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Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015 c2 ca 2D HARVARD COLLEG Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 30 W. Webster Ave Chicago, I1 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals. this is too good
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: March 2015
 c2 ca
 2D
 HARVARD COLLEG
 Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 30 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, I1 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in dank memes", or their level of Swagg moneyyyy" Although your GPA and
 ACT seores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out *drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef. who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals.
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Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard 0 March 2015 03 07 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave. Chicago, 11 60614 Dear Ms. MeGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals read this πŸ˜‚
Chicago, Chief Keef, and College: Got denied from harvard
 0
 March 2015
 03 07
 HARVARD COLLEE Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave.
 Chicago, 11 60614
 Dear Ms. MeGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of"Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is notire). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not"my #4 side ho Derek", or Chief Keef, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
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Fresh, Reddit, and Shower: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day. You washed your hands and face after every meal You stayed inside, away from the beating sun and omnipresent moisture You wormed away from every occasion that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it. One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself. You were horrified when you realized you were soaking in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower. You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc You turned the faucet, and let the refreshing water wash over you. It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing. And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone. All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers, and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor gains a fresh coat of gunk. It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping, trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax. Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water. Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain Finally, you're clean [Src]
Fresh, Reddit, and Shower: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day.
 You washed your hands and face after every meal
 You stayed inside, away from the beating sun
 and omnipresent moisture
 You wormed away from every occasion
 that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it.
 One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing
 You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself.
 You were horrified when you realized you were soaking
 in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower.
 You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc
 You turned the faucet,
 and let the refreshing water wash over you.
 It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every
 fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing.
 And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy
 Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone.
 All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers,
 and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry
 But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor
 gains a fresh coat of gunk.
 It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and
 it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping,
 trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying
 to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax.
 Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water.
 Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the
 flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain
 Finally, you're clean
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