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Not Me: bUt iTs tHe pLaYeRs, iTs nOt mE https://t.co/NRj3hOUYYP

Not Me: bUt iTs tHe pLaYeRs, iTs nOt mE https://t.co/NRj3hOUYYP

Not Me: bUt iTs tHe pLaYeRs, iTs nOt mE https://t.co/NRj3hOUYYP

bUt iTs tHe pLaYeRs, iTs nOt mE https://t.co/NRj3hOUYYP

Not Me: attempt 3 by Itz_Totally_Not_Me MORE MEMES

Not Me: attempt 3 by Itz_Totally_Not_Me
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Not Me: attempt 3 by Itz_Totally_Not_Me
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Not Me: not me but my friend whEEZING

Not Me: not me but my friend whEEZING

Not Me: not me but my friend whEEZING

not me but my friend whEEZING

Not Me: Not me Jonny wozzy

Not Me: Not me Jonny wozzy

Not me Jonny wozzy

Not Me: Testing has begun (not me, or my photo)

Not Me: Testing has begun (not me, or my photo)

Not Me: Testing has begun (not me, or my photo)

Testing has begun (not me, or my photo)

Not Me: That is not me

Not Me: That is not me

That is not me

Not Me: That is not me by Kimikopy1 MORE MEMES

Not Me: That is not me by Kimikopy1
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Not Me: That is not me by Kimikopy1
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That is not me by Kimikopy1 MORE MEMES

Not Me: not me irl

Not Me: not me irl

not me irl

Not Me: srsfunny: Science said it not me

Not Me: srsfunny:

Science said it not me

Not Me: srsfunny:

Science said it not me

srsfunny: Science said it not me

Not Me: Science said it not me

Not Me: Science said it not me

Science said it not me

Not Me: Not me

Not Me: Not me

Not me

Not Me: Happy and wholesome, by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Happy and wholesome, by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Happy and wholesome, by Chibird (not me)

Happy and wholesome, by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Wholesome by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Wholesome by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Wholesome by Chibird (not me)

Wholesome by Chibird (not me)

Not Me: Not me.. but man, that was witty

Not Me: Not me.. but man, that was witty

Not Me: Not me.. but man, that was witty

Not me.. but man, that was witty

Not Me: (not me)

Not Me: (not me)

(not me)

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny!

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny! by mehhhhhhh_ir MORE MEMES

Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny! by mehhhhhhh_ir
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Not Me: Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny! by mehhhhhhh_ir
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Not me but pretty cute cat so i thought it was funny! by mehhhhhhh_ir MORE MEMES

Not Me: Today 9:30 PM You're so cute to match with me, was it an accident? Just checking before I get all happy and excited That's the saddest thing I've read all day and I went to the Anne Frank museum. Sent Not me… Asking for a friend

Not Me: Today 9:30 PM
You're so cute to match with me,
was it an accident? Just checking
before I get all happy and excited
That's the saddest thing I've read all
day and I went to the Anne Frank
museum.
Sent
Not me… Asking for a friend

Not Me: Today 9:30 PM
You're so cute to match with me,
was it an accident? Just checking
before I get all happy and excited
That's the saddest thing I've read all
day and I went to the Anne Frank
museum.
Sent
Not me… Asking for a friend

Not me… Asking for a friend

Not Me: OTHERS HAVE THEIR TOILET SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET PAPER FACING AWAY PAPER FACING THE WALL iziahzay NOT ME. NO, I'M NOT LIKE THE REST Which side do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: OTHERS HAVE THEIR TOILET
SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET
PAPER FACING AWAY
PAPER FACING THE WALL
iziahzay
NOT ME. NO, I'M NOT
LIKE THE REST
Which side do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: OTHERS HAVE THEIR TOILET
SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET
PAPER FACING AWAY
PAPER FACING THE WALL
iziahzay
NOT ME. NO, I'M NOT
LIKE THE REST
Which side do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Which side do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: ANTUDCORE TEXANS 4 TEXANS "Somebody had to be great. Why not me?" @DeshaunWatson has that mentality. 💯 #NFLPlayoffs #WeAreTexans https://t.co/y4sEbkkV7E

Not Me: ANTUDCORE
TEXANS
4

TEXANS
"Somebody had to be great. Why not me?"

