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Huh, Party, and Tumblr: SI SI SI SI SI SI SI S SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI CAFFECELATI SSSS kaijuno: graynard: evilbuildingsblog: The headquarters of Mussolini’s Italian Fascist Party (1934) *italian guy watching them build that* huh. thats probably fine That is… the most obviously evil lair I have ever seen

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Control, Acronym, and Information: Tip: before making up a new acronym, make sure that it's not already in use Pro Big Data Security Management Data Security Management Framework Design BDSM Implement Improve BDSM BDSM Operate Monitor BDSM BDSM performance indicators against designed objectives and provides feedback and performance deficiencie BDSM stands for big data securityecurity design, quality control, and continuous improvement. ssful adoption of a security Ssess information security risks, apply suitable controls, adequately protect information assets ecurity breaches, and to achieve and maintain regulatory compliance. The ISO 27000 stupulates mation security management framework must deliver the following desirable outcomes (ISO/ management, obviously ganizations to iden- Thanks I hate big data now

Thanks I hate big data now

Instagram, Target, and Teacher: gayestgaytoevergayupleb: celindrea: woobification: babydollbucky: thegreynightsky: diaryofakanemem: Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?! Be sure to check out IAmDSharp! GO OFFF Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black. Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players. This person is the real deal. They were clearly trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that? >:3c

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Be Like, English, and Poland: English teachers just be like: hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor which symbolises the effect of post war russla's effect on the class system of poland, obviously made bhider .

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Animals, Apparently, and Comfortable: did you know? When GiGi the horned owl sustained a near-fatal head injury, she was nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky at an animal rescue in Mississippi. He soon left town to visit family, but when he finally returned, she danced on his arm, put her head on his shoulder, and hugged him with her wings. PHOTO: FACEBOOK, WILD AT HEART RES CUE DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM wingedpredators: birds-and-pizza: talons-mcbeak: did-you-kno: When GiGi the horned owl sustained a near-fatal head injury, she was nursed back to health by Doug Pojeky at an animal rescue in Mississippi. When Doug was growing up, a great horned owl used to perch on the top of his family barn. His father saw the owl often, but he and the rest of his family rarely did. However, on the morning of his father’s death, the owl was spotted overlooking the farm house, where Pojeky’s father had passed away, before flying off into the woods. “For some reason when that bird was hugging me, all I could think of was my dad.” Source Source 2 no no no no no this owl is not a happy owl this owl is an injured, weak owl with a head injury this owl is not displaying appropriate owl behaviors and is ill-equipped for life as a wild owl. this owl should be trying to escape and/or murder this man because that is just what owls do, especially great horned owls apparently this owl got released which really alarmed me because either she made a miraculous recovery or she was completely not in any way ready for release and doesn’t have great chances of survival believe me, i wish owls were all cuddly sweethearts who gave hugs and appreciated our care but that is so very much not reality. even the sweetest owl i know - who is the light of my life and a joy to work with - likes to murder stuff and will hiss and threaten you if he doesn’t trust you or wants you to gtfo. and when i say “sweetest owl” basically i just mean that he’s bonded to his two main trainers and is comfortable with us but if you ask anyone else he’s a grouchy old man with sharp talons. because he’s an owl. he’s not a snuggly pet. and he’s a 14-year-old captive-bred barn owl who has lived with humans and been an education bird his whole life, not a wild great horned owl who is clearly injured and having a shitty week of being grabbed and handled by giant mammals. this great horned owl is not a happy owl and it certainly isn’t feeling any sort of gratitude. mostly she’s too sick/injured to have enough energy to defend herself or hold her wings up or keep her eyes open. when wild animals get released it’s nice to think that they are silently thanking us for saving them, but that’s what we don’t want. we want them to be ready for life in the wild, which means we want them to hate us and want to avoid humans forever, because that gives them the best chance of survival. the best thanks you can get from a rehabilitated wild animal is when they fly/run/swim the fuck away from you as soon as you open the cage and never look back. those are the successes. I can preach what @talons-mcbeak said This owl obviously is not aware of anything that is going on and is showing signs of a very very serious head injury (trust me, I’ve seen my fair share). You can see in the gif she attempted to bite him. She is just too weak and sick to be able to stop this person from manhandling her. This man is not handling this bird right at all, and wild great horned owls are never friendly. That owl should not be put into those positions or used to promote such a disgusting lie by a man who obviously doesn’t know what he’s doing. It is a wild animal not a domestic. Do not believe this bullshit story! This! This 100 times over! UGH. I keep seeing this owl picture and story passed around on Facebook, Tumblr, etc. with captions of ‘awwwww’ and ‘Cute!’ and so forth. No. It’s not ‘cute’. That owl is so unfit to be released and weak and probably in high states of stress. Anyone who knows the slightest thing about owl behaviour knows that this is not a ‘thankful’ or ‘happy animal’. Owls can’t even feel any love-related emotions to humans. Period. Please share the truth about this story. The above two comments say a lot. :/ Shame on that ‘rehabber’ for passing on such false information and for treating that poor injured owl in such a way.

