🐣 25+ Best Memes About Not My

Not My: I don’t know if it’s already here or not, my friend sent this. But if anyone needs to see this…

I don’t know if it’s already here or not, my friend sent this. But if anyone needs to see this…

Not My: awesomacious: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

awesomacious: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

Not My: Not my meme but nice one though

Not my meme but nice one though

Not My: This sign ( Not my pic )

This sign ( Not my pic )

Not My: This sign ( Not my pic )

This sign ( Not my pic )

Not My: This sign ( Not my pic )

This sign ( Not my pic )

Not My: I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. (Not my picture, found it online). No one has really noticed. HR even moved it to a different location near all the other Covid stuff.

I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. (Not my picture, found it online). No one has really noticed. HR even moved it...

Not My: This is not my first post. React as you wish.

This is not my first post. React as you wish.

Not My: I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. (Not my picture, found it online). No one has really noticed. HR even moved it to a different location near all the other Covid stuff.

I hung this in the break room at work about 4 months ago. (Not my picture, found it online). No one has really noticed. HR even moved it...

Not My: awesomacious: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

awesomacious: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

Not My: Not my meme but it belongs here

Not my meme but it belongs here

Not My: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

Not My: Not my problem

Not my problem

Not My: not my own, but thought I’d give it a go. 10/10 would try again

not my own, but thought I’d give it a go. 10/10 would try again

Not My: awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Not My: I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

I know it’s not my best post, but i wanted to appreciate every one of you. Thanks :)

Not My: awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

awesomacious: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Not My: Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Do something your future self will thank you for. (Not my photo)

Not My: It’s not my day by Jarroud69 MORE MEMES

It’s not my day by Jarroud69 MORE MEMES

Not My: not my OC

not my OC

Not My: shed1nja: salty-sadness22: kintatsujo: pretentioussongtitle: disease-danger-darkness-silence: captainroxythefoxy: e-v-roslyn: guu: kuruluv: catwithaknife: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzqpd9/heres-an-insane-story-about-a-rogue-music-teacher-cutting-a-kids-hair what the fuck i’m just gonna take this post for a moment so i can rant but like i Hate how entitled adults can feel over a child’s hair! it started when i was young myself, i wanted a mohawk, but my dad didn’t approve of that look on a “girl”, and insisted i’d regret such a bold cut. at 16 i was finally given full autonomy over my own head. but then i have a son and everyone around us is trying to keep his hair short. when we finally moved out just me my partner and him, i told him he doesn’t need to get any haircuts he doesn’t want. so he starts growing it out, it’s still short but coming on mid-length. his teacher makes a point to tell me it’s getting long as if i don’t have eyes. i hear her walking out with him one day talking to him about haircuts, as if to coax him into one. eventually i get child services called on me for ‘forcing a transgender lifestyle’ over what i can only assume is from a combination of me drawing cute ponies on his valentine box and letting him go to school in a ponytail. he kept it short for awhile after but told me he wanted to grow it out again, so i let him of course. he comes home one day after getting a haircut at his grandpa’s and tells me he didn’t Want the haircut. i ask why he got it then and learned he was bribed with a promise of a surprise IF he cut his hair. tl;dr people need to back the hell up off of children and let them have owership of what’s on THEIR body! /rant Same thing about getting a child to curl or straighten their hair. Or do anything with it. Just let kids have control over their bodies. This happened to me when I was little too!! Growing up I had naturally tight Shirley Temple curls. The only problem was that you can’t get a hair brush through it if your life depended on it until it grew out over a few years. but This One Lady from church decided that leaving my hair messy and curly was child abuse and threatened to call social services on my family every damn time she saw me until one day she was the designated kid watcher and ho boy my momma tells me i came out with tears in my eyes and greasy slicked down hair and that’s where she ends the story because i think my mother beat her ass but yeah. Leave kids hair alone. I’m going to be honest, parents who are super-controlling of their children’s hair creep me the fuck out and I’m not entirely certain why except that I get a vague feeling they kind of relegate them to, “annoying talking doll” status. I loved my daughter’s long blond hair. It was thick and wavy and beautiful but when she told me she wanted it cut short ‘like a boy’(she was four) I took her to the salon and let her whack it off. The stylist was skeptical, ‘are you sure?” and the thing is, she said this to me, not my daughter. So I asked my girl ‘are you sure you want it cut short?’ She was. The hair went. The stylist acted nervous most of the way through like she was waiting for one of us to burst into tears, but it looked cute! And my daughter loved it! (And it’s been short ever since.) Autonomy over your hair is bodily autonomy and we as a culture need to start holding bodily autonomy as sacred My family, for years, wouldn’t let me dye/cut my hair really short. I could understand the dye, but the shortest they’d let me go is a bob. They even let me dye my hair before letting me go that short. I’m finally in control of my hair and my hair is one of my favorite things about myself. It’s an easy way to express myself. Let kids do what they want with their hair! Let them have fun with their hair before they’re told to grow up and have ‘professional’ hair! My mom had a monopoly over my hair. Wouldn’t let me wear it natural, was obsessed with me having flyaways in the front and wouldn’t let me get out of the car in the mornings until they were flat, permed it when I was 10, wouldn’t let me cut it off for years after even though it was really damaged, vocally disapproved when I finally cut it as short as she’d let me. When I moved out I stopped putting any heat in it and a few years later I cut it all off again. The second cut was my decision alone and it felt like a weight lifted off me, like no one could ever tell me what to do with it again or tell me “I needed it” to be pretty. My stepfather and his stepfather forced a hair cut on me 10 years ago because they said i was too girly for their tastes.I grew my hair out ever since because ill never go fucking bald again like those two fucking neo nazis