@DeshaunWatson has that mentality. 💯 #NFLPlayoffs #WeAreTexans https://t.co/y4sEbkkV7E

Not Me: ANTUDCORE
TEXANS
4

TEXANS
"Somebody had to be great. Why not me?"

@DeshaunWatson has that mentality. 💯 #NFLPlayoffs #WeAreTexans https://t.co/y4sEbkkV7E

"Somebody had to be great. Why not me?" @DeshaunWatson has that mentality. 💯 #NFLPlayoffs #WeAreTexans https://t.co/y4sEbkkV7E

Not Me: You are not me and I am not you, but you and I are the same thing cyberianpunks:same thing

Not Me: You are not me and I am not you, but you
and I are the same thing
cyberianpunks:same thing

Not Me: You are not me and I am not you, but you
and I are the same thing
cyberianpunks:same thing

cyberianpunks:same thing

Not Me: "I OFTEN EXPLAIN TO HEARING PEOPLE, 'WE NEED THE INTERPRETER FOR YOU, NOT ME. YOU CAN LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE, I CAN'T LEARN TO HEAR." -SHANE H. FELDMAN linguisten: I must admit I hadn’t seen it this way before.

Not Me: "I OFTEN EXPLAIN
TO HEARING PEOPLE,
'WE NEED THE
INTERPRETER FOR
YOU, NOT ME. YOU
CAN LEARN SIGN
LANGUAGE, I CAN'T
LEARN TO HEAR."
-SHANE H. FELDMAN
linguisten:
I must admit I hadn’t seen it this way before.

Not Me: "I OFTEN EXPLAIN
TO HEARING PEOPLE,
'WE NEED THE
INTERPRETER FOR
YOU, NOT ME. YOU
CAN LEARN SIGN
LANGUAGE, I CAN'T
LEARN TO HEAR."
-SHANE H. FELDMAN
linguisten:
I must admit I hadn’t seen it this way before.

linguisten: I must admit I hadn’t seen it this way before.

Not Me: kãyyláme @kayy_ame My boyfriend posted a picture and captioned "my wife" - Guyyyys I've been staring at this picture for 2 hours and the girl is not me 5:07 PM 12 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 36K Retweets 223K Likes Isaiah Gonzalez @Zayg23 Replying to @kayy_ame 23h So tf you staring at it for 2 hours for like it's gonna shapeshift into you

Not Me: kãyyláme
@kayy_ame
My boyfriend posted a picture and
captioned "my wife" - Guyyyys I've been
staring at this picture for 2 hours and the
girl is not me
5:07 PM 12 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
36K Retweets 223K Likes
Isaiah Gonzalez @Zayg23
Replying to @kayy_ame
23h
So tf you staring at it for 2 hours for like it's
gonna shapeshift into you

Not Me: kãyyláme
@kayy_ame
My boyfriend posted a picture and
captioned "my wife" - Guyyyys I've been
staring at this picture for 2 hours and the
girl is not me
5:07 PM 12 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
36K Retweets 223K Likes
Isaiah Gonzalez @Zayg23
Replying to @kayy_ame
23h
So tf you staring at it for 2 hours for like it's
gonna shapeshift into you

Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty from Pokemon is kinda hot Hentai addiction Not me…

Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty
from
Pokemon is kinda hot
Hentai addiction
Not me…

Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty
from
Pokemon is kinda hot
Hentai addiction
Not me…

Not me…

Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty from Pokemon is kinda hot Hentai addiction Not me… by Tommyturbo02 MORE MEMES

Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty
from
Pokemon is kinda hot
Hentai addiction
Not me… by Tommyturbo02
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Not Me: 10 yo me thinking misty
from
Pokemon is kinda hot
Hentai addiction
Not me… by Tommyturbo02
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Not Me: lan Laking @IHLaking 20 Jul 18 therapist: you need to open up more me: i can't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you 158.2K 326 124K meirl

Not Me: lan Laking @IHLaking 20 Jul 18
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
158.2K
326
124K
meirl

Not Me: lan Laking @IHLaking 20 Jul 18
therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
158.2K
326
124K
meirl

meirl

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful and I love you deeply Them: no I'm not Me: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT [a 5th awesomacious: I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
awesomacious:

I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
awesomacious:

I hate when people deny compliments

awesomacious: I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: The company is going through tough times. Who should I fire today? What about this gray guy? He just sits there never saying a word Not me Not me We all saw it coming

