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middle earth: takennnvworst wound at this par, having ooked my last upon thatHaugh henceforth I will call nothing fai which is fairest. iniess it be her gift to me ased her for one hair from her golden head. What was it? She gave me three This is my favorite fucking scene If you've read the Simarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who created the Silmarils three indescibably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining. silver-gold hair He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time Galadriel refused him. Even when she was young. Galadriels ability to see into other's hearts was very strong, and she knew that Feanor was illed with nothing but fire and greed Fast forward to the end of the Third Age Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out her parting gifts to the Fellowship. Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she doesn t know what to offer a Dwarf Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure.just a single strand of hair to remember her beauty by She gives him three. Three. And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of his life anyway Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after all Everyone look at this great fucking post maire awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM Not mine but wow
middle earth: takennnvworst wound at this
 par, having ooked my last upon thatHaugh henceforth I will call nothing fai
 which is fairest.
 iniess it be her gift to me
 ased her for one hair from
 her golden head.
 What was it?
 She gave me three
 This is my favorite fucking scene
 If you've read the Simarillion, you know who Feanor was. If you don't, Feanor was the dickhead who
 created the Silmarils three indescibably beautiful and magical jewels that contained the light and
 essence of the world before it became flawed. They were the catalyst for basically every important
 thing that happened in the First Age of Middle Earth
 It is thought that the inspiration for the Silmarils came to Feanor from the sight of Galadriel's shining.
 silver-gold hair
 He begged her three times for single strand of her beautiful hair. And every time Galadriel refused
 him. Even when she was young. Galadriels ability to see into other's hearts was very strong, and she
 knew that Feanor was illed with nothing but fire and greed
 Fast forward to the end of the Third Age
 Gimli, visiting Lorien, is also struck by Galadriel's beauty. During the scene where she's passing out
 her parting gifts to the Fellowship. Galadriel stops empty-handed in front of Gimli, because she
 doesn t know what to offer a Dwarf Gimli tells her no gold, no treasure.just a single strand of hair
 to remember her beauty by
 She gives him three. Three.
 And this is why Gimli gets to be an Elf Friend, people Because Galadriel looks at him and thinks he
 deserves what she refused the greatest Elf who ever lived and then twice that. And because he
 has no idea of the significance of what she's just given him, but he's going to treasure it the rest of
 his life anyway
 Just look at that smile on Legolas's face in the last panel. He gets it. He knows the backstory. And
 I'm pretty sure this is the moment he reconsiders whether Elves and Dwarves can't be friends after
 all
 Everyone look at this great fucking post
 maire awesome pictures at THEMETAPICTURE.COM
Not mine but wow

