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Advice, Children, and Club: I My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before l propose gfclubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole, but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some loans to revamp them both. owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose gfelubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-91 % upvoted It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before of 3 years_owns a/ I will even think of proposing. I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone. can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living ub bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before I would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over to the store for the day. She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until 4 am due to no coverage. She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for that sort of "bullshit. This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am at least 4 times a week We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to gather my things. We gave each other's keys back. She already blocked me on facebook. She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points 11:00 AM - 12 Apr 2019 My [38M] girlfriend [32F) of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose. gfclubowner . 3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole, but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some loans to revamp them both. It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before I will even think of proposing. I don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone. I can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living. She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until 4 am due to no coverage. This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am at least 4 times a week. She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points as to why she should. Points involving children will not work, as she doesn't want childrern Tl;dr: my gf owns a strip club. I want to give her good reasons to sell. [UPDATE] My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it before I propose. gfclubowner . 3 days ago-relationship-advice-91 % upvoted https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship advice /comments/bb1wh7/my_38m girlfriend 32f of 3_years owns a/ I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and club bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before l would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over to the store for the day. She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for that sort of "bullshit." We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to gather my things. We gave each other's keys back. She already blocked me on facebook. TL; DR: she dumped me for telling her I want her to sell the club Ms. Respex is Spexy @Respexy Follow Replying to @redditships And she came in to work rather than give an employee with a sick child a hard time. We stan a family friendly employer/childfree people who respect working moms watch-your-grammer: jabberwockypie: cozmicpunch: uncommonbish: God I love it when ultimatums backfire As she should have! Imagine asking a man to sell off his inheritance because you are uncomfortable 😂 The number of people in the notes saying “He has a point” or “People would be reading this differently if the genders were reversed” … like If you’re so morally opposed to what the other person does for a living … how are you with them for three years? Presumably that would have been disclosed pretty early on in the relationship, right?  “So what do you do?”  “Well I own a successful business in the adult entertainment industry” You don’t go into a relationship with the idea that you’re going to change the other person to make them “acceptable” to your standards. I’m so happy she dumped him, good for her, absolute goddess
Advice, Children, and Club: I
 My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years owns a
 pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it
 before l propose
 gfclubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted
 My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad
 when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole,
 but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some
 loans to revamp them both.
 owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell
 it before I propose
 gfelubowner-3 days ago . relationship-advice-91 % upvoted
 It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes
 a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before of 3 years_owns a/
 I will even think of proposing.
 I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and
 don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone.
 can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living
 ub bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before I
 would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over
 to the store for the day.
 She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had
 plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called
 that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until
 4 am due to no coverage.
 She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her
 work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling
 ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for
 that sort of "bullshit.
 This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just
 shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner
 of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am
 at least 4 times a week
 We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to
 gather my things. We gave each other's keys back.
 She already blocked me on facebook.
 She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points
 11:00 AM - 12 Apr 2019

 My [38M] girlfriend [32F) of 3 years owns
 a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell it
 before I propose.
 gfclubowner . 3 days ago . relationship-advice-46% upvoted
 My girlfriend was left a pornstore and strip club by her dad
 when he died 8 years ago. He left it go to be a shithole,
 but she poured her entire inheritance and took out some
 loans to revamp them both.
 It is now a popular, well managed establishment. She makes
 a decent life, but I have issues and I want her to sell it before
 I will even think of proposing.
 I don't think the adult industry is a positive place for anyone. I
 can't tell my strict Catholic parents what she does for a living.
 She has to put a lot of time into the club. Saturday, we had
 plans to go see Shazam and have dinner. She got called
 that a bartender's kid is sick and she ended up working until
 4 am due to no coverage.
 This is a regular occurence in some capacity. She just
 shrugs at me and tells me it's part of being an active owner
 of a successful business. She ends up working until 4 am
 at least 4 times a week.
 She is adamant that she will not sell. I need some good points
 as to why she should. Points involving children will not work,
 as she doesn't want childrern
 Tl;dr: my gf owns a strip club. I want to give her good
 reasons to sell.

