Oh fuck yeah, bby. Ash in my mouth. by TheButteryMustache
Not what I expected to read on an early Wednesday morning
once every few weeks i remember exactly how bad the narrator of fight club wanted tyler durden to r...
Hello @clearwillow. Do you know how difficult it was to keep my mouth shut about being your @inusecretsanta!?
Been awhile since I made one of these but I felt inspired
I hate it.
Meirl by ManILoveFarming
I think this belongs here
I think this is the one
Just don’t drink water
Now you’re (not) talking!
Meirl by kevinowdziej
Guys, it works…
Well I wasn’t expecting this one bit
Doesn’t really seem too much to ask now, does it?
Sucks to suck by 5uicidalxD
Sucks to suck
Meirl by illgummybearyou
Sounds like a fun Friday night
I remembered why I quit tinder
A binge dump nobody asked for 42/50
She didn’t see that coming by Kittu19
She didn’t see that coming
How do you like fitness ?
And they say romance is dead
Rule 1 of having a dog by sarcasticfirecracker
Rule 1 of having a dog
Marceline Desbordes-Valmore, tr. by Cassia Berman, from “Sylvius, Your Hands Near my Mouth are Heady Flowers,”
Sorry my mouth decided it needed an ~ over it for Broadway opening night, I don’t make the rules, blame my fancy mouth