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Not The: It’s not the law, it’s my lifestyle
Not The: It’s not the law, it’s my lifestyle

It’s not the law, it’s my lifestyle

Not The: Not the Waffle House!!
Not The: Not the Waffle House!!

Not the Waffle House!!

Not The: Not the Vibrator!
Not The: Not the Vibrator!

Not the Vibrator!

Not The: You are not the true successor of Rome
Not The: You are not the true successor of Rome

You are not the true successor of Rome

Not The: Fear not the impending apocalypse, I have memes!
Not The: Fear not the impending apocalypse, I have memes!

Fear not the impending apocalypse, I have memes!

Not The: Don’t forget the other victims. Jews were not the only ones
Not The: Don’t forget the other victims. Jews were not the only ones

Don’t forget the other victims. Jews were not the only ones

Not The: Not the milk
Not The: Not the milk

Not the milk

Not The: Oh no! Not the samples!!!
Not The: Oh no! Not the samples!!!

Oh no! Not the samples!!!

Not The: Oh no! Not the samples!!! by froyoboyz MORE MEMES
Not The: Oh no! Not the samples!!! by froyoboyz
MORE MEMES

Oh no! Not the samples!!! by froyoboyz MORE MEMES

Not The: snailienz: asgardian-viking: croxovergoddess: susiethemoderator: marrymejasonsegel: quietstorm-thundathighs: hustleinatrap: wtf? who? I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse??? the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin. So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness.why do they hate us so much. Yikes… Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion. Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped. It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances Spoilers but they get together at the end He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing
Not The: snailienz:
asgardian-viking:

croxovergoddess:

susiethemoderator:

marrymejasonsegel:


quietstorm-thundathighs:

hustleinatrap:
wtf?

who?


I just read the plot of this and somehow it gets worse???
the dwarfs are princes under a curse. In order to break the spell, they need a pair of magic red shoes. But currently the red shoes are owned by Snow White, who, get this, has “let herself go” but when she wears the shoes, they show how beautiful she is on the inside—aka thin.
So basically in order for the princes to break the curse, they have to doom Snow White to a life of fatness.why do they hate us so much.


Yikes…



Saw the movie recently and that’s literally not the plot at all
The advertisement group was disgusting af and when the movie came out it was actually nothing like those ads
The princes need to be loved by a “beautiful” woman but what’s beautiful is an opinion.
Snow white loves her size and strength (yeah she lifts!) but her dad goes missing and no man was willing to help her until she ended up in those red shoes. She doesn’t like what the shoes make her into. She just likes finally being helped.
It’s a love story between her and one of the dwarves where He needs to learn to not judge himself or other’s based off appearances 
Spoilers but they get together at the end
He’s a prince again and she stays her cute fat self

So, it was really just a case of really bad marketing

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Not The: ur not the boss of me
Not The: ur not the boss of me

ur not the boss of me

Not The: surprisebitch: the-peculiar-bi-tch: not-the-real-norbert-hofer: fixitstevenjunior: tamhonks: tamhonks: uncanny  IM LEAVING i’m staying now THIS is a Live Action im here for
Not The: surprisebitch:
the-peculiar-bi-tch:

not-the-real-norbert-hofer:

fixitstevenjunior:

tamhonks:

tamhonks:
uncanny 


IM LEAVING



i’m staying


now THIS is a Live Action im here for

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Not The: Not the heroes we deserved, but the heroes we needed
Not The: Not the heroes we deserved, but the heroes we needed

Not the heroes we deserved, but the heroes we needed

Not The: lampfaced: roguesareth: emeraldspiral: roguesareth: Do you want rabies? This is how you get rabies Is it really that big of a deal if your dog has autism? I need to reblog this again because no seriously R A B I E S: -is basically not treatable once you start showing symptoms. Straight up you will die and not in any kind of fun way. We’re talking flu symptoms that develop into hallucinations, severe hydrophobia, partial paralysis and a slew of other shit. -99% of rabies cases in the world come from stray dog bites. EXCEPT IN THE US. Rabies vaccines have nearly illuminated the threat from dogs. Our biggest concerns are wild animals like raccoons, skunks, foxes and coyotes and feral cats. -Rabies is extremely preventable by vaccines and nearly nonexistent in countries where the vaccine is widely available and taken advantage of. -B U T if people stop VACCINATING THEIR DOGS (and other animals that are susceptible like cats and farm animals like cows, horses and goats) we will likely see a rise in rabies cases among free roaming animals and BECAUSE we dont experience many cases (because of vaccines) and often people arent informed. We know “rabies is bad” but that seems to be it in a lot of cases, I’d wager a lot of people dont knownits transferable from animals to humans at all. -Most rabies cases in humans are children under 15. V A C C I N A T E Y O U R A N I M A L S -brought to you by me, who just did a research project on rabies for one of my MA classes I’m a vet tech, and the way that we try to convince people into vaccinating their pets at our clinic against rabies is telling them that it’s a federally mandated vaccine, and what happens should their animal bite someone if they have no current rabies vaccine on record. Basically, if your not-protected-against-rabies pet bites someone, regardless of if they’ve ever possibly been exposed or not, the animal needs to be tested. How do you test an animal for rabies? You look at extremely thin slices of brain tissue. And the only way to get that brain tissue is to euthanize and decapitate the animal, and send the entire head to the state lab where they can process it. Doesn’t matter why the bite happened, or how bad it was, or if the animal is completely healthy and doesn’t have rabies. If skin was broken, it has to be reported, and the animal’s fate is out of your hands.  Rabies is goddamn scary.
Not The: lampfaced:
roguesareth:

emeraldspiral:

roguesareth:
Do you want rabies? This is how you get rabies
Is it really that big of a deal if your dog has autism? 

I need to reblog this again because no seriously R A B I E S:
-is basically not treatable once you start showing symptoms.  Straight up you will die and not in any kind of fun way. We’re talking flu symptoms that develop into hallucinations, severe hydrophobia, partial paralysis and a slew of other shit.
-99% of rabies cases in the world come from stray dog bites. EXCEPT IN THE US. Rabies vaccines have nearly illuminated the threat from dogs. Our biggest concerns are wild animals like raccoons, skunks, foxes and coyotes and feral cats.
-Rabies is extremely preventable by vaccines and nearly nonexistent in countries where the vaccine is widely available and taken advantage of. 
-B U T if people stop VACCINATING THEIR DOGS (and other animals that are susceptible like cats and farm animals like cows, horses and goats) we will likely see a rise in rabies cases among free roaming animals and BECAUSE we dont experience many cases (because of vaccines) and often people arent informed. We know “rabies is bad” but that seems to be it in a lot of cases, I’d wager a lot of people dont knownits transferable from animals to humans at all. 
-Most rabies cases in humans are children under 15. 
V A C C I N A T E   Y O U R   A N I M A L S 
-brought to you by me, who just did a research project on rabies for one of my MA classes 

I’m a vet tech, and the way that we try to convince people into vaccinating their pets at our clinic against rabies is telling them that it’s a federally mandated vaccine, and what happens should their animal bite someone if they have no current rabies vaccine on record.
Basically, if your not-protected-against-rabies pet bites someone, regardless of if they’ve ever possibly been exposed or not, the animal needs to be tested. How do you test an animal for rabies? You look at extremely thin slices of brain tissue. And the only way to get that brain tissue is to euthanize and decapitate the animal, and send the entire head to the state lab where they can process it. Doesn’t matter why the bite happened, or how bad it was, or if the animal is completely healthy and doesn’t have rabies. If skin was broken, it has to be reported, and the animal’s fate is out of your hands. 
Rabies is goddamn scary.

lampfaced: roguesareth: emeraldspiral: roguesareth: Do you want rabies? This is how you get rabies Is it really that big of a deal if y...

Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we needed.
Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we needed.

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we needed.

Not The: epicjohndoe: You Are Not The Father
Not The: epicjohndoe:

You Are Not The Father

epicjohndoe: You Are Not The Father

Not The: chrispalmermusic: no it’s not the same thing
Not The: chrispalmermusic:

no it’s not the same thing

chrispalmermusic: no it’s not the same thing

Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange by SupremeSheep420 MORE MEMES
Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange by SupremeSheep420
MORE MEMES

That is not the law of equivalent exchange by SupremeSheep420 MORE MEMES

Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange
Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange

That is not the law of equivalent exchange

Not The: Not the probing types
Not The: Not the probing types

Not the probing types

Not The: I know I’m not the only one
Not The: I know I’m not the only one

I know I’m not the only one

Not The: Skip the horror section, not the app
Not The: Skip the horror section, not the app

Skip the horror section, not the app

Not The: lolzandtrollz: Maybe I’m Not The Only One That Feels This Way
Not The: lolzandtrollz:

Maybe I’m Not The Only One That Feels This Way

lolzandtrollz: Maybe I’m Not The Only One That Feels This Way

Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need by TungCR MORE MEMES
Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need by TungCR
MORE MEMES

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need by TungCR MORE MEMES

Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need
Not The: Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

Not The: epicjohndoe: You Are Not The Father
Not The: epicjohndoe:

You Are Not The Father

epicjohndoe: You Are Not The Father

Not The: Believe in yourself, not the non-believers
Not The: Believe in yourself, not the non-believers

Believe in yourself, not the non-believers

Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.
Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt 5.

