🐣 25+ Best Memes About Opener

Opener: Minimal effort opener

Minimal effort opener

Opener: Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.

Best opener ive ever gotten. Never got a reply.

Opener: First time using that guys opener 🤷‍♂️

First time using that guys opener 🤷‍♂️

Opener: Depressed fridge opener

Depressed fridge opener

Opener: Depressed fridge opener by TheEGreatFish MORE MEMES

Depressed fridge opener by TheEGreatFish MORE MEMES

Opener: Might be the best opener I’ve ever been sent

Might be the best opener I’ve ever been sent

Opener: texuhport:⎆ If you’re a business, brand or content creator, you’re gonna love this ⎆⁣ 🔥 Executive Knight Pen Holder 🔥⁣ YOUR PEN, YOUR MAJESTY!⁣ ⁣ You are above searching for something to sign your name with. When your signature is needed, someone should bow down and offer you a writing implement. And when you are done gracing the document with your royal name, the pen should be taken from you and held at the ready for next time. At least, that’s how special you’ll feel with an Executive Knight Pen Holder on your desk.⁣ ⁣ The Executive Knight Pen Holder is a bowing knight, hands raised to hold your modern quill. Your pen is held aloft, so you never have to figure out which stack of TPS reports it’s buried under. The Executive Knight Pen Holder comes with a pen, but he’s just as happy to hold any other pen (pencil, letter opener, spork, etc.) you own. The Executive Knight Pen Holder will make sure your pen is always at the ready for whatever words need to flow from it.⁣ #internetfamous #instagramfamous https://instagr.am/p/B-mpVMOl3O5/

texuhport:⎆ If you’re a business, brand or content creator, you’re gonna love this ⎆⁣ 🔥 Executive Knight Pen Holder 🔥⁣ YOUR PEN, YOUR MAJ...

Opener: texuhport:⎆ If you’re a business, brand or content creator, you’re gonna love this ⎆⁣ 🔥 Executive Knight Pen Holder 🔥⁣ YOUR PEN, YOUR MAJESTY!⁣ ⁣ You are above searching for something to sign your name with. When your signature is needed, someone should bow down and offer you a writing implement. And when you are done gracing the document with your royal name, the pen should be taken from you and held at the ready for next time. At least, that’s how special you’ll feel with an Executive Knight Pen Holder on your desk.⁣ ⁣ The Executive Knight Pen Holder is a bowing knight, hands raised to hold your modern quill. Your pen is held aloft, so you never have to figure out which stack of TPS reports it’s buried under. The Executive Knight Pen Holder comes with a pen, but he’s just as happy to hold any other pen (pencil, letter opener, spork, etc.) you own. The Executive Knight Pen Holder will make sure your pen is always at the ready for whatever words need to flow from it.⁣ #internetfamous #instagramfamous https://instagr.am/p/B-mpVMOl3O5/

texuhport:⎆ If you’re a business, brand or content creator, you’re gonna love this ⎆⁣ 🔥 Executive Knight Pen Holder 🔥⁣ YOUR PEN, YOUR MAJ...

Opener: I received quite the opener tonight

I received quite the opener tonight

Opener: My opener for every single mom……. results vary.

My opener for every single mom……. results vary.

Opener: This opener Israeli good

This opener Israeli good

Opener: [meme] Homer simpson bottle opener

[meme] Homer simpson bottle opener

Opener: stanford-pines: I want you all to look at the opener of the 1990 Kirkus Media review for Good Omens.

stanford-pines: I want you all to look at the opener of the 1990 Kirkus Media review for Good Omens.

Opener: 1:57 38% faiqa Wednesday 9:27 p.m. sorry but how do you pronounce your name lol Today 1:31 a.m. fi from fight and ka in polka if that makes sense that's a weird way to say mommy LOL im so sorry Today 1:56 a.m. NO I FUCKING LOVED IT Type a message.. GIF II My friend asked me for a good opener for this girl with an exotic name that he matched, the rest speaks for itself

My friend asked me for a good opener for this girl with an exotic name that he matched, the rest speaks for itself

Opener: 35%10:42 AM Sarah Today 10:12 AM Do you have a favorite dinosa ur Today 10:30 AM Tie-Sarah-tops Aw someone beat me to it... My answer is usually Tri-sarah-topless though Omg. You were cute till that horrible joke Damn...guess my chances with you are now extinct Sent Type GIF a message... טך An old school opener