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Not My: pieprincess-andthe-fallenangel: westotanu: jeanjauthor: ao3commentoftheday: You’ve heard of lemons and the Citrus Scale? Well, what about KINKTOMATO? KINKTOMATO is an important concept in fandom. It’s a humourous re-spelling of YKINMKATO - Your Kink Is Not My Kink (And That’s OK). This is the idea that if you don’t like a particular kink or ship etc, that’s fine but you don’t need to attack or shame the people who do. Just leave them alone to enjoy their fics and art in peace and ask that they do the same in return. KINKTOMATO is the “you do you” of fandom. It’s the “whatever floats your boat” of leaving other people alone. It’s an easy and judgement-free way of hoping that your fellow fans enjoy their content as much as you enjoy yours and understanding that different folks like different strokes. Having preferences is human. Having squicks is totally normal. Everyone has NOTPs or lines they don’t want to cross. But fandom is a large group of diverse people with varying tastes and interests and backgrounds. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. Ship and let ship. Don’t like? Don’t read. Your kink is not my kink, and that’s okay. This, writers. And yes, do bring back “squick” because if it makes you go “ew, ick” then that’s a squick, or a hard “uh no NOT for me” it’s a squick. (Something that’s genuinely triggering will give you symptoms like hyperventillating, shaking hands, cold sweats, nausea, the feeling like you’re gonna faint, etc, but if it just makes you go “ew, ick” and scrunches your face in distaste, then that’s a squick, my friend.) just to add on - KINKTOMATO is not easy, which goes against the usual ‘it’s not hard to just hit the back button’ narrative but I’m gonna say it. most people think they can do this stuff just fine but usually what they’re considering as ‘things they don’t like’ are things they feel neutral about. ‘I’m not really fond of X but it doesn’t make me want to run for the hills if I see it in a fic’ is not ‘oh wow I really REALLY hate that’. it takes conscious effort to be fair about it. you have to resist the urge to be like ‘this is disgusting and I want to yell at someone for subjecting my poor eyeballs to this’. sometimes you gotta leave and do other things for a few days or even weeks just because you read the tags/summary on something and were like ‘oh god nope no ew ew ew’. nobody really enjoys practicing this type of self-discipline. it is sincerely unpleasant to encounter kinks you are repulsed/squicked by. there have been times when i was lax in reading through the tags or when i assumed a tag represented one kind of take on a thing but no actually it was another, way less appealing one, and it’s not a fun time to get that particular cold glass of water thrown onto your soul. be mature and fair about it anyway. resist the urge to be the fandom equivalent of those white suburban moms who yell at underpaid (or volunteer, in this case) cashiers and demand to speak to the manager. ignore the people who will try and appeal to you by telling you that your aversion is a result of some innate Goodness on your part and that people who make things you don’t like are Evil. And friendly reminder that both tumblr and AO3 have ways to filter out unwanted tags so that you can easily go about your day without seeing content for one of your squicks or notps. In fact, I find it good practice to do an AO3 search for all of my favourite ships, filtering out all tags and ships I don’t like, and then saving that page as a bookmark/favourite to make my future fic-browsing easier. That way, I never accidentally come across something that makes me squick. And whenever I come across another ship or tag that I hate, I add that into my ‘excluded tags’ list and resave it. It’s really simple and saves me a lot of pain and effort!

pieprincess-andthe-fallenangel: westotanu: jeanjauthor: ao3commentoftheday: You’ve heard of lemons and the Citrus Scale? Well, what a...

