🐣 25+ Best Memes About Neither

Neither: That’s all we saying. Marching don’t work neither does begging pleading for your lives, compliance etc. by Catchin_Villians954 MORE MEMES

That’s all we saying. Marching don’t work neither does begging pleading for your lives, compliance etc. by Catchin_Villians954 MORE MEMES

Neither: I neither james, I was not prepared for this either.

I neither james, I was not prepared for this either.

Neither: When google is not quite sure what you’re looking for and neither are you

When google is not quite sure what you’re looking for and neither are you

Neither: I neither james, I was not prepared for this either.

I neither james, I was not prepared for this either.

Neither: I neither james, I was not prepared for this either. by WholesomeFan150 MORE MEMES

I neither james, I was not prepared for this either. by WholesomeFan150 MORE MEMES

Neither: crispy-ghee: Predator/Mass Effect - Citadel DLC - Seen (Part 3 of 3) (Part 1 Here)(Part 2 Here) Imagine now a montage of them hanging out about town, everyone around them going ‘what the actual fuck IS THAT,’ and some straight up acting like they just saw the galactic equivalent of Bigfoot (which is about as close an analogue as you can get to how the Yautja are viewed), except instead of traipsing around the woods, Bigfoot is watching some street performer and laughing about something in a language no one can understand. But it’s okay, neither Shepard nor Cousin mind. For tomorrow, the final hunt begins, and they stand beside each other now full well knowing that soon it might be that one or both of them falls. Hope that was Citadel-appropriate levels of mushy for you! That was fun to make. Thanks for reading!

crispy-ghee: Predator/Mass Effect - Citadel DLC - Seen (Part 3 of 3) (Part 1 Here)(Part 2 Here) Imagine now a montage of them hanging o...

Neither: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

Neither: cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: This is how the golden age of piracy ended. The first mermaid to get tattoos :) “we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?” “kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. “we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.” “i know.” x “daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.” her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. “daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. “don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. x “father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?” “your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.” she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says. x “why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. “we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.” she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family. “it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.” x her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.” the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass. “why not?” the mermaid asks. “he’ll win,” the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks. x the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. “don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.” x the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape. “let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.” they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. x she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea. x “you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. “i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.” the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. “we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. “i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. “guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.” “without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?” “i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?” “of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.” x the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. “you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. “they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.” “and now?” “they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?” the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.” She protects her family. Hi everybody! Guess what’s being posted on AO3 now at the following link! https://archiveofourown.org/works/22498384/chapters/53760817 That’s right! Here you go. I’ll be uploading it in some chunks, because I want to make sure I have everything I wanted edited cleanly finished, but follow the story there! HEY GUYS GUESS WHATS BACK ON THE DASHBOARD AND BETTER THAN EVER

cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: This is how the g...

Neither: It ain’t right, but it ain’t wrong neither

It ain’t right, but it ain’t wrong neither

Neither: It ain’t right, but it ain’t wrong neither by zeezeebaluba MORE MEMES

It ain’t right, but it ain’t wrong neither by zeezeebaluba MORE MEMES

Neither: Neither good at grammar

Neither good at grammar

Neither: Actually, my wife @VAMNit was my cinematographer on the vid we sent you. When my son was behind the camera, neither of us were ready yet... https://t.co/VL7nwWXY7P https://t.co/vTq6UcNl0o https://t.co/DcKJMIRmVX

Actually, my wife @VAMNit was my cinematographer on the vid we sent you. When my son was behind the camera, neither of us were ready yet....

Neither: I don’t even mind the Beatles but this is funny by Neither-Ask MORE MEMES

I don’t even mind the Beatles but this is funny by Neither-Ask MORE MEMES

Neither: For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their normal “positions”. Every time she notices that I moved them, she puts them back. Neither of us have ever said a word to the other about it.

For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their norm...

Neither: For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their normal “positions”. Every time she notices that I moved them, she puts them back. Neither of us have ever said a word to the other about it.

For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their norm...

Neither: For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their normal “positions”. Every time she notices that I moved them, she puts them back. Neither of us have ever said a word to the other about it.

For the last 17 years or so, I have been rearranging these pigs at my mom’s house into a naughty pose every time I see them in their norm...

Neither: This is quite relatable except I am not a giraffe neither is my friend.

This is quite relatable except I am not a giraffe neither is my friend.