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Dad, Police, and Tumblr: for. good Rx Comments Highly Satisfie Health Care Needs Why Highly Satisfied great Highly Satisfiee I ordered 1 lb of green beans. I received 1 green bean. This is honestly the most hilarious thing -the entertainment value of seeing one sad lonely green bean in a large produce bag more than makes up for the lack of remaining green beans. Note: On the website, green beans are added by the pound. Even though my order contained 1 lb of green beans, my receipt shows I was only charged for .01 lbs of green beans (presumably, the weight of exactly one green bean), for a total of 2 cents. So, I paid a very fair price for my single green bean. I have remaining questions. Who filled this order? Was the "Ib" unit absent, ClickList - Why Not Highly Satisfied Satisfied or did they really think a customer wanted a Clicklist employee to painstakingly pick out a single green bean for them? What kind of sociopath would order one green bean? Did you consider calling the police on that person? Obviously I don't expect answers to all of these, but they are honest questions I have. ClickList - Why Highly Satisfied Ease Highly Satisfied dankmemecentral1: My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

dankmemecentral1: My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

Be Like, Emoji, and Twitter: Kyle @KylePlant Emoji 5h @KylePlantEmoji- 5h My conspiracy theory is that there's such thing as witness protection. When the government erases your identity, they just fuckin kill you. It's cheaper, easier, and when people are like "no seriously, where are they" they can be like "I know right? How good are we?!" 31 t254 3,236 Kyle @KylePlantEmoji 5h Loving the idea of someone in witness protection scrolling through Twitter, seeing this tweet, and being angry because they know I'm wrong but obviously can't say it 24 L745 1,511

Burger King, Pizza, and Game: Americans: we have a game here where we try and find buildings that were obviously built as Pizza Huts but aren't anymore, you can still tell from the shape and roof of the building. Do you have anything like that? Germans: uh BURGER KING

Asian, Cinderella , and Disney: iglcc Ok I'm losing my witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever right now because I just deliver. I'm just sitting here at the park and there's a group of little girls near me. They decided to play 'Disney Princesses' and this one girl who probably thinks she's the 'leader' was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa... So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like "Why am I Mulan? She's not a princess". The leader says in a nasty tone "Yeah but you have small eyes like her" The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: "Then I think you should be one of Cinderella's sisters". The leader tilts her head and goes "Why?", so my little hernine anes "because vou're ualv like them" APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA More laughs at FUNSubstance.com

Brain, Evolution, and How: what if we use 100% of our brain? Evolution Human B How do I communicate with blind people? Like obviously there's Braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally? Edit: nvm you can just talk to them Give Award Share Save 77 Comments Braille

