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30-minute-memes:Nope not gonna do it

minute: Wait a minute…. by silentwrath47 MORE MEMES

Wait a minute…. by silentwrath47 MORE MEMES

minute: Wait a minute…

Wait a minute…

minute: 30-minute-memes:Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

30-minute-memes:Why doesn’t the google app have a dark mode?

minute: Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

minute: Wait a minute

Wait a minute

minute: Took me a minute…

Took me a minute…

minute: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3? IdkI was referring to the meme not the daft caption Fair

feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @rando...

minute: feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of the admech W….what have toasters to do with World War 3?

feniczoroark: 30-minute-memes: Imagine calling it a world war when only 2 countries have beef @randomnightlord Greatest questions of...

minute: When you get tired of seeing ight imma head out memes Time to abandon Ship! made with mematic 3471 30-minute-memes: Made with mematic

30-minute-memes: Made with mematic

minute: at ts scrabblezard: thedarkdomain: Wait a minute… This is what American politics is like

scrabblezard: thedarkdomain: Wait a minute… This is what American politics is like

minute: you are like the tide- you are beautiful, and hard to resist; but the minute i come running to you, you pull away. g.h. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: at ts scrabblezard: thedarkdomain: Wait a minute… This is what American politics is like

scrabblezard: thedarkdomain: Wait a minute… This is what American politics is like

minute: LIVE WE TRACK STORMS RAIN CREATES WET ROADS rve ARC OF JACKSON COUNTY:DELAY GO TO WAFF.COM A Every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

minute: USA REST OF THE A WESTERN WORLD IRAN LETS GO. IN AND OUT. 20 MINUTE ADVENTURE Come on Morty….

Come on Morty….

minute: Facts that can save your life. If you vomit and it looks like coffee grounds, you need to get to a hospital. You're bleeding somew The partially digested blood comes up looking like coffee grounds. here and it's reaching your stomach If you ever almost drown to the point of throwing up water or passing out, even if you feel 100% fine, get to a hospital. Your lungs can unwittingly self-fill up with fluid over the next few hours. When having a heart attack, you don't swallow asprin, you chew it. Then swallow. If you're ever somewhere really high (e.g hiking) and you hear crunchy/crinkling noises in the air and/or feel static electricity (like your hair standing up) . get out of there immediately, lightning is on it's way If you're at the beach and the ocean suddenly recedes, get to high ground. ASAP Rohypnol, the date rape drug, has a salty taste to it. Utrafacts.umblr.com mizukiinozomii: spsyched: ladyofthegeneral: bonnieblue85: keeping-up-with-the-jenners: just-the-way-youre-not: ultrafacts: Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts THIS IS SO IMPORTANT Reblogging because I care about you guys Important Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. Everyone should reblog this! Very useful.

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minute: © * 67% ll CC ? 12:20 AM YOU MATCHED W N 1/5/20 gingers definitely do it better, how about a poem about chairs? Today 12:16 AM They have four legs, but aren't alive We all need chairs, to live and thrive If it has three legs, it's called a stool And i think that, is pretty cool A chair's no good, without it's table Come sit for a minute, if you're able Chairs are cool, yeah, chairs are neat But I have a face, so take a seat? Type a message Send GIF I have in my bio that i will write a poem on a topic of their choice.

I have in my bio that i will write a poem on a topic of their choice.

minute: anneonomus That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart BoardsTM around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition space-ex an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds 30-minute-memes: The smoothness of SmartBoards is godly

30-minute-memes: The smoothness of SmartBoards is godly

minute: (? r/AskReddit A u/S-Eleni • 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 1 4.5k 1 Share 2.0k Y BEST COMMENTS NicNoletree · 11h 否1Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. + Reply 1.4k jeremy1015 · 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON object. The top level is a key called "events" and the value is an unsorted array. 217 JuniorSenior Trainee · 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actually just a misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven days when I probably should've spent years on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven days so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break any minute now. 159 Ar4n · 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested. That’s a lot of data

That’s a lot of data

minute: I thought this lady was staring at me for 5-minutes until I realized it was a damn magazine. It took me a minute too

It took me a minute too

minute: When you're watching Chopped and a chef decides to make a vinaigrette with less than a minute left

minute: Leah Frances Greenberg @Leahgreenb to everyone on twitter askingif there's a plan for what comes next: the President of the United States has a 3-minute attention span, zero ability to regulate emotions, can't find Iran on a map, and is currently tweeting low-res American flag graphics. of course there's no plan 9:43 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App 3,021 Retweets 10.5K Likes There is no plan

There is no plan

minute: USA REST OF THE WESTERN WORLD IRAN LETS GO. IN AND OUT. 20 MINUTE ADVENTURE 5 YEARS LATER USA Rest of the world 01 /С ШI 20 minute adventure