Not mine but wow

middle earth: H, HAHAL! CANNOT BELIEvE THE ER MARRYING AN ELF NO LESS! AYE SUCH BEAU, WASTED ON İRST THEIR DAMN KIND THE SINGLE TIME THEY MANAGE TO SEDUCE ONE OF OUR O WN ELVEN EYES IT BE GHM THE RAVISHING 6 HM nyodrite: fozmeadows: words-writ-in-starlight: jam-art: thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere this is my headcanon and you will never take it from me. listen, just Listen for a second, okay. Gimli Gloinul is from the line of Durin okay, he’s from the line of KINGS, his bloodline stands up against Legolas’ perfectly, if the elves and dwarves got their shit together for a hot second they would be like “YES, PERFECT, A DIPLOMATIC MARRIAGE TO BIND OUR HOUSES TOGETHER AND NEVER SHALL THE TWAIN THROW ONE ANOTHER TO DRAGONS…again.”  because you have a king’s son and a king’s nephew which, well, I love Dain but he’s not an EREBOR KING and GIMLI IS FROM THE FAMILY OF EREBOR KINGS. And Gimli acts like he’s from the line of Erebor kings, too, okay, he’s a diplomat and a warrior and a nobleman, he’s the sort of person who SAYS things like ‘faithless is he who says fairwell when the road darkens’ and stares down Elrond Peredhil in his own home when his strength and faith are questioned.  And he’s the kind of person who swears his allegiance to people he barely knows because it’s Right and Good and Gimli knows it. And Thorin Oakenshield was handsome, and his sister the lady Dis is beautiful, and Gimli’s cousins Fili and Kili were fine young dwarrows, and Gimli’s mother is a great beauty. Basically my point here is that Gimli, proud strong gimli with his firebeard hair and bold laugh and mithril tongue and clever fingers, broke the hearts of everyone in Erebor and not a few people outside of Erebor when he married a goddamn elf.  Like.  Not even Arwen Undomiel (WHO MARRIED A GODDAMN HUMAN, it’s been a weird couple of years in Middle-Earth, everyone wonders strongly if they’ve been drinking too much).  Like he’s not even marrying a great beauty of the elves, Legolas isn’t ugly by elvish standards but also he’s nothing particularly special, and he’s not a great diplomat, and he’s BARELY a king’s son because everyone knows that Mirkwood elves are…a little odd.  Legolas is a big cheerful hunter who sings songs he doesn’t remember all of, who chatters to trees and has no sense of the right thing to say even if he’s developed enough self-preservation to know the wrong thing to say, and FOR THE LOVE OF MAHAL HE FIGHTS WITH A BOW. “GIMLI” Gloin bellows “YOU TURNED DOWN THIRTY-TWO SUITORS FROM FINE DWARVISH LINES FOR THIS” “Ignore him, amrâlime, he’ll get over it” Gimli says in amusement as he beckons Legolas over to his forge, where he’s carefully smithing mithril-inlaid gold marriage clasps that will grip fine elvish hair.  It’s too hot in the forge to wear shirts, if you’re working.  Every dwarf in twenty feet stops what they’re doing to watch Gimli’s biceps flex as he holds up a jewel for Legolas’ inspection. “YOU COULD HAVE HAD A HAREM” Gloin wails from down the hall. #a headcanon I never knew I needed until this very moment @acrossthetallgreenriver
middle earth: H, HAHAL!
 CANNOT
 BELIEvE
 THE
 ER
 MARRYING
 AN
 ELF NO
 LESS!

 AYE
 SUCH BEAU,
 WASTED ON
 İRST THEIR DAMN KIND THE
 SINGLE TIME THEY MANAGE
 TO SEDUCE ONE OF OUR O WN
 ELVEN EYES
 IT BE GHM THE RAVISHING
 6

 HM
nyodrite:

fozmeadows:


words-writ-in-starlight:

jam-art:
thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere
this is my headcanon and you will never take it from me.
listen, just Listen for a second, okay.
Gimli Gloinul is from the line of Durin okay, he’s from the line of KINGS, his bloodline stands up against Legolas’ perfectly, if the elves and dwarves got their shit together for a hot second they would be like “YES, PERFECT, A DIPLOMATIC MARRIAGE TO BIND OUR HOUSES TOGETHER AND NEVER SHALL THE TWAIN THROW ONE ANOTHER TO DRAGONS…again.”  because you have a king’s son and a king’s nephew which, well, I love Dain but he’s not an EREBOR KING and GIMLI IS FROM THE FAMILY OF EREBOR KINGS.
And Gimli acts like he’s from the line of Erebor kings, too, okay, he’s a diplomat and a warrior and a nobleman, he’s the sort of person who SAYS things like ‘faithless is he who says fairwell when the road darkens’ and stares down Elrond Peredhil in his own home when his strength and faith are questioned.  And he’s the kind of person who swears his allegiance to people he barely knows because it’s Right and Good and Gimli knows it.
And Thorin Oakenshield was handsome, and his sister the lady Dis is beautiful, and Gimli’s cousins Fili and Kili were fine young dwarrows, and Gimli’s mother is a great beauty.
Basically my point here is that Gimli, proud strong gimli with his firebeard hair and bold laugh and mithril tongue and clever fingers, broke the hearts of everyone in Erebor and not a few people outside of Erebor when he married a goddamn elf.  Like.  Not even Arwen Undomiel (WHO MARRIED A GODDAMN HUMAN, it’s been a weird couple of years in Middle-Earth, everyone wonders strongly if they’ve been drinking too much).  Like he’s not even marrying a great beauty of the elves, Legolas isn’t ugly by elvish standards but also he’s nothing particularly special, and he’s not a great diplomat, and he’s BARELY a king’s son because everyone knows that Mirkwood elves are…a little odd.  Legolas is a big cheerful hunter who sings songs he doesn’t remember all of, who chatters to trees and has no sense of the right thing to say even if he’s developed enough self-preservation to know the wrong thing to say, and FOR THE LOVE OF MAHAL HE FIGHTS WITH A BOW.
“GIMLI” Gloin bellows “YOU TURNED DOWN THIRTY-TWO SUITORS FROM FINE DWARVISH LINES FOR THIS”
“Ignore him, amrâlime, he’ll get over it” Gimli says in amusement as he beckons Legolas over to his forge, where he’s carefully smithing mithril-inlaid gold marriage clasps that will grip fine elvish hair.  It’s too hot in the forge to wear shirts, if you’re working.  Every dwarf in twenty feet stops what they’re doing to watch Gimli’s biceps flex as he holds up a jewel for Legolas’ inspection.
“YOU COULD HAVE HAD A HAREM” Gloin wails from down the hall.