Braille

Africa, Bitch, and Bruh: i IHLAYANEWS.COM Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle nunyabizni: nunyabizni: lastsonlost: yeahiwasintheshit: okayysophia: uncleromeo: bruh Shoot this bitch. Shoot this bitch right fucking now. Looking around for more mainstream sources on this, most seem to be news services in Africa, but I did come across this gem that doesn’t seem to grasp the implications of this situation. HILLARIOUS….A Woman Who Impregnated Herself With A Stolen Used Condom Wins US$3Million In Child Support Battle. Because obviously this is funny as hell and not a tragic exploitation of the US justice system. Dude’s got money, I hope he sues her into oblivion and takes his kid back if this is a legit story, I’m still mildly iffy since some of the details change from article to article. Oh thank God skepticism wins this round @lastsonlosthttps://www.truthorfiction.com/hotel-cleaner-who-stole-sperm-from-a-millionaires-used-condom-won-child-support-battle-millions/In its apparent first iteration, the claim was shared by the site ihlayanews.com on November 9 2019. That site claimed::A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.ect.Ihlaya News’ header has faint text reading “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which was translated by Africa Check:“Ihlaya News” roughly translates, from isiZulu, as “crazy person news”. The site’s tagline is “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou” – Afrikaans for “news parody that you like”.When Ihlaya News (“crazy person news”) published “Hotel cleaner who stole sperm from a used condom won child support battle” on November 9 2019, faint “satire” signifiers appeared on that first iteration. When numerous outlets in Africa shared it, those details were stripped away, as was the case with screenshots of the “news” on Facebook. However, the claim originated with an openly satirical site.TL:DR; story came from a satire site and a bunch of African news sources “ate the onion” as it were. That’s a relief

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Af, Fake, and Fam: 1:50 Alex YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 11/10/19 Ok boomer How Dare You I'm edgy af Same, fam. Uh, lit? (I don't think people still say fam or lit but I am obviously very cool so I can still say them.) Nah fam it's cool to say lit. I was just having this discussion the other day with my fellow millennial edge lords. M'lady Yeah, that fuckin slaps, bro. Big ups! I'd upvote this comment if I could Gimme those fake internet points! Karma train here we come! Type a message Send GIF Self-awareness

Self-awareness

Apparently, Christmas, and Facebook: norwayeah tell me about the norwegian butter crisis (AVA) AT poseicchi ok so the butter crisis (aka the most embarrassing moment in norwegian history) was caused by this "low carb, high fat" fad diet that was really big in 2011 and idk the details on how it worked but people ate a lot of butter, and towards the end of the year people were like "oh s we're gonna run out of butter" which basically caused everyone to panic and buy all the butter from every store and so we actually did run out. since this happened around christmas people were especially freaking out since we use a lot of butter in our christmas recipes and we tried getting our neighbour countires to give us some butter but most of them refused bc putting up a temporary butter market in norway would obviously not be very beneficial but luckily in the end denmark gave in and let us have some (although a lot of people didn't wanna buy that bc apparently danish butter isn't good enough for us??? idek the whole situation was ridiculous) imo the best part of it was how hecking proud people who managed to get their hands on some butter were like they would change their facebook profile pics to them posing with butter the whole thing was just wild 24390123456789 lord-kitschener these are the descendants of vikings we're talking about here Source: 24390123456789 #norway #norge #norsk #norwegian #butter crisis # 2011 73 416 notes

Oprah Winfrey, Tumblr, and Blog: Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars. memehumor: Obviously.

memehumor: Obviously.

Ass, Bunnies, and Butt: ON40147% 09:32 M Kizzy Thursday 18:54 Daymmmm girl, do you poop out of that butt. Thicc with 2 c's Thursday 22:16 Ass on double C's and tits on double G's You'd be worth the 18 years of child support Thursday 22:55 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me! Let me guess, daddy issues? Always chasing that toxic ex cause his dick game a1? Choke game strong? Nah moved on from all that shit... except the choke game, still on that Well thats a plus So if my dad was here he'd be asking you what your intentions are with his son, but he went to get milk 26 year ago and i think he got lost. So, what are your intentions young lady Thursday 23:38 Hmm that's funny... maybe he went same place my dad did Well I mean obviously my intentions are to settle down and raise a load of nice lil bunnies, why else would I be on tinder Type a message.. GIF O Am i doing it right?

Am i doing it right?

Batman, Birthday, and Bitch: So ur into comics huh? Batman? Yeah SPOILER alert : Jason Todd dies He's the 2nd robin If you don't want to read anymore I understand Hahaha justiceleaque comic gatekeepers are..wild there-are-many-ways-to-smile Did you spoil him back with something better justiceleaque i have done my part bye Jim gordon became batman recently What the fuck you bitch Type a message... 37q ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs sugrspellitout The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said "probably buying something for her boyfriend...stick to blow jobs bitch it's not like you know what you're looking at" so I turned around and say "Luke Skywalker dies." They look at me speechless, they hadn't seen the movie yet. "What did you say? "I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don't get the fuck away from me l'll tell you how Snoke dies too" Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18 autumngracy POWER MOVE Source: justiceleaque 26 Top Tumblr Posts – Page 2 – funnyyear.com