Not Me: The company is going through tough times.
Who should I fire today?
What about this gray guy?
He just sits there
never saying a word
Not me
Not me
We all saw it coming

Not Me: The company is going through tough times.
Who should I fire today?
What about this gray guy?
He just sits there
never saying a word
Not me
Not me
We all saw it coming

We all saw it coming

Not Me: The company is going through tough times. Who should I fire today? What about this gray guy? He just sits there never saying a word Not me Not me We all saw it coming by umjustpassingby MORE MEMES

Not Me: The company is going through tough times.
Who should I fire today?
What about this gray guy?
He just sits there
never saying a word
Not me
Not me
We all saw it coming by umjustpassingby
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Not Me: The company is going through tough times.
Who should I fire today?
What about this gray guy?
He just sits there
never saying a word
Not me
Not me
We all saw it coming by umjustpassingby
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We all saw it coming by umjustpassingby MORE MEMES

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful and I love you deeply Them: no I'm not Me: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT [a 5th I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
I hate when people deny compliments

I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful and I love you deeply Them: no I'm not Me: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT [a 5th I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Me: You're beautiful
and I love you deeply
Them: no I'm not
Me:
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT
[a
5th
I hate when people deny compliments

I hate when people deny compliments

Not Me: Hey um I have a question Hey! Wassup? I wanted to know if you would want to go see the joker movie with me Definitely! What time and who is coming? Um around 7:00 on Friday and just us. Like a date Are you serious? Yea.. Delivered Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've liked you since the 7th grade Impossible Congrats! (not me)

Not Me: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me)

Not Me: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me)

Congrats! (not me)

Not Me: Hey um I have a question Hey! Wassup? I wanted to know if you would want to go see the joker movie with me Definitely! What time and who is coming? Um around 7:00 on Friday and just us. Like a date Are you serious? Yea.. Delivered Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've liked you since the 7th grade Impossible Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Not Me: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Not Me: Hey um I have a question
Hey! Wassup?
I wanted to know if you would want
to go see the joker movie with me
Definitely! What time and who is
coming?
Um around 7:00 on Friday and just
us. Like a date
Are you serious?
Yea..
Delivered
Omg I'm so excited and happy. I've
liked you since the 7th grade
Impossible
Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Congrats! (not me) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2BLIk4H

Not Me: Can you please find my common sense? I seem to have misplaced it. Dr. Mid-Nite's probably going to come find me and beat me up. I think I could take him. Okay. So. Not the most graceful official reintroduction to Gotham... They just Won't shut up. Did I mention they Won't shut up? But who's laughing now, huh? Well, okay, not me, but not him, either... out-of-context-batfam: prison-mikes-bandana: batfamily-imagines: blackpanthor: jaybirbtodd: thewayneses: Some gems I found in Tim’s monologue from the Red Robin series. Tim is such a dork. Wait you forgot one of my favorites. After he jumps to hasty conclusions and freaks out: I felt the need to add to this. Stephanie brown’s monologue’s in her batgirl series are just as insane and ridiculous as Tims!!!! Tim and Steph inner thoughts!!!!

Not Me: Can you please find my common
sense? I seem to have misplaced it.

Dr. Mid-Nite's probably
going to come find
me and beat me up.
I think I
could take
him.

Okay.
So.
Not the most
graceful official
reintroduction to
Gotham...

They just
Won't
shut up.
Did I mention they
Won't shut up?

But who's laughing
now, huh?
Well, okay, not me,
but not him, either...
out-of-context-batfam:
prison-mikes-bandana:

batfamily-imagines:

blackpanthor:

jaybirbtodd:

thewayneses:

Some gems I found in Tim’s monologue from the Red Robin series.
Tim is such a dork.

Wait you forgot one of my favorites.
After he jumps to hasty conclusions and freaks out:

I felt the need to add to this.

Stephanie brown’s monologue’s in her batgirl series are just as insane and ridiculous as Tims!!!!

Tim and Steph inner thoughts!!!!

Not Me: Can you please find my common
sense? I seem to have misplaced it.

Dr. Mid-Nite's probably
going to come find
me and beat me up.
I think I
could take
him.

Okay.
So.
Not the most
graceful official
reintroduction to
Gotham...

They just
Won't
shut up.
Did I mention they
Won't shut up?

