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Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green. speedoweedo elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. ndiecity What else? WIZARD speedoweedo the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last year can you let me talk to him" and the seance person would be like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN. He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite speedoweedo foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. simon-newman Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life* Me: How the f*ck do we know this? Brain: I don't know! Both: *Screaming* lolpics/AstroFunny I really like some of these.
Be Like, Children, and Detroit: WIZARU
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 the grass in the original shrek movie is not
 grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
 the grass bc the actual grass for some
 reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so
 they used hair textures colored green.
 speedoweedo
 elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
 who asked nixon for the title and was
 awarded it.
 ndiecity
 What else?
 WIZARD
 speedoweedo
 the great escape artist houdini was living in
 a time period where mysticism, fortune
 telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy.
 and he fucking hated it so much. so much
 that he would go to seances in disguise
 and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
 "my son died last year can you let me talk
 to him" and the seance person would be
 like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
 then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
 YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
 He died on Halloween night in detroit and
 as far as i know every year they hold
 seances on halloween trying to get in
 contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
 his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 speedoweedo
 foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
 the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
 so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 simon-newman
 Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
 subject I never studied in my life*
 Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
 Brain: I don't know!
 Both: *Screaming*
 lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.

I really like some of these.

Advice, Ass, and Dogs: laughhard More Web Videos Shopping Search tools Images News About 451,000 results (0.93 seconds) Showing results for i accidentally stepped on my dog's foot does he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but mean does he know calleo Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate. That's why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in puppies, as they're still learning bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw or tail, if you react by immediately jumping back, not doing the thing again, and giving friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting, scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle licking, things that say 'nono sorry! I'm not a threat to you!") the dog does, in fact, realize that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean and that it was accidental. ear That's also why advice to puppy owners or owners trying to retrain a dog that was never taught to not bite during play are advised to yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too rough and immediately stop play and turn away, because that's a clear signal to the dog that they hurt you and you're upset now. Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog language for that as, especially if it was during play, their intent wasn't to hurt anyone, just to have fun. They'll also tend to react that way if you yelp if they step on you. I know I've yelped at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot. plasticseeds Woah the reverse tactic Wow thefingerfuckingfemalefury glad that there is a way I can communicate an apology to a doggo if I accidentally step on their paw... because the only alternative would be exiling myself to the arctic to escape my shame This is SO IMPORTANT I am so luchadorgengar Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to train (ask) my dog to stop biting (she used to bite very hard with her very sharp teeth)
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 he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but
 mean does he know
 calleo
 Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another
 dog would react to accidentally harming a play
 mate or a pack mate.
 That's why, when dogs are playing (especially
 noticeable in puppies, as they're still learning
 bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and
 sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw
 or tail, if you react by immediately jumping
 back, not doing the thing again, and giving
 friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting,
 scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were
 another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle
 licking, things that say 'nono sorry! I'm not a
 threat to you!") the dog does, in fact, realize
 that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean
 and that it was accidental.
 ear
 That's also why advice to puppy owners or
 owners trying to retrain a dog that was never
 taught to not bite during play are advised to
 yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too
 rough and immediately stop play and turn away,
 because that's a clear signal to the dog that
 they hurt you and you're upset now.
 Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog
 language for that as, especially if it was during
 play, their intent wasn't to hurt anyone, just to
 have fun. They'll also tend to react that way if
 you yelp if they step on you. I know I've yelped
 at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is
 HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot.
 plasticseeds
 Woah the reverse tactic Wow
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 glad that there
 is a way I can communicate an apology to a
 doggo if I accidentally step on their paw...
 because the only alternative would be exiling
 myself to the arctic to escape my shame
 This is SO IMPORTANT I am so
 luchadorgengar
 Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to
 train (ask) my dog to stop biting (she used to
 bite very hard with her very sharp teeth)

