everything about to turn into a pile of puddling goo heā€™s not ready for the world to see his eyes.
Which is why I swore out loud when Hastur forcibly takes them off.
Itā€™s about the worst thing that Hastur could have done. Rather than leading with a physical threat, his first act is to strip away Crowleyā€™s emotional defences. Itā€™s a great writing choice because god it made me hate Hastur, even more than all the physical violence we see him do.
Itā€™s also the moment that Crowley really truly gets his shit together, and focuses all of his considerable imagination on getting to Tadfield and Aziraphale to help save the world. Heā€™s wielding the terrifyingly unimaginable power of someone whoā€™s hit rock bottom and realised it literally could not get any worse than this. He doesnā€™t put another pair of glasses on after discorporating Hastur, and he spends the majority of the airbase sequence without them.
He puts them back on again, I think, at the moment that he really lets himself hope. When he thinks ā€˜shit, there may be a real chance that we get through this to a future that I donā€™t want to loseā€™.
The vulnerability is back, and he needs Adam to trust him. In Crowleyā€™s mind being accepted by a human means he needs to have his eyes hidden. Someone give the demon a hug, please.
Interestingly, thereā€™s only one time in the whole series that we see Crowley willingly choose to take his glasses off around another person. Only one person heā€™ll take down that barrier for, and even then heā€™s drunk before he does it.
Dear God/Satan/Someone that makes my heart ache. Crowleyā€™s chosen Earth, but heā€™s also chosen Aziraphale. Heā€™s been looking for somewhere to belong his entire existence, and itā€™s with the angel that he finally feels it.
When the dust settles and the world is saved and they finally have space to be themselves unguarded, I like to imagine Crowley takes off the glasses when itā€™s just the two of them; the idea of being known doesnā€™t scare him quite so much anymore. Ā 

                
                

                
            

            
            
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    Iphone, Lawyer, and Tumblr: Breezy
 Follow
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 Please stay safe everyone
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 REPORT THE RAID!
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 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 FIGHT BACK!
 of removing the milions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their way
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 de amresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la muerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraciĆ³n, d
 deh ndsy tg
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraciĆ³n
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 Toma fatos y videos de todos los detales
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edĆŗcalos sobre sus derechos
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA
 9:06 PM - 18 Jun 2019
 9,314 Retweets 6,260 Likes
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 llcricket
 5:37 PM
 91%
 Thread
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 of removing the millions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 stopping people..
 7:20 PM 6/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
 31.8K Retweets 131K Likes
 Donald J. Trump@realDonal... 22h
 Tweet your reply

 WHAT TO DO
 IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR
 DO NOT OPEN DOORS
 ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 ICE can use anything you say against you in
 your immigration case so claim your right
 to remain silent!
 Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent"
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney.
 REPORT THE RAID!
 Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-363-1423.
 Take pictures, video and notes:
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 FIGHT BACK!
 Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all
 options to fight your case. If detained, you
 may be able to get bail -don't give up hope!
 United We Dream
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 EN CASO DE REDADAS
 QUE PUEDES HACER?
 NO ABRAS LA PUERTA
 PregĆŗntale a la migra si tienen una orden
 de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la puerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a.
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraciĆ³n, di:
 *"Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el
 derecho a mantenerme callado/a"
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraciĆ³n.
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-363-1423.
 Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edĆŗcalos sobre sus derechos.
 Ā”HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA!
 SĆ­ inmigraciĆ³n detiene a un ser querido, busca un
 abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que
 alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un
 caso de detenciĆ³n y tal vez recibir una fianza.
 United We Drean
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door:
 Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights.
 Ask what they are there for, (and ask for an interpreter if you need one).
 If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge* and
 if so, ask to see it (through a window or slipped under the door).
 If they do NOT have a warrant signed by a judge*, you may refuse
 to let them in. Ask them to leave any information at your door.
 If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence
 to remain silent.
 If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until
 you speak to a lawyer.
 An ICE administrative warrant (form l-200, I-205) does not allow them
 to enter your home without your consent.
 IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS
 ENFORCEMENT
 ACLU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
endangered-justice-seeker:
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Iphone, Lawyer, and Tumblr: Breezy
 Follow
 @LilBreezyVert3
 Please stay safe everyone
 your rights
 remember
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 cricket
 5:37 PM
 91%
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 CE can use anything you say against you in
 ngaton case so claim your right
 Thread
 y7leatheh am nd t
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 REPORT THE RAID!
 A
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 FIGHT BACK!
 of removing the milions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their way
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 de amresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la muerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraciĆ³n, d
 deh ndsy tg
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraciĆ³n
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 Toma fatos y videos de todos los detales
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edĆŗcalos sobre sus derechos
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA
 9:06 PM - 18 Jun 2019
 9,314 Retweets 6,260 Likes
 t9.3K
 25
 6.3K

 llcricket
 5:37 PM
 91%
 Thread
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 of removing the millions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 stopping people..
 7:20 PM 6/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
 31.8K Retweets 131K Likes
 Donald J. Trump@realDonal... 22h
 Tweet your reply