20 minute adventure

minute: A Galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjoy a minute of it.

minute: m@thew @TweetPotato314 Interviewer: give me an example of when you've been a team player Me: once my friend wanted to sleep with this girl but she was married Interviewer: and you? Me: distracted her husband with an interview Wait a minute

Wait a minute

minute: r/Jokes u/rnzerk • 27d My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said, "Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?" A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend. I'm really happy that my prayer worked. 1 Share 27.3k 364 berree-dhone: invenblocker: wickedwonderlandd: I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

berree-dhone: invenblocker: wickedwonderlandd: I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

minute: he's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: I can talk to hundreds of people in one day but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: 30-minute-memes Australia is fucking mental this is an actual photo of a dog eating a shark while two snakes fight to the death littledeludeddupes those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry I posted something from Reddit, then it gets to r/tumblr and now im stealing my meme back

I posted something from Reddit, then it gets to r/tumblr and now im stealing my meme back

minute: I can talk to hundreds of people in one day but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: I thought there were two ppl in this pic Wait a minute

Wait a minute

minute: When someone tries to sneak in a "last minute" selfie peace was never an option Peace will never be an option!

Peace will never be an option!

minute: I put my leg out of Something the bed to spite the "demons" grabs my leg I DON'T It's just my OWN A CAT cat Wait a minute…something’s wrong

Wait a minute…something’s wrong

minute: Andrew changed his Profile picture. Like Comment 4 minutes ago O Andrew Eric likes this. Is tht cranberry juice about a minute ago · Like 3 1 Andrew no thats my girlfriend Meirl

Meirl

minute: he's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: Nerdy PoC @NerdyPoC #RoseTico played by the iconic Kelly Marie Tran only has 1min 16 sec of screen time, out the 2h 22m runtime of #StarWarsX: #TheRiseOfSkywalkerX. Source: @Slate Traducir Tweet 2:55 a. m. - 26 dic. 2019 · Twitter for iPhone uncawanwo:ONE. FUCKING. MINUTE. JUST. ONE.

uncawanwo:ONE. FUCKING. MINUTE. JUST. ONE.

minute: KTMJ The Office 2:00 am rovi 2:30 am PG (L, D) Michael comes up with an idea that causes a huge problem in the office. 2:00 am Tue. 8/7 Up to the Minute 4 KCTV Pa Paid Program KTKA CW M. The Office KTMJ 7. XXX Summer Olym KSNT

minute: T he ONLY VALid meASURemeNt OF Code QUALITY: WTFS/miNUTe WTE IS WTF U HS SI11L WTF wTF dude, code review WTF code Review, WTF WTF BAd code. Good code. Finally reading Clean Code and came across this in the intro

Finally reading Clean Code and came across this in the intro

minute: I don't belong in a tank Just kidding, this isawesome! feniczoroark: blood-trip-god: 30-minute-memes: me_irl Promo poster for the unannounced Sabaton/Gojira tour @randomnightlord

feniczoroark: blood-trip-god: 30-minute-memes: me_irl Promo poster for the unannounced Sabaton/Gojira tour @randomnightlord

minute: he's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: WE ALL HAVE “THE CHAIR' 30-minute-memes:Attempts to clean it are temporary and futile.

30-minute-memes:Attempts to clean it are temporary and futile.

minute: SteadmanTM @AsteadWesley went to walgreens to buy last minute gifts on the low and ran into my father Look at us. Hey, look at us. Who would have thought?

Look at us. Hey, look at us. Who would have thought?

When you wrote a new DDOS Tool and you use your victim as QA

minute: because i could watch you for a single minute and find a thousand things that I love about you (cm) https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: r/Jokes u/rnzerk • 27d My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said, "Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?" A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend. I'm really happy that my prayer worked. 1 Share 27.3k 364 jehovahhthickness: theeforvendetta: okayysophia: invenblocker: wickedwonderlandd: I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute. This is real lol

jehovahhthickness: theeforvendetta: okayysophia: invenblocker: wickedwonderlandd: I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute....

minute: VISITING MY HOME TOWN AND FINALLY GET TO SEE MY FRIENDS EVERYONE CANCELS AT THE LAST MINUTE imgflip.com Every time

Every time

minute: because i could watch you for a single minute and find a thousand things that I love about you (cm) https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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minute: he's annoying, he's hilarious, he's the world's biggest asshole, he makes me want to scream, he ruins my day and saves it at the last minute, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, i hate his guts, and he's everything i want. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

minute: Why di d you have to show up ? I was alone and perfectly fine.. of each slow minute. Aware Then |And while at you.. you were there... I was staring pain ful „Time disappeared without Now I'll never know how Sad life noticing. me my Could have been. WWw.lunarbaboon.com Disappear

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