Tumblr, Blog, and Boobs: GnomeofNinjas 1 month ago Then let me revise my math, as I have not had the chance to read the manga The average muzzle velocity of a M1A rifle is 2,800 feet per second, or 1909.1 miles per hour This is in fact faster than Mach 2.5. At the distance he is firing from, the bullet wouldn't have had much time to slow, so it is still traveling at approximately Mach 2.5. Her boobs are potentially going double the top speed of the F-35 fighter jet She has boobs that are still incredibly fast. Reply 16in reply to metallavery (Show the comment) boobsdontworkthatway: kazzyboii: letshearitfortheuniverse: chibisokka: canuckistanicefront: assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second. 8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like Did all of you major in boob math I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s
Tumblr, Blog, and Boobs: GnomeofNinjas 1 month ago
 Then let me revise my math, as I have not had the chance to read the manga
 The average muzzle velocity of a M1A rifle is 2,800 feet per second, or 1909.1 miles per hour
 This is in fact faster than Mach 2.5. At the distance he is firing from, the bullet wouldn't have
 had much time to slow, so it is still traveling at approximately Mach 2.5.
 Her boobs are potentially going double the top speed of the F-35 fighter jet
 She has boobs that are still incredibly fast.
 Reply 16in reply to metallavery (Show the comment)
boobsdontworkthatway:

kazzyboii:

letshearitfortheuniverse:

chibisokka:

canuckistanicefront:

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt


Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

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Cheating, Friends, and Funny: Edward-Elric32's Make a random "Sparkle Doq" MeMe! the second installment of the Possibly Cool but Possibly Ugly Series! Follow directions, first put in the correct colors, WITHOUT looking at where they are going to go on the template Put the very first color that comes to your head here Ask someone (anyone) what 1color they think best describes your personality, put it here Put your best friend's 2 Put any nutural color here (greys, browns, etc. any shade) hair color here Put the main color of your shirt here Put a lighter nutural here Put the color that you think describes your personality here Put a darker nutural here 10 Put the color of whatever your Put what hair color you wish you had here computer is sitting on now The color of the closest object to your right hand other than your computer and mouse When you read the word "shocking!" what color do you think first. put it here 6 12 But while you're here, say or draw something funny in this box Filler box!!! HEY NO CHEATING! Use 2 as ear and eye color Use 5 for the hair, then add streaks or tips using 6 Put 8 on main body Use 3 for a marking (everything that's the darker are on the back, and a marking on the face (er Use 10 for inner ears and nose Use 11 for a marking on the tail and then use it for a marking wherever else you want. Use 9 on chest underbelly. muzzle and cheeks Use 4 as the secendary color (where all the light grey Use 1 to add a marking of your choise anywhere on the legs drawing by Edward-elric32 Use 7 in anyway you want Put 12 on the claws and tongue As for the paws, and underside of tail, leave them white, or pick any of your colors to color them with Add any finishing touches you want. You may remove all the directions if you want, or leave them Make sure to leave a link to the original so your friends can do it too! gloomypurrincess: reblog with yours!![source]
Cheating, Friends, and Funny: Edward-Elric32's
 Make a random "Sparkle Doq" MeMe!
 the second installment of the Possibly Cool but Possibly Ugly Series!
 Follow directions, first put in the correct colors, WITHOUT
 looking at where they are going to go on the template
 Put the very first color that
 comes to your head here
 Ask someone (anyone) what
 1color they think best describes
 your personality, put it here
 Put your best friend's
 2 Put any nutural color here
 (greys, browns, etc. any
 shade)
 hair color here
 Put the main color of
 your shirt here
 Put a lighter nutural here
 Put the color that you think
 describes your personality here
 Put a darker nutural here
 10
 Put the color of whatever your
 Put what hair color you wish
 you had here
 computer is sitting on now
 The color of the closest object
 to your right hand other than
 your computer and mouse
 When you read the word
 "shocking!" what color do
 you think first. put it here
 6
 12
 But while you're here, say or draw
 something funny in this box
 Filler box!!!
 HEY NO CHEATING!
 Use 2 as ear
 and eye color
 Use 5 for the
 hair, then add
 streaks or tips
 using 6
 Put 8 on main body
 Use 3 for a marking
 (everything that's the
 darker are
 on the back, and a
 marking on the face
 (er
 Use 10 for
 inner ears
 and nose
 Use 11 for a
 marking on the tail
 and then use it for a
 marking wherever
 else you want.
 Use 9 on
 chest
 underbelly.
 muzzle and
 cheeks
 Use 4 as the
 secendary
 color (where all
 the light grey
 Use 1 to add a marking
 of your choise anywhere
 on the legs
 drawing by Edward-elric32
 Use 7 in anyway you want
 Put 12 on the
 claws and tongue
 As for the paws, and underside of tail, leave them
 white, or pick any of your colors to color them with
 Add any finishing touches you want.
 You may remove all the directions if you
 want, or leave them
 Make sure to leave a link to the original so
 your friends can do it too!
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Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59 katzedecimal fireandshellamar aenramsden: porygons: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: copperbadge: crowley-for-king just-shower-thoughts: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit POV Fantasy slice of life book when? Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair touch her and vet I love her still." "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end." SHOOK We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w
Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59
 katzedecimal
 fireandshellamar
 aenramsden:
 porygons:
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
 copperbadge:
 crowley-for-king
 just-shower-thoughts:
 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely
 live to be 500+ years old.
 "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us
 for our entire lives."
 These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to
 them"
 My heart wtf
 Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit
 POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
 Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints
 still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't
 ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair
 touch her and vet I love her still."
 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my
 great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so
 long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as
 my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
 take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that
 he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final
 moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life
 so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I
 know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able
 to give him this comfort until the end."
 SHOOK
We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w