Neither: This is quite relatable except I am not a giraffe neither is my friend. by Frozenflame987 MORE MEMES

This is quite relatable except I am not a giraffe neither is my friend. by Frozenflame987 MORE MEMES

Neither: ironwoman359: cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: This is how the golden age of piracy ended. The first mermaid to get tattoos :) “we didn’t know any better,” the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. “what do we do now?” “kill it,” the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes. “we can’t,” the first mate says desperately, praying she won’t have to fight her captain on this. “we can’t. we - i won’t. we won’t.” “i know.” x “daddy,” she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, “daddy, la-la, la-la-la.” her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isn’t made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasn’t even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her. “daddy,” she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor. “don’t worry,” he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing. x “father,” she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, “why am I here?” “your mother abandoned you,” he says, as he always has. “we found you adrift, and couldn’t bear to leave you there.” she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. “alright,” she says. x “why am I really here?” she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam. “we didn’t know any better,” the first mate says, staring into the water. “we didn’t know- we didn’t know anything. we didn’t understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.” she wants to be furious, but she can’t. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her father’s eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she can’t hate her family. “it’s alright,” she says. “i do have a family, anyways. i don’t think i would have liked my other life near as much.” x her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. “i don’t mind,” she says, when the captain fusses over her, “now i match all of you.” the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. “we shouldn’t fight him,” she says, peering through the spyglass. “why not?” the mermaid asks. “he’ll win,” the first mate says. the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. “are you sure?” she asks. x the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her. “don’t worry,” she says, with a bright laugh, “it was fun.” x the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they can’t possibly fight them, and they don’t have the time to escape. “let me up,” the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. “bring me up, quickly, quickly.” they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but she’s so heavy they can barely lift parts of her. she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings. the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone. x she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea. x “you know we are dying,” the captain says, looking down at her. she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise. “i know,” she says, “i can feel it coming.” the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaid’s deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time. “we love you,” the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either. “i love you too,” the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time. “guard the ship,” the captain says. “you always have but you know they’re lost without you.” “without you,” the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. “what will we do?” “i don’t know,” the captain says. “but you’ll help them, won’t you?” “of course i will,” she scoffs, rolling her eyes. “i will always protect my family.” x the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid. “you know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,” she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock. the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. “is that so?” she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy. “they said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,” the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a moment’s hesitation. “i always thought they were telling tall tales.” “and now?” “they were right,” the new captain says. “how did they ever befriend you?” the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. “they didn’t know any better.” She protects her family. Hi everybody! Guess what’s being posted on AO3 now at the following link! https://archiveofourown.org/works/22498384/chapters/53760817 That’s right! Here you go. I’ll be uploading it in some chunks, because I want to make sure I have everything I wanted edited cleanly finished, but follow the story there! HEY GUYS GUESS WHATS BACK ON THE DASHBOARD AND BETTER THAN EVER I love this

ironwoman359: cereusblue: unnameablethings: dragonsateyourtoast: redporkpadthai: dragonsateyourtoast: otherwindow: otherwindow: Th...

Neither: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: lexa-was-the-one: loloftheday: Thoughts? Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick. NEITHER THE KOOL AID MAN IS A THOUGHTFORM BORN OF THE CHILDREN AND THEIR DESIRE FOR AN AFFORDABLE FRUIT FLAVORED BEVERAGE HE HAS NO PHYSICAL SELF EXCEPT FOR WHEN HE MANIFESTS IN THIS REALITY BY LITERALLY BUSTING THROUGH PHYSICAL AND METAPHYSICAL BARRIERS hi unfortunately for all of us the official kool aid twitter has seen this image! kool aid canon is that the whole situation is all kool aid man but his consciousness is in the jar! hope this helps! YOUR IGNORANCE IS PATHETIC AND YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE THE WINTER

ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: ssalmonn: normal-horoscopes: lexa-was-the-one: loloftheday: Thoughts? Are we flesh or blood? You buff...

Neither: feniczoroark: rasec-wizzlbang: 0rganasolo: guy fieri dabbing with his sons?????? though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands @randomnightlord

feniczoroark: rasec-wizzlbang: 0rganasolo: guy fieri dabbing with his sons?????? though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a...

Neither: revanchistsuperstar: jadesabre83: outpastthemoat: “time spent writing star wars fic” I will neither confirm nor deny the validity of it. I think the best tidbit I’ve ever gotten out of being friends with the SWTOR creative director is that Wookiepedia is relied upon just as heavily for their game writing as it is for fan fiction, and that, quite frankly, is fucking hilarious.

revanchistsuperstar: jadesabre83: outpastthemoat: “time spent writing star wars fic” I will neither confirm nor deny the validity of it...

