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middle age: ilthat TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex, unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces. via reddit.com toast-potent how are they even alive kickin-jeans eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs humandisastersquad WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace) reyroace oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is starvation, because 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let em reyroace by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk gallusrostromegalus My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and projectile-evacuating thier bowels, Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects of a date. teratomarty What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths. the more you know
middle age: ilthat
 TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex,
 unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.
 via reddit.com
 toast-potent
 how are they even alive
 kickin-jeans
 eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during
 forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place
 koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat
 The Fucking Bombs
 humandisastersquad
 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times
 ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how
 good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0
 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and
 even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic
 range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to
 ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat
 anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd
 rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60
 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want
 YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so
 incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is
 bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet
 consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
 reyroace
 oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is
 starvation, because
 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u
 need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in
 nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of
 tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth
 grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc
 everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin
 shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear
 down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit
 all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day
 then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until
 they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die
 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc
 their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh
 just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal
 w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc
 i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung
 from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their
 organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better
 piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense
 mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch
 them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit
 around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison
 while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending
 theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of
 extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at
 all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let
 em
 reyroace
 by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres
 a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound
 like
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk
 gallusrostromegalus
 My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala
 Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently
 good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo
 Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at
 which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves
 around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to
 BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and
 projectile-evacuating thier bowels,
 Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked
 into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with
 a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle
 the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects
 of a date.
 teratomarty
 What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths.
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the more you know

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middle age: Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 1. When the rise of Nazism
 happened, Nazis were not all 6 foot
 tall super soldiers who carried quns
 They were the nice old lady next
 door, the house mother who plays
 with her kids, the store clerk who
 would give you free stuff, etc.

 Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 2. During the civil rights movement
 of the 60's, it wasn't always creepy
 looking middle age white men who
 were going around and trying to
 intimidate and cause violence to
 black people. There were many
 everyday men women and children
 involved, some of who could be your
 parents.
 TO SCHOOL
 " WİTH NEGRO
 AGKins
 oChTo SCHOOL
 WTH NEGROES
 egroe