We are like the guardian elves for dogs via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2wxLg1w

Children, Dank, and Dogs: crazypenguini59 katzedecimal fireandshellamar aenramsden: porygons: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: copperbadge: crowley-for-king just-shower-thoughts: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit POV Fantasy slice of life book when? Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair touch her and vet I love her still." "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end." SHOOK Were basically eternally living elves to dogs by coolguybennyk MORE MEMES
Children, Dank, and Dogs: crazypenguini59
 katzedecimal
 fireandshellamar
 aenramsden:
 porygons:
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
 copperbadge:
 crowley-for-king
 just-shower-thoughts:
 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely
 live to be 500+ years old.
 "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us
 for our entire lives."
 These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to
 them"
 My heart wtf
 Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit
 POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
 Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints
 still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't
 ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair
 touch her and vet I love her still."
 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my
 great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so
 long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as
 my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
 take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that
 he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final
 moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life
 so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I
 know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able
 to give him this comfort until the end."
 SHOOK
Were basically eternally living elves to dogs by coolguybennyk
MORE MEMES

Were basically eternally living elves to dogs by coolguybennyk MORE MEMES

Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59 katzedecimal fireandshellamar aenramsden: porygons: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: copperbadge: crowley-for-king just-shower-thoughts: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old. "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them" My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit POV Fantasy slice of life book when? Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair touch her and vet I love her still." "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end." SHOOK Were basically eternally living elves to dogs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2wvbrGi
Children, Dogs, and Family: crazypenguini59
 katzedecimal
 fireandshellamar
 aenramsden:
 porygons:
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
 copperbadge:
 crowley-for-king
 just-shower-thoughts:
 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely
 live to be 500+ years old.
 "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us
 for our entire lives."
 These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to
 them"
 My heart wtf
 Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit
 POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
 Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints
 still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't
 ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair
 touch her and vet I love her still."
 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my
 great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so
 long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as
 my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
 take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that
 he cares for.My only hope is that I am able to last until his final
 moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life
 so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I
 know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able
 to give him this comfort until the end."
 SHOOK
Were basically eternally living elves to dogs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2wvbrGi

Were basically eternally living elves to dogs via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2wvbrGi

