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Anime, Apparently, and Bad: So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it's a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls up and I realize there's a new girl living in the house next to me. So I walk out and I notice that she's all by herself Being the good neighbor I am, I go up and ask, "Hey, I see you don't have any help. Do you need any help with moving your boxes inside?" And keep this in mind, I'm like a 6/10 on good day while this girl is an easy 9/10. Like this girl can easily be a supermodel So I ask if she needs any help and she looks me dead in the "Uh... No thanks, I'm good." "Well ok. No problem So a couple days go by after that into my yard. So I'm thinking, "Ok cranky girl. Round 2, let's go, we got this." So I take the dumb dog and I bring it over to her house and give the door a kn biggest smile says, "OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH! I don't know what I would do without him. He's like family to me. I'm so sorry that I was so mean to you the other day. I was having a bad day and took it out on you and I'm so sorry. Please let me make it up to you and take you out to dinner." So I humbly accept and we end up going out to dinner that night. Now, we don't have much in common. Like, I'm into video games and anime and she's into all this white girl stuff like makeup, Starbucks, and all that other shit. But, we have a good time. And I mean, this girl is WAY out of my league so who am I to complain? So then we hang out more frequently, I visit her and she visits me and now I'm in a good relationship with this extremely hot chick. A couple weeks go by, we continue this, and I see a moving truck come in from the other direction. I go out to greet the new neighbor and I see a cute girl come out of the moving truck. Now this girl is cute. She isn't supermodel hot, but she's cute. I would say she's like a 7/10. So I go up to her and say, "Hey, I see you don't have any help with with the stiest grimace on her face and says, eed anything, just give a little knock on the door and I'll come o led attempt and this girl's dumb, small chihuahua jumps over the fence and gets She opens the door and with the stuff i I hel Luckil e says, "Ye ure. Um, take this box and put it in the living room It's the first room to the right, you can't miss it." So I go to pick up the box and I realize that it's labeled "Video Games." The box wasn't taped very well, so I peek into the box and I'm seeing some serious video games. I'm seeing Final Fantasy 7-9 black label, a mint copy of Illusion of Gaia. Like, what girl even knows what that game is!? So I ask, "Hey, is this a box of your boyfriend's stuff?" and she responds with, "No, I don't have a boyfriend. That stuff's mine so make sure not to drop it." So now I know this girl is actually the coolest girl ever elp the girl move her stuff in and we hang out afterwards. We go t to lunch and we off. We ended up ust talking about video games the whole time and it was amazing. NowI don't forget, s ve a friend to talk nerd shit with and a cute as 10. And I also have this 9/10 girlfriend with me. And again, I'm just a 6/10 so righ w, I'm living dream So a couple weeks go by and my girl nd comes up to me and says, "Hey, so this may sound weird, but I don't want time with her and I'm honestly a little with that girl anymore. You're d more time with me us and want you to s We try to talk t me an we can a and it'll be great." She says, "Wel So next day, my girlfriend comes up to me and says, "Uh, "Wait, what? Why not? What happened?" "Yeah she told me that you're hers now and if I ever go near you again, she is going to kill me." Il give it a shot. I'll try to talk to her tomorrow ah you can't see that girl ever again." I thin u're overreacting a little bit. She do tha seem t type of perso Sh s going to fucking murder me I can't imagine tha I go up to 7/10's house the next day and give it a little knock on the door but nobody answers. I try the doorbel nothing. Give her a call, text her, no answer. So then I call my girlfriend, try to tell her that she wasn't there and I'I try again tomorrow. But again, no answer. So I go kn Il try to straighten this an morroW her ho knock on the door and still no answer. Next da knock* r and I do w what's going So day after day goes by and eventually, week after week and I'm getting nothing turns up. I call their family and friends and they know nothing. And after weeks of all this, I just give up Then I turn the news on one day, and I see the 7/10 girl getting carried away in handcuffs. And, she's covered in blood from head to toe. She's screaming and yelling at the camera saying, "She's dead, you're next." A couple days go by and the autopsy reports are coming in, and its all over the internet. Apparently, not only did she kill my gorgeous 9/10 girlfriend, but parts of her were missing. Chunks of her arms and legs were gone and it seems that the 7/10 girl ate parts of my girlfriend. Bit and chewed into her Now I'm thinking to myself that I had the two most amazing girls in my life. And I'm here, 6/10, just worried out of my mind because I can't get the image out of my head of her screaming into the cameras saying, "She's dead next. She's dead you're next." And I'm going crazy, I'm screaming and writing it in blood on the walls, "She's dead, you're next. She's dead you're next." AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO DO ANYMORE And it raises the question: Why is 6 afraid of 7? ng. I pu in the missing persons but memehumor: This Joke Proves Why Jealous Girlfriends Are Not to Be Trustedhttp://memehumor.tumblr.com
Anime, Apparently, and Bad: So I recently moved into a new neighborhood and it's a pretty nice area. After a couple of weeks, a moving truck pulls
 up and I realize there's a new girl living in the house next to me. So I walk out and I notice that she's all by herself
 Being the good neighbor I am, I go up and ask, "Hey, I see you don't have any help. Do you need any help with
 moving your boxes inside?"
