🐣 25+ Best Memes About Now

Run, Tumblr, and Yo: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck. hamster-run-faster did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours sanerontheinside fuck. awesomacious: Stay healthy yo

awesomacious: Stay healthy yo

Dank, Old, and My Hero: When I was young, my hero was Captain Kangaroo. Then I got a little bit older, and my hero was Captain Crunch. Now that I'm somewhat old, my hero is Captain Morgan!!

Group Chat, Memes, and Chat: Tsunami The T' is silent Honest :The 'H' is silent Island The 'S' is silent Queue The 'UEUE' is silent "Ehh guys tomorrow is the deadline for assignment submission, . The group chat is silent can you all now please send me your completed assignment part ah?"

Crazy, Friends, and Nerf: Thanks To His Crazy Friends, This Guy Now Has A Freakin' Prosthetic Nerf Gun Attached To His Arm NERF IT'S NERF OR NOTHIN! *insert minigun joke here*

*insert minigun joke here*

Fall, Book, and Happy: CAPT. MARVEL STORY BOOK YOU'RE ALL RIGHT BILLY! YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT BY YOUR FALL FROM THE JEEP, BUT DR. CUCHIN IS TAKING CARE OF YOU NOw! BILLY FOUND HIMSELF ON A TABLE IN THE HOSPITAL TENT ニニニニニココ== ==ニ::= ニニ- 0000 Does your insurance cover a happy ending?

Does your insurance cover a happy ending?

Meme, Shell, and Make A: My friend: You can't make a meme with a pistachio shell and expect people to understand it. Also that meme is dead. Ме: Say sike right now This pleases the nut

This pleases the nut

Dank, Funny, and Iphone: DIVOCK STAN ACCT @xterrylee_ Thaven't even seen the shooter yet but I'm assuming he was black now? Donald J. Trump@realDonald... .1h The Philadelphia shooter should never have been allowed to be on the streets. He had a long and very dangerous criminal record. Looked like he was having a good time after his capture, and after... 8:51 AM 8/15/19 Twitter for iPhone Funny how no mental health issues were brought up 🤔 by Ironborn-Savage MORE MEMES

Funny how no mental health issues were brought up 🤔 by Ironborn-Savage MORE MEMES

Being Alone, Hunting, and Girl: Witch, Hunting @adigoesswimming My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down.I said, "You know what to do now, right?" He said, "I know I know keep trying" and I said "NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer." He was shocked. NO ONE had told him that before. TEACH. YOUR. BOYS.

Work, Empathy, and Now: By Phil Gerigscott @Philgerigscott I'm not at worK I should be able to right now relax But Somewhere, And that stresses me out Someone is w orking Evat Ope vs Hyper-Empathy [OC]

Ope vs Hyper-Empathy [OC]

Target, Http, and Rainbow: afemestella "Fulfillment isn't found over the rainbow it's found in the here and now." RUPAUL RuPauls Inspiring Reason For Initially Rejecting His Emmy Nominations

RuPauls Inspiring Reason For Initially Rejecting His Emmy Nominations

Tumblr, Blog, and Voice: Do you think Shane is out there screaming right now? He's probably doing some stupid bit where he's pretending he sakid. [high-pitched voice] oh, hey, there, Miss. It's just me, a little boy. vivienvalentino: high art comedy

vivienvalentino: high art comedy

Community, I Bet, and Phone: Donnie with the Tool @wimberlyOneTIME I called my mom out on her Homophobia last night. We got into a huge argument now she thinks I'm gay. Literally every-time I've called somebody out on their homophobia, they ask me am I gay. You don't have to be apart of the community to call out bigotry. That's y'all problem now 6:40 AM 12 May 18 boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone to another co-worker, and when he asked her to stop she said “oh I bet your black too” and he’s like nah I’m white, you’re just being awful and I’m hanging up It’s that easy When people think empathy w/o personal association or investment is strange, it’s because they have none. Seriously how has it become such a foreign concept nowadays to empathize with others even if you aren’t the one being affected by it?

boxofsoap: sleepynegress: youngalientype: The other day a white customer was mimicking the way a black co-worker talked over the phone t...

Irl, Me IRL, and Charge: When you buy a powerbank so now there are two devices that you forgot to charge 31) me irl

me irl

School, Com, and Stress: Scientists Can Now Transform Stress into Electricity NTERESTINGENCNEESNG.coM Students: School is hard

School is hard

Sleep, Got, and Now: Me: I finally got 10h of sleep, now lets go do something! My body: Sleep makes no sense

Sleep makes no sense

Girl, Hamster, and On My Way: Isaw a girl carrying a hamster so l asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now Hey, can I pet your muffin?

Hey, can I pet your muffin?