Advice, Ass, and Dogs: Web Videos Images Shopping News More Search tools About 451,000 results (0.93 seconds) Showing results for i accidentally stepped on my dog's foot does he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but i mean does he know luchadorgengar thefingerfuckingfemalefury plasticseeds calleo Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate. That's why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in puppies, as they're still learning bite inhibition), and one dog yelps loudly and sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw or tail, if you react by immediately jumping back, not doing the thing again, and giving friendly, appeasing gestures (nice petting, ear scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle licking, things that say nono sorry! Im not a threat to you!") the dog does, in fact, realize that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean and that it was accidental That's also why advice to puppy owners or owners trying to retrain a dog that was never taught to not bite during play are advised to yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too rough and immediately stop play and turn away, because that's a clear signal to the dog that they hurt you and you're upset now Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog language for that as, especially if it was during play, their intent wasn't to hurt anyone, just to have fun. They'lI also tend to react that way if you yelp if they step on you. 1 know I've yelped at Bear a few times because his big 105lb ass is HEAVY and does not feel nice on a foot. Woah the reverse tactic wow This is SO IMPORTANT 1 am so glad that there is a way 1 can communicate an apology to a doggo if I accidentally step on their paw...because the only alternative would be exiling myself to the arctic to escape my shame Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to train (ask) my dog to stop biting (she used to bite very hard with her very sharp teeth) (via clearbrightlight) How to apologize to a dog
Advice, Ass, and Dogs: Web Videos Images Shopping News More
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 About 451,000 results (0.93 seconds)
 Showing results for i accidentally stepped on my dog's foot does
 he understand that it was an accident???? like i said sorry but i
 mean does he know
 luchadorgengar
 thefingerfuckingfemalefury
 plasticseeds
 calleo
 Yes, if you react in a way similar to how another dog would
 react to accidentally harming a play mate or a pack mate.
 That's why, when dogs are playing (especially noticeable in
 puppies, as they're still learning bite inhibition), and one dog
 yelps loudly and sharply, like a dog does if you step on its paw or
 tail, if you react by immediately jumping back, not doing the
 thing again, and giving friendly, appeasing gestures (nice
 petting, ear scratching, chin scratching, etc...or if you were
 another dog, submissive gestures, muzzle licking, things that
 say nono sorry! Im not a threat to you!") the dog does, in fact,
 realize that you weren't attacking or trying to be mean and that
 it was accidental
 That's also why advice to puppy owners or owners trying to
 retrain a dog that was never taught to not bite during play are
 advised to yelp like a hurt dog if their puppy/dog gets too rough
 and immediately stop play and turn away, because that's a clear
 signal to the dog that they hurt you and you're upset now
 Most dogs will immediately 'apologize' in dog language for that
 as, especially if it was during play, their intent wasn't to hurt
 anyone, just to have fun. They'lI also tend to react that way if
 you yelp if they step on you. 1 know I've yelped at Bear a few
 times because his big 105lb ass is HEAVY and does not feel nice
 on a foot.
 Woah the reverse tactic wow
 This is SO IMPORTANT 1 am so glad that there is a way 1 can
 communicate an apology to a doggo if I accidentally step on their
 paw...because the only alternative would be exiling myself to the
 arctic to escape my shame
 Can confirm this works btw, I used this info to train (ask) my dog to
 stop biting (she used to bite very hard with her very sharp teeth)
 (via clearbrightlight)
How to apologize to a dog

How to apologize to a dog

Be Like, Children, and Coca-Cola: speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo speedoweedo ndiecity speedoweedo speedoweedo on a list of dumb shit i know: o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it. What else? o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream. o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to vitamin A poisoning o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was intended to be a medicine o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which he believed caused health problems o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap me each day o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described ichthyophobe A treasure trove of trivia
Be Like, Children, and Coca-Cola: speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 ndiecity
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its
 hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual
 grass for some reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so they used hair
 textures colored green
 o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked
 nixon for the title and was awarded it.
 What else?
 o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where
 mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it
 so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and
 make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear
 can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be
 like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his
 disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN
 o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every
 year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with
 his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their
 muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to
 vitamin A poisoning
 o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was
 intended to be a medicine
 o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off
 masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which
 he believed caused health problems
 o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to
 write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic
 magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on
 mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap
 me each day
 o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described
 ichthyophobe
A treasure trove of trivia