 [UPDATE] My [38M] girlfriend [32F] of 3 years
 owns a pornstore/strip club. I want her to sell
 it before I propose.
 gfclubowner . 3 days ago-relationship-advice-91 % upvoted
 https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship advice
 /comments/bb1wh7/my_38m girlfriend 32f
 of 3_years owns a/
 I decided to tell her that the sexual side of the store and
 club bothered me, and that I wanted her to sell it before l
 would propose. I made breakfast before she left to go over
 to the store for the day.
 She dumped me on the spot. She said she enjoys her
 work, loves the adult industry, and has no plans on selling
 ever. She said she has worked too hard and too long for
 that sort of "bullshit."
 We don't live together, so we walked through her apartment to
 gather my things. We gave each other's keys back.
 She already blocked me on facebook.
 TL; DR: she dumped me for telling her I want her to sell the club

 Ms. Respex is Spexy
 @Respexy
 Follow
 Replying to @redditships
 And she came in to work rather than give an
 employee with a sick child a hard time.
 We stan a family friendly employer/childfree
 people who respect working moms
watch-your-grammer:

jabberwockypie:

cozmicpunch:

uncommonbish:

God I love it when ultimatums backfire



As she should have! Imagine asking a man to sell off his inheritance because you are uncomfortable 😂

The number of people in the notes saying “He has a point” or “People would be reading this differently if the genders were reversed” … like
If you’re so morally opposed to what the other person does for a living … how are you with them for three years?
Presumably that would have been disclosed pretty early on in the relationship, right?  “So what do you do?”  “Well I own a successful business in the adult entertainment industry”
You don’t go into a relationship with the idea that you’re going to change the other person to make them “acceptable” to your standards.


I’m so happy she dumped him, good for her, absolute goddess

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Love, Target, and Tits: BIGGEST FANS STRAIGHTUP UNCENSORED TITS 1. mais-uma-dos... 2. julien-bwem3. starfaerii 4. LATEST NOTES TODAY Sunday, January 6 mais-uma-dose-vodka started following you PORN BOT Follow julien-bwem started following youPORN BOT Follow starfaerii started following you PORN BOT Follow razoes-indecisas started following you PORN BOT Follow YESTERDAY Saturday, January 5 rigo77-blog started following you PORN BOT Follow cacifegirlz started following you PORN BOT Follow gar0ta-tequileira started following you PORN BOT Follow mellednsfw: dragontatoes: caffeinatedvagitarian: buttcheekpalmkang: cystemic: occultopossum: leeviathans: Thanks @staff @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!! Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before @staff : How many pornbots could there possibly be? every user on tumblr: I get followed by like 5 times as many per day than before. @staff @support just in the past week, I’ve blocked at least 12 porn bots, one of which reblogged one of my most popular posts and replaced the content with a porn link. Prior to this “adult content ban”, I would block about 12 bots in a month. This ban has been counterproductive. Whatever it is you think you did to help this website did not work, so you might as well allow nipples 🤷‍♀️ I created two of my most popular posts at the end of last year. Going through my notes to block every pornbot that reblogs and replaces them with a link is a new hobby of mine. I love how fully uncensored tits (which shouldn’t be censored but tumblr things so) can be an icon but mine has to be censored, even though it was always sfw and I’m not even able to change it.
Love, Target, and Tits: BIGGEST FANS
 STRAIGHTUP
 UNCENSORED
 TITS
 1. mais-uma-dos... 2. julien-bwem3. starfaerii
 4.
 LATEST NOTES
 TODAY
 Sunday, January 6
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 julien-bwem started following youPORN BOT
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 starfaerii started following you
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mellednsfw:

dragontatoes:

caffeinatedvagitarian:


buttcheekpalmkang:

cystemic:

occultopossum:

leeviathans:
Thanks @staff  @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!
Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

@staff : How many pornbots could there possibly be?
every user on tumblr:

I get followed by like 5 times as many per day than before.

