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Dick, Red, and Roses: IDAHO PHALIRK Roses are red, suck on my dick. Is this the krusty crab, no this is
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Roses are red, suck on my dick. Is this the krusty crab, no this is

Roses are red, suck on my dick. Is this the krusty crab, no this is

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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: The edgy 14 year starter old pack "Vro" Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she was riding and started farting I was like "what the fuck is you farting" She said "nah bitch why you lying" Then I seen drops coming out her ass Damn she farted on my dick Damn then she shitted Damn that's a combo Killing shit bitch call me Rambo Bitch nasty why she shit up on my dick Bitch nasty with a nasty clit Damn now I got a nasty dick Damn Bitch was riding and she farted Came to the party and she looking good Got to the room and she licked it good She pulled down her pants and I was like Ughhh Damn, you ugly Damn, that bitch was ugly All I seen was her from behind That ass was so big yeah it caught my eyes But damn, she farted on my dick Damn, she shitted on my shit Man that's some fucked up shit Man she farted on my dick She sharted on my shit, fam You a nasty bitch Nasty hoe oh nasty hoe You a nasty hoe go and wash your pussy hoe Damn, she farted on my dick She shitted on my shit She shitted on my shit Never fuck with wit I'm never fucking with her again Never ever ever ever ever man Ever ever ever ever That bitch smell like smokey on Friday Taking a shit on my dick Bitch is you crazy I should slap the bitch Ooh Ugh That's a nasty bitch I can't even finish this song cause I'm so fucking disgusted man
Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: The
 edgy
 14 year starter
 old
 pack
 "Vro"
Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she was riding and started farting I was like "what the fuck is you farting" She said "nah bitch why you lying" Then I seen drops coming out her ass Damn she farted on my dick Damn then she shitted Damn that's a combo Killing shit bitch call me Rambo Bitch nasty why she shit up on my dick Bitch nasty with a nasty clit Damn now I got a nasty dick Damn Bitch was riding and she farted Came to the party and she looking good Got to the room and she licked it good She pulled down her pants and I was like Ughhh Damn, you ugly Damn, that bitch was ugly All I seen was her from behind That ass was so big yeah it caught my eyes But damn, she farted on my dick Damn, she shitted on my shit Man that's some fucked up shit Man she farted on my dick She sharted on my shit, fam You a nasty bitch Nasty hoe oh nasty hoe You a nasty hoe go and wash your pussy hoe Damn, she farted on my dick She shitted on my shit She shitted on my shit Never fuck with wit I'm never fucking with her again Never ever ever ever ever man Ever ever ever ever That bitch smell like smokey on Friday Taking a shit on my dick Bitch is you crazy I should slap the bitch Ooh Ugh That's a nasty bitch I can't even finish this song cause I'm so fucking disgusted man

Couldn't think of a caption so: - Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she shitted on my dick Damn, why she shit up on my shit Damn, she w...