Beautiful, Crying, and Dating: @ecrobous8018 keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND TALENTED AND JUST FREAKING AWESOME @echobows!!!! I literally HAVE NO WORDS LOOK AT HER. SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND HER LITTLE BLACK-TIPPED EAR IS PERFECT SHE IS PERFECT I’M CRYING IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER AND I LOVE ECHOS AND JUST I’M SO OVERCOME WITH FEELS HNNNGGGG I must write my perfect precious Dip-Tip now with her Overprotective Papayasha™, Exasperated Mom™ and Baby Tai I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW YOU DONT EVEN I CAN’T EVEN OA;JFAO;EIJFAO;F Btw if y’all are curious Dip-Tip, aka, Izayoi stars in my oneshot Console and the more recent Apology and she’ll be the main character in my future drabble series Excursions in Dating. (I might be changing it to Adventures in Dating, idk yet) GUYS REBLOG THIS AND COMPLIMENT ECHO RIGHT NOW DO IT LOOK YOU I’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BACK THE FUCK UP THIS IS JUST WHAT I SAW WHEN I READ YOUR FICS ASFSDSDASDS !!!!!!!!!!! IT’S DIP-TIP!!!!

keichanz: echobows: keichanz: keichanz: I am. Speechless??? I’m a;odsjhfliaodshfo;afj It’s my precious Dip-Tip drawn by the aMAZING AND T...

Now, Grade, and 6Th Grade: Me getting a 70 in 6th grade Me getting a 70 now

Tumblr, Thank You, and Blog: Sunmes summerfelldraws: they all but cornfirmed she’s canon lesbian disaster so i’m allowed to post this now thank you

summerfelldraws: they all but cornfirmed she’s canon lesbian disaster so i’m allowed to post this now thank you

Funny, Lol, and Memes: Natalie Ray @_natalieray My siblings had a fight once and it went like this Tyler: "Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!" Sam: "Tyler." To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings becauseI randomly think of it. DESTRO YED School ofMagic 3 Play Now 16+ Memes That Are Not To Be Missed#funny #lol #humor #haha #awesome #trending #memes

16+ Memes That Are Not To Be Missed#funny #lol #humor #haha #awesome #trending #memes

Dank, Friends, and Memes: friends- "you can't get interweb points with a pretzel" me- Reddit: INice, now go collect your arrow. 69 Crossover nobody asked for by Borkin_Bandit MORE MEMES

Crossover nobody asked for by Borkin_Bandit MORE MEMES

Clock, Siri, and Calendar: Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning: 12:00 REMINDERS now Die today Calendar VSCO Clock Weather (c. Hey Siri

Hey Siri

Friends, Reddit, and Arrow: friends- "you can't get interweb points with a pretzel" me- Reddit: INice, now go collect your arrow. 69 Crossover nobody asked for

Crossover nobody asked for

Tinder, Time, and Top: TINDER now Notification TINDER now Your daily Top Picks are ready. Tap to view. Every damn time.

Every damn time.

Cute, Texting, and Breakfast: Haru@ Cosmic Con @harubungames Follow was showin my mom a pic of this cute guy i'm texting but he's 6ft7 and she was like 'christ he looks like he'd eat you for breakfast' and i was like 'i hope so' and now she's not talking to me

Dogs, Huh, and Jealousy: People keep telling me I hung my door upside down, I did it so my dogs can see outside. Who's the stupid one now huh. Jealousy is stupid, I warned them

Jealousy is stupid, I warned them

Ass, God, and Book: 25 Tmile away Readin a pretty neat book called the sparrow. If god didn't want things up our ass he would've given it a gag reflex What kind of Subaru do you drive? My Anthem Getting It On SALES Now that’s what I like to hear

Now that’s what I like to hear

Christmas, Memes, and Emilia Clarke: Last Christmas OFFICIAL TRAILER Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding star in #LastChristmasMovie. 🎄❤️✨ Watch the trailer now.

Emilia Clarke and Henry Golding star in #LastChristmasMovie. 🎄❤️✨ Watch the trailer now.

80s, Apparently, and Cute: comrademugsy I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a "Hooters" frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were "all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with." So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. Wholesome Hooters

Wholesome Hooters

Be Like, Drinking, and Monster: Parents: our kid is a teenager now I'm afraid soon he's gonna be having Sex, drinking and going to parties me in 20s I wish I was the monster you think I am. It really do be like that

It really do be like that

Bad, Batman, and Joker: Thread Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATHAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE BATMAN stands next to his batmobile and uses hia batcomputer. He'e sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWo-FACE enter the cave Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney. BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heade up which mean8 Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT 'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power. THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke. good guy. It contains a meirl

meirl

Dank, Friday, and Okay: Okay, I did Monday and Tuesday... Graphic: FB/MommyNeedsVodka I'd like to pass Go, collect $200 and move straight to Friday now! Unknown

Love, Memes, and Nick: MIND IF I WATCH? I'D LOVE TO LEARN YOUR TECHNIQUE sure НMМ, УES, SEE NOW HIS TECHNIQUE IS BEING WAY BETTER THAN ME @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO NICK ELSER Technique. Secret Panel HERE 🎨 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1084

Technique. Secret Panel HERE 🎨 mrlovenstein.com/comic/1084

Clock, Siri, and Calendar: Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning: 12:00 REMINDERS now Die today Calendar VSCO Clock Weather (c. Hey Siri