Not My: Top image not my idea

Top image not my idea

Not My: I’m not my biggest fan

I’m not my biggest fan

Not My: it’s definitely not my cake day today

it’s definitely not my cake day today

Not My: 30-minute-memes: It’s not my revolution, it’s OUR revolution.

30-minute-memes: It’s not my revolution, it’s OUR revolution.

Not My: NOT MY JOB

NOT MY JOB

Not My: not my tinder but still funny

not my tinder but still funny

Not My: billionaires when a cathedral is on fire JUST TAKE ALL MY MONEY billionaires when an entire fucking continent is on fire It's really not my fuckin' problem Thats it folks

Thats it folks

Not My: Dad You bet! That's going to end Poorly. Can I Use Your, tools? disaged I think it will start poorly But. who knows how it will Just finished fixing the dad. end? roo f SMASH Than ks Sweetie! BANG CRASH Not my work but made me aww out loud. Cred: lunarbaboon

Not my work but made me aww out loud. Cred: lunarbaboon

Not My: hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might've cried about this. don't remember meanexwife was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, "i don't know what this is!" suckindeath bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life .

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Not My: Today 1:45PM So, on a scale of 00000000000 to 99999999999 what's your number? Today 1:47PM Haha Um 5? Today 1:50PM No, you must've misunderstood; I asked for your number not my bank balance x Sent Send a message Send Ah, self roast, those are rare.

Ah, self roast, those are rare.

Not My: The new iPhone X camera quality is so good it shows you how ugly you are @wizardofmemes Just tiny meme dump(not my work)

Just tiny meme dump(not my work)

Not My: britonell: Hello @clearwillow. Do you know how difficult it was to keep my mouth shut about being your @inusecretsanta!? Anywho, don’t skip the fanfic below! Hermit’s Haven In which one dog leads to a hermit failing to be a hermit… …this is not my biography >.> Keep reading

britonell: Hello @clearwillow. Do you know how difficult it was to keep my mouth shut about being your @inusecretsanta!? Anywho, don’t...

Not My: 12:37 1 Robert Are you fine with me being trans? Oh l'm sorry I didn't read that part. I don't have a problem with you being trans. But it's not my thing personally. I'm sorry. I should have read your profile. Thank god I asked first lol. That would one hell of a surprise hahah Yeah haha. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. You stated it very clearly in your profile. My bad No it's very validating. I guess I look like a woman for sure You do and you are. Don't listen to the assholes in the world who try to tell you otherwise. Type a message Send GIF (• The Most Wholesome Rejection Ever

The Most Wholesome Rejection Ever

Not My: HOT GIRL SADA @MissSaraElla My nails are $45+, my hair is $150+, eyebrows $12 and in a relationship l'll ask my man for $0.00. My man is my boyfriend, not my father. Y'all females need to stop viewing men as walking banks period and ok the men have stopped reading by now. rob him, sis 1:37 PM · 6/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone

Not My: Syd @Jigwithsyd Sol go to Starbucks & the lady working said, "The car in front of you just paid for your order!" Me: Omg that was so nice Employee: Yeah, it's like a chain. You're the 5th person & everybody's paying for the car behind them Me: Employee: Me: Employee: Me: Well have a good day Not my fault y'all wasting money on other people..

Not my fault y'all wasting money on other people..

Not My: CRYINGMANLYTEARS TUMBLR INEJ GHAFA cryingmanlytears: Inej Ghafa | Six of CrowsNina | Matthias | KazThis one took a lot longer than it really should have. Mostly because of the awkward angle of her face and my indecision regarding the hood. But anyhow it’s done. Not my favorite portrait but she’s my favorite Crow. :) That means with three down the final piece is officially halfway done. Kaz is next!

cryingmanlytears: Inej Ghafa | Six of CrowsNina | Matthias | KazThis one took a lot longer than it really should have. Mostly because of...