An old school opener

Opener: 94% 5:52 Mirinda Thursday 11:02 PM Hey, so I'm a pretty upfront person, since I've been through a lot of shitty relationships lol! Anyways do you believe in Jesus? Are you willing to wait for marriage? Do you have a car and a job? And if we make it this far, are you willing to pick me up,& pay on the first date? Today 5:52 AM I'd quit using that as your opener tbh. Instead try, "Hi, I have red flags. Date me" lol. Sent Type a message... GIF II “Hi there, I’m a red flag, please date me.”

“Hi there, I’m a red flag, please date me.”

Opener: Lost BURGER C Set of House Keys black automatic car door opener front&back house keys silver safe key if found please return to: Actual Address Brooklyn NY 11233 f'm usually home after 5pm. Thank you They lost their common sense too…

They lost their common sense too…

Opener: Lost BURGER C Set of House Keys black automatic car door opener front&back house keys silver safe key if found please return to: Actual Address Brooklyn NY 11233 f'm usually home after 5pm. Thank you They lost their common sense too…

They lost their common sense too…

Opener: an eye opener. ARSOUT VODKA DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS ICE DESTROYS OUZO ICE THE LIVER DESTROYS THE HEART ICE WHISKEY + DESTROYS THE BRAIN ICE GIN Lord Statty @stattydread This Ice shit is dangerous that ice is dangerous via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2W5ySlK

that ice is dangerous via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2W5ySlK

Opener: an eye opener. ARSOUT VODKA DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS ICE DESTROYS OUZO ICE THE LIVER DESTROYS THE HEART ICE WHISKEY + DESTROYS THE BRAIN ICE GIN Lord Statty @stattydread This Ice shit is dangerous that ice is dangerous

that ice is dangerous

Opener: an eye opener. ARSOUT VODKA DESTROYS THE KIDNEYS ICE DESTROYS OUZO ICE THE LIVER DESTROYS THE HEART ICE WHISKEY + DESTROYS THE BRAIN ICE GIN Lord Statty @stattydread This Ice shit is dangerous that ice is dangerous by suboppheh MORE MEMES

that ice is dangerous by suboppheh MORE MEMES

Opener: When you come up with a clever opener and wait for the reply to post it on ritinder only to find yourself on tindermightmares on Instagram Stay safe out there, guys

Stay safe out there, guys

Opener: Your nudes won't impress me... CHANGE MY MIND I have a new opener

I have a new opener

Opener: 17:21 Kellie YOU MATCHED WITH KELLIE ON 04/09/2019 You must be today's date because you're 3/10 Do you have dyslexia? I put the sex in dyslexia Sent Type a message.. Send GIF Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10

Lads, we’ve got an easy opener until 12/10

Opener: l Sprint 12:35 PM 92% Katie YOU SUPER LIKED KATIE ON 10/2/19 Can I be the second thing you decide to do after you turned 18? Sent Today 12:27 PM Honestly smoothest opener I've gotten Type a message Send GIF Her bio said “This was the first thing I decided to do after I turned 18”

Her bio said “This was the first thing I decided to do after I turned 18”

Opener: 087 10:18 Telstra VoLTE Sarah Togay 9:08 am I know your bio said you get asked this a lot, but for real though how big are your hands though? I would say a Medium I don't know where I thought I was going to go with that opener but I've got nothing Today 9:50 am Hahahaa that's okay at least you didn't start with my titties lol Today 10:17 am But I'll finish on them CLobal Sent Type a message... GIF RREE Her bio read “you probably get this a lot but HoW BiG aRe ThEy”

Her bio read “you probably get this a lot but HoW BiG aRe ThEy”

Opener: Anonymous said to ask-art-student-prussia: WHAT ABOUT LUDWIG AND ALDERICH THOUGH IN m not goim to lie, when Gilbert told me he was golng to get manmied, aged abovt 50 yes Jesus what an opener I feel even oldex just being here Thai's he fist funny thing hes Sald in ages. Nice Fist tunePeally felfold", honatly Its a moment thuet really resonales n life as a father Gilbert, you nave the boldest pesonulh Ive ever sean. And watching you goh as your father is thre mest incedile and nerveuraking part of my life. When Yov oroughtRoderidh home, I Saw this look In your eyes. That's when rea lized just how far yovve Come. Youre so grown vp. Youll always 6e my son butnow youre Someones husband. And thats very Important msh you both the bes ask-art-student-prussia: what about alderich and ludwig?

ask-art-student-prussia: what about alderich and ludwig?