 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 Replying to @Freeyourmindkid
 3. And I'm just going to tell y'all, in the day and
 age that we are living in, it's not just a few bad
 apples who are responsible for the violence and
 hatred that we are seeing from the Trump
 crowd. It's literally everyone, because Trumps
 whole ideaology is base on othering
 ロ391
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 4. People and keeping them in a position or
 powerlessness through control and violence. I'm
 going to tell y'all right now, some of you may
 think that you have a friend whose only shitty
 quality is that they support Trump, but Im going
 to tell you right now, many Jewish people
 t1 238
 1.1K
 4
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 5. Had friends who turned them over to the
 German government because they cared more
 about othering Jewish folks than their friends.
 Many black folks who thought that they had a
 white friend or too would go out to protest back
 in the day only to see the snarling faces of thei
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 6. "Friends" in an angry white mob as it descends
 upon and beats black protesters. And I am
 guarantee you, that many of your "friends"
 would not hesitate to have you or somebody
 that you care about sent back to your county or
 origin, fired because they assume that you got
 your
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 1K
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 7. Job through affirmative action or have your
 reproductive rights taken away because they feel
 like they feel like what a woman wants to do
 with her body should be determined by bunch of
 old white men. I'm telling y'all right now, we are
 living in the same world that has breeded
 tl 221 979
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 8. Many of an ethnic cleansing and genocide.
 mean hell, we are already going through ethnic
 cleansing if you want to count Trump's
 immigration reforms and mass deportation. But
 what I'm telling y'all is to stay woke. You can't
 compromise with these people a
 nd there is no
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 Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 9. Middle ground that can be
 reached when an ideaologv is base
 on hegemony and hate. There can be
 no compromise with evil, the only
 thing we can do is try to defeat this
 ideaology & make sure future
 generations view this ideaology the
 same way which segregation &
 Nazism is viewed
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 BUILD QUM
 WAL
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 a NAZI.CAN YO
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middle age: So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately into wanting to join the Youtube/Let's Play culture, l had installed some screen recording software that would let her make videos of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to Youtube Anyways, one day I'm minding my own business when l hear her quietly sniffling over on the computer. asked her what was wrong, but she didn't want to tell me so I let it go, but decided to keep on eye on her. A few minutes later l discovered what was happening, someone was harassing not only her, but also all the other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we'll call him Little Shithead, or LS) was saying shit about how he was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time l had gotten my fiance involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little shit this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form I started by googling LS's username. There were several hits Immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS he claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact info; it was literally firstname.lastname. I know your name now you little shit So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing Hmmmm. On a hunch l searched for just the last name, while narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we'll call him Little Shithead, or LS) was saying shit about how he was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time l had gotten my fiance involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little shit this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form I started by googling LS's username. There were several hits immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS: he claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact info, it was literally firstname.lastname. l know your name now you little shit So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing Hmmmm. On a hunch l searched for just the last name, while narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until I find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT So I sent him a message on Facebook, asking if he had a son named firstname who goes by his username on Minecraft. Dad confirmed had the right guy. So my wife begins telling the dad everything that LS was saying to my daughter, and we sent him the recorded video as proof. Radio silence for a few days Then we got the message back: LS had his computer taken away from him for the entire summer, and had also been lying about his age (he was only 11, I think). His parents were fucking livid with him, and he surely hated the next few months of his life No one fucks with my daughter edit: spelling op stalks kid and gets revenge
middle age: So, my daughter, who was about 8 at the time, was REALLY
 Minecraft (as most kids are these days). Also desperately
 into wanting to join the Youtube/Let's Play culture, l had installed
 some screen recording software that would let her make videos
 of the games she was playing so she could later upload them to
 Youtube
 Anyways, one day I'm minding my own business when l hear
 her quietly sniffling over on the computer. asked her what was
 wrong, but she didn't want to tell me so
 I let it go, but decided to
 keep on eye on her. A few minutes later l discovered what was
 happening, someone was harassing not only her, but also all the
 other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we'll
 call him Little Shithead, or LS) was saying shit about how he
 was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old
 she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into
 her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this
 is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time l had gotten my fiance
 involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little
 shit this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been
 recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form
 I started by googling LS's username. There were several hits
 Immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page
 where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on
 Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS he
 claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now
 lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact
 info; it was literally firstname.lastname. I know your name now
 you little shit
 So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing
 Hmmmm. On a hunch l searched for just the last name, while
 narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen
 hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until
 find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same
 last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and
 now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT

 other kids playing on whatever server she was on. This kid (we'll
 call him Little Shithead, or LS) was saying shit about how he
 was going to rape my 8 year old daughter (she told him how old
 she was hoping he would stop), how he was going to hack into
 her IP and steal all her info, swearing profusely (remember, this
 is a game for kids), etc etc. By this time l had gotten my fiance
 involved, and she was also obviously quite upset at what a little
 shit this kid was being. We realized that our daughter had been
 recording the entire incident, and a plan began to form
 I started by googling LS's username. There were several hits
 immediately, the most interesting of which involved a page
 where he was publicly applying to be a mod for a server on
 Minecraft. I was able to learn a lot about this little POS: he
 claimed to be 15, likes hockey, used to live in Toronto but now
 lives in Florida. But the bombshell was easily his skype contact
 info, it was literally firstname.lastname. l know your name now
 you little shit
 So I head over to Facebook and search for the name. Nothing
 Hmmmm. On a hunch l searched for just the last name, while
 narrowing my results to only the state of Florida. Several dozen
 hits. Hmmm. So I have to start combing through each one, until
 I find what I was looking for: a middle aged man with the same
 last name, whose profile indicates he was born in Toronto and
 now lives in Florida. I FOUND YOUR DAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT
 So I sent him a message on Facebook, asking if he had a son
 named firstname who goes by his username on Minecraft. Dad
 confirmed had the right guy. So my wife begins telling the dad
 everything that LS was saying to my daughter, and we sent him
 the recorded video as proof. Radio silence for a few days
 Then we got the message back: LS had his computer taken
 away from him for the entire summer, and had also been lying
 about his age (he was only 11, I think). His parents were fucking
 livid with him, and he surely hated the next few months of his
 life
 No one fucks with my daughter
 edit: spelling
op stalks kid and gets revenge

op stalks kid and gets revenge