Not My: 6 y/o me in a store: Mom. MOM! Person: *turns around revealing they are in fact not my mom* Me 15 years later: 3014 JustSomeGuy Idk Off to hang myself! Just don’t have blonde hair

Just don’t have blonde hair

Not My: LEANNA @leannaaross So this week my 8 yr old brother kept asking for two of whatever we gave him for lunch for eg two sandwiches & what not. My mom didn't think anything of it. So this afternoon a parent approached her and thanked her for sending lunch for her son while she was in the hospital O 9:47 PM · 9/12/19 · Twitter for iPhone 22.7K Retweets 173K Likes Props to that family

Props to that family

Not My: Integer variable Function String You’re not my friend anymore

You’re not my friend anymore

Not My: Replying to @Wendys and What're your thoughts on the recent Star Wars trilogy, Wendy's? 2 Wendy's O @Wendys · 7h Not my favorite of the trilogies, but still excited for the next chapter. It's Star Wars! 27 2 26 ne · 7h Better than the prequels though, eh? Wendy's O @Wendys · 7h It's treason then. 17 If what Wendy’s has told me is true, they will have gained my trust.

If what Wendy’s has told me is true, they will have gained my trust.

Not My: friend: can I use your Netflix account? me: this is not my account friend: who does it belong to? me: I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY WHO KNOWS ANOTHER GUY better call saul

better call saul

Not My: What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you? Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley, author "Now, The Physics of Time" Updated Aug 2, 2017 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever said? "Would you like one, Grandpa?" OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old granddaughter, but I still think it counts. I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll give her a second. So I tried that test with my granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with chocolate, which she likes much more) According to extensive experiments, children who "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better long-term outcome. She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her, and she now had two in her hand. That's when she looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one, Grandpa?" Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily give my life for her. 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are essentially more likely to trust that they will actually get the marshmallow if they wait whereas poorer kids are generally more used to like, if you have food, eat it. and being wealthier correlates to being more successful later in life because our system is broken. so THAT’s probably why the marshmallow test is a predictor - because it tells you who is wealthy, not who is innately primed to be successful Classic correlation does not equal causation

hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are...

Not My: He is not my boyfriend But he is still mine https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Not My: You have a twin righ..cus I'm like 90% sure we went to together Wednesday 4:57 PM I do what the heck Wednesday 5:38 PM You went to S elementary right? Think we had a speak class I did! And oh my god, that's crazy. Do you remember a cute little boy Wednesday 6:01 PM I think so Wednesday 7:20 PM Well it probably wasn't me elementary was not my time VY Type a message... GIF Wasn’t me

Wasn’t me

Not My: Thanksgiving dinner is at my house on Nov. 24 at 3:00pm. Let me know if you're coming. Hope to see you all. Of course that includes Amanda & Justin Who is those 41 (480 Your grandma Grandma? Can I have a picture +1 (480) Of who? You lol (480) Yes, here I'm at work UE GN You not my grandma Can I still get a plate tho? 1 1480) Of course you can. That's what grandma's do...feed every one + Pnned Tweet Jamal Hinton kingjamal08 22 Nov 2018 2016. 2017 2018 Jamal Hinton Follow ingiamal0 We went to the pumpkin patch today awesomacious: Grandma’s are the sweetest

awesomacious: Grandma’s are the sweetest

Not My: IT IS NOT MY JO6 TO FIX OTHERS IT IS OK IF OTHERS GET ANGRY IT IS OKAY TO SAY N0 NOBODY HAS TO AGREE WITH ME IT IS NOT MY JOB TO ANTICIPAE THE NEEDS OF OTHERS IT IS NOT MY JOB TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OTAERS IT IS MY JOB TO MAKE ME HAPPY 1 AMENOUGH 1 HAVE A RIGHT TO MY oWN FEELINGS abigailkart: taking notes (November 23, 2019) society6.com/abiwhales

abigailkart: taking notes (November 23, 2019) society6.com/abiwhales

Not My: Thanksgiving dinner is at my house on Nov. 24 at 3:00pm. Let me know if you're coming. Hope to see you all. Of course that includes Amanda & Justin Who is those 1 (480) Your grandma Grandma? Can I have a picture 1 (480) Of who? You lol +7(480) Yes, here I'm at work UE GN You not my grandma Can I still get a plate tho? 1 (450) Of course you can. That's what grandma's do...feed every one Pinned Tweet Jamal Hinton @kingjamal08-22 Nov 2018 2016 2017 2018 Jamal Hinton Follow kingjamal08 We went to the pumpkin patch today Sorry if it’s been posted before, but I love this story

Sorry if it’s been posted before, but I love this story

Not My: IT'S EASY TO LOOK SHARP WHEN YOU HAVENT DONE ANY WORK Not new, not my work… just TRUE

Not new, not my work… just TRUE

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