Not The: He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
Not The: He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.

Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3
Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 3

Not The: Not the rio birds :(
Not The: Not the rio birds :(

Not the rio birds :(

Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2
Not The: D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

D&D Dump (with mostly Barbarian and DM memes because you’re not the boss of me) pt. 2

Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange
Not The: That is not the law of equivalent exchange

That is not the law of equivalent exchange

Not The: chalamets: The Last Jedi resolved the intrigue surrounding the heroine of this new sequel-trilogy, Rey, and her parentage with a gracefully simple, bold assertion: Rey is… just Rey. Not the daughter of some space aristocracy or legacy lineage, but a hero of her own making. […] That Rey’s parents were ordinary people meant anyone from anywhere could be born a hero; what determined a person’s place in the world was who they chose to be, rather than their last name. “Rey is our protagonist. And the truth is, in the story, the toughest possible thing for her to hear is, you know, you’re not gonna get the easy answer that you’re so-and-so’s daughter, this is your place,” [Rian] Johnson told me after The Last Jedi’s release. “You’re gonna have to stand on your own two feet and define yourself in this world.” Instead of taking the baton from Last Jedi and running with it to new heights, The Rise of Skywalker retreats right back into the safety of nostalgia. […] It’s as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the “fans” upset that this hero—worse, this girl—dared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength […] Bookending the saga Anakin began with the story of a girl from nowhere who sets right what he helped unbalance might have been resonant. But who cares for that when there’s another billion-dollar franchise to set up and potential spin-offs to tease? — Melissa Leon, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Erases the Power of Rey’s Story and Surrenders to Sexist Trolls
Not The: chalamets:

The Last Jedi resolved the intrigue surrounding the heroine of this new sequel-trilogy, Rey, and her parentage with a gracefully simple, bold assertion: Rey is… just Rey. Not the daughter of some space aristocracy or legacy lineage, but a hero of her own making. […] That Rey’s parents were ordinary people meant anyone from anywhere could be born a hero; what determined a person’s place in the world was who they chose to be, rather than their last name. “Rey is our protagonist. And the truth is, in the story, the toughest possible thing for her to hear is, you know, you’re not gonna get the easy answer that you’re so-and-so’s daughter, this is your place,” [Rian] Johnson told me after The Last Jedi’s release. “You’re gonna have to stand on your own two feet and define yourself in this world.”
Instead of taking the baton from Last Jedi and running with it to new heights, The Rise of Skywalker retreats right back into the safety of nostalgia. […] It’s as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the “fans” upset that this hero—worse, this girl—dared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength […] Bookending the saga Anakin began with the story of a girl from nowhere who sets right what he helped unbalance might have been resonant. But who cares for that when there’s another billion-dollar franchise to set up and potential spin-offs to tease?
— Melissa Leon, ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Erases the Power of Rey’s Story and Surrenders to Sexist Trolls

chalamets: The Last Jedi resolved the intrigue surrounding the heroine of this new sequel-trilogy, Rey, and her parentage with a gracefu...

Not The: not the dankest, i just love her
Not The: not the dankest, i just love her

not the dankest, i just love her

Not The: epicjohndoe: Video Games Are Not The Cause
Not The: epicjohndoe:

Video Games Are Not The Cause

epicjohndoe: Video Games Are Not The Cause

Not The: electric bulb @valarrrrrrry I've remembered one of my neighbors has ever asked me why I lock my door when I'm inside the house and I asked him how he knows that and he told me with a straight face that he has tried to open it some nights to 'greet me'. 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes morgrimmoon: letsmcflytobritain: deminat-20: smiling-grouch: ocean-again: loueejii: facelesssavior: twitblr: Dormant Predators This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. reblog for that last bit to save a life If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs! That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here. Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?   Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.
Not The: electric bulb
 @valarrrrrrry
 I've remembered one of my neighbors
 has ever asked me why I lock my door
 when I'm inside the house and I asked
 him how he knows that and he told
 me with a straight face that he has
 tried to open it some nights to 'greet
 me'.
 16:19 04/09/2019 Twitter for Android
 1,720 Retweets 2,524 Likes
morgrimmoon:

letsmcflytobritain:

deminat-20:

smiling-grouch:


ocean-again:

loueejii:

facelesssavior:

twitblr:

Dormant Predators



This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20. 

reblog for that last bit to save a life


If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move. 
You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!




That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

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