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Dad, Kids, and Time: RECENTLY MY 6-YEAR-OLD SAID TO ME
"DAD, THOSE TURTLES ARE PLAYING PIGGYBACK!"
IKNEW IT WAS TIME TO HAVE THE TALK
SON," ISAID, "THOSE ARE TORTOISES, NOT TURTLES."
IF YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO YOUR
KIDS ABOUT HERPETOLOGY, WHO IS?
BIOLOGİCALDIVERSITY.O
Turtle education is now a new part of the US curriculum from ages 4 - 17
Turtle education is now a new part of the US curriculum from ages 4 - 17
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Christmas, Work, and Couch: Picture this: Its 10 yrs from now. You're
married. Nice home. Good job. It's
Christmas. Your kids are asleep. You &
your spouse are on the couch having a
drink & watching tv. It's snowing outside
& tomorrow's Saturday. All the hard work
was worth it. You made it.
You can do it!
You can do it!
Funny, Love, and Memes: It's the little things that matter the most.
He got me this keychain today & made
my day
Drive Safe
I need you here with me
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America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️
![America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️](https://pics.awwmemes.com/kirk-a-female-border-collie-watching-herself-win-the-2017-35632698.png)
Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy th...
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Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
and the girl under his bed starts
laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...
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Train, Husband, and Wife: Sitting beside an old couple in the train
and overheard the Wife saying "Go
back to your ex then" and the
Husband replied saying" we have
been married for 40years now. Can
you drop it already?" HAHAHAH
40 years later it still comes up 😂 https://t.co/fozYLqqQVz
40 years later it still comes up 😂 https://t.co/fozYLqqQVz
Gym, Head, and Mfw: 46575716 #
be me
neighbour has heavily disabled
son
2.98 MB PNG I'm talking Steven hawkings
levels of gaudraspazzed
outside gym master race
one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors
garden
>I'm benching my 1RM
here a noise
look up and see this little spazoid cheering and
bobbing his head
now every time I lift he wheels himself out and
cheers me on
>mfw I now lift for him
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Lift for him
Lift for him
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@paolalien
stuff i saw when i was in china
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i need both of these now
the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.
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lesbianmichelmishina: uglyemo: i need both of these now the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting...
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