A treasure trove of trivia

Children, Family, and Fresh: crazypenguini59: katzedecimal: fireandshellamari: enramsden: porygons: thefingerfuckingtemalefury: copperbadge: crowley-for-king: iust-shower-thoughts: In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives." “These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them My heart wtf Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit. POV Fantasy slice of life book when? "Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't touch her and vet I love her still. "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end." SHOOK Humans are like elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old
Children, Family, and Fresh: crazypenguini59:
 katzedecimal:
 fireandshellamari:
 enramsden:
 porygons:
 thefingerfuckingtemalefury:
 copperbadge:
 crowley-for-king:
 iust-shower-thoughts:
 In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely
 live to be 500+ years old
 "They live so long...but the good ones still bond with us
 for our entire lives."
 “These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to
 them
 My heart wtf
 Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
 POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
 "Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints
 ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair
 still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn't
 touch her and vet I love her still.
 "For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my
 great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so
 long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as
 my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not
 take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that
 he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final
 moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life
 so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I
 know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able
 to give him this comfort until the end."
 SHOOK
Humans are like elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old

Humans are like elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old

Dad, Goals, and Love: <p><a href="http://valkyrie-actual.tumblr.com/post/144364049783/red-faced-wolf-freexcitizen" class="tumblr_blog">valkyrie-actual</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://red-faced-wolf.tumblr.com/post/144363453100/freexcitizen-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">red-faced-wolf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freexcitizen.tumblr.com/post/144352403267">freexcitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/144352069839">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/144349567865">therevenantrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hookndhaul.tumblr.com/post/144348886863">hookndhaul</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Gun Control”<br/> #guncontrolagenda #guncontrol #gun #nra #control #target #8c3being8c3</p> </blockquote> <p>This kid’s got more muzzle control than some of the adult fudds at my local range.</p> <p>Nice shooting, little man. Nice education, dad.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best pistol caliber SBR argument I’ve seen yet. </p> </blockquote> <p>This is so badass</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mVBOCxgRydj6edn2TKGlBww">@rockytop-love</a> parent goals <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mA8-2fL0fo0lM7agpFJ6RsA">@starryeyedluna</a></blockquote> <p>My child</p></blockquote> <p>Dang yes. This kid is ready.</p>
Dad, Goals, and Love: <p><a href="http://valkyrie-actual.tumblr.com/post/144364049783/red-faced-wolf-freexcitizen" class="tumblr_blog">valkyrie-actual</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://red-faced-wolf.tumblr.com/post/144363453100/freexcitizen-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">red-faced-wolf</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freexcitizen.tumblr.com/post/144352403267">freexcitizen</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/144352069839">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/144349567865">therevenantrising</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hookndhaul.tumblr.com/post/144348886863">hookndhaul</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>“Gun Control”<br/>
#guncontrolagenda #guncontrol #gun #nra #control #target #8c3being8c3</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This kid’s got more muzzle control than some of the adult fudds at my local range.</p>
<p>Nice shooting, little man.  Nice education, dad.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is the best pistol caliber SBR argument I’ve seen yet. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is so badass</p>
</blockquote>

<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mVBOCxgRydj6edn2TKGlBww">@rockytop-love</a> parent goals <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mA8-2fL0fo0lM7agpFJ6RsA">@starryeyedluna</a></blockquote>

<p>My child</p></blockquote>

<p>Dang yes. This kid is ready.</p>

valkyrie-actual: red-faced-wolf: freexcitizen: mikeneedsadrink: therevenantrising: hookndhaul: “Gun Control” #guncontrolagenda #guncon...