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Not Pregnant: This could save a mans life... pregnant D not pregnant D CD This story posted by a guy on Reddit really amazed me. Basically he was in his bathroom one day and found his ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of a laugh he decided to pee on it. To his utter shock and surprise, the results came up with 2 lines as per the image below. This as we all know basically means he is pregnant right? Well obviously he is not pregnant but he thought it was really funny anyway. He took to Reddit where he posted the picture. In the comments someone said โ€œif this is true, you should check yourself for testicular cancer" and that he needed to get to his GP as soon as possible. It was lucky this chain of events happened as when his GP checked him over, it turned out that he had testicular cancer. He was fortunate enough to catch it in the early stages. So what is going on here? Well the pregnancy test is actually looking for something called Human chorionic gonadotropin HCG . This is produced in the placenta of a woman and is thus a good test of pregnancy. It turns out that HCG is also produced by men who suffer from testicular cancer. captive-wheatley: makingplansdrawingmaps: cupcakeforger: timetobe-me: intellectualbadarse: HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST SIGNAL BOOST THIS REDDIT FOR GOOD! This is actually trueย andย could make a difference Holy shit.
Not Pregnant: This could save a mans life...
 pregnant D
 not pregnant D
 CD
 This story posted by a guy on Reddit really amazed me.
 Basically he was in his bathroom one day and found his
 ex girlfriends pregnancy test kit. For a bit of a laugh he
 decided to pee on it. To his utter shock and surprise, the
 results came up with 2 lines as per the image below.
 This as we all know basically means he is pregnant
 right? Well obviously he is not pregnant but he thought it
 was really funny anyway. He took to Reddit where he
 posted the picture. In the comments someone said โ€œif
 this is true, you should check yourself for testicular
 cancer" and that he needed to get to his GP as soon as
 possible. It was lucky this chain of events happened as
 when his GP checked him over, it turned out that he had
 testicular cancer. He was fortunate enough to catch it in
 the early stages. So what is going on here? Well the
 pregnancy test is actually looking for something called
 Human chorionic gonadotropin HCG . This is produced in
 the placenta of a woman and is thus a good test of
 pregnancy. It turns out that HCG is also produced by men
 who suffer from testicular cancer.
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intellectualbadarse:

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REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually trueย andย could make a difference

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Not Pregnant: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that donโ€™t necessarily go together? โ€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?โ€ I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. โ€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we donโ€™t have anything that spicy here.โ€ BISH YES U DO, LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ MEXICANS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚. I been telling yโ€™all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? โ€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.โ€ well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? ๐Ÿ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so Iโ€™ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental ๐Ÿฅณ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like โ€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?โ€ And you can say I took smashโ€™s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now Iโ€™m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Not Pregnant: The moment you tell her to 'go get it!
Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that donโ€™t necessarily go together? โ€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?โ€ I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. โ€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we donโ€™t have anything that spicy here.โ€ BISH YES U DO, LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ MEXICANS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚. I been telling yโ€™all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? โ€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.โ€ well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? ๐Ÿ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so Iโ€™ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental ๐Ÿฅณ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like โ€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?โ€ And you can say I took smashโ€™s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now Iโ€™m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice crea...