 WHAT TO DO
 IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR
 DO NOT OPEN DOORS
 ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 ICE can use anything you say against you in
 your immigration case so claim your right
 to remain silent!
 Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent"
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney.
 REPORT THE RAID!
 Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-363-1423.
 Take pictures, video and notes:
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 FIGHT BACK!
 Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all
 options to fight your case. If detained, you
 may be able to get bail -don't give up hope!
 United We Dream
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 EN CASO DE REDADAS
 QUE PUEDES HACER?
 NO ABRAS LA PUERTA
 PregĆŗntale a la migra si tienen una orden
 de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la puerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a.
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraciĆ³n, di:
 *"Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el
 derecho a mantenerme callado/a"
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraciĆ³n.
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-363-1423.
 Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y edĆŗcalos sobre sus derechos.
 Ā”HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA!
 SĆ­ inmigraciĆ³n detiene a un ser querido, busca un
 abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que
 alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un
 caso de detenciĆ³n y tal vez recibir una fianza.
 United We Drean
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door:
 Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights.
 Ask what they are there for, (and ask for an interpreter if you need one).
 If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge* and
 if so, ask to see it (through a window or slipped under the door).
 If they do NOT have a warrant signed by a judge*, you may refuse
 to let them in. Ask them to leave any information at your door.
 If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence
 to remain silent.
 If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until
 you speak to a lawyer.
 An ICE administrative warrant (form l-200, I-205) does not allow them
 to enter your home without your consent.
 IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS
 ENFORCEMENT
 ACLU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
endangered-justice-seeker:
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES 
                
            

            
            
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    Facebook, Fanta, and Job Interview: Remember, every question is a test so when
 they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori
 tated, thank you."
 Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli-
 gious Studies and say The only thing I wor-
 ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up.
 Show you're good at delegating respon
 bility by sending someone else to the in
 terview
 Employers check Facebook accounts so
 make sure all your photos show you looking
 at a spreadsheet and punching the air.
 Always make eye contact and if you have
 two interviewers, train your eyes to
 work independently like a chameleon.
 Tell them you're not an applicƔnt, you're a
 appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against
 buttock. Make sizzling noise.
 When asked why you'd be suited to the job,
 pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say
 It was foretold." Stare at them.
 If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4
 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di
 ng
 Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
 If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs
 time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it &
 say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
 At the beginning, try to make small talk
 with your interviewer such as "lovely day!"
 or "you look like my real father.
 When asked to describe yourself in 5 words
 say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open
 packet of Mini Eggs.
 When asked if you found the place OK, say
 I was driven here by cab. Normally of
 course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks
 Know the interviewer's name and use it
 during the interview. If you're not sure
 what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
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                Facebook, Fanta, and Job Interview: Remember, every question is a test so when
 they say "How are you?" reply "Goal ori
 tated, thank you."
 Make a point of mentioning you failed Reli-
 gious Studies and say The only thing I wor-
 ship is productivity." 2 thumbs up.
 Show you're good at delegating respon
 bility by sending someone else to the in
 terview
 Employers check Facebook accounts so
 make sure all your photos show you looking
 at a spreadsheet and punching the air.
 Always make eye contact and if you have
 two interviewers, train your eyes to
 work independently like a chameleon.
 Tell them you're not an applicƔnt, you're a
 appliCAN. Lick your finger, hold it against
 buttock. Make sizzling noise.
 When asked why you'd be suited to the job,
 pass an ancient scroll along the desk& say
 It was foretold." Stare at them.
 If you're meeting 3 interviewers, bring in a 4
 finger Kitkat. Take charge of di
 ng
 Kitkat to emphasise leadership.
 If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs
 time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it &
 say 'Here'. Break open a Fanta.
 At the beginning, try to make small talk
 with your interviewer such as "lovely day!"
 or "you look like my real father.
 When asked to describe yourself in 5 words
 say "Atrocious counting skills". Laugh. Open
 packet of Mini Eggs.
 When asked if you found the place OK, say
 I was driven here by cab. Normally of
 course I'm driven by results!" 4 winks
 Know the interviewer's name and use it
 during the interview. If you're not sure
 what it is, call them Jobsy" or "Jobbo".
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    Child Support, Community, and Fucking: Chronic Sex
 @ChronicSexChat
 Chronic Sex
 *Psst*
 Marriage equality doesn't exist
 anywhere unless disabled people can
 marry without losing their benefits
 Pass it orn
 5/21/18, 7:03 AM
actualmythicalcreature:
somecunttookmyurl:


tyse-has-unpopular-opinions:

juxtapoesition:


oistrong:
Iā€™m all for fighting for marriage equality in the LGBT community. But weā€™re so focused on that no one knows about this problem.