@staff @support just in the past week, I’ve blocked at least 12 porn bots, one of which reblogged one of my most popular posts and replaced the content with a porn link. Prior to this “adult content ban”, I would block about 12 bots in a month. This ban has been counterproductive. Whatever it is you think you did to help this website did not work, so you might as well allow nipples 🤷‍♀️


I created two of my most popular posts at the end of last year. Going through my notes to block every pornbot that reblogs and replaces them with a link is a new hobby of mine. 


I love how fully uncensored tits (which shouldn’t be censored but tumblr things so) can be an icon but mine has to be censored, even though it was always sfw and I’m not even able to change it.

mellednsfw: dragontatoes: caffeinatedvagitarian: buttcheekpalmkang: cystemic: occultopossum: leeviathans: Thanks @staff @support for...

Bless Up, Cute, and Funny: Once a lap dog, always a lap dog So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it, I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence (like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol) for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍. JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂. Officially said goodbye to that h0e today. I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂. Mannnnnn listen. I wanted it to work. I was in full placebo effect. I was ready to receive God’s blessings. But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT. Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐. Anyway I tried. Gave it a go for two skrate weeks. Did not work as intended. That being said, I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it. That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out. One person’s medicine is another person’s poison. This is how we were created. May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated. Bless up! ❤️
Bless Up, Cute, and Funny: Once a lap dog, always a lap dog
So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, did it fix your sleep problem?? Well it’s funny u ask! Since I got it, I’ve had two weeks of perfectly sound sleep where I close my eyes and imagine cows skipping over a fence (like happy cows on a vegan farm where all they gotta do is be cute lol) for three minutes until I doze blissfully 😍. JUST KIDDING! It made it worse a lil bit 😂. Officially said goodbye to that h0e today. I wanted it to work but like a toxic relationship sometimes You idealize something but the reality is it is not what is best for you so you have to say goodbye and block them forever but keep the entire text thread including the pics as evidence 🧐 LOL! Just kidding but not really 🙂😂. Mannnnnn listen. I wanted it to work. I was in full placebo effect. I was ready to receive God’s blessings. But that bish had me feelin TRAPPT. Like it’s supposed to mimic the warmth of the human body but for some reason a THICCUM pair of thighs straddling my right quad muscles whilst a head delicately lays on my BREAST and two breasstasis swaddle my right side feel hella different 🧐. Anyway I tried. Gave it a go for two skrate weeks. Did not work as intended. That being said, I do not want to dissuade you! It has worked for so many people and I am so thankful to the person who recommended it. That person has recommended a lot of great things and this one just happened to not work out. One person’s medicine is another person’s poison. This is how we were created. May you all sleep well and wake up rested and rejuvenated. Bless up! ❤️

So a lot of you have been asking me, hey smash, when are you going to review the weighted blanket, how did it work, does it work wonders, di...