Opener: CF ΕΤ ΝNN- Η FINAL 10 13 μο FINAL: The @Lions win their home opener! #LACvsDET https://t.co/aPv50am5Xa

FINAL: The @Lions win their home opener! #LACvsDET https://t.co/aPv50am5Xa

Opener: FECH NFL 18 31 FINAL G10-3 KICKOFF МAРОСNR Co FINAL: The @packers WIN the #NFL100 season opener! #GoPackGo (by @Lexus) https://t.co/GulV1W92mC

FINAL: The @packers WIN the #NFL100 season opener! #GoPackGo (by @Lexus) https://t.co/GulV1W92mC

Opener: MARE Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.” (via Dan Wiederer)

Khalil Mack when asked if he’s ready for Thursday night’s season opener vs. Green Bay: “I’m so ready to hit somebody.” (via Dan Wiederer)

Opener: Sup me BIG Wisconsin RB Jonathan Taylor hit the ground running in their season opener: 🔺 183 total yards 🔺 4 total TD's 🔺 8.4 yards per carry 🔺 Heisman endorsement from Mahomes Set the bar high in Week One

Wisconsin RB Jonathan Taylor hit the ground running in their season opener: 🔺 183 total yards 🔺 4 total TD's 🔺 8.4 yards per carry 🔺 Hei...

Opener: . l 32% 7:17& Briar Wednesday 8:31 PM do u ever swipe right on someone and hope that itll be a match? that was me when i saw your profile x thats a terrible opener but i just want to be honest with u since were gonna get married now Haha do you say that to every girl in hopes? nah i dont, i promise believe it or not my openers get a lot worse than that My opener is usually... HELLO THERE General Kenobi We can get married yes Type a message.. GIF a perfect love

a perfect love

Opener: Conor @conorbrn AmI doing Tinder right? What's your favourite kind of soup? Ummmm chicken and vegetable.... Today 19:53 A fine choice Why thank you What an odd first question though aha You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup What can you tell about me? You like chicken and vegetable soup Sent A fine opener

A fine opener

Opener: Today 9:57 PM Okay Google order garlic bread on uber eats Okay Google stop listening Google stop listening Okay Google close tinder Google stop Uhhhh oh my god that's embarrassing uhhhhhh Greatest opener I’ve ever received on here

Greatest opener I’ve ever received on here

Opener: 48% 6:32 4G Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but think about this... As you said 84 years later the movie titanic was made, it pulled an amazing $2.187 billion in the box office, won 11 Oscars and was the real birth of the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio. A movie like that is remembered, not for the nudes but the love story that these nudes helped blossem into the romance of the century, envied by many. Not only could these nudes be the start of your own great romance but think about the royalties your own film could bring in another 84 years... Catherine, 24 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be around for the royalties in 84 years" but Catherine.... Your children will reap the Australian Catholic University 11 km away benefits for years, so Catherine dont do it for me, don't do it for you... But do it for our children! Why won't I send you nudes? Let me remind you of this little movie called Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one This is far and away the best opener has ever heard of... have ever heard in my 23 years on this Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the planet, I read it to my mum. Not even kidding. And she briefly discussed with me the idea of sending you a nude still ends up on television. No one is safe. nude purely for the comedic value of this message! What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered You've just clocked tinder, well done 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O sir And the thought of setting our children up for life, now that's definitely tempting :p E42 Do it for the kids!!

Do it for the kids!!

Opener: Who else thinks my wifes new can opener (hehe) looks like a strange sex toy?

Who else thinks my wifes new can opener (hehe) looks like a strange sex toy?