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Girls, Heaven, and My House: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she could nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k awesomacious: This guy has a place in heaven

awesomacious: This guy has a place in heaven

Best Friend, Fucking, and Jedi: Unknown to Kenobi, he was also being rigorously hunted ortured several Jedi in order to find kenobi's whereabouts, and sparing no expense to do This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however cupcakeshakesnake: thesouthernjedi: roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name. I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again I’d like to remind everyone again that it’s literally canon that Vader can’t step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i d o n t l i k e s a n d okay but what if everyone was like ‘vader, kenobi’s on tattooine. he’s obviously on tattooine. he’s been there for years. he’s just right fucking there, we all know it.’ and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they’re magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like ‘no i don’t like that try again’. kenobi’s just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn’t need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say ‘COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND’ and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate. palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino ‘he’s on tattooine,’ palpatine says. ‘nuh uh,’ vader says, and peers under a couch. peers under a couch This is the best Star Wars post I have read in a while.

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Brilliant, They, and Well: WELL, THEY WeRe OBVIOUSLY MARRIED COESY SPEEOBUMP.cOmoST.B eA A brilliant deduction!

A brilliant deduction!

Girls, Heaven, and My House: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she could nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k This guy has a place in heaven

This guy has a place in heaven

Dank, Girls, and Memes: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she cou ld nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k F for the boy by Fuze_d2 MORE MEMES

F for the boy by Fuze_d2 MORE MEMES

Girls, Memes, and My House: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she cou ld nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k F for the boy via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2N9xpbi

F for the boy via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2N9xpbi

Brilliant, They, and Well: WELL, THEY WeRe OBVIOUSLY MARRIED COESY SPEEOBUMP.cOmoST.B eA A brilliant deduction!

A brilliant deduction!

Brilliant, They, and Well: WELL, THEY WeRe OBVIOUSLY MARRIED COESY SPEEOBUMP.cOmoST.B eA A brilliant deduction!

A brilliant deduction!

Girls, Heaven, and My House: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she cou ld nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k This guy has a place in heaven via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2C5BRBD

This guy has a place in heaven via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2C5BRBD

Girls, Heaven, and My House: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Bholenaught 9h Girls, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the guy just didn't get it? Discussion t 36.1k 8.3k Share BEST COMMENTS MeekSwordsman 4h A girl came to my house once and spent the night. Around the time for bed, she told me she doesnt sleep with a top on or panties. I told her thats okay I'll sleep on the couch so she can be comfy. She called me from downstairs later that night and told me she could nt sleep and she was cold. I figured "well obviously! Youre naked!" So i gave her another blanket and went back downstairs. Reply 1.6k This guy has a place in heaven

This guy has a place in heaven

Meme, Thought, and Jeffrey Epstein: If I have to see one more Jeffrey Epstein meme I'm literally gonna kill myself. (Unlike Epstein who was obviously murdered) THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF I'M NOT GONNA LIE made with mematic You thought it was over

You thought it was over

Meme, Thought, and Jeffrey Epstein: If I have to see one more Jeffrey Epstein meme I'm literally gonna kill myself. (Unlike Epstein who was obviously murdered) THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF I'M NOT GONNA LIE made with mematic You thought it was over

You thought it was over

Meme, Jeffrey Epstein, and Who: If I have to see one more Jeffrey Epstein meme I'm literally gonna kill myself. (Unlike Epstein who was obviously murdered) Literally