#a headcanon I never knew I needed until this very moment


@acrossthetallgreenriver

nyodrite: fozmeadows: words-writ-in-starlight: jam-art: thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he m...

middle earth: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://draumbooty.tumblr.com/post/148796102331">draumbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peppermint-bones.tumblr.com/post/134426646588">peppermint-bones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainamerica-in-middle-earth.tumblr.com/post/134360821447">captainamerica-in-middle-earth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emilyblunts.tumblr.com/post/134313545900">emilyblunts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatcr0w.tumblr.com/post/134310955814">fatcr0w</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steveandsam.tumblr.com/post/134310500040">steveandsam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weinersoldier.tumblr.com/post/134310333243">weinersoldier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tisheriffic.tumblr.com/post/133914761862">tisheriffic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FIXED IT</p> </blockquote> <p>in Today’s Episode of: “The MCU Fandom Isn’t Racist, But…”</p> <p>@ op: grow the fuck up </p> </blockquote> <p>this shitty fandom is back to its “lets erase sam for another white guy!!!!” agenda, tell me how 3k people thought this was acceptable</p> </blockquote> <p>All offense OP you’re a fucking racist piece of shit<br/><br/>There’s a fuckin huge area of negative space between Steve and Bucky you couldn’t shoop his ass in there no you had to cover up Sam? That was your first thought?</p> </blockquote> <p>sam isnt even in the shot ??? watch the trailer perhaps ???</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="353" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eeda5054dfb1704734f54399702e841e/tumblr_inline_nynxr94zsQ1r1hxr0_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b899fb2d936d847e9d1954fed62d23ad/tumblr_inline_p9cmsmmtXZ1sh1tst_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="353" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eeda5054dfb1704734f54399702e841e/tumblr_inline_nynxr94zsQ1r1hxr0_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Next up on ‘tumblr gets upset over nothing’</p> </blockquote> <p>fucking lol</p> </blockquote> <p>I hope this website falls through like yahoo is saying</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crying</p>
middle earth: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://draumbooty.tumblr.com/post/148796102331">draumbooty</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainamerica-in-middle-earth.tumblr.com/post/134360821447">captainamerica-in-middle-earth</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emilyblunts.tumblr.com/post/134313545900">emilyblunts</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fatcr0w.tumblr.com/post/134310955814">fatcr0w</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steveandsam.tumblr.com/post/134310500040">steveandsam</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weinersoldier.tumblr.com/post/134310333243">weinersoldier</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tisheriffic.tumblr.com/post/133914761862">tisheriffic</a>:</p>
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<p>FIXED IT</p>
</blockquote>
<p>in Today’s Episode of: “The MCU Fandom Isn’t Racist, But…”</p>
<p>@ op: grow the fuck up </p>
</blockquote>
<p>this shitty fandom is back to its “lets erase sam for another white guy!!!!” agenda, tell me how 3k people thought this was acceptable</p>
</blockquote>
<p>All offense OP you’re a fucking racist piece of shit<br/><br/>There’s a fuckin huge area of negative space between Steve and Bucky you couldn’t shoop his ass in there no you had to cover up Sam? That was your first thought?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>sam isnt even in the shot ??? watch the trailer perhaps ???</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="353" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eeda5054dfb1704734f54399702e841e/tumblr_inline_nynxr94zsQ1r1hxr0_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b899fb2d936d847e9d1954fed62d23ad/tumblr_inline_p9cmsmmtXZ1sh1tst_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="353" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eeda5054dfb1704734f54399702e841e/tumblr_inline_nynxr94zsQ1r1hxr0_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Next up on ‘tumblr gets upset over nothing’</p>
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<p>fucking lol</p>
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<p>I hope this website falls through like yahoo is saying</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m crying</p>