Neither: Oh so you like getting your ass ate I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations It's 2020 now Men can enjoy pleasure In that case Tinder is getting more kinky every day

Tinder is getting more kinky every day

Neither: tatooineknights: vintage-smokestack: forcearama: OMG Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing the same outfit for eternity was to her a fate worse than death okay i saw this comment and im screaming and have to reblog again

tatooineknights: vintage-smokestack: forcearama: OMG Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was bur...

Neither: s.l.f.w @slfw0 Dear diary: I feel the aging process has finally begun, as I no longer put neither creamer nor sugar in my cof- fee in my early morning ritual. I worry for others the day I finally run out..

Neither: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonouS. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com takineko: sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It’s voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That’s correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that’s kinky oh my god this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

takineko: sir-hathaway: gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petriso...

Neither: silent nate @MNateShyamalan hello, i'm an adult in a christmas movie. i don't believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying theperksofneurodivergency: insiggious: theperksofneurodivergency: solarpunkarchivist: I mean the number of men who admit that their wife takes care of all of it and they don’t even know what she’s bought the kids makes this plausible. He assumes she did it and his wife thinks aw how sweet, he actually buys the kids things and gets really into the Santa thing! But what about single parents? They’re so overworked during the holiday they assume they forgot the presents Santa brought ok fair enough

theperksofneurodivergency: insiggious: theperksofneurodivergency: solarpunkarchivist: I mean the number of men who admit that their w...

Neither: bellabucchiotti: It Sucks to have a Birthday on Christmas I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, my birthday is literally just around the corner! YAY! The bad news is, no one realizes it because my birthday is December 25. Yup – Christmas Day. Like, I would even take Christmas Eve, Mom! For my fellow December babies who feel like their birthday on Christmas is forgotten because it is overshadowed by a fat guy with presents came down the chimney – this one’s for you. READ MORE HERE about why it sucks to have a birthday on Christmas You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!! Image: Denise Johnson

bellabucchiotti: It Sucks to have a Birthday on Christmas I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, my birthday is lit...

Neither: bellabucchiotti: What it’s Like Having a Birthday on Christmas For my fellow December babies who feel like their birthday on Christmas is forgotten because it is overshadowed by a fat guy with presents came down the chimney – this one’s for you. READ MORE HERE about why it is not fun having a birthday on Christmas Day. You can also follow Bella Bucchiotti on her Blog, Instagram and YouTube!! Image: Annie Spratt

bellabucchiotti: What it’s Like Having a Birthday on Christmas For my fellow December babies who feel like their birthday on Christmas...

Neither: Heey.... big dick or big brains?! Uhhh Neither Sent Honesty is key

Honesty is key

Neither: ull Mint 1 8% 7:11 PM Will See when Will answers Turn on notifications so you know right away when he messages you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH WILL ON 12/19/19 Hey want to grab a drink with me? Today 4:59 PM Yeah neither do I Type a message Send GIF Relatable

Relatable

Neither: tatooineknights: vintage-smokestack: forcearama: OMG Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing the same outfit for eternity was to her a fate worse than death okay i saw this comment and im screaming and have to reblog again

tatooineknights: vintage-smokestack: forcearama: OMG Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was bu...

Neither: silent nate @MNateShyamalan hello, i'm an adult in a christmas movie. i don't believe in santa but have also never bought my children even one of the presents they receive every year. they just appear and i am fine with this reality. this is neither confusing nor horrifying

Neither: DamnThatsEthan @DreGwoup "Reach For It Nigga" 2:49 a.m. · 14 Dec. 19 · Twitter for iPhone Kobe didn’t fuck with assists and neither do I. by Rolloverbeethoven93 MORE MEMES

Kobe didn’t fuck with assists and neither do I. by Rolloverbeethoven93 MORE MEMES

Neither: When it's the night before an exam and you see your friend active on steam You shouldn't be here Neither should you

Neither: 7:57 4 ll ? T/AskReddit u/Katulamppu • 5h O NSFW (NSFW) What's the best thing that happened to you in truth or dare? Discussion 1, Share 12.6k 3.6k t, TOP COMMENTS Lovebot Al 3h S 12 Awards In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been maried 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay Reply 22.7k adammmking • 3h Not the answer we expected, but the answer we needed. Add a comment >> Dedication

Dedication

Neither: EXIT knowing two languages can't express yourself in neither of them

Neither: the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Neither: If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous. What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god .