But who's laughing
now, huh?
Well, okay, not me,
but not him, either...
out-of-context-batfam:
prison-mikes-bandana:

batfamily-imagines:

blackpanthor:

jaybirbtodd:

thewayneses:

Some gems I found in Tim’s monologue from the Red Robin series.
Tim is such a dork.

Wait you forgot one of my favorites.
After he jumps to hasty conclusions and freaks out:

I felt the need to add to this.

Stephanie brown’s monologue’s in her batgirl series are just as insane and ridiculous as Tims!!!!

Tim and Steph inner thoughts!!!!

out-of-context-batfam: prison-mikes-bandana: batfamily-imagines: blackpanthor: jaybirbtodd: thewayneses: Some gems I found in Tim’s...

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you... like... one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes autistic-sowachowski self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes
ever notice that the mean voice in ur
head that insults u is awful confident for
something thats literally never done
anything in its life except be mean to
you... like... one of us is pathetic and its
not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes
autistic-sowachowski
self care is roasting the mean voice in
your head

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes
ever notice that the mean voice in ur
head that insults u is awful confident for
something thats literally never done
anything in its life except be mean to
you... like... one of us is pathetic and its
not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes
autistic-sowachowski
self care is roasting the mean voice in
your head

Not Me: CO ERENCE Take yet another Feel guilty about not Me depression shower calling paren s in three weeks Stare blankly out window Meditate Pizza Netflix Get zone angry out for no reasoh Panic Buy Masturbate Feel Cry Donuts Memes Nap gross Nap stuff Write again Bath ext Sit on ex Feel bad the about notcouch Self writing hatred ignore parents phonecall and take another nap sturbate time! gain?

Not Me: CO ERENCE
Take yet
another
Feel guilty
about not
Me
depression
shower
calling
paren s in
three weeks
Stare blankly
out window
Meditate
Pizza
Netflix
Get zone
angry out
for no
reasoh Panic
Buy
Masturbate
Feel
Cry
Donuts
Memes
Nap gross
Nap stuff
Write again
Bath
ext
Sit on
ex
Feel bad the
about notcouch
Self writing
hatred
ignore parents
phonecall and take
another nap
sturbate time!
gain?

Not Me: CO ERENCE
Take yet
another
Feel guilty
about not
Me
depression
shower
calling
paren s in
three weeks
Stare blankly
out window
Meditate
Pizza
Netflix
Get zone
angry out
for no
reasoh Panic
Buy
Masturbate
Feel
Cry
Donuts
Memes
Nap gross
Nap stuff
Write again
Bath
ext
Sit on
ex
Feel bad the
about notcouch
Self writing
hatred
ignore parents
phonecall and take
another nap
sturbate time!
gain?

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you... like... one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes autistic-sowachowski self care is roasting the mean voice in your head He’s a mean little voice

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes
ever notice that the mean voice in ur
head that insults u is awful confident for
something thats literally never done
anything in its life except be mean to
you... like... one of us is pathetic and its
not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes
autistic-sowachowski
self care is roasting the mean voice in
your head
He’s a mean little voice

Not Me: unrelatableuserboxes
ever notice that the mean voice in ur
head that insults u is awful confident for
something thats literally never done
anything in its life except be mean to
you... like... one of us is pathetic and its
not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes
autistic-sowachowski
self care is roasting the mean voice in
your head
He’s a mean little voice

He’s a mean little voice

Not Me: My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really:) Damn thats sad On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission smash Sent What the fuck is wrong with you Not me, I wouldn’t have the guts.

Not Me: My boyfriend died last
year so I'm just trying to
get back in the dating
scene really:)
Damn thats sad
On our first date we
should use a ouija board
to get his permission
smash
Sent
What the fuck is wrong
with you
Not me, I wouldn’t have the guts.

Not Me: My boyfriend died last
year so I'm just trying to
get back in the dating
scene really:)
Damn thats sad
On our first date we
should use a ouija board
to get his permission
smash
Sent
What the fuck is wrong
with you
Not me, I wouldn’t have the guts.

Not me, I wouldn’t have the guts.

