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night: It’s Always Good To Exercise At Night
 night: It’s Always Good To Exercise At Night

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night: dynastylnoire: writernotwaiting: hellenhighwater: astolen98saturnsedan: luadell: thisnewdevilry: sputnikcentury: teapotsahoy: lovedsomuch: warsfeils: anubituf: harukami: last-snowfall: weareallmedie: firedanceryote: reptila-tequila: qeilla: thefreckledavantgardegoober: mysticmisfit89: Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada….. No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck. And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car. moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.” like, fuck off with that I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals. They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away. I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING Moose are terrifying, you guys. I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist. I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside. If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah.  Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month.  Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD. Moose. MOOSE. I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this. The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that. Moose confirmed for actual kaiju. Kaiju category: Maple.   Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. @ssalogel For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is  4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant” And they can run up to 40 miles per hour A 16 wheeler with fur
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Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”
like, fuck off with that

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING
Moose are terrifying, you guys.

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.
I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 
Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 
Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.
Moose. MOOSE.

I have to admit I thought they were like a Canadian deer before this.

The commenter above who claims that moose’s eyes don’t reflect light is only partially correct; if you shine a flashlight in a moose’s eyes it will glow like a cat (and then you will probably get killed to death by an annoyed moose) but the reason they are so dangerous to cars at nights is that they are too tall for the headlights to reach. Think about that.

Moose confirmed for actual kaiju.


Kaiju category: Maple.  


Now I kinda want a kaiju movie set in Canada where it’s just a moose. Like a regular moose but more aggressive. 

@ssalogel

For scale, a female african elephant is 7.2-8.5 feet at the shoulder, according to Wikipedia. A moose is 

4.6 – 6.9 ft. at the shoulder. So instead of thinking “This animal is a bit bigger than a deer” you can think “This animal is barely smaller than an elephant”

And they can run up to 40 miles per hour


A 16 wheeler with fur

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night: A Night Out
 night: A Night Out

A Night Out

night: dheerse: i return briefly to bring you content  now i will vanish back into the night
 night: dheerse:

i return briefly to bring you content 
now i will vanish back into the night

dheerse: i return briefly to bring you content  now i will vanish back into the night

night: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.
 night: We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.

We met on Tinder a little over 3 years ago. Last night we got engaged at the same restaurant as our first date.

night: Good night dad.
 night: Good night dad.

Good night dad.

night: lolzandtrollz: Night Fury Dragon Hoodie
 night: lolzandtrollz:

Night Fury Dragon Hoodie

lolzandtrollz: Night Fury Dragon Hoodie

night: All night long conversation. It was wildin
 night: All night long conversation. It was wildin

All night long conversation. It was wildin

night: space-pics: Starry night over a convent [OC]
 night: space-pics:

Starry night over a convent [OC]

space-pics: Starry night over a convent [OC]

night: Good night…
 night: Good night…

Good night…

night: [OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They’re pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here’s today’s post.
 night: [OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They’re pretty funny, so I started taking pics and posting them to an Instagram account . Here’s today’s post.

[OC] Every night, my middle school son draws a new comic on his bedroom door white board. They’re pretty funny, so I started taking pics...

night: Went to the bar last night and was in for a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
 night: Went to the bar last night and was in for a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

Went to the bar last night and was in for a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

night: My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.
 night: My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

night: My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.
 night: My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

night: Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night by phorium MORE MEMES
 night: Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night by phorium
MORE MEMES

Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night by phorium MORE MEMES

night: Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night
 night: Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night

Me feeling good about myself the rest of the night

night: Dump night!
 night: Dump night!

Dump night!

night: I’m back on the Tinder market and woke up to a match from last night and this lady has energy for 2020
 night: I’m back on the Tinder market and woke up to a match from last night and this lady has energy for 2020

I’m back on the Tinder market and woke up to a match from last night and this lady has energy for 2020

night: a good night’s sleep is the key to a healthy life!
 night: a good night’s sleep is the key to a healthy life!

a good night’s sleep is the key to a healthy life!

night: Friday night shenanigans
 night: Friday night shenanigans

Friday night shenanigans

night: Rumble Night
 night: Rumble Night

Rumble Night

night: Whoever did this, thank you for making my night! Too funny!
 night: Whoever did this, thank you for making my night! Too funny!

Whoever did this, thank you for making my night! Too funny!

night: Train facts can make a rough night better
 night: Train facts can make a rough night better

Train facts can make a rough night better

night: goodnight loners, have fun gaming in the dark on a sat. night all by yourself
 night: goodnight loners, have fun gaming in the dark on a sat. night all by yourself

goodnight loners, have fun gaming in the dark on a sat. night all by yourself

night: Friend night is the best
 night: Friend night is the best

Friend night is the best

night: Dirty memes for a lil late night snack
 night: Dirty memes for a lil late night snack

Dirty memes for a lil late night snack

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night: MRW I poke my wife in the middle of the night.
 night: MRW I poke my wife in the middle of the night.

MRW I poke my wife in the middle of the night.

night: exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night
 night: exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

exeggcute:making sure my prized thoroughbred horse grows up healthy and strong by feeding him six cups of instant ramen every night

night: space-pics: Relatively clear night in rural TN, just north of Knoxville, taken on the Pixel 4
 night: space-pics:

Relatively clear night in rural TN, just north of Knoxville, taken on the Pixel 4

space-pics: Relatively clear night in rural TN, just north of Knoxville, taken on the Pixel 4

night: A rider in the night by streetmilitary MORE MEMES
 night: A rider in the night by streetmilitary
MORE MEMES

A rider in the night by streetmilitary MORE MEMES

night: A rider in the night
 night: A rider in the night

A rider in the night