Click, Complex, and Crime: When I became your Prime Minister the United Kingdom had just voted to leave the European Union. From my first day in the job, I knew I had a clear mission before me -a duty to fulil on your behalf: to honour the result of the referendum and secure a brighter future for our country by negotiating a good Brexit deal with the EU. Throughout the long and complex negotiations that have taken place over the last year and a half, I have never lost sight of that duty Today, I am in Brussels with the firm intention of agreeing a Brexit deal with the leaders of the other 27 EU nations. It will be a deal that is in our national interest one that works for our whole country and all of our people, whether you voted Leave' or 'Remain. It will honour the result of the referendum. We wl take back control of our borders, by putting an end to the free movement of people once and for all. Instead of an immigration system based on where a person comes from, we will build one based on the skills and talents a person has to offer. We will take back control of our money, by putting an end to vast annual payments to the EU. Instead, we will be able to spend British taxpayer's money on our own priorities, like the extra £394 million per week that we are investing in our long-term plan for the NHS And we will take back control of our laws, by ending the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice in the UK. In future, our laws will be made, interpreted and enforced by our own courts and legislatures We will be out of EU programmes that do not work in our interests: out of the Common Agricultural Policy, that has failed our farmers, and out of the Common Fisheries Policy, that has failed our coastal communities. Instead, we will be able to design a system of agricultural support that works for us and we will be an independent coastal state once again, with full control over our waters. The deal also protects the things we value. EU citizens who have built their lives in the United Kingdom will have their rights protected, as will UK citizens living elsewhere in the EU. A free trade area will allow goods to flow easily across our borders, protecting the many skilled jobs right across the country that rely on integrated supply-chains. Because our European friends will always be our allies in the fight against terrorism and organised crime, the deal wl ensure that security co-operation will continue, so we can keep our people safe. "I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and all of our people." Theresa May has written an open letter to the British public to appeal for their support for the Brexit deal. She said her plan promises a "brighter future" for the UK and leaving the EU will be "a moment of renewal and reconciliation for our whole country". EU leaders are in Brussels for a special summit to decide whether to endorse the deal. Many UK MPs - including Conservatives - say they will vote against it. Click the link in our bio to follow all the latest as it happens. Brexit politics unitedkingdom EU bbcnews
Click, Complex, and Crime: When I became your Prime Minister the United Kingdom had just voted to leave
 the European Union. From my first day in the job, I knew I had a clear mission
 before me -a duty to fulil on your behalf: to honour the result of the referendum
 and secure a brighter future for our country by negotiating a good Brexit deal with
 the EU. Throughout the long and complex negotiations that have taken place over
 the last year and a half, I have never lost sight of that duty
 Today, I am in Brussels with the firm intention of agreeing a Brexit deal with the
 leaders of the other 27 EU nations. It will be a deal that is in our national interest
 one that works for our whole country and all of our people, whether you voted
 Leave' or 'Remain.
 It will honour the result of the referendum. We wl take back control of our
 borders, by putting an end to the free movement of people once and for all. Instead
 of an immigration system based on where a person comes from, we will build one
 based on the skills and talents a person has to offer. We will take back control of
 our money, by putting an end to vast annual payments to the EU. Instead, we will
 be able to spend British taxpayer's money on our own priorities, like the extra
 £394 million per week that we are investing in our long-term plan for the NHS
 And we will take back control of our laws, by ending the jurisdiction of the
 European Court of Justice in the UK. In future, our laws will be made, interpreted
 and enforced by our own courts and legislatures
 We will be out of EU programmes that do not work in our interests: out of the
 Common Agricultural Policy, that has failed our farmers, and out of the Common
 Fisheries Policy, that has failed our coastal communities. Instead, we will be able
 to design a system of agricultural support that works for us and we will be an
 independent coastal state once again, with full control over our waters.
 The deal also protects the things we value. EU citizens who have built their lives in
 the United Kingdom will have their rights protected, as will UK citizens living
 elsewhere in the EU. A free trade area will allow goods to flow easily across our
 borders, protecting the many skilled jobs right across the country that rely on
 integrated supply-chains. Because our European friends will always be our allies in
 the fight against terrorism and organised crime, the deal wl ensure that security
 co-operation will continue, so we can keep our people safe.
"I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and all of our people." Theresa May has written an open letter to the British public to appeal for their support for the Brexit deal. She said her plan promises a "brighter future" for the UK and leaving the EU will be "a moment of renewal and reconciliation for our whole country". EU leaders are in Brussels for a special summit to decide whether to endorse the deal. Many UK MPs - including Conservatives - say they will vote against it. Click the link in our bio to follow all the latest as it happens. Brexit politics unitedkingdom EU bbcnews

"I will be campaigning with my heart and soul to win that vote and to deliver this Brexit deal, for the good of our United Kingdom and all o...