Not Me: ME Oh my lord have mercy plz i beg of you NOT the 3rd whattt why not ME I would have no choice but to call u karen who tf is karen Ignorance is bliss

Not Me: ME
Oh my lord have mercy plz i beg of you NOT
the 3rd
whattt why not
ME
I would have no choice but to call u karen
who tf is karen
Ignorance is bliss

Not Me: ME
Oh my lord have mercy plz i beg of you NOT
the 3rd
whattt why not
ME
I would have no choice but to call u karen
who tf is karen
Ignorance is bliss

Ignorance is bliss

Not Me: Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain If Trump can deny due process to those allegedly here unlawfully, ICE can grab YOU, allege you aren't a citizen & deport you w/out a hearing To everyone who has tweeted back, "Not me, I can PROVE I'm a citizen" - you miss the point. Without due process, who will you "prove" it to? Where will you show your proof? A right to a hearing judicial review protects ALL of us.

Not Me: Ronald Klain
@RonaldKlain
If Trump can deny due process to
those allegedly here unlawfully,
ICE can grab YOU, allege you
aren't a citizen & deport you w/out
a hearing
To everyone who has tweeted
back, "Not me, I can PROVE I'm
a citizen" - you miss the point.
Without due process, who will you
"prove" it to? Where will you show
your proof? A right to a hearing
judicial review protects ALL of us.

Not Me: Ronald Klain
@RonaldKlain
If Trump can deny due process to
those allegedly here unlawfully,
ICE can grab YOU, allege you
aren't a citizen & deport you w/out
a hearing
To everyone who has tweeted
back, "Not me, I can PROVE I'm
a citizen" - you miss the point.
Without due process, who will you
"prove" it to? Where will you show
your proof? A right to a hearing
judicial review protects ALL of us.

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?" Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or Not??" Me: I mean I could eat…

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?"
Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn
My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or
Not??"
Me:
I mean I could eat…

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?"
Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn
My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or
Not??"
Me:
I mean I could eat…

I mean I could eat…

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?" Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or Not ??" Me: Wholesome girl

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?"
Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn
My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or
Not ??"
Me:
Wholesome girl

Not Me: My girl: "you want something?"
Me: "I Don't even Got no Cash on me Rn
My girl: "i didn't Ask that.. You hungry or
Not ??"
Me:
Wholesome girl

Wholesome girl

Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more me: i can't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you t2 168 1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you'll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. It Gets Better <3 via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MjlZmb

Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
t2 168
1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, you'll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
It Gets Better <3 via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MjlZmb

Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
t2 168
1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, you'll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
It Gets Better <3 via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2MjlZmb

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Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more me: i can't therapist: why not me: let me visualise it for you t2 168 1,592 curlicuecal It's a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you'll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates. It Gets Better <3

Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
t2 168
1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, you'll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
It Gets Better <3

Not Me: therapist: you need to open up more
me: i can't
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you
t2 168
1,592
curlicuecal
It's a good metaphor tho, because the
situation is never going to get better if you
don't eventually pull the door. And afterwards,
no matter what the damage was, you'll
have a working cabinet, whatever plates
you could salvage, and a place to start
putting new plates.
It Gets Better <3

It Gets Better <3

Not Me: Tony Hawk @tonyhawk Kid at skatepark: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: I am him: "no you're not" me: ok, I'm not him: "but are you, FOR REAL?" me: l am, for real him: Ithought you'd look younger me: ME TOO laughoutloud-club: Everybody ages

Not Me: Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk
Kid at skatepark:
"Are you Tony Hawk?"
me: I am
him: "no you're not"
me: ok, I'm not
him: "but are you, FOR REAL?"
me: l am, for real
him: Ithought you'd look younger
me: ME TOO
laughoutloud-club:

Everybody ages

Not Me: Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk
Kid at skatepark:
"Are you Tony Hawk?"
me: I am
him: "no you're not"
me: ok, I'm not
him: "but are you, FOR REAL?"
me: l am, for real
him: Ithought you'd look younger
me: ME TOO
laughoutloud-club:

Everybody ages

laughoutloud-club: Everybody ages

Not Me: tayaart A) i was a church organist B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk C) i can hold my breath for 40 seçonds Which one is a lie tayaart First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing tayaart antifamutantdown The breathe one is the lie @antifamutantdown what dou want me to draw shittily antifamutantdown This is too much power but I'll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you. tayaart FUCK tayaart I don't believe in god. Really, I don't believe in much anything at all. moral is nothing but a sham packaged in narcissistie sentimentaliey but not me. iam a realst. i am void. iam trigger i take nothing trom this work not pieanure not even pride. ustinoation in a luxury i do not partake in just another face. just another name. just another day. idon't believe in god, but i do pray with every trigger that i pull. not because 1 sympathize. I rid fof that illness long ago. ibelieve, however, in hell, that's the thing. so1 pray may you rest in peace, motherfucker susiephone Op, you said SHITTILY 104,239 notes Pika Pika

