🐣 25+ Best Memes About My Ass

my ass: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

my ass: Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

Went to Pet store to get some food for my cats, ended up laughing my ass off finding this

my ass: Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.

Tried to be creative, got my ass handed back instead.

my ass: hunginggrapes: skarfly: le-dreadmau5: nitholites: jack-gourdon: red-white-black: fun-with-colors: c-is-for-circinate: tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home. THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL This post was prophetic I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well. Thanks, I hate it This actually show how each and every time we are super unprepared to deal with it. Every goddamn time

hunginggrapes: skarfly: le-dreadmau5: nitholites: jack-gourdon: red-white-black: fun-with-colors: c-is-for-circinate: tatsutahim...

my ass: I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

my ass: I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

I wipe my ass with a wii fit weighing scales

my ass: Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

my ass: thisrobotbeatcaptcha: c-is-for-circinate: tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home. THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL This post aged SPECTACULARLY

thisrobotbeatcaptcha: c-is-for-circinate: tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I f...

my ass: Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

my ass: Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

my ass: Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

Found in my hometown. ESSENTIAL MY ASS

my ass: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

my ass: windows 10 can suck my ass

windows 10 can suck my ass

my ass: windows 10 can suck my ass by stojkestojke MORE MEMES

windows 10 can suck my ass by stojkestojke MORE MEMES

my ass: russellwilson: strawberytaetae: violaslayvis: mulchling: there’s a lot to unpack here Me Me in a sexy depression me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room

russellwilson: strawberytaetae: violaslayvis: mulchling: there’s a lot to unpack here Me Me in a sexy depression me arching my ba...

my ass: crossing-cuties: “pocket change” my ass

crossing-cuties: “pocket change” my ass

my ass: tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

tatsutahimet: c-dentello: andy-the-anon: When you remember the anti-vax movement I first reblogged this in January, and here my...

my ass: I would’ve gotten my ass beat AND i would be the least favorite by 90059bethezip MORE MEMES

I would’ve gotten my ass beat AND i would be the least favorite by 90059bethezip MORE MEMES

my ass: rubbesart:GUYS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY SKETCHBOOK FROM LAST YEAR AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER SHARED THIS I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!

rubbesart:GUYS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY SKETCHBOOK FROM LAST YEAR AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER SHARED THIS I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!

my ass: ogaycanyousee: libertarirynn: my-ass-is-a-mythical-class: urbanfantasyinspiration: love-god-herself: love-god-herself: onion-souls: albaficalover: luanna801: nonlinear-nonsubjective: 1800snostalgia: Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears Follow for more 1800s nostalgia #who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x) So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on. No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos! “1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course There was also an 1893 From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. This is worse than the math post can yall like,,,, read????? Nobody on this hellsite can read at this point it’s established fact.

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my ass: gaybones69: russellwilson: strawberytaetae: violaslayvis: mulchling: there’s a lot to unpack here Me Me in a sexy depression me arching my back to make sure my ass still looks fat while im crying alone in my room I’m trying to escape depression but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass keeps alerting the serotonin deficiency

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my ass: privacy my ass

privacy my ass

my ass: antelopian: libertarirynn: orangehatposts: Dude, if you can’t handle a FULLY clothed woman who happens to have some rear curves then buddy, YOU are the problem here. Grow up “Limits their range of motion” nigga what? She has her hip poking up slightly, big deal. Imagine being so much of a meat brain that you have a hot take on this. this dude out here whining while the rest of us tryna fuck the police smh “I’m trying to stage a stake out, but I’m dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the perp”

antelopian: libertarirynn: orangehatposts: Dude, if you can’t handle a FULLY clothed woman who happens to have some rear curves then bu...

my ass: JJ @FiretheGm Soooo, I got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got me (speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on xmas and decided to try it out. 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car, I sprayed about 7 squirts. He stopped dead in his tracks and said, Omfg, what the fuck is that?!! | said I got a situation going on sir! The look on his face was priceless. I said, 4:17 PM 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Sir my stomach hurts and l'm trying get home because I...he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence...He grabs his face, backs up and says...Oh SHIT!!! I think you need an ambulance!!! I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 9 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUTI UNDERSTAND IT'S AWFUL! HOLD ON...I'LL ESCORT YOU! GOD DAMN!!! 4:17 PM - 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad JJ @FiretheGm I did not expect it to go this way, but the Officer followed me back to my house, & waited till I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my ass cheeks together, and limpin' like I was hurtin'! No ticket written! 4:17 PM · 1/3/20 · Twitter for iPad

my ass: Turn Based Spectrum Guru Danzins @Mr_danzins · 7h Haw to unregister 46 27 5 SERVICE Selective Service @SSS_gov Replying to @Mr_danzins Registration is a requirement for all men 18-25. 10:02 AM · Jan 3, 2020 · Hootsuite Inc. land of the free my ass

land of the free my ass

my ass: Me: *Calls my mom after not hearing from her for a month* My mom: About time you called, I've been worried about you, we never talk anymore Me: Phones work both ways... My mom: Listen here, you little shit I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.