<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://draumbooty.tumblr.com/post/148796102331">draumbooty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog...

middle earth: ORD OF THE RINGS RANDOM FACTS thar eveRy Fan should kou AKT 2) The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north). The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular The oldest known was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the Undying Lands he was 13a years old Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy and Bibe does so in Hobbit trilogy. to be as beautiful as the fairest maid to ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal man, choosing death in oeder to be with them. Arwen, Elrond has Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian, was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her Earth forever No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the war for Middle Earth was about te begin Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It among the blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find the young" and "slipped through windows to find cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children and babies when be could find them. When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad and ugy. That's not true There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived within the berders of oGondor. These were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil, hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim to arrive on time through the woods Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you FOR youR atcencion. Sorry, just ran out of potatoes Here's a jicama for the long post LOTR Random Facts #2
middle earth: ORD OF THE RINGS
 RANDOM FACTS
 thar
 eveRy Fan should kou
 AKT 2)
 The hobbits are actually a sub-group of men. They
 appeared in the First Age and lived by the river, pawing
 unnoticed by other races until the Third Age, when they
 settled in The Shire with the penmission of th. Kng of
 Arthedain (a kingdom of men in the north).
 The ifespan of a hobbit is longerthan that of regular
 The oldest known
 was the Old Took, who reached 1yo years. Bilbo ouelived
 the Old Took, by the time of his departure to the
 Undying Lands he was 13a years old
 Hebbits have an innate ablity to theow stones with a
 very accurate aiming. You can see in the movies how this
 s depicted, an Merry and Pippin throw stones at the ores
 n The Felowship of the Ring and in The Two Towersy
 and Bibe does so in
 Hobbit trilogy.
 to be as beautiful
 as the fairest maid to
 ever wak the world, Lothien, and shares many
 similitudes with her. The biggest one is the fact that
 both were immortal maids that fel in love with amortal
 man, choosing death in oeder to be with them.
 Arwen, Elrond has
 Elrohir They used to ride with the Rangers of the North
 and deeply hated the orcs, as their mother, Celebrian,
 was ambushed and tormented by them, damaging her
 Earth forever
 No partofthe books ever mentiens Legolas's hair
 celoue. It could be assumed that he is likely to be blonde
 due to his father's golden hair, but chances are that he
 could be dark haired, as some ilustrations depict him
 The reason for Boromir's presence in Rivendell is that his
 brother, Faramis, had a recurrent dream that little after
 Beromir dreamt toe, so he was seeking the advice o
 Elrond. In the dream a veice said some kind ef profecy
 which basicaly meant that they should look for Aragan
 in Rivendell, the One Ring was about to waken and the
 war for Middle Earth was about te begin
 Gollum story has some pretty dark and grim parts. It
 among the
 blood-drinking ghost that crept into the holes to find
 the young" and "slipped through windows to find
 cradles, suggesting that Gelum ate human children
 and babies when be could find them.
 When the Felowship is about to leave Lethorien
 Galadriel orders Gimli to ask for a gift (this can be seen
 n the extended edition of the movie), He anks fora
 single strand of Galadriel's hai, she then proceeds to cut
 three of them and gives them te GimE. What bringsa
 deep and signficant meaning to this gift, is the fact that
 she wn asked for the same thrice by the most badass of
 all the elves that ever lved, Feanor, but she always
 Many think that al the good guys in The Lord of the
 ings are white-skinned and beautiful and all the bad
 and ugy. That's not true
 There was a tribe of men caled the Druedain that lived
 within the berders of
 oGondor. These
 were short, dark skinned andr in tho eyes ofelves
 other men, ugly. Yet they were mever corrupted by evil,
 hated the orcs and his actionswere key in the outcome
 of the Battle of the Pelennos, as they aided the Rohirrim
 to arrive on time through the woods
 Char's all FoR nouu. Chank you
 FOR
 youR atcencion.
 Sorry, just ran out of potatoes
 Here's a jicama for the long post
LOTR Random Facts #2