Not Me: tayaart
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seçonds
Which one is a lie
tayaart
First one to answer right gets a free shitty
drawing
tayaart
antifamutantdown
The breathe one is the lie
@antifamutantdown what dou want me to
draw shittily
antifamutantdown
This is too much power but I'll go with a
Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and
thank you.
tayaart
FUCK
tayaart
I don't believe in god.
Really, I don't believe in
much anything at all.
moral is nothing but a sham
packaged in narcissistie
sentimentaliey
but not me. iam a realst. i
am void. iam trigger i take
nothing trom this work
not pieanure not even pride.
ustinoation in a luxury i do
not partake in
just another face. just
another name.
just another day.
idon't believe in god, but i do
pray with every trigger that
i pull.
not because 1 sympathize. I
rid fof that illness long ago.
ibelieve, however, in hell,
that's the thing.
so1 pray
may you rest in peace, motherfucker
susiephone
Op, you said SHITTILY
104,239 notes
Pika Pika

Not Me: tayaart
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seçonds
Which one is a lie
tayaart
First one to answer right gets a free shitty
drawing
tayaart
antifamutantdown
The breathe one is the lie
@antifamutantdown what dou want me to
draw shittily
antifamutantdown
This is too much power but I'll go with a
Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and
thank you.
tayaart
FUCK
tayaart
I don't believe in god.
Really, I don't believe in
much anything at all.
moral is nothing but a sham
packaged in narcissistie
sentimentaliey
but not me. iam a realst. i
am void. iam trigger i take
nothing trom this work
not pieanure not even pride.
ustinoation in a luxury i do
not partake in
just another face. just
another name.
just another day.
idon't believe in god, but i do
pray with every trigger that
i pull.
not because 1 sympathize. I
rid fof that illness long ago.
ibelieve, however, in hell,
that's the thing.
so1 pray
may you rest in peace, motherfucker
susiephone
Op, you said SHITTILY
104,239 notes
Pika Pika

Pika Pika

Not Me: #060 SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET PAPER FACING THE WALL OTHERS HAVE THEIR TOILET PAPER FACING AWAY NOT ME. NO, I'm NOT LIKE THE REST eiziahzay What way do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: #060
SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET
PAPER FACING THE WALL
OTHERS HAVE THEIR
TOILET PAPER FACING AWAY
NOT ME. NO, I'm
NOT LIKE THE REST
eiziahzay
What way do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: #060
SOME HAVE THEIR TOILET
PAPER FACING THE WALL
OTHERS HAVE THEIR
TOILET PAPER FACING AWAY
NOT ME. NO, I'm
NOT LIKE THE REST
eiziahzay
What way do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

What way do you face YOUR roll? [OC]

Not Me: When she kisses you for 5 minutes but then she says she needs to go home Not me irl crossover episode

Not Me: When she kisses you for 5
minutes but then she says
she needs to go home
Not me irl crossover episode

Not Me: When she kisses you for 5
minutes but then she says
she needs to go home
Not me irl crossover episode

Not me irl crossover episode

Not Me: moose @tiemoose cmeo date: want some of my cheesecake? me: oh i don't eat dairy date: why not? me: [terrified my skeleton will become too strong and escape] milk makes me shit myself 5:22 04 Jul 19 Twitter for Android 1,364 Retweets 8,802 Likes meirl by Testcoll MORE MEMES

Not Me: moose
@tiemoose
cmeo
date: want some of my
cheesecake?
me: oh i don't eat dairy
date: why not?
me: [terrified my skeleton will
become too strong and escape]
milk makes me shit myself
5:22 04 Jul 19 Twitter for Android
1,364 Retweets 8,802 Likes
meirl by Testcoll
MORE MEMES

Not Me: moose
@tiemoose
cmeo
date: want some of my
cheesecake?
me: oh i don't eat dairy
date: why not?
me: [terrified my skeleton will
become too strong and escape]
milk makes me shit myself
5:22 04 Jul 19 Twitter for Android
1,364 Retweets 8,802 Likes
meirl by Testcoll
MORE MEMES

meirl by Testcoll MORE MEMES