Apparently, Scream, and Wikipedia: weavemama WHIO-TV Do you know what to do if you're bitten by a tarantula hawk wasp? on.whio.com/2tjwp8X 7/3/17, 3:13 PM BY A WHAT artistil THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU 1petulantkitten Give it a dime, apparently 1petulantkitten Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream. from Wikipedia- "One researcher described the pain a immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp's sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric"." momma-crow Soooooo..dissociate to escape or? thesallowbeldam It's laying eggs in you. prokopetz Let's back up a second and fully appreciate that description The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that's this Thing as a scientist In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as "almost pleasant, [likel a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard. In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as "hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue." So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric" well, now you know what your standard for comparison is! moonsofavalon this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt surprisebitch Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism Source: weavemama 216,685 notes So I found this super long reblog about a pretty dangerous wasp:
Apparently, Scream, and Wikipedia: weavemama
 WHIO-TV
 Do you know what to do if you're
 bitten by a tarantula hawk wasp?
 on.whio.com/2tjwp8X
 7/3/17, 3:13 PM
 BY A WHAT
 artistil
 THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG
 TFFF
 JU
 1petulantkitten
 Give it a dime, apparently
 1petulantkitten
 Had to go research this thing, and the answer
 to what to do if it stings you is scream.
 from Wikipedia-
 "One researcher described the pain a
 immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain
 that simply shuts down one's ability to do
 anything, except scream. Mental discipline
 simply does not work in these situations.
 In terms of scale, the wasp's sting is rated
 near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index,
 second only to that of the bullet ant, and is
 described by Schmidt as "blinding, fierce [and]
 shockingly electric"."
 momma-crow
 Soooooo..dissociate to escape or?
 thesallowbeldam
 It's laying eggs in you.
 prokopetz
 Let's back up a second and fully appreciate
 that description
 The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely
 used classification system for the bites and
 stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally
 the personal ranking system of a guy named
 Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs
 sting him for science. Like, that's this Thing as
 a scientist
 In one entry, he describes the sting of the
 common bee as "almost pleasant, [likel a
 lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.
 In another, the sting of the yellowjacket
 is described as "hot and smoky, almost
 irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing
 a cigar on your tongue."
 So when the Schmidt sting pain index
 characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk
 as "blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric"
 well, now you know what your standard for
 comparison is!
 moonsofavalon
 this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame
 Justin Schmidt
 surprisebitch
 Justin Schmidt is the epitome of masochism
 Source: weavemama
 216,685 notes
So I found this super long reblog about a pretty dangerous wasp:

So I found this super long reblog about a pretty dangerous wasp:

Gif, Tumblr, and Work: +GIFS.com benpaddon: ayethatgirlrithany: sexysalomonandthecurtainchild: This is exactly how physics does not work. Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 
Gif, Tumblr, and Work: +GIFS.com
benpaddon:
ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon: ayethatgirlrithany: sexysalomonandthecurtainchild: This is exactly how physics does not work. Why didn’t she just use the lips...

Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks
Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS.
 Askew
 When you type Askew or Tilt on
 google, it tilts the search results
 page
 ecursion
 When you type this word on search
 you will asked again that "did you
 mean RECURSION".
 Do A Barrel Roll
 When you search for this keyword,
 the page will start rotating in
 Clockwise Direction
 Google Space
 Type this and see everything
 floating
 Google Sphere
 This may not work for some, however
 Google Heart
 This one is quite lovely and
 mathematical. I just laughed when I saw
 this at first. lo see a heart you need to
 search the given calculations on google
 search. It will do calculations and bring
 you a graph plotted in heart shape.
 Here's the code below, do some
 changes and check the results.
 (sqrt(cos
 (x))*cos
 (400%)+
 sqrt (abs
 (4
 x*x)A0.01
 Zerg Rush
 This is a game which is quite
 interesting. When you type Zerg
 Rush on google, aliens zergs start
 coming to your result in the shape
 of '0'. All you have to do is just kill
 those and get as many points as you
 can. You can also share your points
 on G+.
 Binary
 Type " Binary" on google search and
 check out. It will show the number
 of results as "About
 0b1000101000010011010000 results".
 Quite odd.
 Atari Breakout
 This one is really interesting and not
 known by many people. For this just
 type Atari Breakout on Google
 search and then click Image results.
 A game will start automatically
 Gravit
 This trick is one of the oldest and known
 by almost every individual who uses
 google. Just type Google Gravity and see
 what happens
 One Does Not Walk into
 Mordo
 This one is specially for Lord Of The
 Rings fans. For this just go to google
 maps and search as follows
 From- The Shire
 To Mordor.
 ENJOY!!
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Funny Google Tricks

