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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* β€œUhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. β€œFrankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* β€œβ€˜Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* β€œβ€˜Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* β€œβ€˜Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* β€œβ€˜All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* β€œWait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* β€œTEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* β€œWould...

Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.
Ass, Clock, and Head: You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why untill the night I had a slept over with my squad. It was me David and Kevin and Robert. We played video games till like 2 in the morning. Me and David playing 2k while Kevin spectatates and Robert knocked out. Big rob was sleeping but snoring like snoorlax. Kev trying to get rob to shut up but homie out cold. I learned from when spongebob and Patrick were hibernating with sandy dont mess with fat people and sleep. Kev effingn with him throwing snacks at rob but he still sleep. Kev put a end of the every misery by sliding his toe in Roberts mouth. Kevin's whole toe in Robs mouth like a pacifier. Kevin feet look like the sea shells sold down by the sea shore. I'm lost for words at this astonishment when I catch that shot clock violation. Kev bringing the ball up when Rob took a Mean bite out of Kevin's leg like is was succulent tender piece of chicken. Nigga leg look scrumptious. Vaseline had kevs leg glistening and buttered up like some Rotisserie chicken. Rob looking like catcher freeman head ass the way he chewed up on kevs leg. Rob smiling like he just bit into a piece of Popeyes chicken and not kevs leg. Kev let out a the howl of 1000 demons. Scream sonlound it woke up davids mother. Davids mom instant transmissioned down to the living room where we was. I played dead and tossed the controller by David and rob. The three of my niggas caught a mean ass whooping. I realize that day why black parents say no to sleep overs. Kevs Dumbass shoulda listen to his momma.

You already know if you black your parents don't let you sleep over at peoples crib. Shit just a common universal law. I never knew why unti...