Opener: Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I wanna kill myself Wait fuck I messed that up What I meant to say was Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you Today 3:42 PM that was hands down the best opener I've ever heard never change Wait fuck by TheRealDotsch MORE MEMES

Wait fuck by TheRealDotsch MORE MEMES

Opener: Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I wanna kill myself Wait fuck I messed that up What I meant to say was Damn girl are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you Today 3:42 PM that was hands down the best opener I've ever heard never change Wait fuck

Wait fuck

Opener: 11:47 Sam I was going to use one as an opener then thought about how many you probably had gotten already. How was your day? Today 10:57 PM Wait wtf Are you the person with the id Today 11:19 PM Yes Sam I'm dead I would say this is some elaborate scheme I came up with to get you to go on an ice cream date but...I'm really just dumb and lost my ID Hahahaha I love it so much. I actually have another date at noon but are you free after that? Lol yes I am. + Sent Type a message Send GIF I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.

I matched with her before I lost my student ID. She messaged me on Facebook to give it back. She has just now made the connection.

Opener: B 94% 5:52 Mirinda Thursday 11:02 PM Hey, so I'm a pretty upfront person, since I've been through a lot of shitty relationships lol! Anyways do you believe in Jesus? Are you willing to wait for marriage? Do you have a car and a job? And if we make it this far, are you willing to pick me up,&pay on the first date? Today 5:52 AM I'd quit using that as your opener tbh. Instead try, "Hi, I have red flags. Date me" lol. Sent Type a message... GIF Steve holt! Uber Humor failnation: ‘Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.’

failnation: ‘Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.’

Opener: 94% 5:52 Mirinda Thursday 11:02 PM Неу, so I'm a pretty upfront person, since I've been through a lot of shitty relationships lol! Anyways do you believe in Jesus? Are you willing to wait for marriage? Do you have a car and a job? And if we make it this far, are you willing to pick me up,& pay on the first date? Today 5:52 AM I'd quit using that as your opener tbh. Instead try, "Hi, I have red flags. Date me" lol. Sent Type a message... GIF II “Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.”

“Hi there, I’m a red flag. Date me.”

Opener: ARIZONA CARDINA ALS 16 CARINALS PRESEASON 2019 LAC 13 17 AZ FINAL FINAL: @AZCardinals win their #NFLPreseason opener! #LACvsAZ https://t.co/OCjCXYAenn

FINAL: @AZCardinals win their #NFLPreseason opener! #LACvsAZ https://t.co/OCjCXYAenn

Opener: Today 12:13 If I flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head? In terms of coins it's 50/50 hence why people flip them to decide things In terms of a blowjob, there's zero chance of that Hope this helps :) Sent Type a message GIF Admittedly not the worst opener but certainly not the best

Admittedly not the worst opener but certainly not the best

Opener: 16 10 MAE hins Dolphins Ryan Fitzpatrick to start @MiamiDolphins' preseason opener: https://t.co/WOxrcqw1SU (via @kpatra) https://t.co/RRyDPCwaic

Ryan Fitzpatrick to start @MiamiDolphins' preseason opener: https://t.co/WOxrcqw1SU (via @kpatra) https://t.co/RRyDPCwaic

Opener: 7 36% Messenger l 16:30 Chloe YOU MATCHED WITH CHLOE ON 30/07/2019. Hey Chloe, please choose from the following options: 1. Awful pickup line 2. Interesting fact about a subject of your choosing 3. A generic opener of no significance Sent 4 me coming round and sitting on that face of yours till you stop breathing x Type a message... Send GIF A surprise to be sure.

A surprise to be sure.

Opener: Ashton 6 @playboiashton me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener Tweet vertalen 16 jul. 19 om 18:10 Twitter for iPhone When you’re both

When you’re both

Opener: Ashton 6 @playboiashton me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener Tweet vertalen 16 jul. 19 om 18:10 Twitter for iPhone When you’re both (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

When you’re both (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Opener: Ashton 6 @playboiashton me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener Tweet vertalen 16 jul. 19 om 18:10 Twitter for iPhone When you’re both

When you’re both

Opener: Ashton 6 @playboiashton me during morning shift: aye who the FUCK closed last night me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener Tweet vertalen 16 jul. 19 om 18:10 Twitter for iPhone When you’re both by utdJoker MORE MEMES

When you’re both by utdJoker MORE MEMES

Opener: No bottle opener? No problem. Just get a chopstick.

No bottle opener? No problem. Just get a chopstick.

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