Wā€¦wait Thats a thing????


Yep! The man I refer to as my husband? We arenā€™t actually married. We canā€™t be. 
If I married him, the government would literally expect me to care for him and be his sole source of income. He would lose all of his benefits, including SSDI. Spouses are expected to share income and that effects ALL of his benefits, even his health insurance. We simply canā€™t afford to be married. 
But it goes even further than that. If I were disabled, our incomes would STILL be combined, meaning BOTH of us would have our benefits cut. 
For people reviving supplemental income, their benefits can be cut anywhere from 25% of their current income all the way down to 0%
In fact, one of the stipulations of receiving income under the adult disabled child program (which provides benefits for people who were disabled before age 22) is that they LITERALLY never be married. 
I normally donā€™t link to blog posts as resources, but since social service resource sites like to dress this problem up and make it seem smaller than it really is, Iā€™m gonna call it appropriate! Check it out!
https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2015/06/29/op-ed-why-no-matter-what-i-still-cant-marry-my-girlfriend
Iā€™m upset about the situation in case you couldnā€™t tell. 


Disabled people in the UK do not have marriage equality.

If you so much as LIVE with a partner you lose a massive chunk of income 


Disabled Canadian chiming in - itā€™s the same here. I can even be kicked off disability for living with a romantic partner for longer than 6 months because then Iā€™m considered common-law, and said partners income is deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits. Things like alimony, spousal support, and child support are also deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits - so you also get in shit for having previous relationships. If I have a roommate, they can request I PROVE that Iā€™m not in a relationship with them by getting character references to swear it. Essentially, anyone whose unlucky enough to love me, is considered my financial caretaker. It fucking sucks. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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 *Psst*
 Marriage equality doesn't exist
 anywhere unless disabled people can
 marry without losing their benefits
 Pass it orn
 5/21/18, 7:03 AM
actualmythicalcreature:
somecunttookmyurl:


tyse-has-unpopular-opinions:

juxtapoesition:


oistrong:
Iā€™m all for fighting for marriage equality in the LGBT community. But weā€™re so focused on that no one knows about this problem.

Wā€¦wait Thats a thing????


Yep! The man I refer to as my husband? We arenā€™t actually married. We canā€™t be. 
If I married him, the government would literally expect me to care for him and be his sole source of income. He would lose all of his benefits, including SSDI. Spouses are expected to share income and that effects ALL of his benefits, even his health insurance. We simply canā€™t afford to be married. 
But it goes even further than that. If I were disabled, our incomes would STILL be combined, meaning BOTH of us would have our benefits cut. 
For people reviving supplemental income, their benefits can be cut anywhere from 25% of their current income all the way down to 0%
In fact, one of the stipulations of receiving income under the adult disabled child program (which provides benefits for people who were disabled before age 22) is that they LITERALLY never be married. 
I normally donā€™t link to blog posts as resources, but since social service resource sites like to dress this problem up and make it seem smaller than it really is, Iā€™m gonna call it appropriate! Check it out!
https://www.advocate.com/commentary/2015/06/29/op-ed-why-no-matter-what-i-still-cant-marry-my-girlfriend
Iā€™m upset about the situation in case you couldnā€™t tell. 


Disabled people in the UK do not have marriage equality.

If you so much as LIVE with a partner you lose a massive chunk of income 


Disabled Canadian chiming in - itā€™s the same here. I can even be kicked off disability for living with a romantic partner for longer than 6 months because then Iā€™m considered common-law, and said partners income is deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits. Things like alimony, spousal support, and child support are also deducted dollar for dollar from my benefits - so you also get in shit for having previous relationships. If I have a roommate, they can request I PROVE that Iā€™m not in a relationship with them by getting character references to swear it. Essentially, anyone whose unlucky enough to love me, is considered my financial caretaker. It fucking sucks. 

                
            

            
            
actualmythicalcreature:
somecunttookmyurl:


tyse-has-unpopular-opinions:

juxtapoesition:


oistrong:
Iā€™m all for fighting for marriage equ...