LOTR Random Facts #2

middle earth: Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks 3 Legolas the Eit claims to beable to accuratel count boeemen and discen thelir hair oolor tyel w) 5 leagues away on a bright, suny day Make pprepriahe estetes and anque that Legilas must have vesy strange looking cyes, have some means of onvisal pendeption oe have made a lucky Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawail Legolas on physics And they told you science was no fun. IR I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in Legolas's pupil size isn't the problem here, though $leagues is 17,262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can't see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 19B feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which knowing Rohan, isnt impossible But consider Elven satellite eyeballs you mean like @sidereanuncia it's back the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares I shall never fiand peace Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Midde Earth is the same as that of Earth There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves. Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want olf oyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitranily far while everybody else is limited by this horizon bullshit Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen to0 much in this post Elves are flat-earthers This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage Source siderearuncia What do your elf eyes see?
middle earth: Theory: Nobody who
 writes a physics textbook
 gives any fucks
 3 Legolas the Eit claims to beable to accuratel
 count boeemen and discen thelir hair oolor tyel
 w) 5 leagues away on a bright, suny day Make
 pprepriahe estetes and anque that Legilas must
 have vesy strange looking cyes, have some means
 of onvisal pendeption oe have made a lucky
 Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide
 each. Now drawing kawail Legolas on physics
 And they told you science was no fun.
 IR
 I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in
 Legolas's pupil size isn't the problem here,
 though $leagues is 17,262 miles. The
 curvature of the Earth means that for a
 person of average height, the visual horizon
 is less than three miles away Even if your
 vision is telescopic and the atmosphere
 is perfectly clear, you can't see around the
 planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would
 have to be at LEAST 19B feet above sea level
 in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away,
 with nothing tall in between. Which knowing
 Rohan, isnt impossible
 But consider Elven satellite eyeballs
 you mean like
 @sidereanuncia it's back the post that I can
 only imagine haunts your nightmares
 I shall never fiand peace
 Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no
 reason to believe that the curvature of Midde
 Earth is the same as that of Earth
 There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves.
 Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the
 world was curved after the fall of Numenor
 (I believe preventing access to Valinor. But
 Elves (among others) can travel the straight
 path across it
 So middle earth is round, but not for Elves
 because magic
 So wait, the reason he can see that far is
 because Elves just have the ability to ignore
 the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It
 also means that no matter how good your
 optics got, you would always want olf oyes
 manning the spyglass because they can see
 arbitranily far while everybody else is limited
 by this horizon bullshit
 Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen to0
 much in this post
 Elves are flat-earthers
 This post went from amusing to horrifying, to
 be brought back down to amusing sprinkled
 in with some cannon explanation, and then
 you leave me here in fucking outrage
 Source siderearuncia
What do your elf eyes see?

What do your elf eyes see?