Literally

Community, Doctor, and God: Heart Attack Warning Signs A guide to better understand heart attack warning signs from Marshfield Clinic & Shine3bs Women Lightheadedness or dizziness Men Cold sweat or nausea Upper back pressure Chest pressure or pain Chest pressure Shortness of breath Shortness of breath Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck, jaw or stomach Pain in one or both arms, the back, neck jaw or stomach Fainting or extreme fatigue If you have any of these 5 symptoms for more than 5 minutes and are unsure of Women might not experience the chest pain that is often noted as the most common sign of heart attack. the cause, call 9-1-1. Treatments work best if given Some women who have had heart within 1 hour of when heart attacks say they thought they had the symptoms associated with the flu attack symptoms begin. Experts at Heart Marshfield Clinic solarpunkarchivist: sanscarte: branwyn-says: lifehacksthatwork: Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible! EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TAKEN A CPR CLASS I have had to be that person who points out that the training videos ALWAYS frame the “male” symptoms as the default universal heart attack experience, while the “female” symptoms are framed as though they’re a deviation from the norm, rather than the primary symptom set that cis women experience. ALSO: I just showed this post to my roommate, who is an MD at a clinic that specializes in care for the LGBT community in the Baltimore area. I asked her whether hormones were responsible for the difference in the “male/female” symptom arrays. I asked how that would apply to her trans patients (which, she treats a LOT of trans patients). She said, basically, that the longer you’ve taken testosterone the more likely you are to get the intense chest pressure and the arm pain, versus the upper back pressure and shortness of breath. Obviously I am not a doctor myself, consult your own health care provider, etc. Reblogging this comment because this is the FIRST TIME I’ve ever seen someone address what XYZ medical condition would look like in trans patients. Also this is partly why my great-grandma died: the (male) doctor dismissed her heart attack as basically indigestion, because she didn’t have the typical male symptoms. Oh my God someone was able to answer the trans patient question!

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Disappointed, Fucking, and Gif: 22% 10:42 МJ Today 10:06 AM Hey there. Have you ever been anal fisted? Can't say that I have... only an unexpected pinky once. Have you? No. Wanna give it a try? I just bought a 50 gallon drum of lube and elbow length gloves Wowee! Think that's enough? You didn't even buy shoulder length gloves you fucking casual Nick, should I just buy a fucking wet suit? Obviously, if you can't go deep enough to control me like a ventriloquist you aren't doing it right you're speaking my language. Type a message... GIF Started up tinder again recently and I was not disappointed

Started up tinder again recently and I was not disappointed

Aww, God, and Nice: GET AWAY RAT I ALSO CARRY YOU CARRIER OF PRESENTS DISEASE IT'S AWW DISEASE GOD DAMMIT THE TRICKSTER Nice rats exist obviously

Nice rats exist obviously

Ass, College, and Dude: megasov: gordon-pint: sharkpunks: Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story. I think you were visited by a wizard

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Oprah Winfrey, Free, and How: Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars. Obviously.

Obviously.

Memes, Oprah Winfrey, and Free: Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars. Obviously. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32L5h3I

Obviously. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/32L5h3I

Dumb, Google, and Saw: Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman Walking to get coffee saw these all over a sidewalk in the town I'm in. Is this an attempt at swastikas? Do neo nazis not have google? liberscaryrynn: That is a construction marker you incredibly dense potato. If indeed it is a joke, it’s an objectively terrible one. I mean if it was a joke I would assume it was intended to make neo-Nazis look stupid, but it literally only makes her look stupid. The joke “neo-Nazis are too dumb to know what a swastika looks like“ doesn’t work if you’re posting an image that’s obviously not a swastika. It doesn’t look like one because… It’s not one.

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Dank, Memes, and Oprah Winfrey: Oprah reveals how she manages to stay stress free at 64! Step 1: have a billion dollars. Obviously. by growingivy MORE MEMES

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Life, Target, and Tumblr: les(bian)lie dean @dhxvernxs a man almost got to kiss charlize for charity but this sapphic hero saved the day and outbid him by five grand 3:48 AM 11 Jan 18 mari kenobi 08 @almoststr8 12h Replying to @dhxvernxs WHAT IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TELL ME PLEASE IM A HOMOSEXUAL HAVING A PANICKY ATTACK 28 les(bian)lie dean @dhxvernxs 11h charlize was doing a fundraiser for onexone and no one was bidding over $37,000 so she said she'd kiss the highest bidder for 20 seconds and (obviously) all of the rich guys started trying to out- bid eachother until this random woman stood up and bid $140,000 and won. 2 63 251 batmanisagatewaydrug: knedli: twenty gayteen going strong forget every other goal I had for me life this is everything I want to be

batmanisagatewaydrug: knedli: twenty gayteen going strong forget every other goal I had for me life this is everything I want to be