Bad, Boner, and Boo: 3 GUYS CONFESS THE BAFFLİNG THINGS THEY DID-WITH THEIR DICKS Towel Tried to see how many full size bath towels I could It was 4 and my dick almost snapped so I would not recommend, I'm average at 6 inches too so it's not ike I have a huge one either 2. Woah Sucked my own dick. You know that feeing after you finish to some questionable porn? That times 1000. 3. Getting To First Place Used it as雥gearshift and made car noises and pretended that I was racing. 4. Bad Stand Up Not me, but my gf loves to hold it like a microphone and tap it while saying Is this thing on? And proceeding into a whole bad joke stand up routine. This is haw about half of her bj attermpts end 5. Peek-a-Boo I'm uncircumcised. I used to kind of roll my foreskin nward until my entire penis was hidden. Then I'd let go and let it pop back out again. Shit was wild. 6. Limbering Up Did stretching exercises with it as a teen to sco if it pump from the kitchen for vacuum seal containers One time after I boned my girlfriend, I walked out to get a glass of water. As I passed my couch my cat swats at me and grazes my sack So I bopped him on top his head with my hailf-chub that My buddy in the sixth grade told me his story Everyone remembers how fun it is to put glue on your hand, and peel it ofr? He mutiplied the fun by putting it on his dick. And then, to multiply that fun by 10x he used superglue. Long story short, he had to have his mom poke holes in the peehole just so he could take a leak. He said it shot in multiple streams 10. Poor Teddy During one particularly heated masturbation session 14-year-old me decided to stick his dick in a hole in the rear end of his beloved childhood teddy bear to see if he could simulate having sex with something It didn't feel good or bad, and afterwards I oould never look it in the face again. 11. Puppet Master After we were done and it was in a relaxed state, had an ex that thought it was hilarious to shake it as if it were head banging and say "righteous!" in a voice that I guess was supposed to be that of my penis. When I was about 10 I put acetone on my junk. Seems weird. Made sense though as I wanted to remove the smiley face painted on with nail polish. 11 out of 10 would NOT recommend 13. Bro Stuff Gone Way Too Far A few years ago my best fiend had those giant holes n the lobes of his ears. He said it "made him look cool. Another friend thought I couldn't fit my penis through it ear hole and we bet 50 bucks. Put that image in your head 14. Hot Dog Time My girfriend at the time said she was hungry late at night and I asked if she wanted a hot dog. Went to the fridge, put my dick in a bun, put mustard on it, and walked bare assed back to my room and said, here ya go. She thought it was hilarious. I'm just glad my roommates didn't happen to come downstairs and see me putting mustard on my dick luminated by the gentle glow of the open fridge Whenaver I gat out of the shower with a semi chub I sometimes make it swing left and right so it slaps my hips and makes a noise. ng Stuck I fucked a bottle onca and my dick got stuck, had to So when I was a kid I had always heard masturbation referred to as "whacking off so the first time I tried t I literally just slapped my penis. Not hard just soft ittle taps. It actually worked but I'm glad I figured out 18. Timbeeeeeerrrrri I like to watch it fall like ล tree after an erection l fucked a full jar of strawberry jam. My housemates all skipped town very quickly after graduation, leaving me to clean the apartment, One of them left the jar of jam, and I was like, fuck it! 20. Fit Everything You Can my He has his foreskin, so one day we decided to stick an R4 cartridge ffor pirating Nintendo DS games) into t. Then the GBA cartridge (for same) lengthwise Then widthwise (t was a bit of a stretch lo took pictures Back Guarantee Put it in a kettle. Then got really depressed and questioned my life choices. Then later I was in the store I originally bought the kettle and saw there was a sign saying it had a fault and they were being recalled in, so I took it back, got the money and bought Assassin's Creed 2. 22. The Writer Typed. You have to keep rubbing it so it's heavy enough, then squat over the keyboard. Here- Naver mind. I was gonna type a sentence that way but I'm too lazy to boner 23. Pew Pew I'm uncircuncised and when I was younger I used to fill up my foreskin with water when I was in the bath and would shoot it out like a water gun Most of them are weird, but some are actually fun to play with!
Bad, Boner, and Boo: 3 GUYS CONFESS
 THE BAFFLİNG THINGS
 THEY DID-WITH THEIR
 DICKS
 Towel
 Tried to see how many full size bath towels I could
 It was 4 and my dick almost snapped so I would not