Hey Siri

Be Like, Children, and Definitely: 48% 6:32 4G Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 8:45 pm Ok ok. Valid point about the nudes but think about this... As you said 84 years later the movie titanic was made, it pulled an amazing $2.187 billion in the box office, won 11 Oscars and was the real birth of the great actor, Leonardo DiCaprio. A movie like that is remembered, not for the nudes but the love story that these nudes helped blossem into the romance of the century, envied by many. Not only could these nudes be the start of your own great romance but think about the royalties your own film could bring in another 84 years... Catherine, 24 Yes yes I hear you "but I won't be around for the royalties in 84 years" but Catherine.... Your children will reap the Australian Catholic University 11 km away benefits for years, so Catherine dont do it for me, don't do it for you... But do it for our children! Why won't I send you nudes? Let me remind you of this little movie called Thu., 8 Nov. 2018, 11:46 pm Titanic... a girl in 1912 has her naked body drawn in a sketchbook by a random dude that no one This is far and away the best opener has ever heard of... have ever heard in my 23 years on this Locks the drawing in a safe in a boat and THAT BOAT SINKS. And somehow 84 years later, the planet, I read it to my mum. Not even kidding. And she briefly discussed with me the idea of sending you a nude still ends up on television. No one is safe. nude purely for the comedic value of this message! What would it be like to date me? Ever ordered You've just clocked tinder, well done 10 nuggets and gotten 11 70O sir And the thought of setting our children up for life, now that's definitely tempting :p E42 Do it for the kids!!

Do it for the kids!!

Cute, Guess, and Boys: I usually get nervous when I talk to cute boys 5:26 PM 5:26 PM awwwww C I guess that's why you were so easy to talk to 6:35 PM Now that's a lot of damage Oofs R US

Oofs R US

Fucking, Lmao, and News: DYTThe Daily Telegraph Follow @dailytelegraph Why are video games now filled with soft- porn heroines with ridiculously large breasts? bit.ly/2sZNJi1 QU Master Miller Follow @_millerworks Replying to @Sargon_of_Akkad because niggas like big titty bitches next article, write some real fucking news Retweets Likes 317 1,211 11:42 PM 11 Jun 2017 libertarirynn: Probably for the same reason they didn’t cast a balding middle-aged man with a potbelly to play Thor. Straight men like titties. Straight women like abs. Stop acting like this is some new information. Lmao my response aged interestingly considering Endgame but I stand by it 😂

libertarirynn: Probably for the same reason they didn’t cast a balding middle-aged man with a potbelly to play Thor. Straight men like titt...

Dank, Memes, and Shut Up: Tim has issues @LaptopShopWH Just tried to kill a roach with Axe Body Spray, now it's name is Brett & he won't shut up about crossfit Be happy its name isnt Kyle. by paneerdonut MORE MEMES

Be happy its name isnt Kyle. by paneerdonut MORE MEMES

Hair, Penis, and How: To make it look longer Why do you do that to your hair? Ok, now tell me excactly how you burnt your penis? It happens sometimes

It happens sometimes

At-St, Click, and Danny Trejo: Danny Trejo Helped Save a Child Who Got Trapped After Car Flipped Over AUG 08, 2019 BY ABEL SHIFFERAW Click here to learn more now! 00 AT ST Image via Albert L Ortega/Getty Can I give a shout-out to my man Danny Trejo!

Can I give a shout-out to my man Danny Trejo!

Life, Been, and How: Karen! Oh my how are you? Its been so ong! $$ WALDEN This is my life now

This is my life now

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The good stuff.

Life, Been, and How: Karen! Oh my how are you? Its been so ong! $$ WALDEN This is my life now

This is my life now

Anal Sex, Club, and Doctor: Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin |because they were having anal sex By MailOnline Reporter 1444 24 Aug 2018, updated 15:23 25 Aug 2018 Husband: laughoutloud-club: Now that’s dumb

laughoutloud-club: Now that’s dumb

America, Guns, and Memes: AUSTRALIA AMERICA We Don’t Need Guns In Australia...First It Was Trolley Man And Now We Have Crate Wielding Bloke

We Don’t Need Guns In Australia...First It Was Trolley Man And Now We Have Crate Wielding Bloke

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: ut Yasha. tr officialinuyasha: Shoot now, Kagome! -InuYasha-

officialinuyasha: Shoot now, Kagome! -InuYasha-

Apparently, Life, and Awkward: Just Sally @MustardSally1 I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life. In time, you will know what it is like to lose Relatable

Relatable

Memes, Target, and Tumblr: A nurse discovers that the premature baby she cared for 28 years ago is now her colleague positive-memes:Sometimes things happen

positive-memes:Sometimes things happen

Cars, Fire, and God: Jared 2 hrs please tell me someone got a video of the fire truck moving swiftly and safely through thousands of protestors tonight you know, for all of the "concerned citizens" at home You, Rick d 20 others 2 Comments 1 Share Like Share Comment THROWBACK NIGHT OLD SCHOOLAPROV Speak Out Against Adam Iverson Muslim Ban! 17 mins For the people who complain about emergency vehicles being blocked: GVE MEY AdamlversonPhotography captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around). Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests. So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway). It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.

captain-snark: ohdionne: So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest execut...

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