 And keep this in mind, I'm like a 6/10 on good day while this girl is an easy 9/10. Like this girl can easily be a
 supermodel
 So I ask if she needs any help and she looks me dead in the
 "Uh... No thanks, I'm good."
 "Well ok. No problem
 So a couple days go by after that
 into my yard. So I'm thinking, "Ok cranky girl. Round 2, let's go, we got this."
 So I take the dumb dog and I bring it over to her house and give the door a kn
 biggest smile says, "OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH! I don't know what I would do without him. He's like family to
 me. I'm so sorry that I was so mean to you the other day. I was having a bad day and took it out on you and I'm so
 sorry. Please let me make it up to you and take you out to dinner."
 So I humbly accept and we end up going out to dinner that night. Now, we don't have much in common. Like, I'm into
 video games and anime and she's into all this white girl stuff like makeup, Starbucks, and all that other shit. But, we
 have a good time. And I mean, this girl is WAY out of my league so who am I to complain? So then we hang out more
 frequently, I visit her and she visits me and now I'm in a good relationship with this extremely hot chick.
 A couple weeks go by, we continue this, and I see a moving truck come in from the other direction. I go out to greet
 the new neighbor and I see a cute girl come out of the moving truck. Now this girl is cute. She isn't supermodel hot,
 but she's cute. I would say she's like a 7/10. So I go up to her and say, "Hey, I see you don't have any help with
 with the
 stiest grimace on her face and says,
 eed anything, just give a little knock on the door and I'll come o
 led attempt and this girl's dumb, small chihuahua jumps over the fence and gets
 She opens the door and with the
 stuff i
 I hel
 Luckil
 e says, "Ye
 ure. Um, take this box and put it in the living room
 It's the first room to the right, you can't miss it."
 So I go to pick up the box and I realize that it's labeled "Video Games." The box wasn't taped very well, so I peek into
 the box and I'm seeing some serious video games. I'm seeing Final Fantasy 7-9 black label, a mint copy of Illusion of
 Gaia. Like, what girl even knows what that game is!? So I ask, "Hey, is this a box of your boyfriend's stuff?" and she
 responds with, "No, I don't have a boyfriend. That stuff's mine so make sure not to drop it." So now I know this girl is
 actually the coolest girl ever
 elp the girl move her stuff in and we hang out afterwards. We go
 t to lunch and we
 off. We ended up
 ust talking about video games the whole time and it was amazing. NowI
 don't forget, s
 ve a friend to talk nerd shit with and
 a cute as
 10. And I also have this 9/10 girlfriend with me. And again, I'm just a 6/10 so righ
 w, I'm living
 dream
 So a couple weeks go by and my girl
 nd comes up to me and says, "Hey, so this may sound weird, but I don't want
 time with her and I'm honestly a little
 with that girl anymore. You're
 d more time with me
 us and
 want you to s
 We
 try to talk t
 me
 an
 we can a
 and it'll be great." She says, "Wel
 So next day, my girlfriend comes up to me and says, "Uh,
 "Wait, what? Why not? What happened?"
 "Yeah she told me that you're hers now and if I ever go near you again, she is going to kill me."
 Il give it a shot. I'll try to talk to her tomorrow
 ah you can't see that girl ever again."
 I thin
 u're overreacting a little bit. She do
 tha
 seem
 t type of perso
 Sh
 s going to fucking murder me
 I can't imagine tha
 I go up to 7/10's house the next day and give it a little knock on the door but nobody answers. I try the doorbel
 nothing. Give her a call, text her, no answer. So then I call my girlfriend, try to tell her that she wasn't there and I'I
 try again tomorrow. But again, no answer. So I go
 kn
 Il try to straighten this
 an
 morroW
 her ho
 knock on the door and still no answer. Next da
 knock*
 r and I do
 w what's going
 So day after day goes by and eventually, week after week and I'm getting
 nothing turns up. I call their family and friends and they know nothing. And after weeks of all this, I just give up
 Then I turn the news on one day, and I see the 7/10 girl getting carried away in handcuffs. And, she's covered in
 blood from head to toe. She's screaming and yelling at the camera saying, "She's dead, you're next." A couple days
 go by and the autopsy reports are coming in, and its all over the internet. Apparently, not only did she kill my
 gorgeous 9/10 girlfriend, but parts of her were missing. Chunks of her arms and legs were gone and it seems that the
 7/10 girl ate parts of my girlfriend. Bit and chewed into her
 Now I'm thinking to myself that I had the two most amazing girls in my life. And I'm here, 6/10, just worried out of
 my mind because I can't get the image out of my head of her screaming into the cameras saying, "She's dead
 next. She's dead you're next." And I'm going crazy, I'm screaming and writing it in blood on the walls, "She's dead,
 you're next. She's dead you're next." AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO DO ANYMORE
 And it raises the question: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
 ng. I pu
 in the missing persons but
memehumor:

This Joke Proves Why Jealous Girlfriends Are Not to Be Trustedhttp://memehumor.tumblr.com

memehumor: This Joke Proves Why Jealous Girlfriends Are Not to Be Trustedhttp://memehumor.tumblr.com