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Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">no...

Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
Dating, Life, and Rude: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">no...

Fucking, Internet, and Police: tash @yeahstyles * Follow my uber driver just threatened to drive the car off a cliff help me Uber Support e @Uber Support Follow UBER @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please DM us your email address associated to your Uber account so we can follow up. RETWEETS LIKES 2,780 1,945 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016 <p><a href="https://kirsty-not-kristy.tumblr.com/post/169938803503/amoxli-ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here" class="tumblr_blog">kirsty-not-kristy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://amoxli.tumblr.com/post/164555005476/ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here-but-last" class="tumblr_blog">amoxli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! </p> <p>A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? </p> <p>Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. </p> <p>$1500 like THAT. </p> <p>I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.</p> </blockquote> <p>Rebooting this addition because holy shit???</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought this was an elaborate shitpost. Are you guys for real?</p>
Fucking, Internet, and Police: tash
 @yeahstyles
 *
 Follow
 my uber driver just threatened to drive the car
 off a cliff help me

 Uber Support e
 @Uber Support
 Follow
 UBER
 @yeahstyles That is absolutely not okay. Please
 DM us your email address associated to your
 Uber account so we can follow up.
 RETWEETS LIKES
 2,780 1,945
 2:14 AM-20 Mar 2016
<p><a href="https://kirsty-not-kristy.tumblr.com/post/169938803503/amoxli-ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here" class="tumblr_blog">kirsty-not-kristy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://amoxli.tumblr.com/post/164555005476/ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here-but-last" class="tumblr_blog">amoxli</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p>ok so I don’t usu reblog this stuff here but last year I had a horrible experience with an Airbnb host who threatened to bust my kneecaps, stalk me and murder me right? And not only did I GO TO THE POLICE before cancelling the reservation, but I also provided copies of that documentation to Airbnb customer service (I should mention after hunting down that number in the depths of the stupid internet and being on hold for an hour). Did they give me a refund for the months I’d paid in advance? No - they accused me of lying! </p>
<p>A few weeks later in a fit of desperation, a coworker suggested I tweet to Airbnb. Ok. I have maybe 30 followers on Twitter, and didn’t really use it at the time, but I thought, fuck it. Nothing to lose now. I made a half assed attempt at an overly indignant tweet with plenty of capitalization, and you know what happened? </p>
<p>Within the HOUR. It was taken down. I was DMed by a CSR. And I was given a FULL. REFUND. </p>
<p>$1500 like THAT. </p>
<p>I don’t know what kind of dystopic fucking reality we live in where police reports mean nothing and the PR value from a half assed tweet to 30 followers outweighs the safety of my kneecaps, but. Social media… Lesson learned, I guess.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Rebooting this addition because holy shit???</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I thought this was an elaborate shitpost. Are you guys for real?</p>

<p><a href="https://kirsty-not-kristy.tumblr.com/post/169938803503/amoxli-ok-so-i-dont-usu-reblog-this-stuff-here" class="tumblr_blog">kirst...

Bad, Cheating, and Life: Why Cheating Isn't Actually That Bad Ima count to 3 and that shit better be deleted <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/168731522204/emeraldboreas-overly-sensitive-analyst" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168728707966/overly-sensitive-analyst-yellowjuice" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://overly-sensitive-analyst.tumblr.com/post/168727770256/yellowjuice-tijopi11-why-are-people-having-so" class="tumblr_blog">overly-sensitive-analyst</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://yellowjuice.tumblr.com/post/168679199617/tijopi11-why-are-people-having-so-much-issue-with" class="tumblr_blog">yellowjuice</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://tijopi11.tumblr.com/post/168672032017/why-are-people-having-so-much-issue-with-the" class="tumblr_blog">tijopi11</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. </p></blockquote> <p>“dehumanizing someone over a <b>mistake</b>”<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b46b82f946515987635b2e89242b3766/tumblr_inline_p15vbwp0N81syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a90f07cba2ec91c06050aab2e8db4b93/tumblr_inline_p15vcgALY11syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8bf1b39fc5036c8cdbd976cfb89b6c89/tumblr_inline_p15vctsANK1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bedd610984be09395d3e890baba4a152/tumblr_inline_p15vd52e6u1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6ae8e67e4ef581db534a9d75c17945a/tumblr_inline_p15ved8Rom1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/209ea0ffa5930a051f9a888121ad1979/tumblr_inline_p15vf4N2O91syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dec0f5c82aec02545f9e81bb0c155565/tumblr_inline_p15vfl9QBz1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Some of us have an addiction that leads to it, meaning it wasn’t planned…</p></blockquote> <p>If you know you’re addicted to infidelity or anything that puts you near the occasion of infidelity, you have an ethical responsibility to not be in a relationship until you get your damage sorted out. </p></blockquote> <p>My attempted suicide wasn’t planned either but I don’t let depression be an excuse to ignore proper therapy and coping mechanisms. 🙄 stop using legitimate illnesses to hurt others for your benefit</p></blockquote> <p>Only on Tumblr would a statement like “please don’t be an asshole“ be met with all kinds of equivocating and excuses.</p>
Bad, Cheating, and Life: Why Cheating Isn't Actually That Bad

 Ima count to 3
 and that shit better
 be deleted
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/168731522204/emeraldboreas-overly-sensitive-analyst" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/168728707966/overly-sensitive-analyst-yellowjuice" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://overly-sensitive-analyst.tumblr.com/post/168727770256/yellowjuice-tijopi11-why-are-people-having-so" class="tumblr_blog">overly-sensitive-analyst</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://yellowjuice.tumblr.com/post/168679199617/tijopi11-why-are-people-having-so-much-issue-with" class="tumblr_blog">yellowjuice</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://tijopi11.tumblr.com/post/168672032017/why-are-people-having-so-much-issue-with-the" class="tumblr_blog">tijopi11</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. </p></blockquote>
<p>“dehumanizing someone over a <b>mistake</b>”<br/></p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b46b82f946515987635b2e89242b3766/tumblr_inline_p15vbwp0N81syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a90f07cba2ec91c06050aab2e8db4b93/tumblr_inline_p15vcgALY11syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8bf1b39fc5036c8cdbd976cfb89b6c89/tumblr_inline_p15vctsANK1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bedd610984be09395d3e890baba4a152/tumblr_inline_p15vd52e6u1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6ae8e67e4ef581db534a9d75c17945a/tumblr_inline_p15ved8Rom1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/209ea0ffa5930a051f9a888121ad1979/tumblr_inline_p15vf4N2O91syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dec0f5c82aec02545f9e81bb0c155565/tumblr_inline_p15vfl9QBz1syqsd4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1453" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Some of us have an addiction that leads to it, meaning it wasn’t planned…</p></blockquote>

<p>If you know you’re addicted to infidelity or anything that puts you near the occasion of infidelity, you have an ethical responsibility to not be in a relationship until you get your damage sorted out. </p></blockquote>

<p>My attempted suicide wasn’t planned either but I don’t let depression be an excuse to ignore proper therapy and coping mechanisms. 🙄 stop using legitimate illnesses to hurt others for your benefit</p></blockquote>

<p>Only on Tumblr would a statement like “please don’t be an asshole“ be met with all kinds of equivocating and excuses.</p>

<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/168731522204/emeraldboreas-overly-sensitive-analyst" class="tumblr_blog">pat...