Elijah Wood, Target, and The Voice: When we were recording that episode, we purposely hadn't written a melody for Wirt to sing, and we forced Elijah Wood (who did Wirt's voice) to make it up. We wrote lyrics, but no melody. It was a pretty hilarious recording session, with Collin Dean (the voice of Greg) and me shouting, "Sing, lover, sing!" at Elijah over and over again, trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. Obviously Elijah is a very experienced actor, so I don't know if he really felt uncomfortable with all our jeering, but we tried to make the atmosphere as oppressive and awkward for him as possible. cognitiveinequality: bluebirdmask: this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall) It blows my mind that someone would post this, then choose not to link to the video:

cognitiveinequality: bluebirdmask: this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall) It blows my mind that som...

Monday, I Came, and Back: Sun, Dec 9, 2018, 10:41 PM What's up daddio Monday 5:51 PM Obviously not your daddy since I came back 10 months later Monday 8:17 PM I'm screaming Forgot to get cigarettes though

Forgot to get cigarettes though

Advice, Anna, and Dad: You're the mother, he's That's not what l've been told but... the father. He has as much right to take that child as you do. ns Well, if you've gotten different advice, you Okay. were mistaken. ..including judges and probation officers, who still don't get that message... In this country, fathers are not second-class citizens. I know there are a lot of people out there... ...but fathers are not Not always. Sometimes second-class citizens. it's 50-50 but it's a Sometimes they're actually better parents. case-by-case basis. But anybody that says.it's not yours. It's both to me 'he can't take my of yours. You made her daughter with him... together. gaylibertariansc: queer-anna: matriarchyforeveryone: michaelam1978: I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed mom who thinks dad doesn’t have any right to their child. The mother carried that girl nine months in her stomach and then pushed her out of her body. No, the father does NOT have even remotely the same rights to the child as the mother! My mother carried me for nine months in her stomach and then pushed me out of her body. My mother also got drunk and refused to feed me or my three siblings and forced my oldest brother to cook for us while she was passed-out drunk on the couch. My father has fought for us for as long as I can remember, while my mother was busy getting drinking straight-vodka and brainwashing us to think my father was the evil one. I nearly starved at age 6 because my mother was too drunk to cook half of the time. I had to dress my 4 year old sister for school, at age six. I had to walk in heavy snow at age 6 with my 4 year old sister to a bus stop to ride to school. My father has fought a long, long time to get custody of us. He deeply loves us. My mother has never, ever done anything like that. She has never nursed me when I had the flu, or kissed me goodnight, or told me she loved me. She has never taught me how to tie my shoes, or how to brush my hair, or how to take care of myself. Yes, my mother carried me, and three other kids, to term and successfully gave birth, but only has my father put 100% of his life into something that should require two people to do. Still a good one

gaylibertariansc: queer-anna: matriarchyforeveryone: michaelam1978: I love this! Judge Judy schools a naïve and obviously disappointed ...

Definitely, Fire, and God: royaltealovingkookiness: deeperthanswords: royaltealovingkookiness: The first training of Zuko we see, Iroh shoots a fireball right into Zuko’s face - while Zuko just stands there unflinching. It’s the very first episode, and Zuko & Iroh are the obvious villains, and it just seems like some macho bs they do. And then comes the duel with Zhao, and Zuko is down, but when he sees that flaming fist to his face, something lets loose inside him that helps him turn the fight around…But it’s not until we learn Zuko’s backstory that all this gets a whole new meaning. Why would Zuko still be on basics if not because he suffered a huge setback after his agni kai? Imagine how much hard work, patience it was to build Zuko back up again, so he would not freeze in blind panic (or curl up in a ball) when fire gets close to his face. I think Iroh practiced this with him all the time until he could stand there unflinching (knowing that Iroh is in full control of his bending and trusting that his uncle would never hurt him). And when it came to the duel with Zhao, Zuko could react in a RL situation instead of freezing up, and turn all the negative feelings (rage, anger, pain, whatever) into fuel to win the fight against a bender who is much more skilled than he is. And Iroh obviously drilled him with control and restraint, because no matter how much he lets his rage loose, he has enough control not to hurt Zhao and enough self-restraint not to burn him at the end. I definitely think it was a deliberate choice on Iroh’s part to hold back on teaching offensive forms to Zuko beyond the basics (knowing that combining those with his unprocessed anger could result in him being out of control and hurt people). Instead, it seems he concentrated on teaching him defensive forms, fire breath, heat control, and so on… What the FUCK iroh was the real mvp of this whole show my god Indeed. It goes over many people’s head, but he made a huge difference. It was mostly assists and defensive plays though, not the flashy stuff. I love that narrative so much, how you change the world one person at a time and not only violence and hate, but also love and kindness creates ripple effects.

