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Apple, Baked, and Fresh: PAIA BAY COFFEE&BAR ALOHA VIBES PAIA MAUI BREAKFAST&LUNCH HAWA ACAI BOWL made in Paia to pped with banana coconut grenola,&honey orliihai 11.50 CAFE FAVO GREEK YOGURT with berries&granola topped wilth honey or ikoi coulis 9.95 HOUSE ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS With local spring mix&salsa 9.95 add avocado (200) HOUSE POUR ORGANIC EGGS&BACON With local spring mix&salsa 11.95add avocado t12e0) ESPRE CAFE VEGA ORGANICEGGS&GOAT CHEESE roasted red peppers, local spring mix&salsa 21.95 CAPP CAFE ORGANIC EGGS&SMOKED SALMON cream cheese, mint lemon maya, spring mix,&alsa 12.95 ORGANICEGGS&AVOCADO SALAD (gluten free/no bread) with litiloi Dijon dressing& salsa .95 ICED DIRT BAGEL SANDWICHES sub a fresh baked croissant (1.sa) HOT MA Ko TOASTED BAGELwith buter 3.50 HO Or FRESH BAKED CROISSANT 4.00 VEGAN BAGEL with pesto, hummus, roasted red peppers, avocada trmat&baby gnens 9.00 TA O CREAM CHEESE&TOMATO BAGEL with pepper. 475 add avecado (200) COCK TURKEY BAGEL with pesto, cream cheese cucumber tomato,&toasted pumpkis seeds 10.45 BACON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato. avocado,&red onion 9.95 SMOKED SALMON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion&capers 11.00 CROISSANTS Webake our craissants each morning, and usually run out noon, and you can substihutefor toast ora bagel WITH NUTELLA& either bananas or strawberies & ourhouse whip cream. 7.25 FETA CHEESE omato cucumber, local spring mix & Dijon mustard mayo 1095 BACON&BRIE avocado &Dijon mustard mayo. 10.95 SANDWICHES Served on whole grain artisan bread with organic lecal mired greens&chips GOAT CHEESE with olive tapenade, roasted red peppers &localtomata 2145 BRIE &APPLE with local tomato, black pepper, & herb mayo. 1145 TURKEY With bacon, local tomato, & herbmayo. 12.45 TUNA with swiss, local tomato, capers, & wasabi mayo. 12.45 Served with galic crostini& lightly dressed with liliker Dijen dresung WATERMELON&FETA with toasted pumpkin seeds, an organic lecal spring mix 195 SMOKED SALMON with swiss, avocado, local tomato,& wasabinmayo. 1395 TALKING STORY We love Paia! SALADS mission to offer great able, environmentaly nights per week alon We hope you like us come to the countert TUNA SALAD with avocado&capers on organic local spring mix 12.95 GRANDMA BRADY'S BANANA BREAD PLAIN 425 CHOCOLATE CHIP& WALNUT 475 GRILLED BANANA BREAD With whipped cream& raspberries 625 When you get someone from dev to write the menu
Apple, Baked, and Fresh: PAIA BAY
 COFFEE&BAR
 ALOHA VIBES
 PAIA MAUI
 BREAKFAST&LUNCH
 HAWA
 ACAI BOWL made in Paia to pped with banana coconut grenola,&honey orliihai 11.50
 CAFE FAVO
 GREEK YOGURT with berries&granola topped wilth honey or ikoi coulis 9.95
 HOUSE
 ORGANIC SCRAMBLED EGGS With local spring mix&salsa 9.95 add avocado (200)
 HOUSE
 POUR
 ORGANIC EGGS&BACON With local spring mix&salsa 11.95add avocado t12e0)
 ESPRE
 CAFE
 VEGA
 ORGANICEGGS&GOAT CHEESE roasted red peppers, local spring mix&salsa 21.95
 CAPP
 CAFE
 ORGANIC EGGS&SMOKED SALMON cream cheese, mint lemon maya, spring mix,&alsa 12.95
 ORGANICEGGS&AVOCADO SALAD (gluten free/no bread) with litiloi Dijon dressing& salsa .95
 ICED
 DIRT
 BAGEL SANDWICHES sub a fresh baked croissant (1.sa)
 HOT
 MA
 Ko
 TOASTED BAGELwith buter 3.50
 HO
 Or FRESH BAKED CROISSANT 4.00
 VEGAN BAGEL with pesto, hummus, roasted red peppers, avocada trmat&baby gnens 9.00
 TA
 O
 CREAM CHEESE&TOMATO BAGEL with pepper. 475 add avecado (200)
 COCK
 TURKEY BAGEL with pesto, cream cheese cucumber tomato,&toasted pumpkis seeds 10.45
 BACON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato. avocado,&red onion 9.95
 SMOKED SALMON BAGEL with cream cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion&capers 11.00
 CROISSANTS
 Webake our craissants each morning, and usually run out noon, and you can substihutefor toast ora bagel
 WITH NUTELLA& either bananas or strawberies & ourhouse whip cream. 7.25
 FETA CHEESE omato cucumber, local spring mix & Dijon mustard mayo 1095
 BACON&BRIE avocado &Dijon mustard mayo. 10.95
 SANDWICHES
 Served on whole grain artisan bread with organic lecal mired greens&chips
 GOAT CHEESE with olive tapenade, roasted red peppers &localtomata 2145
 BRIE &APPLE with local tomato, black pepper, & herb mayo. 1145
 TURKEY With bacon, local tomato, & herbmayo. 12.45
 TUNA with swiss, local tomato, capers, & wasabi mayo. 12.45
 Served with galic crostini& lightly dressed with liliker Dijen dresung
 WATERMELON&FETA with toasted pumpkin seeds, an organic lecal spring mix 195
 SMOKED SALMON with swiss, avocado, local tomato,& wasabinmayo. 1395
 TALKING STORY
 We love Paia!
 SALADS
 mission to offer great
 able, environmentaly
 nights per week alon
 We hope you like us
 come to the countert
 TUNA SALAD with avocado&capers on organic local spring mix 12.95
 GRANDMA BRADY'S BANANA BREAD
 PLAIN 425
 CHOCOLATE CHIP& WALNUT 475
 GRILLED BANANA BREAD With whipped cream& raspberries 625
When you get someone from dev to write the menu

When you get someone from dev to write the menu

Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories
Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
 u/Oceanundertow
 Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
 Get startled by phone ringing
 It's one of my players
 Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
 Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
 favor?"
 OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
 Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
 Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
 story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
 recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
 laptop at the office so I can't play them."
 NaniTheFuck.mp3
 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
 Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
 acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
 Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
 Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
 Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
 her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
 Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
 Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
 I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
 Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
 ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
 deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
 Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
 I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
 over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
 eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
 says he'll see me on game night.
 Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
 for once. I should have thanked him
 I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

positive-memes:Bed time stories

Saw, English, and Boys: Please urinate with precision and elegance. I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.
Saw, English, and Boys: Please urinate with
 precision and elegance.
I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.

I am a mother to 3 boys and saw this on a translated to English sign once. I decided I needed these words in our bathroom as well.