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New Baby: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)
New Baby: “My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

“My mum keeps/ rescues owls, this is our new baby. He’s an African spotted eagle owl, just under 4 weeks old.“ (Source)

New Baby: Meet our new baby Mopsy!
New Baby: Meet our new baby Mopsy!

Meet our new baby Mopsy!

New Baby: BR 12 My cat is still adjusting to our new baby.
New Baby: BR 12
My cat is still adjusting to our new baby.

My cat is still adjusting to our new baby.

New Baby: The creative writing classatmy school is writing children's books. This is a list the teacher made of books not to write. 1. You are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Greg 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way 19. You were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt) 34. Bullies Deserve To Die 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City srsfunny:Books That Should Probably Never Be Written
New Baby: The creative writing classatmy school is writing
 children's books. This is a list the teacher made of
 books not to write.
 1. You are Different and That's Bad
 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
 3. Dad's New Wife Greg
 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book
 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
 9. All Cats Go to Hell
 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
 19. You were an Accident
 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School
 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet
 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road
 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
 34. Bullies Deserve To Die
 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend
 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City
srsfunny:Books That Should Probably Never Be Written

srsfunny:Books That Should Probably Never Be Written

New Baby: The creative writing classatmy school is writing children's books. This is a list the teacher made of books not to write. 1. You are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Greg 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way 19. You were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt) 34. Bullies Deserve To Die 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City srsfunny: Books That Should Probably Never Be Written
New Baby: The creative writing classatmy school is writing
 children's books. This is a list the teacher made of
 books not to write.
 1. You are Different and That's Bad
 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
 3. Dad's New Wife Greg
 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book
 6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
 8 Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
 9. All Cats Go to Hell
 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
 12, That's It: I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
 19. You were an Accident
 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
 21 Popl Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
 25. Eggs. Toilet Paper, and Your School
 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
 27 Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
 29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
 30. Making Grown-Up Friends On the Internet
 31. 101 Fun Games To Play in the Road
 32. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
 33. Patty Went Splati (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
 34. Bullies Deserve To Die
 35. Go to Your Room: Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
 36 Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be your Friend
 37. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
 38. Trixie Goes to the Big City
srsfunny:

Books That Should Probably Never Be Written

srsfunny: Books That Should Probably Never Be Written

New Baby: havingbeenbreathedout Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me that "coffee shop AU" has become synonymous with narratives that are low on conflict, high on wholesome romance. During the year l spent working at a coffee shop A coworker of mine took a bunch of psyche- delics, walked through some strangers' plate- glass door, and threatened them with a bowie knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment (and, needless to say, a late opening for the coffee shop that morning) Another coworker, an ex-military type with a young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke up for the first time ever with two other mutual coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and ended up having a three-way with them which ended his marriage .I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able to eat food or hold conversations, and ended up sleeping on my coworker's couch for three weeks before she finally called my parents to come collect me Multiple store managers were fired for embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the space of a single year.) .Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars in their (I'm guessing) early 50s, and ended up in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal relationship~ with them both Various employees discovered, in the course of cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms; drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and children weeping in the bathrooms, a woman bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite direction from the toilet, so that when the employee opened the unlocked door she got piss all over her (????) The owner of the bridal shop across the street was exposed as both abusive toward her employees and also cooking the books, which led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop workers for a few months while the bridal shop was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the larcenous former bridal shop owner came down with some horrible disease which caused her to lose both her hands There was a regular universally referred to as Sketchy Steve," who came in at 7am for a three- shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and de drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point cannot believe I was this stupid), went Sketchy Steve's house, and allowed him to spend like half an hour showing me his collection of découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously declined Right before I started, the store manager had walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and side of the employees had walked out after him None of them ever returned Like, working on the front lines of food service was the most operatically sordid professional experience I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance in fandom circles wenamedthedogkylo This is the Coffee Shop AU we deserve Coffee Shop IRL
New Baby: havingbeenbreathedout
 Sometimes I think back on the time I spent working
 as a barista, and it seems SO STRANGE to me
 that "coffee shop AU" has become synonymous
 with narratives that are low on conflict, high on
 wholesome romance. During the year l spent working
 at a coffee shop
 A coworker of mine took a bunch of psyche-
 delics, walked through some strangers' plate-
 glass door, and threatened them with a bowie
 knife, leading to his arrest and imprisonment
 (and, needless to say, a late opening for the
 coffee shop that morning)
 Another coworker, an ex-military type with a
 young wife and a new baby, decided to smoke
 up for the first time ever with two other mutual
 coworkers, in the back of one of their trucks; and
 ended up having a three-way with them which
 ended his marriage
 .I had a nervous breakdown, stopped being able
 to eat food or hold conversations, and ended
 up sleeping on my coworker's couch for three
 weeks before she finally called my parents to
 come collect me
 Multiple store managers were fired for
 embezzlement. (Reminder: this was within the
 space of a single year.)
 .Yet another coworker, who was seventeen at the
 time, started dog-sitting for a couple of regulars
 in their (I'm guessing) early 50s, and ended up
 in an ongoing creepy and incidentally illegal
 relationship~ with them both
 Various employees discovered, in the course of
 cleaning the bathrooms: couples fucking in the
 bathrooms; junkies passed out in the bathrooms;
 drunks puking in the bathrooms; both adults and
 children weeping in the bathrooms, a woman
 bleeding all over the bathroom from a gash in
 her throat (??); a dude standing in the middle of
 the bathroom floor and pissing in the opposite
 direction from the toilet, so that when the
 employee opened the unlocked door she got
 piss all over her (????)
 The owner of the bridal shop across the street
 was exposed as both abusive toward her
 employees and also cooking the books, which
 led to my coffee shop taking on a couple of
 untrained and weirdly conservative bridal shop
 workers for a few months while the bridal shop
 was shuttered and sold to new owners. Later the
 larcenous former bridal shop owner came down
 with some horrible disease which caused her to
 lose both her hands
 There was a regular universally referred to as
 Sketchy Steve," who came in at 7am for a three-
 shot latte with room for Seagrams 7, and de
 drugs to all us baristas. I actually, at one point
 cannot believe I was this stupid), went
 Sketchy Steve's house, and allowed him to spend
 like half an hour showing me his collection of
 découpaged outlet plates and also soliciting
 me for sex while I uncomfortably yet studiously
 declined
 Right before I started, the store manager had
 walked off the job in the middle of a shift, and
 side
 of the employees had walked out after him
 None of them ever returned
 Like, working on the front lines of food service was
 the most operatically sordid professional experience
 I have ever had, and one of the most surreal; and it is
 hilarious to me that THAT, of all jobs, is the one that
 has come to stand for soft-focus domestic romance
 in fandom circles
 wenamedthedogkylo
 This is the Coffee Shop AU we deserve
Coffee Shop IRL

Coffee Shop IRL

New Baby: My new baby, Willow.
New Baby: My new baby, Willow.

My new baby, Willow.

New Baby: Guess she likes the new baby (@hilarious.ted) is the BEST animal meme page on IG! - (Pic: Reddit u-tstusrplzignore)
New Baby: Guess she likes the new baby
(@hilarious.ted) is the BEST animal meme page on IG! - (Pic: Reddit u-tstusrplzignore)

(@hilarious.ted) is the BEST animal meme page on IG! - (Pic: Reddit u-tstusrplzignore)

New Baby: Kourtney Kardashian doesn't have a new baby like most of her sisters, but she's still rocking an ear-to-ear grin, courtesy of BF Younes Bendjima. 😍 kourtneykardashian tmz younesbendjima couple
New Baby: Kourtney Kardashian doesn't have a new baby like most of her sisters, but she's still rocking an ear-to-ear grin, courtesy of BF Younes Bendjima. 😍 kourtneykardashian tmz younesbendjima couple

Kourtney Kardashian doesn't have a new baby like most of her sisters, but she's still rocking an ear-to-ear grin, courtesy of BF Younes B...

New Baby: Kylie Jenner didn't just make a big news this weekend regarding her own birth ... she also fully showed off Kim Kardashian's new baby in the process. 😱 kimkardashian tmz kyliejenner chicagowest
New Baby: Kylie Jenner didn't just make a big news this weekend regarding her own birth ... she also fully showed off Kim Kardashian's new baby in the process. 😱 kimkardashian tmz kyliejenner chicagowest

Kylie Jenner didn't just make a big news this weekend regarding her own birth ... she also fully showed off Kim Kardashian's new baby in...