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nostalgic: relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
nostalgic: relyonloveonceinawhile:
whoopsrobots:

equilateralwaffle:

kotsuso:

sophygurl:

blindly-nostalgic:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

You are the future

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

vive la resistance

Chaotic Good

relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremembe...

nostalgic: This is so nostalgic
nostalgic: This is so nostalgic

This is so nostalgic

nostalgic: Nostalgic program!
nostalgic: Nostalgic program!

Nostalgic program!

nostalgic: Nostalgic songs are always the best
nostalgic: Nostalgic songs are always the best

Nostalgic songs are always the best

nostalgic: Nostalgic Memes Pt. 2 LOL Cats
nostalgic: Nostalgic Memes Pt. 2 LOL Cats

Nostalgic Memes Pt. 2 LOL Cats

nostalgic: babypears: feeling nostalgic
nostalgic: babypears:

feeling nostalgic

babypears: feeling nostalgic

nostalgic: zu-art: Kagome Higurashi :U Forgive my Japanese, I just used to write all their names like that and it feels so nostalgic– I hope it looks right at least
nostalgic: zu-art:

Kagome Higurashi :U Forgive my Japanese, I just used to write all their names like that and it feels so nostalgic– I hope it looks right at least

zu-art: Kagome Higurashi :U Forgive my Japanese, I just used to write all their names like that and it feels so nostalgic– I hope it loo...

nostalgic: 12:36 o s O NO Sl A 42% 4 < Jane Ari Pralle Chat Yeter 2u You iked Jane's phota Yetering onu I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater What should your custom poem be about Ooh surprise me But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun Gimme something suuuuper specific And then I need a format choice toa, between Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or something custom Yesterty For the spirit of things, that same Christmas sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would be Interesting Sommet, final answer Sonnet Veetery 0PM I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging ryicality Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine? Esch every handmade brickline laid with care No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn, Doff polyester now for wool so fair. Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance, Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame Doth time unerringly from thus advance? Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame. Such understated beauty holds the wreath, Just lookl espy her face for beauty more. And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath, No trash pullover could so highly soar Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such heart. Ere onto spring l'd never be apart. Tuday AM That was very well thought out, I really, really liked it Trsday M Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first ietter of each ine in the sonnet Taday SAM Dammit You're too clever Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent after your requesta, the one about the amusingly specific selections? Resd the first letter of each word in that sentence Tulay aAM Did not see that one coming Taday AM Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down the first letter of each word, but than read it backwards Any other coded messages? Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet again. Read the first letter of the "second" word in each line Fedau AM Well played (at this point she guessed what's ahead and also did this one) I got that one Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it you read the first letter of the third word in each ine Probably for good measure you could olso read the first letter of every message i sent "after the sonnet Th SENDNODES NE Sthash especttuy the hmanher Degr I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it
nostalgic: 12:36 o s O
 NO Sl
 A 42% 4
 < Jane Ari
 Pralle
 Chat
 Yeter 2u
 You iked Jane's phota
 Yetering onu
 I can't resist a good bad Christmas sweater
 What should your custom poem be about
 Ooh surprise me
 But that could be copy pasted and that's no tun
 Gimme something suuuuper specific
 And then I need a format choice toa, between
 Dr. Seuss poem, Shakespearean sonnet, or
 something custom
 Yesterty
 For the spirit of things, that same Christmas
 sweater. I think sonnet or Seuss style would
 be Interesting
 Sommet, final answer
 Sonnet
 Veetery 0PM
 I enjoy al these amusingly specitic soloctionsl
 Holiday sweaters. are my shit. Sit tight| Engaging
 ryicality
 Should Rudolph pause before a red so fine?
 Esch every handmade brickline laid with care
 No sweater on this earth match'd her desigrn,
 Doff polyester now for wool so fair.
 Nostalgic evenings end by fire's dance,
 Unending chest nuts roasting on the flame
 Doth time unerringly from thus advance?
 Enmesh fair memries in your fabric's frame.
 Such understated beauty holds the wreath,
 Just lookl espy her face for beauty more.
 And yonder ribbons dance and light bequeath,
 No trash pullover could so highly soar
 Each hearth lacks warmth in absence of such
 heart.
 Ere onto spring l'd never be apart.
 Tuday AM
 That was very well thought out, I really,
 really liked it
 Trsday M
 Haha thankall But just wait until you read the first
 ietter of each ine in the sonnet
 Taday SAM
 Dammit
 You're too clever
 Ch if anly it ended there. See the message I sent
 after your requesta, the one about the amusingly
 specific selections? Resd the first letter of each
 word in that sentence
 Tulay aAM
 Did not see that one coming
 Taday AM
 Oh, it only gets worse. The message after that
 one, starting with "holiday sweaters". Write down
 the first letter of each word, but than read it
 backwards
 Any other coded messages?
 Keeps on going fm afraid Check out the sonnet
 again. Read the first letter of the "second" word
 in each line
 Fedau AM
 Well played
 (at this point she guessed what's
 ahead and also did this one)
 I got that one
 Unsurprisingly there's also a secret message it
 you read the first letter of the third word in each
 ine
 Probably for good measure you could olso read
 the first letter of every message i sent "after the
 sonnet
 Th
 SENDNODES NE
 Sthash
 especttuy the
 hmanher
 Degr
I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it

