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Bitch, Crazy, and Fail: 6-phds-and-no-sense sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and l have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn't have at least one weird secret shrine in it 6-phds-and-no-sense new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys? me: dONn't touch those new guy me: they need the toys to function. if they don't all have toys they get jealous new guy: new guy me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while they seem to like that inkling139 We don't have shrines per say in our lab but there are plenty of superstitions For instance, if a Prince song plays once on the radio that day your experiment will probably work. If two Prince songs play you should just throw in the towel because none times out of ten your shit is going to fail. No one knows what happens with three Prince songs, the theory is it might reset everything to neutral but it has vet to be tested Train people to look for problematic variables in delicate tasks with numerous potentials for failure and our pattern recognition goes crazy trying to find some common denominator. It doesn't always settle on the most logical explanation We know it's not true but then there's that Sherlock Holmes phrase rattling around in your subconscious. Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth Source:6-phds-and-no-sense #science is a bitch sometimes #and scientists have their own special type of superstitions #lab life 1,855 notes The mad scientist trope had to come from somewhere
Bitch, Crazy, and Fail: 6-phds-and-no-sense
 sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and l
 have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn't have at least
 one weird secret shrine in it
 6-phds-and-no-sense
 new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?
 me: dONn't touch those
 new guy
 me: they need the toys to function. if they don't all have toys they get jealous
 new guy:
 new guy
 me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while
 they seem to like that
 inkling139
 We don't have shrines per say in our lab but there are plenty of superstitions
 For instance, if a Prince song plays once on the radio that day your experiment
 will probably work. If two Prince songs play you should just throw in the towel
 because none times out of ten your shit is going to fail. No one knows what
 happens with three Prince songs, the theory is it might reset everything to
 neutral but it has vet to be tested
 Train people to look for problematic variables in delicate tasks with numerous
 potentials for failure and our pattern recognition goes crazy trying to find some
 common denominator. It doesn't always settle on the most logical explanation
 We know it's not true but then there's that Sherlock Holmes phrase rattling
 around in your subconscious. Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains,
 however improbable, must be the truth
 Source:6-phds-and-no-sense #science is a bitch sometimes
 #and scientists have their own special type of superstitions #lab life
 1,855 notes
The mad scientist trope had to come from somewhere

The mad scientist trope had to come from somewhere

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 One Da
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 AT&T LTE
 12:47 PM
 Q Search
 This Thing Almost Killed My Grandmaa
 Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when
 ordering. But When every one left the house one dayI
 decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works
 well, I had it stuck to my bedroom door. Ok, so when trying
 to use this it was really big and awkward. I was trying to
 back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the
 massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger"
 trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear
 my grandmother come home early and apparently i was
 making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong
 mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song
 to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerks
 my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt
 bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and
 Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing Up my
 anus all the way to the base. I'm Screaming in pain, and My
 grand mother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know
 she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt
 hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and
 am freaking out worrying that l've killed her. So I crawled
 over to her and pushed her life alert button to send the
 paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried
 explaining the story he literally pissed on himself laughing
 Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my
 grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye
 contact for 2 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear.
 And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing
 its air brakes
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