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Life, Run, and True: Why do we complain of Nature? She has shown herself kindly; life, if you know how to use it, is long. But one man is possessed by an avarice that is insatiable, another by a toilsome devotion to tasks that are useless; one man is besotted with wine, another is paralyzed by sloth; one man is exhausted by an ambition that always hangs upon the decision of others, another, driven on by the greed of the trader, is led over all lands and all seas by the hope of gain; some are tormented by a passion for war and are always either bent upon inflicting danger upon others or concerned about their own; some there are who are worn out by voluntary servitude in a thankless attendance upon the great; many are kept busy either in the pursuit of other men's fortune or in complaining of their own; many, following no fixed aim, shifting and inconstant and dissatisfied, are plunged by their fickleness into plans that are ever new; some have no fixed principle by which to direct their course, but Fate takes them unawares while they loll and yawn—so surely does it happen that I cannot doubt the truth of that utterance which the greatest of poets delivered with all the seeming of an oracle: "The part of life we really live is small."5 For all the rest of existence is not life, but merely time. Vices beset us and surround us on every side, and they do not permit us to rise anew and lift up our eyes for the discernment of truth, but they keep us down when once they have overwhelmed us and we are chained to lust. Their victims are never allowed to return to their true selves; if ever they chance to find some release, like the waters of the deep sea which continue to heave even after the storm is past, they are tossed about, and no rest from their lusts abides. Think you that I am speaking of the wretches whose evils are admitted? Look at those whose prosperity men flock to behold; they are smothered by their blessings. To how many are riches a burden! From how many do eloquence and the daily straining to display their powers draw forth blood! How many are pale from constant pleasures! To how many does the throng of clients that crowd about them leave no freedom! In short, run through the list of all these men from the lowest to the highest—this man desires an advocate,6 this one answers the call, that one is on trial, that one defends him, that one gives sentence; no one asserts his claim to himself, everyone is wasted for the sake of another. Ask about the men whose names are known by heart, and you will see that these are the marks that distinguish them: A cultivates B and B cultivates C; no one is his own master. And then certain men show the most senseless indignation—they complain of the insolence of their superiors, because they were too busy to see them when they wished an audience! But can anyone have the hardihood to complain of the pride of another when he himself has no time to attend to himself? After all, no matter who you are, the great man does sometimes look toward you even if his face is insolent, he does sometimes condescend to listen to your words, he permits you to appear at his side; but you never deign to look upon yourself, to give ear to yourself. There is no reason, therefore, to count anyone in debt for such services, seeing that, when you performed them, you had no wish for another's company, but could not endure your own.
Life, Run, and True: Why do we complain of Nature? She has shown herself kindly; life, if you know how to use it, is long. But one man is possessed by an avarice that is insatiable, another by a toilsome devotion to tasks that are useless; one man is besotted with wine, another is paralyzed by sloth; one man is exhausted by an ambition that always hangs upon the decision of others, another, driven on by the greed of the trader, is led over all lands and all seas by the hope of gain; some are tormented by a passion for war and are always either bent upon inflicting danger upon others or concerned about their own; some there are who are worn out by voluntary servitude in a thankless attendance upon the great; many are kept busy either in the pursuit of other men's fortune or in complaining of their own; many, following no fixed aim, shifting and inconstant and dissatisfied, are plunged by their fickleness into plans that are ever new; some have no fixed principle by which to direct their course, but Fate takes them unawares while they loll and yawn—so surely does it happen that I cannot doubt the truth of that utterance which the greatest of poets delivered with all the seeming of an oracle: "The part of life we really live is small."5 For all the rest of existence is not life, but merely time. Vices beset us and surround us on every side, and they do not permit us to rise anew and lift up our eyes for the discernment of truth, but they keep us down when once they have overwhelmed us and we are chained to lust. Their victims are never allowed to return to their true selves; if ever they chance to find some release, like the waters of the deep sea which continue to heave even after the storm is past, they are tossed about, and no rest from their lusts abides. Think you that I am speaking of the wretches whose evils are admitted? Look at those whose prosperity men flock to behold; they are smothered by their blessings. To how many are riches a burden! From how many do eloquence and the daily straining to display their powers draw forth blood! How many are pale from constant pleasures! To how many does the throng of clients that crowd about them leave no freedom! In short, run through the list of all these men from the lowest to the highest—this man desires an advocate,6 this one answers the call, that one is on trial, that one defends him, that one gives sentence; no one asserts his claim to himself, everyone is wasted for the sake of another. Ask about the men whose names are known by heart, and you will see that these are the marks that distinguish them: A cultivates B and B cultivates C; no one is his own master. And then certain men show the most senseless indignation—they complain of the insolence of their superiors, because they were too busy to see them when they wished an audience! But can anyone have the hardihood to complain of the pride of another when he himself has no time to attend to himself? After all, no matter who you are, the great man does sometimes look toward you even if his face is insolent, he does sometimes condescend to listen to your words, he permits you to appear at his side; but you never deign to look upon yourself, to give ear to yourself. There is no reason, therefore, to count anyone in debt for such services, seeing that, when you performed them, you had no wish for another's company, but could not endure your own.

Why do we complain of Nature? She has shown herself kindly; life, if you know how to use it, is long. But one man is possessed by an avarice...

Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers Tony invited him over to check out his nanotech suits once and Peter spent the whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a surprised Pikachu Nobody really knows why, but they support him anyway marvel-lous-things Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters, we're working on nanotech and telikinetic control in prosthetics- Peter? Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now marvel-lous-thing:s Shuri: Do you see anything you like? Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri made when she was bored: absolutely marvel-lous-things Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a paper on the developments in science Peter: and Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why they're the Best Peter: Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage and recommended names to give your printer Peter: Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my best friend max marvel-lous-things 3D printer: "click* Peter: oh 3D printer: "clicks again Peter: oh my God 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE Tony, calling may: we have a situation please I can't do this alone shadowzealot That's not how a 3d printer works They don't,.., Deposit" They Extrude They don't "click" They Beepedy boopedy But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants in two colours at once Peter Parker, everyone
Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers
 Tony invited him over to check out his
 nanotech suits once and Peter spent the
 whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a
 surprised Pikachu
 Nobody really knows why, but they support
 him anyway
 marvel-lous-things
 Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters,
 we're working on nanotech and telikinetic
 control in prosthetics- Peter?
 Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D
 printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of
 technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now
 marvel-lous-thing:s
 Shuri: Do you see anything you like?
 Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently
 shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri
 made when she was bored: absolutely
 marvel-lous-things
 Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a
 paper on the developments in science
 Peter: and
 Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why
 they're the Best
 Peter:
 Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage
 and recommended names to give your
 printer
 Peter:
 Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my
 best friend max
 marvel-lous-things
 3D printer: "click*
 Peter: oh
 3D printer: "clicks again
 Peter: oh my God
 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant
 Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE
 Tony, calling may: we have a situation please
 I can't do this alone
 shadowzealot
 That's not how a 3d printer works
 They don't,..,
 Deposit"
 They
 Extrude
 They don't
 "click"
 They
 Beepedy boopedy
 But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter
 getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants
 in two colours at once
Peter Parker, everyone

Peter Parker, everyone

Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers Tony invited him over to check out his nanotech suits once and Peter spent the whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a surprised Pikachu Nobody really knows why, but they support him anyway marvel-lous-things Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters, we're working on nanotech and telikinetic control in prosthetics- Peter? Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now marvel-lous-thing:s Shuri: Do you see anything you like? Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri made when she was bored: absolutely marvel-lous-things Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a paper on the developments in science Peter: and Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why they're the Best Peter: Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage and recommended names to give your printer Peter: Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my best friend max marvel-lous-things 3D printer: "click* Peter: oh 3D printer: "clicks again Peter: oh my God 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE Tony, calling may: we have a situation please I can't do this alone shadowzealot That's not how a 3d printer works They don't,.., Deposit" They Extrude They don't "click" They Beepedy boopedy But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants in two colours at once Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest
Being Alone, Best Friend, and Bored: Peter gets weirdly excited about 3D printers
 Tony invited him over to check out his
 nanotech suits once and Peter spent the
 whole time making 4 tiny elephants and a
 surprised Pikachu
 Nobody really knows why, but they support
 him anyway
 marvel-lous-things
 Tony: so here's our main R&D headquarters,
 we're working on nanotech and telikinetic
 control in prosthetics- Peter?
 Peter, livestreaming the 3D printer and 3D
 printer alone: mother,,, fuckin,,, pinnacle of
 technology., unbelievable,,, the future is now
 marvel-lous-thing:s
 Shuri: Do you see anything you like?
 Peter, clinging to the 3D printer currently
 shooting out tiny tchalla figurines that Shuri
 made when she was bored: absolutely
 marvel-lous-things
 Teacher: Peter, you were supposed to write a
 paper on the developments in science
 Peter: and
 Teacher: yours is titled "3D printers and why
 they're the Best
 Peter:
 Teacher: it's 4 pages of unintelligible garbage
 and recommended names to give your
 printer
 Peter:
 Peter, crying: the file was 3D printed by my
 best friend max
 marvel-lous-things
 3D printer: "click*
 Peter: oh
 3D printer: "clicks again
 Peter: oh my God
 3D printer: "deposits 72nd tiny elephant
 Peter, clutching his heart: INC R ED IBLE
 Tony, calling may: we have a situation please
 I can't do this alone
 shadowzealot
 That's not how a 3d printer works
 They don't,..,
 Deposit"
 They
 Extrude
 They don't
 "click"
 They
 Beepedy boopedy
 But in all seriousness I could imagine Peter
 getting a dual nozzler to print tiny elephants
 in two colours at once
Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest

Incorrect Marvel Headcanons are The Greatest

Reddit, Bentley, and Names: Hi Reddit! My name's Bentley and I have eyebrows!
Reddit, Bentley, and Names: Hi Reddit! My name's Bentley and I have eyebrows!

Hi Reddit! My name's Bentley and I have eyebrows!

Easter, Family, and Game: 77VM WALL Playing family games on Easter, and one Codenames game had me giving a one-word clue to my wife so she would guess “wall.” You can use proper names, by the way... :-)
Easter, Family, and Game: 77VM
 WALL
Playing family games on Easter, and one Codenames game had me giving a one-word clue to my wife so she would guess “wall.” You can use proper names, by the way... :-)

Playing family games on Easter, and one Codenames game had me giving a one-word clue to my wife so she would guess “wall.” You can use prope...