I’m 250 miles away, better just mail me my ass whoopin’.

my ass: EAT MY ASS EAT MY CAS SEROLE Not in my neighborhood

Not in my neighborhood

my ass: EAT MY ASS EAT MY CAS SEROLE Not in my neighborhood

Not in my neighborhood

my ass: Today 14:37 So I gotta ask Is that one picture a mug shot Yeah lol So why exactly did you have a mug shot taken Bar fight Did you win at least? No not at all He whooped my ass at the bar, then I seen him later that night and hit him with a bottle, then he whooped my ass again then I shot him then I did 9 months in prison so nah I definitely lost When you match with an attractive something must be wrong 🙄🙄

When you match with an attractive something must be wrong 🙄🙄

my ass: me: i'm going to stop doing drugs girl: come over and sniff coke from my ass me: Me

Me

my ass: Big-O @_BigO_ My job finna fire my ass...a customer called the store pissed off and asked "is this a manager?" I said "no this is Patrick" I thought he would laugh...he lost his shit Some people take things way too seriously by VerySlump MORE MEMES

Some people take things way too seriously by VerySlump MORE MEMES

my ass: Big-O @_BigO_ My job finna fire my ass...a customer called the store pissed off and asked "is this a manager?" I said "no this is Patrick" I thought he would laugh...he lost his shit Some people take things way too seriously

Some people take things way too seriously

my ass: Hotaru Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove eels up my ass? - You got me there

my ass: I can't believe after all the shit they're back together Who? My ass cheeks Soulmates through thick and thin

Soulmates through thick and thin

my ass: m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember This dude has a future

This dude has a future

my ass: m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember meirl

meirl

my ass: m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember This dude has a future

This dude has a future

my ass: m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember meirl

meirl

my ass: Tuesday 11:04 PM Girl, it's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist Cause I wanna date you badly Today 12:43 AM Just shut up and eat my ass man Type a message... GIF I'm And 3 4 Q' w´ ER°T Y u´ 1° o° P A S D FG HJ K L Z X C V B N M ?123 English Terrific start to my Christmas

Terrific start to my Christmas

my ass: iberley 26 O 59 kilometres away I am NOT here for hookups, but i am versatile, shaved, and 300 Instagram faltered pictures of my butthole. I'm looking for a man who isn't afraid to crack an egg in my ass and fuck me so hard it scrambles. A family focused man who is willing to turn my mouth into a daycare center with his baby gravy. Someone to watch romantic hardcore midget clown fisting porn with. Why is a good guy so difficult to find? I think this belongs here

I think this belongs here

my ass: Hotaru Doesn't this weather just make you want to shove eels up my ass? - You got me there Might do it later, dunno

Might do it later, dunno

my ass: My mom reading about kids being abused on Facebook. My mom beating my ass for not turning on the Christmas lights. Merry Christmas everyone. by ChaChaRealSmooth1955 MORE MEMES

Merry Christmas everyone. by ChaChaRealSmooth1955 MORE MEMES

my ass: Haha rubbesart:GUYS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY SKETCHBOOK FROM LAST YEAR AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER SHARED THIS I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!

rubbesart:GUYS I WAS LOOKING THROUGH MY SKETCHBOOK FROM LAST YEAR AND I CAN’T BELIEVE I NEVER SHARED THIS I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!

my ass: The Koolaid Connoisseur @iamwilliewill Bro you know how mad i would be if a mf was taking a water break on top me while beating my ass ???? Tweet your reply

my ass: If he says otherwise he can fuck my ass Kiss***** Imfao what kinda typo is that I'm used to just saying fuck my ass a lot Like as a meme hmmm

hmmm

my ass: Slap my nuts SHUFFLE PLAY I'm Waking Up Tim Flanders • I'm Waking Up To Ash and Dust If I May • No Man's Land i EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar • i Wipe My Ass EXPLICIT Robyn Fly • Wipe My Ass and EXPLICIT EDEN• think you think too much of me i EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar • i Slap My Nutz - Tone Mix 1 Poetry

Poetry

my ass: 72% Verizon 12:52 AM Brittni Oct 19, 2019 Alright, truth or dare is played out. Would you like a compliment or a roast? Yesterday Roast my ass Well Jordan, you look like you masturbate to poems. Report Today Hah, I'm just glad you think I know how to read Delivered Your message GIF Way too high of standards

Way too high of standards

my ass: So,she's Like "GET OFF THE COVNTER" and Im Uke "GET OFF MY ASS!! loloftheday: My favourite cat comic

loloftheday: My favourite cat comic

my ass: Elena 20 I'm saving myse lf for marriage but you can put it in my ass Single mother of 2! Virgin That mix-up game of her’s is super strong

That mix-up game of her’s is super strong

my ass: spaceviral-archive-deactivated2 "Your mental illness is all in your head" where did you think it was????? my ass???? searching-for-repentance Mental illness is stored in the balls meirl

meirl

my ass

my ass

Carole

Butt Made Of Straws

Hate You

Dad Joke

Please Dont

M Yass

Hateness

Shoulders

My Ass Is On Fire

Play With My Ass

Carole

Butt Made Of Straws

Hate You

Dad Joke

Please Dont

M Yass

Hateness

Shoulders

My Ass Is On Fire

Play With My Ass

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