 recommend, I'm average at 6 inches too so it's not
 ike I have a huge one either
 2. Woah
 Sucked my own dick. You know that feeing after you
 finish to some questionable porn? That times 1000.
 3. Getting To First Place
 Used it as雥gearshift and made car noises and
 pretended that I was racing.
 4. Bad Stand Up
 Not me, but my gf loves to hold it like a microphone
 and tap it while saying
 Is this thing on?
 And proceeding into a whole bad joke stand up
 routine.
 This is haw about half of her bj attermpts end
 5. Peek-a-Boo
 I'm uncircumcised. I used to kind of roll my foreskin
 nward until my entire penis was hidden. Then I'd let
 go and let it pop back out again. Shit was wild.
 6. Limbering Up
 Did stretching exercises with it as a teen to sco if it
 pump from the kitchen for vacuum seal containers
 One time after I boned my girlfriend, I walked out to
 get a glass of water. As I passed my couch my cat
 swats at me and grazes my sack
 So I bopped him on top his head with my hailf-chub
 that
 My buddy in the sixth grade told me his story
 Everyone remembers how fun it is to put glue on your
 hand, and peel it ofr? He mutiplied the fun by putting
 it on his dick. And then, to multiply that fun by 10x
 he used superglue. Long story short, he had to have
 his mom poke holes in the peehole just so he could
 take a leak. He said it shot in multiple streams
 10. Poor Teddy
 During one particularly heated masturbation session
 14-year-old me decided to stick his dick in a hole in
 the rear end of his beloved childhood teddy bear to
 see if he could simulate having sex with something
 It didn't feel good or bad, and afterwards I oould
 never look it in the face again.
 11. Puppet Master
 After we were done and it was in a relaxed state, had
 an ex that thought it was hilarious to shake it as if it
 were head banging and say "righteous!" in a voice
 that I guess was supposed to be that of my penis.
 When I was about 10 I put acetone on my junk.
 Seems weird. Made sense though as I wanted to
 remove the smiley face painted on with nail polish. 11
 out of 10 would NOT recommend
 13. Bro Stuff Gone Way Too Far
 A few years ago my best fiend had those giant holes
 n the lobes of his ears. He said it "made him look
 cool. Another friend thought I couldn't fit my penis
 through it ear hole and we bet 50 bucks.
 Put that image in your
 head
 14. Hot Dog Time
 My girfriend at the time said she was hungry late at
 night and I asked if she wanted a hot dog. Went to
 the fridge, put my dick in a bun, put mustard on it,
 and walked bare assed back to my room and said,
 here ya go. She thought it was hilarious. I'm just
 glad my roommates didn't happen to come
 downstairs and see me putting mustard on my dick
 luminated by the gentle glow of the open fridge
 Whenaver I gat out of the shower with a semi chub I
 sometimes make it swing left and right so it slaps my
 hips and makes a noise.
 ng Stuck
 I fucked a bottle onca and my dick got stuck, had to
 So when I was a kid I had always heard masturbation
 referred to as "whacking off so the first time I tried t
 I literally just slapped my penis. Not hard just soft
 ittle taps. It actually worked but I'm glad I figured out
 18. Timbeeeeeerrrrri
 I like to watch it fall like ล tree after an erection
 l fucked a full jar of strawberry jam. My housemates
 all skipped town very quickly after graduation, leaving
 me to clean the apartment, One of them left the jar of
 jam, and I was like, fuck it!
 20. Fit Everything You Can
 my
 He has his foreskin, so one day we decided to stick
 an R4 cartridge ffor pirating Nintendo DS games) into
 t. Then the GBA cartridge (for same) lengthwise
 Then widthwise (t was a bit of a stretch lo took
 pictures
 Back Guarantee
 Put it in a kettle. Then got really depressed and
 questioned my life choices. Then later I was in the
 store I originally bought the kettle and saw there was
 a sign saying it had a fault and they were being
 recalled in, so I took it back, got the money and
 bought Assassin's Creed 2.
 22. The Writer
 Typed. You have to keep rubbing it so it's heavy
 enough, then squat over the keyboard. Here-
 Naver mind. I was gonna type a sentence that way
 but I'm too lazy to boner
 23. Pew Pew
 I'm uncircuncised and when I was younger I used to
 fill up my foreskin with water when I was in the bath
 and would shoot it out like a water gun
Most of them are weird, but some are actually fun to play with!

Most of them are weird, but some are actually fun to play with!

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Wow, Dick, and Light: Wow now I know why men be on my dick Cus of my legs like legs are hot I see the light now

Wow now I know why men be on my dick Cus of my legs like legs are hot I see the light now