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Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet jadelyn Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do, right?" But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is? Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay? And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out a millennial’s advantage
Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso
 probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume
 abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google
 anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x
 in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my
 underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to
 make a spreadsheet
 jadelyn
 Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this
 exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that
 but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something
 out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss
 commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff
 when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do,
 right?"
 But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is?
 Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know
 exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get
 the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going
 forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my
 team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's
 still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so
 cavalierly, okay?
 And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your
 googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out
a millennial’s advantage

a millennial’s advantage

Anaconda, Ass, and Dude: Tweet 3h My point being that remasters are rip offs simple as that 2 3h Why? They're offering people the chance to play games that aren't available on modern consoles with modern graphics. Of course they're gonna CHARGE MONEY for a copy of a game, even if that game isn't a new one. 2 3h By your logic, the Mega Man Legacy Collection is a ripoff because l could buy an NES and play Mega Man 1-6 on the old hardware. 1) l'm not paying out the ass for a retro console that works and specific, sometimes rare games 2) l'd rather play them on my PC Tweet your reply Tweet Depends Where you're from a NES will cost me £10 the games at £3 still cheaper than a remaster. Just putting my view out there that remasters are rip offs Replying and others Where the fuck are you getting a fully functional NES and a copy of Mega Man 2 for £10?! The average price for a working NES is anywhere between £20-100 depending on how well it works 5:20 pm 21 Nov 18 View Tweet activity Tweet your reply Tweet View Tweet activity 8m eplying to and 4 others Also, I got both Legacy For £20. 10 games over 4 consoles. Let's say that it's £10 per console (even though that's an insanely good price for any working console) and £3 per game (you bought it from people who have no idea how much MM8 is worth) [1/2] 3m (10x4)+(3x10) 70 You'd literally be buying 3 and a half Legacy Collections to "avoid getting scammed", even when lowballing the games' prices as much as you are. Tweet your reply "Remasters and Collections are Scams! It's Cheaper to Get the Originals!" (I'm Purple)
Anaconda, Ass, and Dude: Tweet
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 modern consoles with modern graphics.
 Of course they're gonna CHARGE
 MONEY for a copy of a game, even if
 that game isn't a new one.
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 3h
 By your logic, the Mega Man Legacy
 Collection is a ripoff because l could buy
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 console that works and specific,
 sometimes rare games
 2) l'd rather play them on my PC
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 Depends Where you're from a NES will
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 others
 Where the fuck are you getting a
 fully functional NES and a copy
 of Mega Man 2 for £10?! The
 average price for a working NES
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 games over 4 consoles. Let's say that
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 an insanely good price for any working
 console) and £3 per game (you bought it
 from people who have no idea how
 much MM8 is worth) [1/2]
 3m
 (10x4)+(3x10) 70
 You'd literally be buying 3 and a half
 Legacy Collections to "avoid getting
 scammed", even when lowballing the
 games' prices as much as you are.
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"Remasters and Collections are Scams! It's Cheaper to Get the Originals!" (I'm Purple)

"Remasters and Collections are Scams! It's Cheaper to Get the Originals!" (I'm Purple)