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Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS. Askew When you type Askew or Tilt on google, it tilts the search results page ecursion When you type this word on search you will asked again that "did you mean RECURSION". Do A Barrel Roll When you search for this keyword, the page will start rotating in Clockwise Direction Google Space Type this and see everything floating Google Sphere This may not work for some, however Google Heart This one is quite lovely and mathematical. I just laughed when I saw this at first. lo see a heart you need to search the given calculations on google search. It will do calculations and bring you a graph plotted in heart shape. Here's the code below, do some changes and check the results. (sqrt(cos (x))*cos (400%)+ sqrt (abs (4 x*x)A0.01 Zerg Rush This is a game which is quite interesting. When you type Zerg Rush on google, aliens zergs start coming to your result in the shape of '0'. All you have to do is just kill those and get as many points as you can. You can also share your points on G+. Binary Type " Binary" on google search and check out. It will show the number of results as "About 0b1000101000010011010000 results". Quite odd. Atari Breakout This one is really interesting and not known by many people. For this just type Atari Breakout on Google search and then click Image results. A game will start automatically Gravit This trick is one of the oldest and known by almost every individual who uses google. Just type Google Gravity and see what happens One Does Not Walk into Mordo This one is specially for Lord Of The Rings fans. For this just go to google maps and search as follows From- The Shire To Mordor. ENJOY!! laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks
Click, Club, and Do a Barrel Roll: SOME FUNNY GOOGLE TRICKS.
 Askew
 When you type Askew or Tilt on
 google, it tilts the search results
 page
 ecursion
 When you type this word on search
 you will asked again that "did you
 mean RECURSION".
 Do A Barrel Roll
 When you search for this keyword,
 the page will start rotating in
 Clockwise Direction
 Google Space
 Type this and see everything
 floating
 Google Sphere
 This may not work for some, however
 Google Heart
 This one is quite lovely and
 mathematical. I just laughed when I saw
 this at first. lo see a heart you need to
 search the given calculations on google
 search. It will do calculations and bring
 you a graph plotted in heart shape.
 Here's the code below, do some
 changes and check the results.
 (sqrt(cos
 (x))*cos
 (400%)+
 sqrt (abs
 (4
 x*x)A0.01
 Zerg Rush
 This is a game which is quite
 interesting. When you type Zerg
 Rush on google, aliens zergs start
 coming to your result in the shape
 of '0'. All you have to do is just kill
 those and get as many points as you
 can. You can also share your points
 on G+.
 Binary
 Type " Binary" on google search and
 check out. It will show the number
 of results as "About
 0b1000101000010011010000 results".
 Quite odd.
 Atari Breakout
 This one is really interesting and not
 known by many people. For this just
 type Atari Breakout on Google
 search and then click Image results.
 A game will start automatically
 Gravit
 This trick is one of the oldest and known
 by almost every individual who uses
 google. Just type Google Gravity and see
 what happens
 One Does Not Walk into
 Mordo
 This one is specially for Lord Of The
 Rings fans. For this just go to google
 maps and search as follows
 From- The Shire
 To Mordor.
 ENJOY!!
laughoutloud-club:

Funny Google Tricks

laughoutloud-club: Funny Google Tricks