middle earth: <p><a href="http://droosy.tumblr.com/post/115804856349/for-your-original-characters-or-your-fictional" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">droosy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><i>For your original characters or your fictional favorites!</i></p> <p><b>1. </b>Everyday/casual/what they wear the most</p> <p><b>2. </b>Formal/black tie</p> <p><b>3. </b>Swimwear (ALT: on vacation)</p> <p><b>4. </b>Underwear (ALT: in a <a href="http://www.idealaunch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snuggie.jpg" target="_blank">Snuggie</a> or sweats)</p> <p><b>5. </b>Sportswear/exercise gear (ALT: trying to look tough)</p> <p><b>6. </b>Pajamas/sleepwear</p> <p><b>7.</b> At work/school (ALT: forced to attend a boring semi-formal event—graduation, family reunion, religious service, wedding, etc.)</p> <p><b>8. </b>Spring</p> <p><b>9. </b>Autumn</p> <p><b>10. </b>In very cold weather</p> <p><b>11. </b>In very hot weather</p> <p><b>12. </b>Rainy day (outdoors or indoors, your call)</p> <p><b>13. </b>Having a relaxing, lazy Sunday at home</p> <p><b>14.</b> Out in public but too tired to even try (or otherwise disheveled)</p> <p><b>15. </b>What they wear when they’re feeling confident/want to feel confident</p> <p><b>16. </b>On a date (ALT: at a restaurant/diner or enjoying a nice solitary walk/bike ride)</p> <p><b>17. </b>At a party or club (ALT: street fashion)</p> <p><b>18. </b>A favorite/prized item or outfit that they might reserve for certain occasions</p> <p><b>19. </b>What they wore as a kid/teenager (ALT: an item or outfit they love that everyone else thinks is ugly/unflattering)</p> <p><b>20. </b>In something another character made them wear (ALT: a personal item they are embarrassed to love)</p> <p><b>21. </b>Something from your wardrobe that they’d be most likely to wear (ALT: in something they would never wear in a million years and totally rocking it)</p> <p><b>22. </b>Something (esp. out of character) that would make you laugh if you saw them wear it—e.g. a goofy t-shirt, something you saw on TV, rollerskates, etc.</p> <p><b>23. </b>Incognito</p> <p><b>24. </b>Ugly sweater/thrift/vintage</p> <p><b>25. </b>Costume/cosplay (ALT: what they’d wear in a fictional universe of your choosing—e.g. in Middle Earth, as a Crystal Gem, as a Pokémon trainer, aboard Serenity, etc.)</p> <p><b>26. </b>Retro/period costume (ALT: the  future or, if applicable, what they’d look like in contemporary society/our universe)</p> <p><b>27. </b>Subculture of your choice</p> <p><b>28. </b>In a ridiculously luxurious/regal ensemble (if they already dress ostentatiously, give them a makeunder)</p> <p><b>29. </b>Palette swap! Use a color scheme they wouldn’t normally wear—e.g. pastels if they usually wear all black, neons if they’re otherwise into neutrals</p> <p><b>30.</b> Any of the alternative prompts you’d like to try (ALT: WILD CARD!!)</p> </blockquote>
middle earth: <p><a href="http://droosy.tumblr.com/post/115804856349/for-your-original-characters-or-your-fictional" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">droosy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><i>For your original characters or your fictional favorites!</i></p>
<p><b>1. </b>Everyday/casual/what they wear the most</p>
<p><b>2. </b>Formal/black tie</p>
<p><b>3. </b>Swimwear (ALT: on vacation)</p>
<p><b>4. </b>Underwear (ALT: in a <a href="http://www.idealaunch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/snuggie.jpg" target="_blank">Snuggie</a> or sweats)</p>
<p><b>5. </b>Sportswear/exercise gear (ALT: trying to look tough)</p>
<p><b>6. </b>Pajamas/sleepwear</p>
<p><b>7.</b> At work/school (ALT: forced to attend a boring semi-formal event—graduation, family reunion, religious service, wedding, etc.)</p>
<p><b>8. </b>Spring</p>
<p><b>9. </b>Autumn</p>
<p><b>10. </b>In very cold weather</p>
<p><b>11. </b>In very hot weather</p>
<p><b>12. </b>Rainy day (outdoors or indoors, your call)</p>
<p><b>13. </b>Having a relaxing, lazy Sunday at home</p>
<p><b>14.</b> Out in public but too tired to even try (or otherwise disheveled)</p>
<p><b>15. </b>What they wear when they’re feeling confident/want to feel confident</p>
<p><b>16. </b>On a date (ALT: at a restaurant/diner or enjoying a nice solitary walk/bike ride)</p>
<p><b>17. </b>At a party or club (ALT: street fashion)</p>
<p><b>18. </b>A favorite/prized item or outfit that they might reserve for certain occasions</p>
<p><b>19. </b>What they wore as a kid/teenager (ALT: an item or outfit they love that everyone else thinks is ugly/unflattering)</p>
<p><b>20. </b>In something another character made them wear (ALT: a personal item they are embarrassed to love)</p>
<p><b>21. </b>Something from your wardrobe that they’d be most likely to wear (ALT: in something they would never wear in a million years and totally rocking it)</p>
<p><b>22. </b>Something (esp. out of character) that would make you laugh if you saw them wear it—e.g. a goofy t-shirt, something you saw on TV, rollerskates, etc.</p>
<p><b>23. </b>Incognito</p>
<p><b>24. </b>Ugly sweater/thrift/vintage</p>
<p><b>25. </b>Costume/cosplay (ALT: what they’d wear in a fictional universe of your choosing—e.g. in Middle Earth, as a Crystal Gem, as a Pokémon trainer, aboard Serenity, etc.)</p>
<p><b>26. </b>Retro/period costume (ALT: the  future or, if applicable, what they’d look like in contemporary society/our universe)</p>
<p><b>27. </b>Subculture of your choice</p>
<p><b>28. </b>In a ridiculously luxurious/regal ensemble (if they already dress ostentatiously, give them a makeunder)</p>
<p><b>29. </b>Palette swap! Use a color scheme they wouldn’t normally wear—e.g. pastels if they usually wear all black, neons if they’re otherwise into neutrals</p>
<p><b>30.</b> Any of the alternative prompts you’d like to try (ALT: WILD CARD!!)</p>
</blockquote>