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Apparently, Butt, and Love: brighteyedbadwolf This is so goddamn important. I verbally express affection. A LOT. My husband... doesn't. I don't know why. For the longest time part of me wondered if it meant he loved me less. At some point I told him about a thing I had done as a kid. Holding hands, three squeezes means 'I Love You! Suddenly he's telling me / Love You all the time. Holding my hand, obviously, but also randomly. taptaptap on my hand, my shoulder, my butt, my knee, whatever body part is closest to him, with whatever part of him is closest to me All the time. More often than I ever verbally said it. It's an ingrained signal now, I can tap three times on whatever part of him, and get three taps back in his sleep. Apparently I do the same. It's made a huge difference for us People say things differently. People express affection in different ways!

People express affection in different ways!

Dank, Memes, and Police: DL Hughley @RealDLHughley HUGHLEY You ever notice how every time an unarmed black person is killed by police, let's not rush to judgement? When obviously the officer already did! It’s rush hour. by stacey-wil MORE MEMES

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Police, Rush Hour, and Black: DL Hughley @RealDLHughley DL HUGHLEY You ever notice how every time an unarmed black person is killed by police, let's not rush to judgement? When obviously the officer already did! It’s rush hour.

It’s rush hour.

Love, Marriage, and My House: r/offmychest /lizard_windowpane 4h There's an engagement ring hidden in my house right now. My boyfriend and I were on our phones, looking through email. He was trying to find a confirmation for a thing we're doing tomorrow but couldn't. I grabbed it and went to type something in the search to bring it up, and I got a glance of an email from an engagement ring company with the subject "order confirmation" in his Updates inbox. I froze. He froze. And then I proceeded to pretend like I hadn't seen it. So a few minutes later we're on the couch and we both just start kinda... giggling. And couldn't stop. And he was like "why are we laughing?" And I was like, "I DON'T KNOW" And he was like "...but you DO know," which led to more laughter, cause we both obviously knew. And then I asked if...it was here. He nodded. And then I asked if it was hidden. He nodded. And then I asked if we could play the Hot or Cold game, and he said "absolutely not" Imao. So that's how my evening is going. I'm utterly giddy. And sooo0 impatient haha. I love him so much and this isn't a surprise because we regularly discuss the fact that we're going to be married as soon as it's financially possible, but having the actual ring here feels so cool. I can't wait to say yes. I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I

I hope these two have wonderful marriage. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2VEGw6I

Advice, Food, and Life: Helpful Advice I get that you have food You just need to change your fra me of mind. Then you'll feel better. poisoning and all, but you have to at least make an effort. I don't think it's healthy that you have to take Have you tried... you know... medication every day just to feel normal. not having the flu? Don't you worry that it's changing you from who you really are? Well, lying in bed obviously It's like you're not even trying. isn't helping you. You need to try something else. www.robot-hugs.com (c) 2013 crystal-meloetta12: sixpenceee: Don’t be that person. Best analogy I ever heard in my life

crystal-meloetta12: sixpenceee: Don’t be that person. Best analogy I ever heard in my life

Love, Relationships, and School: lucy,, @curledbitch nobody: 11 yr old relationships: 28% AT&T 9:50 PM 28% AT&T 9:51 PM Messages Details Joey Messages Details Joey so you obviously loved me a little bit I'm sorry I was just hangin wit her Screw you joey. Whatever just Dont talk to me in middle school. I didnt even Ding ding ding oh what was that oh love you yeah the elevator cause your not on Sounds good to me and well you were the one that bought my Starbucks drink so you obviously loved me a little bit my level I won this fight. Were over forreal this time Delivered IMessage IMessage

Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter, and Memes: this-heartis-sherlocked: peacefullyinclined: Obviously I'll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else. Sassy Potter and the sorcerers shade 67+ Trendy Memes Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe

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