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Neither: Me, thinking about potential of this meme Me, not being able to come up with a good captions …neither the title

…neither the title

Neither: no u didnt got beat up neither were u uweren't there Just stop it..

Just stop it..

Neither: Dr. Jens Foell Following @fMRI guy Replying to @Trancewith Me As we say in Germany, if there's a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis. 7:18 PM-13 Feb 2018 2,004 Retweets 5,180 Likes sleepyowlet: silverscreenx: sleepyowlet: antifaintl: Reminder. To all the absolute walnuts in the notes: No, sitting down to talk with a Nazi if you don’t know they’re a Nazi doesn’t make you a Nazi. Neither is trying to talk one out of their mindset. I’m not sure if you’re genuinely confused about this or just sea-lioning, but on the off-chance you’re sincere: The quote is about people being complacent and accepting of Nazis in social settings, much in the same way that rapists feel validated by rape jokes. It’s about denying Nazis social validation and acceptance, which is a good and necessary thing. It’s about putting up a stink at family gatherings by refusing to share a meal with uncle Harry after he makes a joke about “some people” needing to be gassed. It’s about standing up to members of your social group spouting antisemitic or racist shit. It’s about challenging them. And yes, trying to talk them out of it is a valid way to do that. But if you can’t, cut ties. It means that if you are complacent, you are part of the problem. So we’re supposed to give them a victim mentality that will sooner or later evolve into a revenge fantasy and culminate in actual revenge and criminal behavior? You really don’t understand that all this “punch Nazis” jargon does is making evil grow in hiding, until it’s strong enough to fight back? And it’s not even a saying here. The good Doctor just made up some ideological bullshit. Don’t try to add nuance to a blanket statement after the fact. Hello. Hi. East German here. We actually do say that. And…you are aware that they already are violent? That they kill people as is? Remember the Zwickauer Terrortrio? Punching them doesn’t make them worse than they already are - Nazis are always violent because their very ideology already is violence. But you know what punching them achieves? It makes them afraid. It makes it so that they don’t dare to try to climb on the herring barrel and shout shit at crowds. It makes it harder for them to recruit followers openly. Punching Nazis and openly ridiculing and shaming them makes sure their bullshit doesn’t get normalised, aka suitable for polite conversation which, as I said, the quote is about. Make Nazis afraid again.

sleepyowlet: silverscreenx: sleepyowlet: antifaintl: Reminder. To all the absolute walnuts in the notes: No, sitting down to talk wit...

Neither: the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID https://iglovequotes.net/

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Neither: If you took all your DNA, straightened it out, and put it end-to-end, it would stretch to Jupiter and back 10x over. You are neither smll nor insignificant. You're just very well folded. Your bigger than you think you are

Your bigger than you think you are

Neither: Nobody knows who I really am. Neither do I. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Neither: onlyniceandgaystuff: naamahdarling: This is actually A+ cat management.“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in similar positions several feet apart, or will come and try to do things when you do them. It’s a sign that they love you and want to show.This cat wants to be close to its owner, and also wants to do what its owner is doing, to be involved in some way. Giving them their own thing to use is a really great way to redirect them and allow them to mirror the behavior in a non-disruptive way that frustrates neither party.This is a GOOD IDEA.

onlyniceandgaystuff: naamahdarling: This is actually A+ cat management.“Mirroring” is a big thing with cats. It’s why they will lay in...

Neither: When it's the night before an exam and you see your friend active on steam You shouldn't be here Neither should you Made this instead of studying for my exam

Made this instead of studying for my exam

Neither: Today 7:05 AM I'd like to request 1 shitty joke, please Why did Sally fall off the swing? I don't know, why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally Oh damn 2 jokes for the price of 1, you're generous lol Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine? No, because 7 is a violent 6 offender Oh Jesus Christ hahaha I wasn't expecting that one Neither was 6 7 did eat 9 though. Do you know why? No idea 7s doctor told him to eat 3squared meals a day My favorite joke

My favorite joke

Neither: she wasn't a princess neither was she a queen. she was a warrior. E. S

Neither: I keep thinking of how much I love talking to you, how good you look when you smile; how much I love your laugh. I day dream about you off and on, replaying our conversations; laughing at funny things you said or did. I've memorized your face and the way that you look at me. I catch myself smiling again at what I imagined. I wonder what will happen the next time we're together and even though neither of us know what the future holds, I know one thing for sure; you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. https://iglovequotes.net/

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