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middle earth: PURTHWHILE WORSHI con Alert Ded Ju 1999 Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As 10 Masturbation Toy n SS O For America's CHURON STORE ONGOİNG ACTION ALERT ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED JULY 1999 <p><a href="https://too-easy-being-green.tumblr.com/post/166756616792/startrekrenegades-warpedchyld" class="tumblr_blog">too-easy-being-green</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://startrekrenegades.tumblr.com/post/139410904565/warpedchyld-captainamerica-in-middle-earth" class="tumblr_blog">startrekrenegades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warpedchyld.tumblr.com/post/138870950794">warpedchyld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainamerica-in-middle-earth.tumblr.com/post/137908318917">captainamerica-in-middle-earth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obiewans.tumblr.com/post/137905094146">obiewans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>my stomach hurts</p></blockquote> <p>Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did</p> </blockquote> <p>I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up</p> </blockquote> <p>[<b>Person behind camera:</b> <i>(sobbing incoherently with laughter)</i> it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. <i>(sniffing, snorting, laughing)</i> of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– <i>(sniff)</i> 1999, as you can see up there. <i>(sniffs, laughs) </i>“The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – <i>(cracks up, giggles, snorts)</i> ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! <i>(sniffs, calms down a little)</i> So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? <i>(person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER)</i> Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mO6NZTU6w2EzbRymLasUlwA">@shitposter-nugget</a></p></blockquote>
middle earth: PURTHWHILE WORSHI
 con Alert Ded Ju 1999
 Life Sized Satanic
 Doll Serves As
 10
 Masturbation Toy
 n
 SS O
 For America's
 CHURON STORE
 ONGOİNG ACTION ALERT ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED JULY 1999
<p><a href="https://too-easy-being-green.tumblr.com/post/166756616792/startrekrenegades-warpedchyld" class="tumblr_blog">too-easy-being-green</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://startrekrenegades.tumblr.com/post/139410904565/warpedchyld-captainamerica-in-middle-earth" class="tumblr_blog">startrekrenegades</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warpedchyld.tumblr.com/post/138870950794">warpedchyld</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainamerica-in-middle-earth.tumblr.com/post/137908318917">captainamerica-in-middle-earth</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obiewans.tumblr.com/post/137905094146">obiewans</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>my stomach hurts</p></blockquote>
<p>Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up</p>
</blockquote>
<p>[<b>Person behind camera:</b> <i>(sobbing incoherently with laughter)</i> it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. <i>(sniffing, snorting, laughing)</i> of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– <i>(sniff)</i> 1999, as you can see up there. <i>(sniffs, laughs) </i>“The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – <i>(cracks up, giggles, snorts)</i> ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! <i>(sniffs, calms down a little)</i> So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? <i>(person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER)</i> Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mO6NZTU6w2EzbRymLasUlwA">@shitposter-nugget</a></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://too-easy-being-green.tumblr.com/post/166756616792/startrekrenegades-warpedchyld" class="tumblr_blog">too-easy-being-g...

middle earth: You bow to no one moonilupin:And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring… though eternally bound by friendship and love… was ended.
middle earth: You bow to no one
moonilupin:And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring… though eternally bound by friendship and love… was ended.

moonilupin:And thus it was. A fourth age of middle-earth began. And the fellowship of the ring… though eternally bound by friendship and...

