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     neighbor: Also my neighbor’s cat
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     neighbor: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.


                
            

            
            
bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
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     neighbor: justcatposts:

“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: justcatposts:

“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: justcatposts:

I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives. (via)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: justcatposts:

I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives. (via)
                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives. (via)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: Next it could be the neighbor and his pitbull
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     neighbor: Next it could be the neighbor and his pitbull by Bloodyfangs108
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                 neighbor: Next it could be the neighbor and his pitbull by Bloodyfangs108
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     neighbor: My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!! (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!! (Source)
                
            

            
            
My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!! (Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: “My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!!”(Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: “My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!!”(Source)
                
            

            
            
“My 90yo neighbor hasn’t walked her dog in years so I volunteered to do it for her. So proud of Buddy’s weight loss!!!”(Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: justcatposts:

“I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.” (Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: justcatposts:

“I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.” (Source)
                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

“I meowed at our neighbor’s cat once and now it regularly comes up to our door and just watches us live our lives.” (Source)

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: The neighbor’s kid bad Reddit good
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: The neighbor’s kid bad Reddit good
                
            

            
            
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     neighbor: justcatposts:

“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: justcatposts:

“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast enough.”(Source)
                
                

                
            

            
            
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“My neighbor’s cat has decided that we’re friends, and now demands pet tax whenever I get home. Today I did not move fast...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: justcatposts:

the best kind of neighbor
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: justcatposts:

the best kind of neighbor
                
            

            
            
justcatposts:

the best kind of neighbor

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: My neighbor likes to hide his (badly done) taxidermy coyote in odd places around the neighborhood.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: My neighbor likes to hide his (badly done) taxidermy coyote in odd places around the neighborhood.
                
            

            
            
My neighbor likes to hide his (badly done) taxidermy coyote in odd places around the neighborhood.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me
                
            

            
            
This toilet paper sculpture that my neighbor printed for me

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







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     neighbor: ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:The Painter and Her Neighbor
Check this out theyre groovin
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:The Painter and Her Neighbor
Check this out theyre groovin
                
            

            
            
ink-the-artist:

ink-the-artist:The Painter and Her Neighbor
Check this out theyre groovin

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh? 







    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh? 







                
            

            
            
starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

                
            

            
            
frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: Bet the neighbor has zero regret. by WorkingOnMyself01
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                 neighbor: Bet the neighbor has zero regret. by WorkingOnMyself01
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     neighbor: Bet the neighbor has zero regret.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     neighbor: Have a Karen as a neighbor
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: Have a Karen as a neighbor
                
            

            
            
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     neighbor: Thank you for being a great neighbor Canada
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: Thank you for being a great neighbor Canada
                
            

            
            
Thank you for being a great neighbor Canada

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: Thank you for being a great neighbor Canada by THOTDESTROYR69
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                 neighbor: Thank you for being a great neighbor Canada by THOTDESTROYR69
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     neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
                
            

            
            
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     neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
                
            

            
            
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     neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.
                
            

            
            
My neighbor told me that my house looks like it’s made out of olives and now I can’t unsee it.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: These pics take the whole "obnoxious neighbor" trope to new heights. #FunnyPics #Neighbors #Entertainment #PassiveAggressive
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: These pics take the whole "obnoxious neighbor" trope to new heights. #FunnyPics #Neighbors #Entertainment #PassiveAggressive
                
            

            
            
These pics take the whole "obnoxious neighbor" trope to new heights. #FunnyPics #Neighbors #Entertainment #PassiveAggressive

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: Good neighbor[OC]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     neighbor: epicjohndoe:

My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: epicjohndoe:

My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay
                
            

            
            
epicjohndoe:

My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: epicjohndoe:

My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: epicjohndoe:

My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay
                
            

            
            
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My Neighbor Totoro Cosplay

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: Your friendly neighbor
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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     neighbor: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver
  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys 
 not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver
  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys 
 not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

                
            

            
            
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







     neighbor: AT
Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 neighbor: AT
Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon
                
            

            
            
Well the neighbor won’t be leaving any time soon