Blessed, Books, and Driving: Forbes 30Defining and driving the world THE 2019 of news and content 30 Under 30 2019: Meet The Millennials Changing The Face Of Media Betches Media Cofounders, Betches Media is botov al Since launching Betches in 2011 as a WordPress blog, CEO Aleen Kuperman, COO Samantha Fishbein and CCO Jordana Abraham have turned the women's lifestyle and entertainment site into a full-fledged multimedia company, expanding into podcasts, live events, newsletters and books. In 2017, Betches' revenue exceeded $5 million, Forbes estimates. So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s ever wondered what goes into this account and the company behind it we’ll break our rule this one time. When we started Betches we had literally no idea what we were doing or what we wanted to get out of it. Being a female entrepreneur was not necessarily the “trendy” and exalted path that it is now, and lots of people, especially men told us along the way we couldn’t get to where we are bc we didn’t have this this or that, or do things the traditional way, or have the same vision as they did. Well, it’s true we didn’t have money, or mentors, or any business education between the three of us, and ya, we said fuck a lot. We hope that we can inspire any young woman out there who currently doubts herself and wonders if she’ll ever be able to do it (whatever it is) - the answer is yes, you can. We’re so thankful to our team and all the work you’ve put in to help us get here. Let’s fucking drink. @samifish @aleen @jordanaabraham
Blessed, Books, and Driving: Forbes
 30Defining and driving the world
 THE 2019
 of news and content
 30 Under 30 2019: Meet The
 Millennials Changing The Face
 Of Media
 Betches Media
 Cofounders, Betches Media
 is botov
 al
 Since launching Betches in 2011 as a WordPress blog, CEO Aleen Kuperman, COO Samantha
 Fishbein and CCO Jordana Abraham have turned the women's lifestyle and entertainment site
 into a full-fledged multimedia company, expanding into podcasts, live events, newsletters and
 books. In 2017, Betches' revenue exceeded $5 million, Forbes estimates.
So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s ever wondered what goes into this account and the company behind it we’ll break our rule this one time. When we started Betches we had literally no idea what we were doing or what we wanted to get out of it. Being a female entrepreneur was not necessarily the “trendy” and exalted path that it is now, and lots of people, especially men told us along the way we couldn’t get to where we are bc we didn’t have this this or that, or do things the traditional way, or have the same vision as they did. Well, it’s true we didn’t have money, or mentors, or any business education between the three of us, and ya, we said fuck a lot. We hope that we can inspire any young woman out there who currently doubts herself and wonders if she’ll ever be able to do it (whatever it is) - the answer is yes, you can. We’re so thankful to our team and all the work you’ve put in to help us get here. Let’s fucking drink. @samifish @aleen @jordanaabraham

So blessed. So moved. So grateful. BUT REALLY. We know it’s not typical for us to get personal in an instagram post but for anyone who’s eve...

Apparently, Hello, and Herpes: Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys g35 We are proud to announce that our newest flavor, Pecan Resist, supports the important work of @netargv, @womensmarch @ColorOfChange, and @HonorTheEarth. Join them here >> benjerrys.co/Resist 11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018 liberscaryrynn: hello-i-ask-questions: liberscaryrynn: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: cisnowflake: planetholland: jlongbone: nunyabizni: Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph? Ben and Jerry’s does apparently. Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist” I have contracted herpes imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them This is some next level virtue signaling. Pee-can Resistance Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”. It can only sound like that if you pronounce it “pee-can” like a fuckin weirdo Apparently Tumblr nuked the second half of my reply because I added “especially since many people were just pronounce it pee-cahn resist” lmao I want of those weirdos who calls it “pee-can pie“ but pee-cahn in nearly every other circumstance What the hell it deleted the second paragraph againTest
Apparently, Hello, and Herpes: Ben & Jerry's
 @benandjerrys
 g35
 We are proud to announce that our
 newest flavor, Pecan Resist,
 supports the important work of
 @netargv, @womensmarch
 @ColorOfChange, and
 @HonorTheEarth. Join them here >>
 benjerrys.co/Resist
 11:03 AM Oct 30, 2018
liberscaryrynn:

hello-i-ask-questions:

liberscaryrynn:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cisnowflake:

planetholland:
jlongbone:

nunyabizni:


Ya ever just feel like kicking it with a huge Antisemite in the name of sticking it to Drumph?
 Ben and Jerry’s does apparently.


Ahhh they named it Pecan Resist because it sounds like “We Can Resist” 
I have contracted herpes

imagine being associated with that antisemite after the tree of life shooting. ooo boy. that’s not a good look for them


This is some next level virtue signaling.

Pee-can Resistance 

Really glad somebody explained that because I honestly had no idea why it was called pecan resist.Especially because depending on who you talk to it would be pronounced “pee-cahn resist”.

It can only sound like that if you pronounce it “pee-can” like a fuckin weirdo

Apparently Tumblr nuked the second half of my reply because I added “especially since many people were just pronounce it pee-cahn resist” lmao I want of those weirdos who calls it “pee-can pie“ but pee-cahn in nearly every other circumstance

What the hell it deleted the second paragraph againTest

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