middle earth: Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence Q2S.12 In J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings (volume 2, p. 32), Legolas the Elf claims to be able to accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (vel- low) 5 leagues away on a bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue that Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means of nonvisual perception, or have made a lucky guess. (1 league3.0 mi.) Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment And they told you science was no fun THEY Sciencel I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in Legolas's pupl size isn't the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is peifectly clear, you can't see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level In order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which knowing Rohan, isn t impossible But consider. Elven satellite eyeballs. you mean lke @sidereanuncia it's back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your I shall never find peace Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earh sindri42 There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved aner the fail of Numenor believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it So middle earth is round, but not for Eves because magic sindri42 So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want er eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarly far while everybody else is limited by this horizon' bulshit Oh thank God, my poor ef prince has seen too much in this post Elves are fnat-earthers textbook tolkien
middle earth: Theory: Nobody who writes a
 physics textbook gives any fucks
 Evidence
 Q2S.12
 In J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings (volume 2,
 p. 32), Legolas the Elf claims to be able to accurately
 count horsemen and discern their hair color (vel-
 low) 5 leagues away on a bright, sunny day. Make
 appropriate estimates and argue that Legolas must
 have very strange-looking eyes, have some means
 of nonvisual perception, or have made a lucky
 guess. (1 league3.0 mi.)
 Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii
 Legolas on physics assignment
 And they told you science was no fun
 THEY
 Sciencel
 I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in
 Legolas's pupl size isn't the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles
 The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual
 horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the
 atmosphere is peifectly clear, you can't see around the planet. If they were
 standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level In
 order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which
 knowing Rohan, isn t impossible
 But consider. Elven satellite eyeballs.
 you mean lke
 @sidereanuncia it's back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your
 I shall never find peace
 Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no reason to believe that the
 curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earh
 sindri42
 There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves
 Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved aner the fail of
 Numenor believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others)
 can travel the straight path across it
 So middle earth is round, but not for Eves because magic
 sindri42
 So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to
 ignore the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It also means that no matter how
 good your optics got, you would always want er eyes manning the spyglass
 because they can see arbitrarly far while everybody else is limited by
 this horizon' bulshit
 Oh thank God, my poor ef prince has seen too much in this post
 Elves are fnat-earthers
textbook tolkien

textbook tolkien

middle earth: Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence Q2S.12 In J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings (volume 2, p. 32), Legolas the Elf claims to be able to accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (vel- low) 5 leagues away on a bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue that Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means of nonvisual perception, or have made a lucky guess. (1 league3.0 mi.) Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment And they told you science was no fun THEY Sciencel I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in Legolas's pupl size isn't the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is peifectly clear, you can't see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level In order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which knowing Rohan, isn t impossible But consider. Elven satellite eyeballs. you mean lke @sidereanuncia it's back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your I shall never find peace Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earh sindri42 There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved aner the fail of Numenor believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it So middle earth is round, but not for Eves because magic sindri42 So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want er eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarly far while everybody else is limited by this horizon' bulshit Oh thank God, my poor ef prince has seen too much in this post Elves are fnat-earthers textbook tolkien
middle earth: Theory: Nobody who writes a
 physics textbook gives any fucks
 Evidence
 Q2S.12
 In J. R. R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings (volume 2,
 p. 32), Legolas the Elf claims to be able to accurately
 count horsemen and discern their hair color (vel-
 low) 5 leagues away on a bright, sunny day. Make
 appropriate estimates and argue that Legolas must
 have very strange-looking eyes, have some means
 of nonvisual perception, or have made a lucky
 guess. (1 league3.0 mi.)
 Update: Legolas pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii
 Legolas on physics assignment
 And they told you science was no fun
 THEY
 Sciencel
 I'm going to do it. I'm going to hand it in
 Legolas's pupl size isn't the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles
 The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual
 horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the
 atmosphere is peifectly clear, you can't see around the planet. If they were
 standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level In
 order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which
 knowing Rohan, isn t impossible
 But consider. Elven satellite eyeballs.
 you mean lke
 @sidereanuncia it's back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your
 I shall never find peace
 Also, for what it's worth, there's absolutely no reason to believe that the
 curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earh
 sindri42
 There's no evidence that Middle Earth curves
 Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved aner the fail of
 Numenor believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others)
 can travel the straight path across it
 So middle earth is round, but not for Eves because magic
 sindri42
 So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to
 ignore the curve of the earth? That's awesome. It also means that no matter how
 good your optics got, you would always want er eyes manning the spyglass
 because they can see arbitrarly far while everybody else is limited by
 this horizon' bulshit
 Oh thank God, my poor ef prince has seen too much in this post
 Elves are fnat-earthers
textbook tolkien

textbook tolkien