I thought I’d peaked before, but I was so, so wrong… This clearly is the best I’ll ever manage. I can’t ever hope to match it

nostalgic: snickerdoots: dog demons with man-buns, full view plz i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately
nostalgic: snickerdoots:

dog demons with man-buns, full view plz
i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately

snickerdoots: dog demons with man-buns, full view plz i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately

nostalgic: mud-muffin:i know this isn’t what i usually post but i LOVED tokyo mew mew as a child and i was feeling a little nostalgic today
nostalgic: mud-muffin:i know this isn’t what i usually post but i LOVED tokyo mew mew as a child and i was feeling a little nostalgic today

mud-muffin:i know this isn’t what i usually post but i LOVED tokyo mew mew as a child and i was feeling a little nostalgic today

nostalgic: rachelthompsonart: last post got me feeling nostalgic, so here’s my fave goon squad
nostalgic: rachelthompsonart:

last post got me feeling nostalgic, so here’s my fave goon squad

rachelthompsonart: last post got me feeling nostalgic, so here’s my fave goon squad

nostalgic: レ レ MIC レ snickerdoots: dog demons with man-buns, full view plz i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately
nostalgic: レ
 レ

 MIC
 レ
snickerdoots:
dog demons with man-buns, full view plz
i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately

snickerdoots: dog demons with man-buns, full view plz i have literally no idea where this came from i’ve been hot and nostalgic lately

nostalgic: sncwbody:I got nostalgic, fav dumbass 
nostalgic: sncwbody:I got nostalgic, fav dumbass 

sncwbody:I got nostalgic, fav dumbass 

nostalgic: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..." / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation card. But what I received was something truly priceless Ob, the Col Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a lot and that I loved that book. But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to write a little something about you inside this book." He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years, and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it! Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching nostalgic, and thoughtful I can't express how much I love my Dad for this labor of love. This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1
nostalgic: "OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL GO..."
 / graduated High School this week. When my Dad said he had a
 present for me thought I was getting some cheesy graduation
 card. But what I received was something truly priceless
 Ob, the
 Col
 Following the ceremony he handed me a bag with a copy of "Oh the Places
 You'll Go," by Doctor Seuss inside. At first I just smiled and said that it meant a
 lot and that I loved that book.
 But then he told me 'No, open it up." ...On the first page I see a short
 paragraph written by none other than my kindergarten teacher. I start tearing up
 but I'm still confused. He tells me 'Every year, for the past 13 years, since the
 day you started kindergarten I've gotten every teacher, coach, and principal to
 write a little something about you inside this book."
 He managed to keep this book a secret for 13 years,
 and apparently everyone else in my life knew about it!
 Yes the intended effect occured... I burst out in tears
 Sitting there reading through this book there are encouraging and sweet words
 from every teacher I love and remember through my years in this small town
 My early teachers mention my "Pigtails and giggles, while my high school
 teachers mention my "Wit and sharp thinking... But they all mention my humor
 and love for life. It is astounding to receive something this moving, touching
 nostalgic, and thoughtful
 I can't express how much I love my
 Dad for this labor of love.
This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1

This dads surprise to his daughter via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2CwKBk1